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caffeccino 1 year
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I saw the Firekeeper stumble once... it's so cute 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ馃挅
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thewither129 7 months
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Some #EPIC dank souls memes from the office!!!!!
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protemporescitor 5 months
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WELL EMBEDDED VIDEO IS BROKE
tumblr please fix this but you can catch stream here. i dunno if you like comfy vtubers or somthing idk do what u want you boykissers. https://www.twitch.tv/commander_aqwah
I will return to schedule shitposting now.
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soulsborne ask 8, 14, 30(also happy late birthday!!! how did i miss it!!!)
ASH!!!!! IM ANSWERINGN SO LATE forgib meh (also THank you for the belated birthday wish YAYAYA <3 )
I wanted to answer this on pc, bc i intended to write a lot given that this is like one of my top favorite franchises and it altered my brain chemistry permanently; aint no way im writing no sorry ass short answer so its gonna go under a readmore :)
8. What are your 3 favorite areas and why?
ough this ones already tough, throughout all the games there are so many good areas lol. I had to write a large list of areas I love and finally managed to narrow it down to three it was super painful and took like 30 min but here they are (in no particular order)
Fountainhead palace from sekiro - probably the most serene location in all soulsborne personally, The music is very peaceful the area is GORGEOUS compared to the bloodbath of the rest of the game. It very much is its own isolated location because technically it is. the royalty in sekiro would seclude themselves in this location and do nothing but ignore the state of the rest of the world and it very much shows since the area is so serene with its cherry blossom trees and massive koi fish to feed. even though the area has since flooded and all the servants turned into fish people hybrids its still awesome to explore what is essentially abandoned royalty temple ruins
Nokstella eternal city from eldenring - the area is just super pretty as well! sorry its starting to sound redundant but unlike fountainhead palace this place is not meant for normal people much less royalty to access and yet its a fucking cinderella castle underground complete with stars and shit, plus everything here is like weird mercury magic and has all these mimics its AWESOME i love doppelgangers and i love the scary silent atmosphere here because its like what did these people DO to get themselves banished underground
Tower of latria/upper latria from demon souls, i chose this one because i think it caused me the most stress in my demon souls run. it was here that i was getting very lost and very scared - probably the most stressed ive ever been my entire demon souls run. going from super scary prison to jesus christ is that a giant fucking beating heart being held up by chains was an experience ill never feel again it was so cool
honorable mentions go to: caelid, lake of rot, crumbling farum azula, academy of raya lucaria (elden ring), the gutter, black gulch, and shrine of amana (ds2), the entirety of shrine of storms (demon souls), nightmare of mensis (bloodborne)
i feel bad not even mentioning one ds3 map so uhhh profaned capital
14. Who is the most underrated boss in your opinion?
leechmonger & adjudicator (yes i chose two, im cheating) from demon souls. I think soulsborne games should lean way more into body horror/horror themes in general given how crappy the state of their worlds are and these guy are like. the definition of both body horror and gore. sad to see both of them being ignored for fan favorite cool people in armor bosses (artorias, ornstein, gwyn, lady maria, malenia, old king allant, soul of cinder, nameless king...etc)
bosses that get this horror thing right include: ludwig, orphan of kos, guardian ape (not exactly underrated but the second phase tho), radahn (he was eating a guy at the start lol he counts as horror in a way? plus he's massive), mergos wetnurse, king allant (the real one!), phalanx (god i love this thing), flamelurker, maneaters, four kings (warped by dark magic and infinitely respawning in an abyss this is the coolest concept of all time), gaping dragon (COOL!!!!), demon of song are a couple i can list with google's help
off topic but my favorite "just a guy" bosses are penetrator (demon souls), looking glass knight + darklurker (ds2) and the corrupted monk from sekiro
30. Rank the games you鈥檝e played!
wahhh......
dark souls 1 (my entry to the franchise im sowwy)
demon souls (really captured the scary morose medieval knight atmosphere i was desperately craving after finishing ds1)
bloodborne (super unique game - has no peer in terms of atmosphere, is only in third place because i much prefer being a depressing knight rather than a cool guy in a trenchcoat on a weekday in london)
eldenring (being unable to ride torrent in the final boss fight, the dissapointment of lack of things to do at the mountaintop of the giants, and no boss living up to radahn or rykard in the end game stretch..(malenia is just a hot lady im sorry; even her second form is just hot lady - now if she was a monster.....) is why im placing this as 4th)
sekiro (another unique game however has zero replayability)
dark souls 3 (might be overdue for a replay since i only beat it like twice since release, and i struggled to remember any bosses or areas when answering these questions. I think ds3 was just like a bunch of references to ds1, however gael one of THE most memorable bosses for me and was a grand way to end the franchise)
dark souls 2 (granted i only played vanilla upon release only once and it left a bad taste in my mouth to the point that i was concerned about the state of the franchise after i finished it because while i knew the main team was working on bloodborne while this was being developed it made me wonder if id ever experience what i felt in ds1 ever again.
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knightscanfeeltoo 1 year
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If From Software is not gonna restore Knight of Astora Oscar's Cut Content in Dark Souls Remastered, can they at least Update the End Credit by mentioning the "Knight of the Undead Asylum"s Name? No? okay...
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engagethelinkage 9 months
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When you take your first toke of your first joint of the day
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hellwa1ker 1 year
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Today, I'm in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Let's see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marika's tits. That's delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to get... Look at the size of em! Brilliant.
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braindamaged007 1 year
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kingofthegoattower 2 years
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ghoullnextdoor 5 months
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Tis' the season 馃巹
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caffeccino 1 year
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Ashes and fires and dust 馃グ
My Ashen One was a fire keeper in her past life, tending to the flame... now she's asked to be kindling for it >:)
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troythecatfish 11 months
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Let the fest begin
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periwinxle 2 years
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WE DID IT GUYS
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softboiledmemes 4 months
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lazzie-daddy 3 months
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