(If you think you've already seen this, you probably have! I made a new account specifically for ULTRAKILL shitposts, and the first thing i'm doing is carrying all my previous ones in here.)
incase you guys thought i was just Like This about stranger things analysis, just know that im also like this about other stuff too. such as “play that funky music white boy” discourse
(edit: i added an updated version in the reblogs tldr the narrator is going to watch his old funk band’s concert & a fellow audience member yells at him (also a fellow audience member but also the ex singer for the band thats currently playing on stage) to “play that funky music white boy”)
you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."
Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.
(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn