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There are no two wolves inside of me, there is only mothman (cunty cryptid) and squonk (crying)
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me and the girls (we are Fresno night crawlers) on our way to school (university of nightcrawlers) to earn our degrees (bachelors in Nightcrawling)
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A respectable fellow
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Thought Crypto-Coin was a currency for cryptids and creatures of whimsical folklore. I am SO disappointed.
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Mothman is real, he’s running for Senate in 2024 and I’m gonna be his campaign manager.
Key platform planks:
-Pass a right to lurk law that requires people let you just vibe wherever you please so long as you aren’t hurting anyone
-freedom to screech as loudly as you want when confronted by challenges regardless of societal perception of how big they are
-make sure schools are well funded and STEM classes strengthened so the next generation never experiences any bridge collapses
-universal healthcare
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I don't want love
I don't want sex
All I want to get lost in the woods and hunt cryptids
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Mothman would go fucking bonkers for a cellphone. Instant light at the touch of a button? Life would be a dream If Mothman has a cellphone...
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So me and my friend were talking about making a podcast called "Let's Talk Cryptid" and it'd be about telling cryptid stories and seeing if thy were fact or cap... but then we realized it would just end up in whether we'd smash a skinwalker if it shifted into Ryan Reynolds
Id still be down to make this Podcast tho
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I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s
a) a baybey!
b) I know what you are.
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Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.
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new reaction meme just dropped
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Okay so hear me out here.
Ohio isn’t real, yeah? Nothing from Ohio is real. Still with me? Good.
So, with this in mind. That means that I, somebody from Ohio, am not real. Got it? Okay, great.
So if I’m not real, but still here, what does that make me?
That’s right.
I’m a cryptid baby
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Is it too late to make this joke
(original v)
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I think it's so so funny when in every hermit's episode there's grian fishing
He's in the background or talking about it in chat or they pass him and go "he's still at it"
How long has this man been fishing? Does he go to bed?? Every hermit has different timezones and yet he's in almost all of their videos or streams
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