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Hahaha such humor

@yaldabaothdefender replied to your post “Alright guys. What do you think are the...”:

i have gotten into this fandom too late cause man i domt know what either of these r 😭

​Oh my god! I have to show you "We are the Souls" then, because you have missed something in your Soulsborne fandom time if you haven't seen it ^^

Correction, it is actually called different. But I think "We are the Souls" is also a legendary ThePruld video.

LOL

some takes on what kind of soulsborne boss I’d be in response to one of my selfies

Behold! My magnum opus

Also imagine Aldrich and Laurence starting a catfight on Twitter but after like 2nd message both just call their swordsmen simps to defend them sdjdshfd (Sulyvahn and Logarius. no Ludwig didn't come because he is too busy cleaning his sword using his kisses instead of a towel. Logarius is number one simp for Laurence's ideals tho.)

Aldrich: Imagine being so cringe you have to rely on questionable substances to round people up to your church. Like bitch I ate orphans and still have a cult of simps that all look exactly like me. Skill issue fr.

*five minutes later*

Laurence: lmaoo i can’t believe ppl are actually mad that i DONT fuck w/eating orphans and actually can cure cancer with glorified cranberry juice like??? um stay pressed??? idgaf what u losers think.

*enter quote tweet Aldrich*

Aldrich: Yet clearly you do care, and it shows. Your fragile ego betrays you with every word. You claim you can “cure cancer” but your ignorance in this line of work has consistently displayed itself after your results emerge poorly. Your “glorified cranberry juice” is nothing more than thinly veiled werewolf sauce. Even still, you refuse to admit your faults and even revel in them. You should be ashamed of who you are.

*enter Laurence’s epic response*

Laurence:

*five minutes pass again*

Aldrich: @therealpontiffsulyvahn ratio this twink

Laurence: @maybelogarius i want this mf suspended

My favourite (pure) Souls meme was the thing about dead horses. But the Torrent came and kinda nuked that...

Which one was that? I don't remember this meme at all.

LMAO 🤣

I own a pyromancy flame for home defense, like the witches of izalith intended. Four invaders break into my castle. “What the devil?” As I grab my sage’s blindfold and fire orb. Burn a titanite chunk-sized hole in the first man. He’s dead on the spot. Cast my black flame on the second man. Misses him entirely cause the tracking sucks and nails the neighbours wolf. I have to resort to the chaos bed vestiges from the top of the ramparts. “Tally ho lads!” The flames shred two men in the blast. The aoe sets off traps in surrounding homes. Draw chaos dagger and charge the last terrified hollow cause I’m out of fp. He dies while trying to black crystal out cause the hit box is janked. Just as the witches intended.