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literally why is he so FINEEEE
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Hear me out-
(did this as a joke but help- I took it too far maybe- 💀)
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prokopetz · 7 months
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Sitting here getting "you are not immune to propaganda" memed by a guy who uncritically reblogged that post alleging that every single rock band the poster dislikes is part of a global Mormon conspiracy to ideologically destabilise the American left.
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nocternalrandomness · 1 month
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Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.
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retrogamingblog2 · 1 year
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axlolololotl · 20 days
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Didn’t see anyone mention this, but Jace’s last name??? STARDIAMOND? What have been making people angry?? Rage STARS. People’s blood turning into DIAMONDS/gems or getting gems implanted into them in relation to Ankarna??? Is this anything?
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bootleg-nessie · 2 months
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The issue I have with most conspiracy theorists is that they ignore the actual conspiracies right in front them in favor of the most batshit crazy alt right talking points
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purenonsens · 8 months
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I needed a reaction image so I made one. Galaxy-braining galaxy-maker
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biteofcherry · 10 days
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POV — something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective
TTD Steve's POV of meeting princess for the first time? Pretty please 🥺
Thanks for sending one of these asks, Jaqui ❤️
ahh, that dark mafia Steve holding our panties hearts in his clutches 😏
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dark mafia!Steve Rogers x female reader
warnings: none; Steve is a hot bastard; he's also dark;
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Steve was used to being bored, or annoyed by people he faced. Especially people who found themselves toe to toe with him. But there was something different in the way the noses of your pale heels touched his dark boots and your eyes shone simple determination as you strained your neck to look up at him.
It wasn't bravado that he read from your body posture, rather some inner pep talk boosting your confidence to confront him.
It was that moment he realized you were completely clueless about him.
Judging by the way you moved as you walked into your office, you weren't a bold razor type of professional, who cut through the business with balls of steel.
No, you were someone who worked on maintaining your composure.
Which only made him itch to strip you of it.
Of that boring pantsuit, too. It was very chic, not some ugly piece hiding your curves, but it was so proper and bland. As if you were void of any spark.
“Please sit, Mr Rogers.” You tilted your chin up, after closing the door to your office.
Steve waited for you to reach your chair, before he sat down himself. He could be a ruthless mobster, but nowadays to run an empire as successful as his you had to also know how to play to what people expected.
Not that Steve played those games for long.
No, he entertained it to assess the opponent. Then he stroke however he deemed necessary. Usually in brutal ways.
“I’m sure you’re a busy man Mr Rogers,” you forced your jaw to relax. Another sign of you controlling the way you appeared, which Steve noticed. “So I assume your need to see me goes beyond simply wanting to meet the new director of the center.”
Ah, so you do have a spark! Steve felt a surge of wicked elation, hearing that undertone of impertinence, despite your best attempts to remain simply professional and stern.
“It does, but you are a curiosity.” He leaned back in his chair. 
“How so?” You raised an eyebrow.
His gaze didn't stray from your face, reading the way the cogs in your head had to turn with possibilities. You were probably mauling over the fact you weren't a socialite, nor a star type of a doctor who usually mingled around Starks and their alike.
Again, thinking of your appearance and all things proper. Not even considering that he could find you a curiosity for how you were not who.
“A pretty, shiny fish being dropped into a tank full of sharks and swimming through it all calm and confident.”
It wasn't meant to be a compliment. Steve, despite his sudden fascination, was clear in his intention of getting exactly what he wanted, no matter if he had to watch you shiver in response to his threat.
There it was - your back going ramrod straight and your hands falling to your lap. You were holding yourself so hard to maintain composure and not claw at him.
Which was good. If you raised your hand, as amused as Steve could be by it, he would not let you get away with it. You were not in his circle to gain any privileges of forgiveness.
Not yet, anyway.
“If you mean dealing with health care system moguls, I assure you I have experience in that." You replied, tone barely restraining the annoyance bubbling inside of you. "Managing donations for a privately based center won’t be much different than wrapping pharmaceutical companies around a finger.”
Steve grinned, entertained with your attempt to cover a shiver as you held his gaze.
“That’s not what I mean at all.” He drawled with a slight chuckle.
“What is it that you mean, then?” You huffed, once again changing the position of your hands.
Though he was tempted to push that button harder, to see you truly snap and reveal something other than bland, clueless naivety, Steve couldn't allow you to treat him like an average demanding client. 
“You have no idea who I am, do you?” He tilted his head to the side, adding a tone of ice to his voice. 
It was best if you learned fast that he wasn't one to play those polite back and forth games for long.
“One of Howard’s benefactors?” You swallowed nervously, while still trying to remain calm on the outside.
And Steve found himself the more annoyed with it. He needed you obedient, but he wanted you to submit while being you, not some persona you were playing.
But he didn't provoke you further, more intent on driving to the point.
“Of sort.” He replied. “I’m someone who has all of those benefactors under my thumb. As well as other people.”
Your eyes ignited with realization, though Steve assumed you were suspecting it earlier, but simply didn't accept it fully. Probably thinking that a nice, unthreatening woman like you simply couldn't find herself face to face with a mobster.
There was no rule book about dealing with someone like him. You had to scramble for defense and self-preservation instinct to continue.
“What do you want exactly?” Your voice returned to the softer tune, the slight tremble in it inaudible.
But Steve was skilled in reading signs of fear. Like a predator sensed its prey's heartbeat and scent.
He saw the little gulp. The widening of your irises. The twitch in your fingers. And found it a different kind of potent thrill for his tastes.
He wanted to keep you on edge: a little scared, a lot of shocked.
Steve wondered, if he could push you to break out of that shell and do something that he'd have to meet with an iron grip and a blade at your throat; and how you'd look at him then.   
“A lot of things,” his grin was sharp and threatening, “but now, from you? I want this place.”
Your face again showed that astonishment and clueless confusion. Steve knew there's no way you would be aware of the potential this place had, but there were other possibilities to think of. Well, at least people who grazed the grey area, or were business moguls with a lot of dirt under their carpets, would come up with some ideas.
“You want to run a health center?” You asked slowly and Steve felt his glee rising at the prospect of staining that silly light bubble you were keeping around yourself.
“Not at all.” Steve shook his head, his grin not disappearing. “The grounds it stands on are of value to me.”
He wasn't sure which aspect of it exactly did it, but he triggered your response.
That wild outburst, which stirred his cock with interest as you abruptly stood up and raised your voice at him.
“I am not going to hand over this place, robbing people in need of the help they only recently received, just because you wish to broaden your show-off territory.” You circled your desk in swift steps, standing in front of him with your hands on your hips. 
As if you could scold him, or intimidate him.
“I won’t ever sell it. Or hand it over. No!”
Steve remained seated, simply watching as realization of your own behavior dawned on you. He wondered, if you were more scared of his retaliation for yelling at him, or if you were more appalled that you didn't remain this dead statue of professionalism?
“You haven’t yet heard my offer.” His fingers clenched on the armrests.
To restrain himself from touching you. Not in violence.
Well, not in painful kind of violence...
“I’m not interested in it.” Your reply was softer and your eyes widened as you hear yourself resist further, despite what your brain had to be advising you.
“You should be.” Steve slowly stood up. 
You made a step back. Of course you did, anyone would. But when Steve followed you, crowding you against your desk, he didn't feel hunger for your blood and broken bones.
“See, I’m not the only one who will show interest in this place. Word goes around, especially in this city. Others will reach out to you, too, when they find out I’ve shown interest.” He clenched and unclenched his fingers, warming them up, though he hasn't decided yet for what. “Sooner or later. For your sake, I hope it’s too late for them.”
Steve noticed the change as he spoke. It was minimal, but telling.
The way your breath hitched as he neared and the look in your eyes flicking from fear to glimpse of need.
It was soon gone as you trembled at his approach, but Steve recognized that tread - that craving for something dark and dangerous.
Honestly, a few minutes ago, when he laid his eyes on you for the first time, Steve wouldn't suspect you hid desires for depravity.
You pushed it all down into your proper box, but you couldn't help your body reacting to the fire of annoyance mixed with fear that made you tilt your chin up defiantly.
“If it’s so desired by many, as you claim, why should I take your offer instead of others?”
Steve leaned closer, catching a whiff of your sweet scent punched up by your heightened temperature due to the rush of adrenaline.
He slowly dragged his gaze down your body and up, thinking of the nice clean cuts he'd make to those dull fabrics you wore.
“Because-” he made his voice softer and warmer, studying your face and chest for reaction- “I can protect you from them. But no one can protect you from me, Princess."
The pet name rolled out on his tongue instinctively.
It fit you so well. Your sweet, proper aura, just begging to be conquered and debauched.
“There’s no need for condescending names,” you blurted out, but it was breathy.
Steve noticed the way your breasts raised in reaction, how your arms dropped to your sides defenseless and your fingers twitched.
There was no hate for that pet name, though he expected you would rage at it later, once he left you to gather your wits.
“Condescending?” He inched even closer. He slipped his hands to rest on your desk, caging you between him and the sturdy furniture.
“A Princess is a title of a royal family’s member,” he lowered his head to catch your gaze. “You may not be connected by blood, but you are now an heiress to Stark, who has been treated like royalty for decades.”
“A Princess-” Steve moved one of his hands and brushed it along your hip- “is also a girl deserving to be spoiled.”
He didn't think of pretty gifts for you, but there were other ways to spoil a woman.
If he was to spoil you, it would be with his mouth between your thighs while your naked body shimmered with gems he boldly stole as youth.
But you'd have to earn it.
For now you gave him merely a few minutes of entertainment. Steve wanted more. He wanted the center and he was going to get it. You'd better accept the fact and comply, before he lost his patience.
“Seize the opportunity while I still consider you deserving of it.” Steve pulled back, ignoring the tilt of your body following his warmth for a split of a second.
“You can keep your center, I don’t need it locked down. But you will sign the property over to my name.” He served you the cold, unyielding tone.
“You have twenty four hours to consider. This time tomorrow, I’ll come to hear you say yes to me, Princess.”
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wild-magic-oops · 12 days
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But what if white draconic bloodline sorcerer!Gale tho
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kpd-zero · 6 months
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Patch 4 changed the angle of the kissing scene again (I think), and he also has less defines abs now (as well as Gale).
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love-songs-for-emma · 9 months
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are u the "insane meta mutual" or "guy who's just along for the ride"?
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generaljenobi · 1 month
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py-dreamer · 1 month
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Hold on.
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Wukong:
Father figure to Mk.
orange
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Glamrock Freddy:
Father figure to Gregory
Orange
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credit to @oceandizzy
Dogday:
(I headcannon at least) Father figure to player (potentially if he had more screentime)
Orange
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Puss in Boots:
A father figure to the three diablos, Perla, Gonzalo and  Sir Timoteo Montenegro the Third and later Perrito (at least thats how I headcanon their dynamic, somehow guardian like but there's no denying the 3 diablos)
ORANGE.
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Calico Jack:
Closest thing to a father figure Kwazii has (apart from Barnacles but Kwazii really looks up to his grandpa)
ORANGE.
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Authur Blumin Weasely:
Father to the weasely siblings (Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred, George, Ron & Ginny) and even father figure to Harry
HE'S BLOODY ORANGE. (well a ginger but close enough)
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ABRAHAM DE LACY GIUSEPPE CASEY THOMAS O' MOTHER FRICK FRACKING MALLEY:
IMEADIATELY TAKES IN THE KITTENS (TOLOUSE, MARIE, BERLIOZ) AND ENDS UP AS THEIR STEPFATHER IN THE END
THIS P*SSY IS MOTHER FRACKING ORANGE LIKE THE BLOODY SUN
IS ORANGE JUST A FATHERLY CHARACTER NOW?!?!?!?!
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I'M TELLING YOU
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