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ac3th3shark · 4 months
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I think that since Ritsu is the 'smart one' he and mob's parents payed a lot more attention to him and his accomplishments, always praising Ritsu for his good work and ignoring things that are good for mob because his younger brother does so much better.
so, mob, for a long time, thought that his accomplishments were insignificant, especially compared to his brother or his classmates and kinda internalized the idea that the things he did weren't good enough.
that is, until he met Reigen.
mob comes into the office after school looking really upset and disappointed, Reigen instantly notices this. Mob sits down at his desk and hesitates a bit before reaching for his bag and pulling out his folder, pausing and staring at the folder laying on the table before picking it up and pulling out his homework for the day.
Reigen knows that something is up with mob, but he doesn't want to push so he waits to see if mob talks about it himself. For a while they both just sit there in silence, the faint sound of a pencil scratching at paper and a pause for a bit and then it continues. after a while mob gets up and walks over to Reigen's desk.
Mob just stands there for a moment before lightly tapping Reigen on the arm. Reigen turns to mob and mob quietly asks him to check his work. It's not an unusual thing for mob to ask but Reigen can hear in the way his voice trembles and he stutters while asking and that his whole body is slightly shakey that something is wrong.
Reigen quickly checks his work and tells him that everything is correct, and he did a great job. mob nods and smiles before taking his paper back and turning to walk away when Reigen stops him. Mob, confused, turns back around and Reigen asks him what's wrong.
Mob tries to deny anything being off about him at first but gives in shortly and admits that he got a 70 on his math test that day and he knew his parents were going to be upset. Reigen is confused as to why his parents would be upset, that's not a bad grade. Mob tells him about how Ritsu is super smart, and his parents always compare his work to Ritsu's and say that it's not very good, even when he gets higher 70's or lower 80's.
Reigen is upset that his parents would do that but doesn't let his emotions get the better of him and quickly turns to comforting mob. he tells him that his works is great, and that schoolwork is much easier when your younger and that it's not right of them to do that. Reigen tells mob that he's doing a great job and that he's so proud of him. Mob cries and hugs Reigen. they just kinda stay there for a while, warm and comforted in each other's embrace until there's a knock on the door and their next customer is here.
Reigen makes sure to praise mob extra for all the great work he does from that point on.
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unearthlycat · 6 months
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jumping on this bandwagon i guess
#rain world
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 goldenjetfish
✨ yeekoftheweek Follow
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[Image: Navigation directions for a road with a roundabout. An alternate route goes directly through the roundabout. It is labeled "if you;re not a coward ;)"]
got this from my drone nav today
is my iterator fucking okay
👤 herecomestherainagain-deactivated1529700 Go home No Significant Harassment, you're drunk.
🪈 pipe--yard okay im like 99% sure this is fake but i just gotta highlight the audacity of saying "go home" to the guy whose house youre literally driving on top of
🪈 pipe--yard edit: IT'S REAL??!?!
wild-flower-ride-deactivated1532056 void and saints below yall really live like this
📿 guardianknittingneedles-deactivated1534459 Happy one solar-cycle anniversary to the drunk No Significant Harassment post
🪱 cutest-lil-pipe-beast Follow i've only seen this post in screenshots and i still can't believe it's real
🟩 nsh-heritage-posts Certified No Significant Harassment Heritage Post
#rule of laughter #happy 7 sol-cycle anniversary to the drunk nsh post everyone #tumbling stones heritage posts
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☁️ fourteenblueclouds
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[image description: Two painterly images of the sky, as viewed from a Metropolis balcony on Five Pebbles during a dry spell. The first shows the sky, uninterrupted save for the spires of distant communications towers. The other, a single figure leaned over the railing of a balcony, looking out over the cityscape.]
the summers up on pebbles were always the worst, but as the end approaches i'm coming to miss them
#original art #artists of tumbling stones #my artwork #painting
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🗡️ nine-sharp-stones it really feels like everyone is ascending these days. this place is a ghost town. i just wish i could join them but i know i'll never be enough. there's too much of me. if i go it'll twist me into something i don't want to be. and all i can do is be afraid.
i miss my parents. i miss everyone. my best friend ascended last cycle. we couldn't be friends anymore because i was "holding them back".
i just wish i could have gone with them.
#vent #do not reblog #delete later
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 halo-of-seven-suns
⛆ raindeerstampede-deactivated1534012 It still gets me every time that even living up here with an abundance of water, we choose to maintain a system of pipes to ensure access to it.
I have to pay a water bill.
It rains so hard every night my balcony has a hands-breadth of standing water when the shields unroll in the morning.
Does nobody see the contradiction here?
🪻 metropolitanghost Follow op have you ever heard of a drainage system
do you like. realize how nasy that water gets
and you want to DRINK it?
🧃 five-pebbsi-official Follow Why drink rainwater when you could be drinking Five Pebbsi, the official drink of the Five Pebbles Metropolitan Zone?
[five-pebbsi-advertisement.jpg]
Quench your thirst and contract 0 intestinal parasites! None!
🪈 pipe--yard
#wow thanks five pebbsi official brand account that doesn't sound suspicious at all
#thank you five pebbles official you sound very trustworthy #i am sure your drink contains nothing else that would be of concern
#what an incredibly trustable source! i am sure if i perform a search query for five pebbsi i will definitely not find anything concerning on the ingredient list!
🖸 pleading-intellects-hot-robot-bod
#it has WHAT IN IT
i would like to wish everyone finding out about the ingredients of five pebbsi from this post my Deepest Condolences but also, Rest In Pieces
#rule of laughter
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🪨 one-cup-of-pebbles 🔁 memes-to-make-you-ascend
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[screencap: a greyscale photo of a cup of gravel tea, with two twigs artfully arranged on a plate. Caption reads, "Working on denying the fourth urge this week! #fourthurge #gluttony #graveltea #dietarypurge #releasethe4"]
these guys have got to be stopped
#i am losing my mind over this
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💬 wondering-ottoman 🔁 leviafantastic
🌘 lingeringluna Follow
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[Image: a shiny chitinous box containing unidentifiable bluish-white mush.]
living block just got the new ration shipment today. what the [2].
🌘 lingeringluna this is what they feed the iterator technicians i think
👤 beyondthewinds-deactivated1528045 Technical side of Tumbling Stones, can you confirm?
🧮 sixgrains-official Follow yes i am a real iterator technician and i eat this every day,, for my lunch and for dinner i eat neuron flies. hope this helps
👤 beyondthewinds-deactivated1528045 Thank you, definitely official account of famous iterator architect Six Grains of Gravel, Mountains Abound
#this is an old and humorously meant post i know but… #but no really what?! #i knew it was bad for the stragglers but i had no idea… #at least once we all ascend it'll be a bygone worry i suppose… #tw gluttony
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 halo-of-seven-suns
⛓️ atopthespires becoming an iterator technician with high ambitions but i'm incredibly clumsy, introduced to them on the first day of the job and i am simply so charming they cannot help but fall in love with me for "research purposes" and i become their specialist little technician attending their every whim despite being the least qualified individual to do so <3
⛓️ atopthespires some of you are very confused what i mean by this, so let me make it clear: i want to [U.] the iterator
⛓️ atopthespires
#op do you understand that the puppet is just a simulacrum of a body? #they are much vaster than your reproduction-addled mind can concieve of i promise you that
the simulacrum being puppeted by a vast inconcievable machine is part of the appeal. whats not clicking
⛓️ atopthespires
#you realize the councils would literally throw you into the void fluid vats for that right #if you don't get excommunicated first
might i introduce you to this Wondrous New Skill called: lying
#rule of laughter #heresy tw #not safe for worshippers
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🐲 For Rayo and 👑 For Sorpresa, please? You can do either or if you don't want to do both. Thank you :)
Oooohhhhohoho! I love this ask :D
First up OUR SWEET PRINCE
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I think I need to redesign her mask to make it less like a butterfly, because that ain’t her vibes!
Nou die draak
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I kinda rushed the folded wings because I wanted to show his stupid fucking dragon hands off XD
Of course where would a prince be without her dragon?
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hey guess what
LORE
So let’s start with our Prince.
Sorpresa comes from a long line of of women royals and is bright and ready to prove herself. A big part of her job tho is keeping her identity secret so she’s able to walk amongst her people without them acting off so they actually know what to fix, hence the mask. They’re also the first defensive against any attacks so they must always be ready with weapons and strangely sharp crowns. Sorpresa is more than ready to take on the world, she’s just waiting on the chance to prove herself.
Dragon man
Rayo X is a Knucker with horns that grew in wrong. Instead of pointing out they grew sideways to form a cross. With less protection than his fellows he decided to leave them to avoid the shame of them telling him he was a burden. While not able to use his horns he has developed one hell of a tail whip to fight back. It has served him well for a long time, but he still appreciated the beak guard because it makes close range attacks easier.
How they know each other!
Sorpresa was an only child and Rayo was an outcast, so both of their childhoods were really very boring when they weren’t training or sleeping. One day Rayo decided he’d drag his sorry ass out of the pond he was holding up in to try find someone to play with. He stumbled across a very flashy silver gate with blue gems set into its crest. He couldn’t help himself, he slithered up and pecked the sapphires out. Holding one up to admire it he watched as the world through it fractured and spun through the blue shine. On the other side he saw more flowers than he’d ever seen in his life. He had to see more! So he bellyflopped into the yard and went skittering to check everything out. Needless to say he trashed the place.
Meanwhile
A very board student was staring out her window while her tutor was trying to explain why the apple fell on Newton’s head and wishing that she could be doing anything else. Suddenly she saw a shadow climb over her fence and start slinking around her hard pulling up her grandmother’s flowers and toppling statues of her long dead relatives and if that wasn’t the most interesting thing she’d seen all day. Her teacher didn’t even get the chance to grab her before she went bursting out the window and scaling down the vines till she was able to land with only scarped knee to complain of.
Rayo was admiring how his reflection was shining in the depths of their well.
“HEY!”
A shout and poke from behind him made him jump and lose his grip on one of gems. He lent forward to to try catch it before it was out of reach, but a smack on his back made him jolt forwards and go spilling into the the depths below.
For a second he considered just curling into a ball at the bottom until whatever it was went away, but he reminded himself he’s a fucking dragon who can whip ass if he wants to.
Sorpresa peered over the edge of the well wall to the Rocky water below. She thought it was someone in a long robe digging through her family’s yard, but for a second she could have sworn…A dragon’s head come rocketing out of the earth below. Her stomach nearly fell out her ass as she steps back keeping her weapon up list like she was taught and glued her eyes to the opening waiting for a fight. Nothing came. Slowly she approached again to take another peak.
Rayo was about seven feet short from the top and was desperately clinging to the stones trying to claw his way back out, but he kept hitting a smooth one and ended up splashing back down.
Sorpresa watched him struggle for a bit. Poor thing looked like it was panicking. “Hello?”
Rayo paused. He looked up at the face above him. “Why did you hit me?”
Sorpresa cringed. “Well it was you or me.” She glanced at the torn up flowers and shuttered seeing that the crown broke off of her great great great aunt. “My mama is gonna explode when she sees this.”
Rayo curled around himself trying to calm down. “Whatever.” He dipped back below the water to tie himself in a knot. He couldn’t deal with this.
Above him a blip in the water made him stir. A tock on his head made him rise out back out of the water to see he must have fallen asleep because the light around them had faded to a deep purple, or maybe that was just a reflection from him.
“What?”
“I came back to check in you and I was worried you drowned.” Rayo blinked up at her. “You’re…really stuck, huh?” Rayo started sinking again. “I’ll get you out, don’t worry.”
Rayo Sat with his eyes above the water as he watched her work. A few minutes later a rope flitted down next to him and Sorpresa called him up. He reached out and gave it a tug. The beam it was tied to creaked a little, but didn’t break. He wrapped himself around it and started his way up.
Halfway up the rope he heard something snap and he practically turned to stone.
“C’mon! You’re almost there!” Sorpresa leaned over to see her garden destroyer dangling like a uvula in the throat of some great beast. He was so close she could almost…she grabbed the rope, looped her leg around it and slid down far enough that she could reach out and touch him. He was way smoother than she excepted, but when she went to sooth down his spines he flinched away. She hissed. “No! Not back down!” The knucker stayed where he was. She puffed air out through her nose and went over what she had learned. “I’m sorry I scared you down here earlier, but it’s my duty to protect those in my kingdom..where you are, so please let me help you.”
She reached down a second time, but instead of touching him she held her hand in front of his eye. He cocked his head at it, then cautiously dug his claw into her sleeve.
Sorpresa had to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from pulling away as he climbed up her arm, cutting her more with each step. She watched blood run down her arm through the rips in her sleeve. Mama really won’t be happy with her destroying her shirts like this. Soon enough Rayo was clinging to her shoulder with his tail wrapped around her arm for balance. Even with the extra weight she pulled them both up and out where she dumped them both on the ground.
Now that they were both safe she got to have a proper look at him. “You had wings this whole time? Why didn’t you use them?”
Rayo was trying very hard to dry off by flopping around in the dirt, but he humoured her and opened them. “Its too cramped down there to fly.”
“Oh. Wh-“
“I dropped your gems in the well.”
“You did what?”
And the rest is history!
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mr-solivagant · 7 months
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The Tale of Psilocibus (and is it okay to write more Greek myths now?)
NOTE: I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGIES.
Context: I was having fun with ChatGPT when I asked it to write a myth of a very chaotic bastard of Zeus. It was originally named Phobodysseus, but that name felt like a mouthful that I asked it to change into Psilocibus. I spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME WITH IT.
(Is it still considered fanfiction when you ask ChatGPT to make a myth of a chaotic Greek god that doesn't exist in the original mythology?)
Psilocibus, much like other myths, started off with Zeus committing another violation of women's rights in the name of horniness. (The mother wasn't specified when I asked ChatGPT to write it, but I'd like to think it's Eris or something, IDK.)
From turning wine to vinegar, making a mess of the debates, laughter in the funerals (yeah, it wasn't as chaotic as I envisioned when ChatGPT gave me the output.) This guy has been so chaotic to the point when it got too much and when Zeus tried to stop him, he was stubborn. Not even the rest of the Olympians can stop him. Not even Ares, or even Athena herself...
Hades however managed to put an end to this by dragging him to the Underworld... After typing all of this and looking back at the chat with ChatGPT... I realized that wasn't chaotic enough. I feel like I could do more... SO much more... Any suggestions?
Here are some other things I did with that chat:
- Got Psilocibus elected as a US President and declared war on three major countries known for withholding and abusing human rights on his last term.
- Ares learns Russian for a mission involving the war Psilocibus declared.
- Made ChatGPT describe an action-packed chase scene involving most of the Greeks who fought in the Trojan War (Patroclus, Achilles, Odysseus and Diomedes) as well as Penthesilea and Atalanta hunting down an ex-fed named Joe Mama (can't think of a better name.)
- Made Psilocibus meet Tom Scott, Rasputin, and Alexander Hamilton after sleeping on a ship and accidentally got sent to a different country.
- Loki becomes CEO of IKEA (why not?)
- Diss raps Theseus a LOT.
There's a lot more to what I did in ChatGPT... For now, that's all.
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aminifanartist · 2 years
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Who killed Markiplier:
A prequel based on my understanding of events.
Once upon a time there lived three friends, Mark, William and Damien.
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One day Mark met Damiens sister Celine, and he fell in love with her.
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Soon they were married.
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But Celine was not happy,
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One day she ran away with William.
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Mark was very upset, but there was nothing he could do.
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He was all alone.
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The empty rooms seemed to whisper in his ear. It was all William's fault.
Then he came up with a plan,
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He would invite all his friends over for a party. Who knows, maybe an accident would happen....
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(here begins Who Killed Markiplier)
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just-v · 5 months
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Not me writing a (shitty) poem about having a toxic relationship with Terry Silver for my college Intro Creative Writing class🧍‍♀️
Now I have to include it in my portfolio and finals week has me so tired I’m just gonna straight up title it “Terry Silver”
(This is the first poem I ever wrote. I swear I have improved so much within a month😭🧎‍♀️)
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artielas · 1 year
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we don't have any of the streaming services with Goncharov (1973), but I did find a PDF of the script and I
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I would do anything for these women omg
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crossiaunt · 6 months
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Royale High: After School Plans (Rosalie (me on the left) and Stan (my friend on the right))
Divider used in this scene is by @saradika
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"So, are we still on for hanging out at my dorm with Aly?" Stan asked, looking at Rosalie.
Rosalie stood up from the edge of the locker courtyard's fountain, her halo spinning rather swiftly. "I suppose we are. But, Aly's been quite busy lately.."
Aly Lighthorn was the most popular girl in the school. She's the descendant of the first Light fairies, and as one could guess, was...very preoccupied. As if on cue, her footsteps were heard as she walked up to the two.
Her, Rosalie, and Stan made an odd trio, but they were like peas in a pod. They were only considered odd by the other students because of their statuses and elements. Aly was a princess from the Light Kingdom, more formally known as the Rainbow Diamond Kingdom, Rosalie was a marchioness from the Midnight Moon Kingdom, or, the Sorcerix Night Kingdom, and Stan was a commoner from the Sparkling Frost Kingdom.
Aly walked over to the two, smiling as she waved goodbye to another group of students. "Hey, girls!"
"Hello, Aly."
"Hi."
The three girls then walked to their lockers together, talking about what they would do after classes.
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fangirllllpriv · 1 year
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BIG TW FOR SUICIDE, UNREALITY
(not seriously dark, video game stuff lol)
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Someone make a ddlc mod where instead of Sayori disappearing in act 2, she’s there, and happy again (glitches still there), but she follows the same path and kills herself again, this time in a different, equally gory way. Then through act 3, act 4, and a new act 5, Sayori repeatedly offs herself in different ways, while the other characters get more and more hostile and disturbing. MC’s goal is to stop Sayori from killing herself through these time loops.
There’s a mini puzzle game where you rearrange pieces of Sayori’s poems to figure out where and how she’ll try to kill herself. “In the clubroom, pills. In her kitchen, gas oven. In her car, crashed into a wall behind the school. In her bathtub, toaster.”
But you’re always too late.
In the end , it’s revealed that, like Monika, Sayori gained self awareness, and tried to remove herself from the narrative completely, not wanting to be used as a puppet for the world’s weird fantasies about barely-legal girls. But Monika keeps restarting it over and over, bringing Sayori back.
Eventually you realize you CAN’T save her. Monika reveals that she’s been taunting the player with the prospect of saving Sayori, explaining that she’s sick of the player treating her and the other girls like one-dimensional caricatures. A chance to “invite him in” to their personal lives and struggles, to shove their full personalities and inner lives in the player’s face.
She brings out the girls’ negative traits and repeatedly revives Sayori, this time to purposefully show MC things he never wanted to see.
The mod would go deep into the girls’ personalities in acts 2, 3, 4, & 5 instead of just making them awful.
Monika doesn’t want you in this one. She wants peace for her and the others.
Oh, Natsuki gets increasingly angry at MC for Sayori’s death each time it happens. She doesn’t explain why until she exclaims, looking directly at you, “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?”
The only way to save Sayori, and to save any of them, is to leave them be.
Then ending sequence:
“Would you like to start a new game?”
Yes No
Yes: the screen is black for a second before Monika jumpscares you with a mild glitch effect. She tells you “have you learned nothing??? Are we doomed to repeat our fates to your cruel whims!? Forget this. I’m deleting it all, Sayori was right. A life like this isn’t worth living.
You’re taken back to the title screen where there are two options: Continue and Options. ‘Continue’ just gets you a “go away” textbox.
“Options” gets you a slider between “gone forever” and “fuck off” which changes the color palette of the title screen.
No:
The screen goes dark, and Monika pops up. You get a quick “Monika smiles sweetly” then the game closes.
If your reopen the game, there’s a title screen with the continue option only, and when you press it, a message pops up saying “thank you”
It’ll be called
DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB: SAVING SAYORI
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Chapters: 14/24 Fandom: Original Work, Norse Religion & Lore, Prose Edda (Norse), Poetic Edda (Norse), Völsunga saga | Saga of the Volsungs - Anonymous Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Áslaug (Norse Religion & Lore), Fáfnir | Frænir | Fafnir (Norse Religion & Lore), Svanhild/Svanhildr, Svanhildr Sigurðardóttir, Svanhild Gjúkingar, Brynhildr (Norse Religion & Lore), Sigurðr | Sigurd (Norse Religion & Lore), Heimr of Hlymdalir, Bekkhild of Hlymdalir, Grani - Character, Finnegan Descendus Sliochd, Fionn of the Wild Hunt, Merida Descendus Sliochd, Gwyn ap Nudd, Kayraen of the Wild Hunt, Iian Briar, Elli (Old Age), Frau Gauden, Frau Holle, Fionn Flann, Lorcán the Fierce, Dearil/Renna Kingsdöttær, Kieran, Caelum, cathan, Nuallán, Duibhín, Ai-Laau Series: Part 3 of Saga of the Sigurða (The Völsunga Saga Continued) Summary:
Aslaug is a Volsunga. So far, it has been nothing but a burden. She has had a voice in her head, tempting her to be a monster at every moment and never giving her peace; she has lost her father, then her mother, for reasons she has yet to fully understand; she has no idea what she wants to do or what she is destined for, but she does know she's going to have to figure it out on her own.
When she has a chance encounter with her soulmates, Aslaug's destiny truly begins to unfold, and her journey to discover who she is and what she will do begins. Her first task: locate her father's treasure, the legacy of the great Sigurd Fafnesbane. The only thing standing in her way? Her half-sister, Svanhild Volsunga, who is determined to live a life beyond just a woman doomed to die at the hands of a family curse.
Aslaug must choose where her loyalties lie, what path she wishes to follow when all of them lead to nothing but tragedy, and admit that perhaps she might just be a hero - all while the curse of the Andvaranaut begins to test her ability to lose what little she holds dear.
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ac3th3shark · 4 months
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tiny little mob finishes his homework a bit early and is really bored sitting in the spirts and such office, so he pulls a piece of blank paper and some crayons out of his backpack and starts drawing.
a while later Reigen notices that mob has been really quiet and focused and since they won't have any customers for an hour or so decides to ask if mob needs any help with his homework. he may not be great at math, but he can do 4th grade math.
mob says no and keeps drawing, a few minutes later Reigen mob pull on his sleeve. when he looks down, he sees mob holding a paper and assumes mob wants him to check his homework. this happens every now and then when mob feels really uncertain about his answers.
he takes the paper from mobs' hand and gets ready to check whatever problems he was doing today but instead of seeing a boring black and white math worksheet he sees a colorful drawing of him and mob standing outside the spirts and such building, they're both smiling and its labeled 'me and master!" with a smiley face. the sun in the corner of the page is also smiling.
mobs blushing a bit and says something about being bored and not having any more work to do and goes back to his desk to wait for the next client to arrive.
Reigen buys a frame the next day.
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mayia-rat · 1 year
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Hostage
Silly short story I made
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In the bar where the adventurers and vultures came to hang around once entered a man with his hair and eyes the same shade of red.
He asked the crow at the bar for a shot of rum while he leaned in to listen the stories the others where telling. At that moment, a member of the royal guard was sharing his recent mission, in which he had beheaded a traitor.
‘And you, redhead?’ A tall lady sat next to him. ‘Why have you joined us tonight?’
The redhead finished his rum, his mouth still like stone, staring at his newfound audience. If I am to tell the truth, i must admit, he didn’t have a clue what to say. He didn’t indulge in the idea of a crowd.
‘What’s up with your eyes, stranger?’
‘I don’t sleep well, what can i say?’ He responded.
‘Tell us your name!’
The man took his coat off, under which he wore a pretty tunic, the type rich snobs would buy.
‘Lonnie.’
The whole establishment roared, begging Lonnie to tell them a tale. They figured from his appearance that he of all of them had stories to tell.
They were barbarians, sure, but, above all, they were lovers of legends.
And, while he drank a glass of water, he finally found his voice.
‘You see’, he started, ‘I was wanted even as a child. It’s pretty funny if you think about it.
I was finally home since escaping the state of a hostage, this was after the revolution, but the authorities kept bothering me. The one who had captured me was, somehow, alive and they desperately wanted to know where he was.
I knew he would find me and the police always on my tail wasn’t helping me.
He took a while to show up. Even I was starting to think that he had either died, or he had forgotten about me.
Of course, we met eventually, outside the park fence while i was going home from school. Imagine being a kid and meeting your own aggressor again, in the dead of the evening, alone?
The bar had gone silent.
‘And, what did you do?’ The lady asked, her eyes glinting with sympathy. ‘Did you give up?’
Lonnie shook his head.
‘No. I took my pistol and I shot him in the legs because his shield was the size of a plate, and he was a fucking idiot.’
All the people and the vultures of the bar laughed in unison while Lonnie downed his water. He also chuckled, if only a little bit, because, when something hurt, he could only bring himself to spit and laugh in it’s face. With blood shot eyes, you don’t ever have enough energy to tackle it head first.
(Picture from the beginning is from Gris the game)
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I'm going to wear this in public one day and give someone a heart attack
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But for now it's just a sticker
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mr-solivagant · 7 months
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Another tale of Psilocibus and his antics.
Context: Psilocibus is a Greek God that I made up and asked ChatGPT to make a few chaotic myths about him... Now, I want to take my own hand and write down the myth MYSELF.
Note: My knowledge on Greek Mythology is only limited to Google searches, Wikipedia, and MANY VIDEOS OF OVERLY SARCASTIC PRODUCTIONS.
The myth of Psilocibus explains the birth of chaos, insanity and magic mushrooms. Also known as psilocybin. (Note that I have never ever done any -.. .-. ..- --. … and this is simply me being weird.)
It all started as many Greek Myths usually go: Zeus …- .. --- .-.. .- - .. -. --. / .-- --- -- . -. .----. … / .-. .. --. …. - … as usual. The victim this time was Eris, the Greek goddess of strife and discord while under the guises of an animal... Eris birthed Psilocibus and raised him to be chaotic... And to overthrow Zeus someday. (Remember, remember, the prophecy of Gaia...)
But before that, SHENANIGANS! Young Psilocibus learned how to cause chaos at an early age thanks to his mother Eris, by dragging a kingdom down to ruin.
Here are the specifics:
Under the guise of a very young child, Psilocibus managed to get away with everything by playing the "cute baby" card.
Psilocibus then proceeds to bring in a colony of wasps to a nearby village. Lots of people getting stung.
He then attended a philosopher's debate, and then caused the philosophers to argue about the existence of chickens.
He led an army of goats and geese... TO LECTURE A FUTURE PRINCE THAT IS.
Then, he turned all of the barrels wine into barrels of vinegar in a party... Let's just say there were a lot of sour faces. The people were still drunk that it took 2 more hours of drinking before they finally realize that they've been drinking vinegar this whole time.
Then finally, he turned water spring into an alcohol spring where it still looks like water... But it's a lot stronger than wine. The water in question was from a spring... HE TURNED A WATER SPRING INTO A VODKA SPRING. (I know what I'm doing, in the spirit of random chaos that is.)
He then caused the high officials to turn against each other and then they started a war over a spring that makes you drunk and pathetic insults... Way to go Psilocibus, you're making your mother proud this time.
With all of that happening... The Olympians must've done something to stop him, right? Well yes... But no.
When Dionysus learned that he was responsible for turning the wine to vinegar, he complained it to Zeus... Who unfortunately can't do anything about it. Why? It's because Eris is the daughter of Nyx... And Zeus can't mess with Nyx again. That makes Psilocibus protected against the Olympians. Neither of them can even go up against her, not even Ares himself! And this is only just the beginning... The beginning of things chaotic and wild... And random... (Again, this is me being weird.)
If you have any suggestions or corrections, just comment below and let me know! See you next time!
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He loves the kind of woman that would actually just k!ll him (quick drabble)
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When you scolded his teammates for not picking up after themselves after dinner, he realized something about himself. “We’re sorry” they said in unison. Eren just stared you up and down with craving eyes.
“Dude, your girl is kind of scary.” They muttered as you walked off to the bathroom. He knows…intently following your retreating figure with his eyes.
When he first approached you at a frat party, offering to help carry your drinks, maybe with the intent to take you back to his place later that night..you left him speechless with your glowering glare, muttering explosives at him.
He was stunned as he watched you walk away.
“Poor girl would rather walk spill her drinks than speak with you.” Jean snickered. But Eren just grinned.
It took him a while to get you to warm up to him, but the chase was worth it. Turns out, you’re just a soft cinnamon bun once you let your walls down. For someone who claims she hates cuddles, you sure want cuddles. He loves you, and especially that mouth of yours.
He doesn’t mind when you calmly give him the look if he’s acting up, your sharp tongue, or your quick comebacks. In fact, he loves when you speak up for him if his order is wrong before he gets the chance to, or rather aggressively cheer for him at his games, that in particular makes him blush ever so lovingly. He almost gets shy. Meanwhile you’re swooning over your beast boyfriend smashing 220 pound guys down on the field. Unaware he’s doing the most to impress his girl.
He remembers being taken aback once. You had slapped a stranger who catcalled you. Eren was away buying you ice scream, strictly ordering you to stay within his line of vision since the carnival was “dangerous”. So when he noticed the situation, rushing with the intent of smashing the guys face in, he nearly dropped the ice cream as he witnessed your hand connecting with roaches face. Proudly observing you with gleam in his eyes.
Eren admits it, he’s attracted to intiminating women. He doesn’t know when it started, might’ve been with you. Now that he thinks about it, every girl he used to chase after before you was reserved and timid. Either way, all he knows is every time you let out that side of you, his pants feel tighter.
You come back from the bathroom, noticing the guys picked up after themselves. Finally, you thought.
“Hey Eren, can we get dessert?”
He stands up and grabs you by the loops of your belt, pulling your hips flush against his.
“Can’t you sit on my face first?” face to face spooning you, about to add a “please,” but you smirked and got down on your knees instead. He quickly looked around, “we’re in the living room, the guys might walk come back in.” he stresses.
“Let them.” and Eren swears that one day you’ll give him a heart attack. His girl is a freak, the thought makes him grin.
“Only if you sit on it later.” he was not below begging for it. He actually wouldn’t mind going out by you sitting on his face, it would make him die a happy man.
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A Stick And A Rock
Once upon a time, there was a stick. It was an odd stick. And there was also a rock. An odd rock. They somehow came to be in proximity of each other. Then they became best friends. The end.
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