every stromae song he’s just like “shout out to my girls with high anxiety who hate capitalism”. he fucking gets it.

wolfstar will always be that old couple that thinks all 70's pop culture is superior to anything new. they get so judged by hari who's decked out in a blur tshirt and baggy jeans and chunky cardigans and wears tracksuits when he's not exercising and has a growing cd collection. remus, to him, is so old and uncool other than his smoking habit and cardigans, and although sirius will always be the pinnacle of cool to him, he can't believe his godfather still wears flares and solely uses records and thinks some band called 't.rex' are better than nirvana.

my vulture culture purchases today were:

-a mummified fetal rabbit

-an alligator head

-two coyote canines

there was a fetal pig i wanted real bad but it was $200

okay hear me out…bartylus ballet dancers…just an idea…

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

i cannot even begin to explain how much AI is ruining fandom. chatting with Character AI seems cool at first but the way today's kids literally roleplay on their own??? makes me SICK. i wish they could have the same fandom experience we had. back in our day people would make group chats and everyone would pretend to be a character. they would make accounts dedicated to those personas, they would commit to that shit. they would post as that character and leave comments and reply to messages and asks. back then we had creativity and we celebrated being weird and cringe together and most importantly FANDOM WAS A COMMUNITY. it wasn't just a pastime or content to consume. it was about sharing your love for something with other people. meeting people that want to talk about the same things you do. making friends. the fact that today's teens sit in their room talking to a bot makes me feral. go online and find your people!! share your thoughts!! fandom is meant to be participated in!!!

Belos: I’m going to raise Luz as my daughter and ensure that she remains pure and loyal to me.

Also Belos: I’m going to let the 7-years-old clone of my brother take care of her I’m sure he’ll be able to do that.

you joke but thats LITERALLY his entire thought process at first. he's so isolated and arrogant that he couldnt possibly comprehend the idea that luz wouldnt see him as her father despite the fact he literally told hunter he was going to be her older brother and never once encouraged hunter to see him as anything but an uncle.

i attribute this to the fact that philip is an orphan who only ever knew his blood brother as his only caretaker, so he sorta took having a brother for granted and didn't realize that was something you could want rather than something that just Is.

(also caleb was the only person philip ever truly knew + loved and even well into his 300s he never once picked up a child psychology book and realized that Perhaps His Worldview Was Skewed Because Of That.)

he literally like. could not comprehend the idea that you could even choose your own family outside of like. being adopted by someone. thats the other thing with him being so annoyingly christian in this AU, he was taught that your blood family (esp yr parents) is always the most important thing in your life & you should always be grateful to them no matter what.

(this is another factor into why he keeps making grimwalkers. in his own twisted viewpoint, it's him giving caleb another chance. and another. and another-- at least in this specific characterization of him.)

philip thought that him adopting luz would mean she would immediately be eternally grateful to him and call him father and the whole nine yards. but he forget to actually express that expectation until it was too late (aka until he heard her call him uncle for the first time)

honestly, hes not MAD about it. he's just sorta :( about it bcus hes not actually insane and can still logically think like "she did say she had just lost her real father to an illness its perfectly reasonable for her to not want to replace him" (he doesnt think it outloud but he also enjoys living thru her vicariously

but also later on as she gets older it gets to a point where he's like "ok its been years now why isnt she trying to replace him yet" bcus he thinks its a normal + healthy part of the grieving process to replace the person you lost (figuratively or, in his case, Literally)

Do you ever think about how Louise’s hat is one of the most iconic pieces of imagery in the show (to the point that it’s the shape of the bobs burgers dome in the Simpsons crossover) and how it shows that Lily’s impact can still be felt so long after her passing. Cause I do

I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME in every episode w/ louise's hat im like..... lily's impact <3 weird to think that the meaning behind her hat isn't exactly known in the wider culture so ppl can watch episodes or own merch of her hat without even knowing about lily. which is FINE. but im like they don't even know about lily belcher. they don't even care about the Lore

I think haunted museums are an underutilized concept

you take so many personal objects from peoples final resting places, at least SOME of that shit is gonna be haunted or cursed.

Night at the museum is the closest we as a society have come to a museum horror story and that’s a damn shame

i still find it so amazing that my grandparents met in yokohama like there were so many big decisions that had to be made by both of them to even end up in japan and somehow they both landed there at the same time in the same place? and they somehow ran into each other? like if that’s not fate idk what is

Summary: Uzushiogakure is more than a ruin. Her people wander and they hide themselves away, refusing to be who they once were. Uzushio sees this and she refuses to let the world stay that way. Uzushiogakure may have fallen, but Uzushio is far from dead. Meanwhile, Konoha kills off almost all of the Uchiha Clan, leaving two - Sasuke Uchiha and Toru Uchiha. Sasuke's survival was meant to happen. Toru's survival was due to luck, (and something more, something much, much bigger than luck). The world is not safe or nice or good. It hasn't been such for a while. That's alright though. Toru can make things happen with his own two hands and his words. He can change his world, even if it isn't the entire world. Toru doesn't like the whole world that much anyway.

Author: @silent-silver-slip

Phil: I always love hearing about like, different stories -- especially from the teachers in the chat -- where like, a student or like just a member of the school has some form of like, Techno merch or like, does something that is clearly a Techno reference. I just love that. It’s ‘cuz like -- exactly what I was hoping to happen is happening, where people are just keeping his memory alive. Whether it’s through wearing, you know, his merch and stuff, or still supporting him through doing like, you know, just talking about him or making like their art piece about him, stuff like that. It’s very cool. Technoblade truly never dies, if everyone just keeps f**king talking about him. [Laughs] If everyone just keeps referencing him, which is very easy to do because he was incredibly funny. He has a lot of referenceable quotes and sayings.

transid culture is AFTER THE BATTLE MASTERLESS CATTLE OVERLORDS HANGING BY A THREAD WITH A BIT OF BRAVADO MABYE TOMORROW WE'LL BE ATOP THE HEAP!! WHILE THE REST OF HELLS PISSING, ALASTOR'S MISSING! FLED WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS NATURE ABHORS THE POWER VACUUM IT LEAVES ROOM FOR YOU AND ME!! THE FUTURE OF HELL BELONGS TO THE VEES!!

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