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bruciemilf · 4 months

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Any hot takes or opinions about Leslie, Alfred and Jim Grodon?

OH!!

Alfred listens to gangster rap in his free time, but, he listens to female artists exclusively. In all genres. “Men speak enough, don’t you think?”

He can mimic any accent under the sun. EXCEPT for the “Jersey girl buying energy drinks at a gas station” one.

He just can’t bring himself to. Tim has this theory that their beloved shotgun grandpa isn’t even British and he’s faking it. He’s willing to die on the cross for it.

Leslie used to write Jason’s gym passes when he had to skip. Either because some rogue got a little too rowdy (and by God, she feels just a minuscule bit worse for them after Bruce is done with them)

I don’t know if this is feasible at all, but she somehow convinced his gym teacher he can’t participate cause he’s on his period. “…Well, this is Gotham, I guess. “

I think Jim gets into fights with the moms from his Facebook group, — specifically, his PTA group. (It truly depends on what version of Barbara you prefer, — but I love her in The Batman 2004)

Alfred keeps Martha’s wedding ring on his left hand and Thomas’ on his right. He only takes them off when he patches Bruce up. And he has their last words tattooed on his back ^^

Jim is sick and tired of Bruce dipping in the middle of their conversations, so he handcuffs them together until they’re done.

Maybe even a bit after. They should get to spend time together. (Harley Quinn series I see you and I hear you

#asks #dc #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #batman #leslie thompkins #jim gordon #also it really depends on who I cast jim as that day. Jim from Batman 2022??? father. catches Bruce choking on his vape and throws a fit #PEDRO PASCAL JIM GORDON. DADDY. GROUCHY ASS MF WHO STEPS ON BRUCES CAPE AND WALKS HIM LIKE A DOG #YEAH!!!!!#text #text post #jason todd #also jason ran to leslie in his mob boss days bc he couldn’t go to any other hospital #batfamily #BC JIM IS A BATFAM MEMBER TOO GOD DAMN IT

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pinkmoondoll9shihtzu · 8 months

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in oublic when i walk thru someoens second hand cigarette smoke i take a big whiff like mmmmm delichious dont mind if i do. but when i have to walk thru someons wretched ass cotton candy vape cloud i find myself wishing violvence upon them

#im working on it but got damn that shit is iredeemably hideous from all angles #every night i pray for all the vape smokers to realize the error in their ways n switch to ciggys

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namecantbeblank · 1 year

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why is Quackity like the vape detector. that sounds really fucking weird but listen. he hears the smallest faintest sound of baghera vaping and he called it out at least TWICE. And it was IMMEDIATE. Like I know that shit happens with Rivers and Rubius too so this man has some sort of sixth sense. I swear to fucking god I never notice the noise until his ass points it out !!

#qsmp #vape mention #qsmp quackity #quackity qsmp #quackity smp #qsmp baghera #blank rambles #tw vape #cw vape #literally do not care at all about it im just in awe he spots that shit #like how do you devekop that skill #ive been around so many people whk vape and I still have NO DAMN IDEA how he does that shit #especially without seeing their face #or being in the middle of a conversation #how does that happen

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spindle-fever-necklace · 2 months

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made a meme to cope with my current thoughts and feelings

#quitting nicotine #quittingsmoking #quit vaping #fuckin god damn it #personal #cigarettes #it’s almost as if there are inherent contradictions in life that we must overcome??

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sailorcuba · 9 months

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okay but how do i quit vaping when i’m ADDICTED addicted

#i eat one whole disposable vape in less then a day like. that’s so not normal but i’m scared of the withdrawal stuff #✏️#damn when i tell u i wish i never started vaping i TELL you for real never start vaping. complete financial and physical ruin

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faithinlouisfuture · 2 years

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*casually setting people on fire* it’s me, i’m people

#the bde is through the charts #📈📈📈#it was always oli #smoking tw #vape tw #he’s so damn hot #casual hotness #that strut #that nod #in love #louis tomlinson gifs #z100 end of summer bash #mindofwalls #sorry for the low quality #as mentioned before #tumblr hates me lately #but I’m continuing to be dheet

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d0natell00 · 5 months

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in my sketch era

#rise mikey #god damn mikey.. 5 whole pizza boxes #mikey vape au #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt au #tmnt au #headcanon

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boimgfrog · 6 months

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if anyone's curious I'm currently trapped in a love triangle between me (a trans man), a straight (?) guy who vapes (thinks I'm a girl), and my childhood best friend (male, has a crush on the straight guy). how I got here is unimportant all that matters is I was invited over to the guys house tomorrow and he apparently sleeps on the floor. not even a mattress. by choice.

#jay says a thing #im going 2 tell him im trans b4 we kiss dw im not trying 2 pull the wool over his eyes or anything #hes cool except 4 the vaping #he said he'd 'put the mattress down' for me so he does have one he just doesnt use it #scared 4 my life. i was thinking w my dick while we were making plans and now my brain has caught up and im like. damn.#this is the life i live. this is the path ive chosen.#boytoy tag

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landofgay · 2 months

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I love you THC I love you CBD I love you CBN I love you CBG I love you CBC I love you all the other minor cannabinoids. I love you cannabis. :^)

#this isnt about oo look at me im a cool stoner #this is about how weed has been saving my ass the last few days and how no matter how much it costs i sure do just love going to #and being in dispensaries #truly my element #love that my last couple jobs have been in the cannabis industry like yessss lets keep that goingggg #anyways. atm i have my THC my CBD and my CBN vapes all on my chest and brother i am playing them like a pan flute #not really i have 2 batteries and 3 tips this is actually ultra tragic but it is what it is #sorry for the stoner post but also not cause honestly weed is truly just one of my favorite topics :^) it just sucks that it makes you like #instantly come off as a douche or just kinda. drug addict-y to anyone who doesnt enjoy it #which i totally understand and i dont like acting that way #but like. damn i do love it for myself :^) yessiree i love me my marijuana.#anyways. byeee

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tittyinfinity · 10 months

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I might end my nicotine addiction right here just bc I don't have enough money for another vape and cigarettes are nasty to me now

#my mom buys those 24/7 cigarettes for $25 a carton (theyre $2.50 each) so i have access to many cigarettes #but i can only take like 3 or 4 hits of it before i wanna puke #i will have to be doing dabs all day in order to handle this #just so i can have the sucking habit #god damn it i really use this vape like a fucking pacifier

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