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gianluc30 · 2 days ago
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prokopetz · 16 days ago
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To be completely fair, the actual reason that many jurisdictions have laws against shooting Bigfoot is that:
a. Trigger-happy dumbfucks will in fact try to get out of a felony manslaughter charge by claiming that they thought they were shooting at Bigfoot; and
b. Arguing that you were acting under a mistaken but genuinely held belief regarding the situation in front of you is a legitimate defence against most criminal charges, including murder and manslaughter, provided that the belief in question was reasonable at the time.
Basically, the purpose of making it illegal to shoot Bigfoot is to avoid having to litigate whether the “reasonable belief” standard encompasses believing that you saw Bigfoot.
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gandalfs-mommy-milkers · 6 months ago
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recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild
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velociraptrix · 11 months ago
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vintagegeekculture · 3 months ago
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Travis Chapman’s painting of Bigfoot saving animals from a forest fire. 
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horrorandhalloween · 11 months ago
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by Gemma Correll
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mysharona1987 · 17 days ago
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I don’t think this is true…but why did the guy feel the need to respond to such a silly and weirdly specific allegation? Just ignore it, like everyone else.
“I am not a fan of Big Foot erotica.”
But now that gives me suspicions you might be.
This film is a beautiful disaster. Even Big Foot is involved,
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1st-1 · 6 months ago
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escuerzoresucitado · a month ago
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poppiee-s · 2 months ago
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More brain rot doodle
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lair-master · 8 months ago
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Enough cryptocurrency. I want CRYPTIDcurrency. Bigfoot bucks. Nessie nickels. Mothman’s face on the $20 bill.
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crypticaesthetic · 3 months ago
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♥️🏳️‍🌈 cryptids at pride 🏳️‍🌈♥️
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4077thsyd · 3 months ago
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no thoughts, just my cryptid art
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available as prints on my etsy shop!!
update 8/2/22: MY ART GETTING THIS MUCH ATTENTION?! i'm so glad y'all enjoy my little cryptids and i've even gotten some orders because of everyone sharing and hyping them up. thank you all SO. MUCH!!!!
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bandit-jay · a month ago
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mapsontheweb · 15 days ago
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Places where killing Bigfoot is illegal.
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zimcard-artblog · a month ago
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"I found a weird floppy disk, heard there's a funky game in it!"
"Oh god oh fuck what is that"
Long text explaining the AU >>>
Oliver Swift is indeed the poor fool who bought himself a random floppy disk from a quote-unquote haunted garage sale, was told there were some dark secrets in the disk along with an old game that has never seen the light and Oliver bought it because he only heard game.
Booting it up, he is met with the title ENCRYPTION which isn't actually the true game's name besides the title reflecting the buried data called The_Enc0unter which, of course, plays a huge role within the digita and coded world.
He's met with only >continue on the screen which brings him to ACT 1; Norm G. Allen. A shadowy figured man wearing a cowboy hat and a Nasa suit. He has been stuck in his own game like an isolated hermit for who knows how long, waiting for someone to pick up the game again so he can finally be done with everything.
He doesn't care for the game except for wanting all of it to end, following his own set of rules he had placed beforehand such as punishments and the rule book yet he sounds very... very tired.
He isn't an actual character from the original game besides a manifestation of some of the contents in the buried data, explaining the Nasa suit and American flag on his hat. He stands out the most and his main goal is to leave the awful place because it has caused him nothing but pain.
Upon finishing ACT 1 by finding the New game button before Norm could even do anything drastic such as deleting the entire game, it moves to ACT 2- the real game before the buried data had infected it: Crowned Glory.
In a world that uses cards to solve conflict and build harmony within the four main themes such as beasts, machinery, ghouls, and mages; there is an unknown place that the Challenger- Gingi- must get in. However, Jerry, a penguin beastman who guards the gate, says that Gingi is unable to pass as they are not worthy of meeting the Crowned One.
Gingi has to beat everyone through card battles but can cut down the task by doing side quests, building friendship and whatnot. It has lots of dialogue options and Oliver having Gingi being an extension of himself despite Gingi having already gained sentience; the two were, indeed, sharing the same braincell.
It is unknown if Gingi's current design was meant for the Challenger as they are more or so an amalgamation of existing assets to create a vessel for Oliver to monitor. Dialogue wise, Gingi is saying what's on their mind. Card battle wise? All Oliver’s work.
The world does not have any scrybes, mere funky characters in their respective themes and areas.
Printer-Bot, who named herself Karen, works at the factory. She prints things of course but unlike the regular printer, she generates her own images through what she sees and processes all of that. She's an artist, of course, and works through the factory in means of concept art and printing out papers to share. She sees something? She prints it.
Randy Jade, a ghoul in the local graveyard. He claims he died from a curse yet the lodged hammer within his skull says otherwise. He lingers near his grave , in complete denial of both his past lives and afterlife. Sad little ghoul. Sad sad sad. But friendly...? He can be a sweetheart.
Bigfoot exists there deep within the woods if you find the right spot, lingering in a cave and waiting for company. He would give out banana peels or make funny 'oogh' sounds in response but if he receivers a banana then Bigfoot will give little bits of The_Enc0unter to the player. It's his way of trying to warn the player that there is a lingering evil within. Bigfoot is a manifestation from contents within the buried data.
We move to ACT 3, in which it returns to the theme of ENCRYPTION but the one running the show is none other than Mayor Mingus Crown. A cat lady who had taken control after realizing that Norm had failed in his attempt to escape, laughing at the fact he also failed to go nuclear. She was originally a mere cat for the Crowned One yet due to the buried data, she ended up becoming a cat lady beastman who was mutated by the contents of the data, giving her the 'Mayor' vibe. Politics cat lady, yes, a smidgen of corruption.
She starts off by explaining her drive and goal, her main drive being the Crowned one: Callum Crown. Callum Crown was the heart of the game, the main ending for the Challenger, the end goal to complete the game. However, he was left unfinished and the data had distorted him along with the world, causing this game to go through a cycle of self destruction and desperate healing, causing pain to the characters who are now sentient and aware of a lingering evil.
Most live in blissful ignorance yet a handful knew pain.
Mingus has a deep connection to Callum Crown, he's like a paw-paw to her. She cares for him and thus attempts to build the world into the perfect vision of the game, enforcing the data to stay buried and not tether the world again. By any means necessary. Her entire game focuses on the Player patching things up such as errors and reintroduction ACT 2 characters through cards. Mingus wants to rebuild the game as a last chance to bring Callum Crown back, only caring for her Paw-paw. If he wasn't the heart of the game then she'd say fuck all to the world and focus on him only.
She doesn't care about anything else, no, ignoring whenever the ACT 2 characters experience pain through being in a card or ignoring the room for doubt incase there was no hope for Callum Crown at all.
Callum Crown is merely a husk of a character, a distorted image, mere static within the deep, he is there but at the same time not, perhaps he is in a loop of decomposing or just a standing corpse. All you can hear is a soft, radio-like, static voice that says;
"Is the war over yet? I can't get a signal..."
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spaghettibastard · 2 months ago
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Censored image from the Mars rover
(Don't believe Nasa's lies)
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