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abbyhaslongshorts · 1 month

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I created this and felt the need to share

#im on my psych shit #sorry if your here for daredevil content #psych #psych tv #shawn spencer #burton guster #i've heard it both ways #bisexual

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Peter: We've known each other for a long time, right? I think you've learned to respect me

Tony: Eh, maybe a little

Peter: Well, get ready to stop

#Tony actually respected Peter more after hearing what he wanted to say #Peter was on a school trip to Hells Kitchen #someone was being mugged so he went to help as spiderman #Daredevil was also around and went to help #Peter had never seen daredevil before so thought he was also trying to mug her #he beat the shit out of daredevil #then daredevil told him he was a good giy repeatedly #peter felt so bad and took his phone to call someone to get him #foggy arrived and took Matt to get changed (in a dumpster much to foggys dismay)#peter almost had a heart attack when he saw matt with glasses and a cane and realised he'd just beaten up a blind man #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #marvel #ironman #irondad #incorrect peter parker #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

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vixenicks · 6 months

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cut the hullabaloo!

#back on my 1950s law firm ad shit #matt murdock #daredevil #nmcu #daredevil fanart #matt murdock art #matt murdock fanart #daredevil art #nmcu daredevil #marvel daredevil #matthew murdock #digital aritst #digital artwork #digital painting #digital art #ibis paint art #ibis paint x #ibispaintx #ibispaint art

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froggynelson · 6 months

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diversity win! the woman who hates matt respects his gender

#daredevil comics #rosalind sharpe #karen page #i love the dynamic between rose and karen #evil lawyer taking a woman under her wing who is the girlfriend of her employee who wishes she died badly. and he has superpowers #daredevil comics NEED this kind of shit on the civilian side again

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marvelgaynesstothemax · 7 months

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Frankie boy <3

Fratt Bonus:

#punisher #frank castle #shit posts #text posts #fratt #human disaster frank castle #lmao #frankmatt #daredevil #the punisher #marvelshit

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linusbenjamin · 2 years

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Spider-Man: No Way Home | 2021 dir. Jon Watts

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mattmurdeaux · 1 year

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This man really said "Yeah I look like

✨✨ shit ✨✨

cause he still looks pretty as hell in all these 😭

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #he absolutely looks hot and scrumptious in all these they may have a different definition of looking like 'shit' 🤔

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diabolichearts · 7 months

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no because if i was a villain in the mcu and i had to deal with stupid little gymnastic bitch matt Murdock doing his Olympic tryout routine every time we fought I’d simply leave new york

#matt murdock #frank castle #daredevil #shit post

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orangechickenpillow · 3 months

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Are you normal or did the "I can't take another step" hug scene change the trajectory of your life

#i have NEVER felt more seen than when charlie cox delivered that line holy shit #that was some powerful stuff #it made my stomach do the thing #matt murdock #karen page #daredevil #daredevil netflix

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pastafossa · 2 years

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What is this belief that Matt Murdock can't cook?

You're telling me the man who can sense the temperature of water just by radiant heat, who can determine the exact firmness of some cooking noodles from across the room, who can take a bite of an omelette and likely tell you where it was bought and how long it was cooked based on texture alone, the man who can detect the most perfectly ripe fruits and veggies by touch AND smell, the man who can sense exactly what and how many seasonings were used in a recipe he tastes and therefore replicate that seasoning blend, the man who can tell you exactly when your pie in the oven has achieved peak golden brown flakiness because he knows what perfect crust smells like... can't cook?

Horseshit.

SHIRE HORSE HORSESHIT.

You want this man in your kitchen, even when his methods are unconventional.

He tends to pick ugly vegetables others skip over because he can't see color or shape but he knows they're ripe and flavorful.

He can't reliably flip pancakes or quesadillas on his bad days because he's tired and his radar senses are worn out and he's still blind afterall, but he can always make amazing soup instead because he can toss it all into a pot and rely on smell.

His cabinets have unusual ingredients until you realize it's because he can identify all the 'secret' ingredients chefs use to make their food taste amazing.

His plating methods are a mess but no one ever cares because in those rare times Matt can afford to cook for someone else, his food tastes too good to complain.

His cookies are mangled shapes, they look like mutated goats with 5 legs if he ever tries to do anything but round balls, but who gives a shit, you come to God when you taste them.

This man does not use a timer. He is a timer, and if you're willing to trust him when he says, 'it doesn't smell done, give it another 2 minutes' even when it looks done, you'll be rewarded with orgasmic level food.

MATT. CAN. COOK.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#matt murdock #daredevil #may have gotten into a passionate argument with someone about this 🥴#cooking #matt murdock can cook i will die on this hill #yes it can look like shit but we prize taste in this household #matt murdock headcanon

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wonderlandmind4 · 2 years

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I see fans being nervous/complaining that Disney is gonna make Daredevil funny in She-Hulk.

Clearly they never watched the show, Mathew is hilarious.

#he’s sarcastic #he’s dry humor #he’s got puns #he’s a little shit at times #😂#daredevil #Matt Murdock #she hulk daredevil #she hulk #he hasn’t even shown up yet and people are whining #yes I know what kind of humor it is don’t come at me in your tags thanks

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vixenicks · 20 days

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hello... you may notice you are strapped to a chair infront of a computer screen.... you must either saw off your arms or read two hours worth of mcu influenced daredevil fanon

#daredevil comics #matt murdock #comic matt murdock #skyler posting #if i see one more dark mcu matt fic tagged as murderdock im going to eat rocks #so many awful fucking takes on his character too like #idk! you can always tell when the author just wants to fuck charlie cox and blacked out during half the show #you can headcanon whatever you want i have alot of transfem and aro matt hcs personally #but mcu fans specifically always treat their shit like its gospel and it gets so annoying #wheres the nuance... wheres the media literacy...

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my-life-is-a-bad-sitcom · 2 months

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Wade: Do you want the burnt cookie pieces from the pan?

Matt: …

Matt: Do they taste good?

Wade: God no, I would rather remove my arm with a spoon than eat these.

Matt: Then why do you think I’d want them?

Wade: You just seem like the kind of guy who likes to make himself unhappy

#foggy: oh that’s why you haven’t blocked his number yet #matt murdock #matthew murdock #netflix daredevil #daredevil #nmcu #wade wilson #deadpool #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect deadpool quotes #sam says shit #my post

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