i kept thinking i would forget about you one day. now i’m beginning to think i never will

thinking about how Annabeth calls Percy "obtuse" & "unable to see how people feel" in the demigod diaries and now you just know that she was fighting for her life flirting with him for years and Percy was just like "that's my best friend :) she is so nice to me"

That One Image™ but timkon bc tim is Strong™ and conner is the Twink of Steel™

Hiii- so I’m clumsy as fuck ‘n hit delete 😭 instead of post on the ask you sent me about hanging out with Levi and randomly asking him if you should get your nipples pierced- ‘n I figured I’d come put my rambling answer in your ask box helpshsksh- feel free to ignore this

Levi’s face would be bright fuckin’ red- and he can’t even meet your eyes (which means he’s still looking at your boobs-) stuttering out “Wha?!? W-why are you asking me???��� you just shrug, “Well you’re always staring at my boobs, so I thought you might like the idea…” and slowly your voice trails off as you watch Levi nods so hard and fast it almost looks painful-

“I do!!! I mean- I don’t know why MY opinion matters b-but I really do love- like!! Like the idea!!!” fuck he’s cute when he’s excited-

somehow Levi blushes even more when you laugh, before asking him “Soooo what kind of jewelry do you think I should get? You’ll be the one looking at them after all.” he can tell your teasing- but it still works and now he’s imagining what you’d look like with hoops, bars or maybe some customized jewelry???-

you’ll have to snap him back to reality or Levi will just sit there zoned out still staring at your boobs-

‘n I wanted to say hiiii V!! We are mutuals ‘n I love the asks / brainrot you send me <3

It’s all good lol! I always love your responses/ideas!!

Why is it so fun to make Levi flustered like I want to absolutely short circuit him all the time pfiffifjjffk

It would be so much fun to get them pierced then get jewelry that’s customized to him like ones with little orange or blue jewels on the ends, or like gamer themed jewelry if they have that. It would make him so flustered and cute id totally do that for him

(the other brothers too tbh bc like having gold Ms or something for Mammon would make him so flustered too or little pink hearts for Asmo would make him so happy)

pjo soulmate au:

soulmate au where everyone has the name of their soulmate written on them, but it’s just their soulmate’s last name

when piper and leo first met, they became fast friends. part of this was to do with them getting along so well, but another part was due to them having the same soulmark. they would always joke around about it, wondering if they either shared this ‘grace’ person of if they’d be with siblings

turns out, the latter was true… but they guessed the wrong sibling

the moment they met (or rather ‘met’) jason and learned his last name, piper immediately assumed he was the one, and leo jokingly asked if he had a hot sister. when they ended up meeting the hunters much later, while on the quest, leo was very happy to find out that jason did, in fact, have a very beautiful, cool, badass older sister. the only downside was that she swore off dating

so, if they both found their soulmates, why didn’t things feel… right?

meanwhile, for years, jason was both worried and excited to meet whoever this ‘valdez’ he was fated to be with. he was anxious about it, worried about being enough for whoever his soulmate would end up being. he wasn’t expecting someone like leo. he also wasn’t expecting to wake up on a bus with amnesia and the news that he’s dating his soulmate’s best friend. he wasn’t sure what to do in this situation. piper did have his name on her… was he both of their soulmates? was one platonic and the other romantic? sure, he began to like piper… but his feelings for leo were so… different. stronger. leo made him feel… strange. he made him feel safe. he wasn’t sure when he last felt that way. he wasn’t sure how to deal with all this on top of his amnesia

thalia wasn’t a hopeless romantic. she wasn’t like annabeth, who told her in soft whispers that she dreamed of meeting this jackson, hoping they would stay with her unlike her parents. however, she also wasn’t like luke, who burned his own mark beyond recognition after finding out hermes was his mom’s soulmate. rather, she was looking forward to meeting her supposed second half, but she didn’t let it control her life. she simply took care of her friends, became a tree, went on a quest, then became a hunter, thinking she would never meet this person as the years went by. after all, she learned post-tree that ‘mclean’ wasn’t a very common name, and was the last name of a very popular (and handsome) actor. she didn’t like the idea of a man old enough to be her father being her soulmate, so she tried not to think about it. then she met piper mclean, the actor’s daughter, who was even more breathtaking and stunning than him. she met her soulmate… who was infatuated with her baby brother. now she was in a pickle. does she tell the truth, or just forget about, letting the two be together while she forgets all about the girl and continues being a hunter? or does she come clean and see where this takes them? also what’s with her baby brother keeping that leo guy close to him? what’s with the looks he shoots him, the comfort he finds in the other guy?

why the fuck did aphrodite have to toss them a such a complex soulmate situation?

yeah i think i am going to have to push back real hard on this notion of the show not being fully aware of how scummy xander's crush on buffy is, because the fact that we are CONSTANTLY shown how he is screwing over willow with his myopic buffy obsession delineates exactly how we are supposed to see him! he spends all of this time in season one going "woe is me, i'm the victim, buffy has no idea i exist" while literally creating the exact same situation for willow. he accuses buffy of being jealous of him when in actuality we see him get jealous of any boy willow's into and trying to ruin things for her the minute she's not haplessly pining over him!

idk i just have often seen this rhetoric of xander being terrible specifically BECAUSE the narrative excuses his behavior, and i think it is more complicated than that? xander is being terrible in ways that are consistent and apparent and intentional, but because the show is steeped in misogyny, there is not an awareness re: how to actually write the arc that he needs to make him not terrible (one about him figuring out how to redefine his relationship to masculinity) and the attempts to make him grow are halfhearted and poorly conceived/constructed. we get the skeleton of a storyline that is never brought to completion.

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i really need people to stop asking me when i'm gonna start dating again

Date a woman of the winds with silver in her hair. She is a perennial lover, but she brings with her the joys of foreign lands, and stories that keep you up late listening to. Don’t fear, darling, she misses you too. Don’t worry, darling- she wants to hear all about that other lovely lady you’ve taken fancy to.

What ? Me ? Making a perfectly normal human character ? That can't be right....

There we go! A freaky ghostie! That's better.

This hypothetical polygamy would be all women/lesbian-aligned NBs btw

the way you squeeze my hand is so comforting

Please❣️

- 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓

this is so totally rancid of me to even consider but do you think that riize's seunghan refered to eunchae as my/our eunchae (우리 은채 but like in korean 우리 in this context can mean 'my') to soobin bc she's in his circle of target ????????

don't take my words as is, i'm just thinking out loud and i wanna discuss possibilities

Why does hiking, in the middle of the day, in the middle of summer, in Texas strike not just one but multiple men as a good first date idea

no wonder everything feels fake lmao

going from attempting on my bday and having no perspective to celebrating with friends and possibly the girl I like too sure does that