Nooo Ienzo don't feel guilty about things your dads did when you were a kid that you had no control over!!! Noooo he can't hear me he has gummi airpods in!!!
You know the feeling of growing up and suddenly your friends are married and having kids and moving on without you? I think Brain probably feels that but times 1000
saw a post that was like "the keyblade wielders should unionize" and like. idk how to tell you this bro but they already did. like that was a very significant thing that happened and it did not end well for anyone involved
my newest silly khux headcanon is that all the union leaders have weird names, but since they don’t always (or ever) use them in full, it’s an absolute trip to go down the list and discover what their full “legal” names actually are
Like we’ve got Ventus “call me Ven”, the wind boy
Brain, “he’s called Brain for a reason”. Yeah. There’s nothing else on his file, so either that’s genuinely his name, or he hacked into the system to change it. No one will ever know the truth.
Laurence William 🌸✨ aka Lauriam (@eternal-reverie’s idea)
Strelitzia, the actual plant (if you wanna be fun, maybe her full name could be Strelitziaceae)
generally speaking i will always jump to the kingdom hearts series’ defense when it comes to creative choices in the story that come across as being really silly or something (think ‘who else will i have ice cream with?’ or ‘my guess is no one’s ever loved you before!’ or ‘mickey it’s riku they put bugs in him!’) because it’s always either actually really good in context the second time around when you really think about it, or like yeah it’s funny what are you gonna do about it it can be cool and meaningful at the same time
HOWEVER. i don’t think i will ever get over the khux/khdr ending where player2 just. collapses unceremoniously on the sand on destiny islands. sudden heat stroke from wearing that full robe on a tropical island after all those years. old age heart attack. they just fall over before fading away and xehanort doesn’t even hear or see anything or seem to care. apologies to those animators that whole epilogue is such a heartfelt scene but that’s hysterical