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cryptvokeeper · 50 minutes
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
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Oh shit- I think i left him at Hot Topic
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Today Zoro is: going back to his mall goth roots at Hot Topic!
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cryptvokeeper · 4 hours
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Imagine this. The stadtwatch finds a tunnel underground somewhere in Ketterdam. They're like "Wtf is this doing here", climb in and follow the tunnel, thinking it's leading them to an underground crime syndicate or something, only to find Kaz freaking Brekker at the end of it with a shovel in his hand. They just stare at him for a moment and he stares back until he eventually says "Leave" with his appalled, scratchy ass voice as if they just broke into his living room and invaded his privacy. The stadtwatch officers are entirely confused and unsure how to handle this situation, so they just awkwardly retreat, one of them even mumbles a "Sorry".
Kaz turns back to his work shaking his head, being all like "The NERVE of some people"
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cryptvokeeper · 4 hours
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unpopular opinion but i think those feathers make falins boobs look like they have a bowl cut
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of course the person with a laois icon has an environment degree
i want to respond with something along the lines of “um actually it’s marcille who studied dungeon ecology” but i also realize that’s not a response that dunks back.
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cryptvokeeper · 4 hours
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Pebble content no one asked for
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cryptvokeeper · 4 hours
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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cryptvokeeper · 4 hours
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I only learned recently that people from Not America don’t specify hard cider and instead it’s just cider.
I know this is a small difference but it is surprisingly one I do sometimes have to lie down on the floor about.
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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In honor of the newest dungeon meshi episode, i present an edit i made a while back for a friend - What If Falin Was Combined With a Much Fluffier Dragon?
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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story in two parts but im posting them again together cause its funnier
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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screenshot redraw 2
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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I've been nervous about posting here, but I've been really proud of my art lately so I'll think I'll start now! Just a heads-up though, I'm multi-fandom so I won't post dunmesh 100%! (interests include: homestuck, dunmeshi, signalis, in stars and time, hello charlotte, pmmm, and much more! (and sometimes doodles of our farm animals) I really hope you enjoy my things <3
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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sometimes in klife thers a cat oin you and you just have to deal wiht it
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cryptvokeeper · 5 hours
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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)
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cryptvokeeper · 13 hours
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Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae
This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic
Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez and 2 by margomora
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cryptvokeeper · 13 hours
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Falin isn't fat but god I wish she was
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