The Musical Cushion
The above illustration is sufficient to describe this decidedly clever novelty. This cushion is made so as not to invite suspicion from the most careful observer, the moment a person sits down on the cushion, a series of the most hideous noises imaginable is produced. The effect created with this novelty would be impossible to describe.
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Chimney: Why is Buck crying?
Eddie: Well... Buck has become obsessed with cryptids, and he has been researching about them and he just discovered the squonk.
Chimney: I still don't understand why Buck is crying.
Eddie: Sshh, it's almost coming.
Buck: *ugly crying* He thinks he's ugly and that's why he hides and cries a-and if you see him, he will dissolve in a pool of tears because he is ashamed of himself! *sobs and continues crying*
Eddie: * Rubbing Buck's back* sssh, sssh, don't cry mi amor.
Buck: * Shedding* He's from Pennsylvania, just like me!
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Cryptids I made last year! Kickstarter in progress 🥳
Plush Kickstarter here!
From left to right they are Squonk from Pennsylvania, Nightcrawler from California and Deerman from Oklahoma.
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Little brain: the adhd creature has four legs
Normal brain: the adhd creature has two limbs
Galaxy brain: the adhd creature is a Fresno nightwalker ( also the depression creature is a squonk)
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Cryptid of the Day: Squonk
Description: The Squonk is said to live in the Hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania, described as being covered in warts, and is ashamed of its appearance. In fact, it spends most of its time weeping and it can avoid being captured by turning into a puddle of tears. Despite this, it’s still prettier than you.
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Time for my favorite Cryptids. Mothman, Nightcrawler and Squonk (aka Nude Angel that Deserves the World)
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Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.
— William T. Cox, "The Squonk", Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods (1910)[1]
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Silly lil comic with the ugliest creature
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