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are u the "insane meta mutual" or "guy who's just along for the ride"?
#breaking into your mutual's dms and holding them at gunpoint to hear your media conspiracy theories when they hit u with this#skjckehx#cat the human#i am losing my fuckinf MIND#.png#hannibal.png#hannibal.txt#.txt#this killed me ok. i had to meme it. i had to#thank u tumblr user lesbian-crowley#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal s3#hannibal s4#hannibal meta
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they were trying to look for their lost kids but they were arrested for a teeeeny tiny case of minor arson.
dw they were acquitted later.
based on this prompt via twitter.
#my art#meme#barbie movie#Paulie the Hedgehog#Paulie Parlouzer#Brenda Parlouzer#Brenda the Hedgehog#Shogakukan Sonic#Sonic Manga#sth#sonic series#ok this movie already had me sold#but the new screenshots and trailer are fucking killing me#I'm actually genuinely excited to see this movie you have no idea#and I had to draw this real quick adlkjfh
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me playing daganronpa V3 and finally getting hit with multiple back to back plot twists that i both didn't expect and didn't like. and then watching it just keep getting worse and worse
#daganronpa#daganronpa v3 spoilers#this was in chapter 4 by the way#when keecher was like ''it was gonta btw'' i was like???? wait HOW though... but i was on board. like ok that makes sense to me kinda#and then when he was like. yeah gonta doesn't remember anything either#i was like well ok that explains a lot. that explains why he didn't just fess up immediately#so i had this very nice picture in my head where kokichi literally just. you know. asks gonta to be his bodyguard and gonta agrees and then#kills miu because keech like. tricked him into thinking it wouldn't actually kill her in real life OR convinced him it was the only way#idk. there's like. there's understandable motives and scenarios that could lead to that i think#and they they were like ''maybe the cord mix up CHANGED HIS PERSONALITY....'' and it was like.... hm. uhhhhh. ok not... not a fan of that#and then they were like ''actually the REAL truth is that he saw the Secret Of The Outside World and it made him so depressed that he wanted#to kill everyone out of 'mercy' without even giving them the chance to understand why''#and it's like ...........#.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnn not... not a fan of that one ......#that's. anyway yeah that's what this meme is for#i was too lazy to download a proper template so you get Screenshot From Google Images#anyway#whatever. yeah#save
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kind of amazing that i get down on myself for having impostor syndrome and feeling constantly stupid and naive and radiating insecurity about being young all the time when actually there is a completely explainable reason for it which is that i live in this house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#groaning and laughing over liz memes with my siblings and explaining to my parents why ppl are doing this / why ppl hate her and#are celebrating her death and they start attacking me for relaying the information (and agreeing with it ♥️) and saying shit like This#Generation has no respect and are so cruel and classless and always pick at problems for no reason and make unfounded baseless claims when I#was literally reading them evidence of the awful things that happened under her reign and they were going i don’t believe that. LMFAO! ok.#and the generational disdain has been such an issue too. like our parents straight up think we are stupid! love and light 💖#purrs#one of the worst fights i ever had with my mom that was the reason i started going to counseling happened bc of how jason mraz announced#that he was two-spirit and i was talking to my mom about it and said that he shouldn’t have called himself that bc he&: white and she BLEW#UP at me for like 3 days straight for trying to be ‘labelist’ about him and for caring about sexuality and ‘policing’ his / her language and#she literally went out of her way to pick a fight with someone on ig who was saying the thing i was to prove a point to me and she said othe#other extremely hurtful things about me being bi and about me having the audacity to ‘root for the underdog’ and how she was going to cut me#out of her life just like she did with her aunt because i push her buttons too much so ♥️ always very fun to get into debates with my parent#and i know it goes against literally everything i am supposed to know / be for me to be arguing like this and to be complaining about it and#even joking about queen elizabeth but like. idk. i feel so torn between how i feel. i know she was a human being yeah yeah but she was#also a colonialist monarch parasite and i genuinely think the way tumblr explodes when politicians and world leaders die is endearing and#exciting and funny. i adore my job and my colleagues and also working full time is killing me. i recognize that my parents are human beings#and that i am flawed and don’t know everything and am saying stuff without fully knowing what it means and also it makes me giddy to pick#fights with them a little bit. i am kind of a bad person i think and i care about it so much but also i don’t give a fuck anymore. nothing#in my life feels real rn and i am a scared creature in my skin all the time. so no i don’t feel like i can hold my own and represent my work#well because i am living a double life just wanting to play video games all the time and run away from everything but also wanting to create#the golden thing and help people open the door to a better world or whatever and i can’t tell wha ti want to do more because im fucking#EXHAUSTED and experiencing 15 kinds of despair at all times lol!#not to turn a post about queen elizabeth into a vent lmfao but i am so angry. it really fucking gets me that they think im stupid lol. like#i know im stupid for other reasons but it’s not fair to think im stupid because i am pointing out inequities and trying to help you learn or#whatever and it’s not fair that you think that im stupid because im a young person like im literally your fucking daughter and it is made st#STAGGERINGLY clear to me every day how you only wanted babies and you didn’t want us as the messy growing learning imperfectncomplicated#adults we are becoming and it fucking hurts and i hate you for it a little bit. lol 🤸🏻♀️#delete later#idk what i even just typed i an just hitting post and letting the consequences roll in. im a bad person fuck it!#parents tw
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besk/instance, besk actually getting instance to laugh really hard at something
Laughter changes the whole shape of Instance's face, and not in a flattering way. She smiles with too many teeth, her nose all scrunched up, the skin between her eyes wrinkling to make her look like a witch, and the sound itself isn't much better. And yet, even as that wheezing too-loud cackle clangs against each wall it hits, Besk can't help her own triumphant grin in return, alight with a strange and easy joy.
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#this is such a good way to spend my time Im so fucking busyyyy#this also actually made me realise that its the second time ive drawn denmark as patrick/christian bale and its like. well its true but im#insane also#ive been wanting to do the fernanfloo meme for 50 years though because that most litearlly is already his outfit#but well anyways i got to give him a spiffy alternative fancy outfit that im kind of obsessed with#it may be that he doesnt have his stupid headband for 5 minutes or the bullet wound swagger but well i like him#litearlly no body is going to understand the context of the first meme until like. 6 volumes of my comic come out im crazy#well whatever. its for me ok.#i should have been working on my berserk drawing but instead.#my ranting#do you guys understand how long it took me to find the christian bale image without the goth bugs bunny i wanted to kill myself#then all i had to do was google ''christian bale so cunty'' and the second image on google was the fucking post...like goddd#''why is denmark in heaven'' well because the inbetween is all clouds so the backgrounds always are white please pleaspelaplseplease#i know i backed myself into a cornerrr thereee but pleaseee#Pleaseee#with that logic he should also be wearing completely white clothes unless theyre his normal outfit but i figured that would look Really Wei#Weird so i didnt do it#im aware no one cares and im inflicting these rules upon myself ok well the illness#...which is why i also tried to fit kyles binder beneath the dress which he would never wear bc of the dysphoria but i figured ok well. idk#the binder was built into the dress or something idk idk dont think about it too hard#''dont think about it too hard'' is the hardest thing 4 me. well i will think about it soo hard unfrotuantely#its 5 am#my art#kyle batillo#denmark newman#kar#it feels really weird to draw the 2 of them without ilya there. its like going to a hotel without the cuck chair.#like wheres my beautiful third wheel scowling in the background#cady will you tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back OK SORRY i should rewatch meangirls. for the millionth time#sad you cant see his giant gauges bc hair is covering but just remmeber theyre there k drew them.....
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trying to think of an interesting way to talk about myyyy post chronicles of benry au but . augh. what if i accidentaly spilled some Top Secret potions and some weird time & space stuff happened & you came back t o life or something (again) but like all fucked up . and what if we were both boys. and what if it was on purpose
#i have complicated feelings about aus in general but some aus are like pets to me ok . in a weird way. they follow me around and i love them#i dont think about many of them anymore (except for. the au where as time goes on the world gets realer . its indulgent and personal OK!!)#(and this one . darn/rey post-chronicles au)#smth funny about these two aus is that ben/ry (fucked up light thing &/or living corpse) and ben/ry (my girlfriend) are just. 2 coin faces#one is 'If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?'#& the other is 'i think if two guys were on the moon and one of them had a rock they would start throwing it around and having a good time'#hi i just looked that meme up and apparently the 2nd one isnt widely known .? hello. i read that two years ago in a discord bio ...#ANYWAY . theyre important. to me .#nonsense
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#hey remember when project diva module nonsense was what i was most into#and i had this meme going where the badena tag was a question called is THIS badenergy#heres your answer to me from a decade ago#i get so much mileage from this arc alone. it drives me insane i legit never forgot about it#always in the backburner when theres a relationship of interest in fiction#is this what the people who cant let go of harry potter feel like because. for real#like “ok thats great but its no 'pilots neural interface reactivates and he can no longer stop himself from killing his friend' great”#sugar.txt#reading romac#this too is snipilot
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They decided it would be a great idea to shove their own canon down our throats instead of just briefly mentioning them and leaving it at that. As for the remaining characters I didn't mind Varric and didn't really like Aveline, Sebastian or Fenris. Though not liking the latter two seems to draw quite a bit of ire from certain sections of fandom.
I almost didn’t answer this because while I agree once again, this is the kind of opinion people try to kill you over, and I don’t get to be on anon, but yeah. Varric was ok. He’s a centrist and that was annoying sometimes, but there was a whole lot to like to help balance the board. Aveline was really funny and had some admirable qualities, but she was a bastard cop, and that’s hard to uh. Apologize for. so. Fenris I went in expecting to be my best friend bc I’d heard SO many good things abt him but it turned out he was just hot. I kept putting in time expecting he’d get better but he didn’t. Like, he was ok. But. : / Just ok.
And then Sebastian I’d say should be melted down for scrap except there’s nothing salvageable to scrap.
#Taith don’t read my tags spoilers in there#Fenris hating magic was super weird and arbitrary ‘it’s bc he was a slave in Tevinter’ ok and?? if you’re enslaved by a bunch of rich#people who are great at fencing I don’t think anyone irl takes away ‘fencing is the root of all evil’ it was a fucking insane writing pull#also I’d be like : ) aw he said something nice - & then he’d immediately try to use the recent horrific family tragedy THATS VERY PERSONAL#to me as his justification to tell my husband to kill himself like bro take my mum’s name out of your mouth before I break your teeth#he had potential but they really didn’t do much with him. I’m gonna be shot on sight for saying this bc he’s insanely popular I guess bc hot#and angsty but X6-88 in FO4 has the same basic character structure only his problems make sense and are interesting & he improves at least a#little. ‘but he likes Bethany and Hawke even if mages’ do u think if you’re a racist except when it’s your one black friend that makes you#suddenly not a racist? no.#Fenris is that fate meme where Shirou is like ‘ : D you knew my dad right Saber! was he awesome? I bet he was the best!’ & she’s the smoking#ben afflek meme going ‘… -_- he was ok.’ that’s me @ Fenris. liked him more when I had to see Sebastian’s horrific ass standing next to him#bc a 5 looks like a 20 next to a -47#I’m not tagging this though I don’t want to deal with people who take it militarily someone they’ve never met didn’t feel exactly like they#did about several sets of pixels#ask#anonymous#every fanon Fenris I’ve seen could chuck canon Fenris 3000 leagues with his pinky toe like BioWare why did you fumble when it would have#been SO easy to take the ground work you laid and soared?
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Hi I hope you’re well!! I just read the new chapter of the cat sitter and ugh I love that series so fucking much!! I was listening to a song and just knew you could create this.
So it a Max x reader smau where the reader is a mega pop star. Like Taylor Swift big and all eyes are on her. She gets invited to an F1 race by Redbull and joins their after party and gets to meet Max. Unfortunately Max is still dating K*lly. Reader is completely enamored by Max and writes break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored literally released it the next week. Everyone is losing their fucking mind trying to figure out who it is. Max knows it’s about him and he’s playing it cool and breaks it off with K*lly and starts secretly dating reader. Reader drops an album full of love/spicy songs like Gorgeous, Lover, Dress, 34+35, Positions etc etc and fucking hard launches them. Thanks!! If this is way too long and convoluted feel free to ignore.
Can’t wait to read more of your work because you absolutely body smau, it’s so good and the meme reaction pictures you use *chefs kiss*
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Ok so Steam recently celebrated its 20 year anniversary, and for it Valve had a bunch of art pieces commissioned basically recreating famous memes with their characters
These are all great and i love them, but THIS is the one that kills me
Because with this piece, after more than a decade, Chells first words are "I'm sad, Wheatley play Despacito"
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What I think your favourite sonic character says about you!
Sonic- you need therapy
Tails- Your an older sibling who feels 6 years old in their 20’s
Knuckles- you complain that nobody appreciates him enough. And you’d be correct.
Amy- you could give me a 3 hour video essay on an oddly specific historical subject and you’d have my full attention
Cream- you say you don’t like kids but then you cry every time you see a kid in fiction because you’re scared that anything or everything bad will happen. (the embodiment of that “if anything happens to them I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself” meme)
Big the cat- you scare me in a way that shouldn’t even exist
Shadow- You are so right (please kiss me on the mouth)
Rouge- you ether like her way to much. Or you like her way to much.
Omega- haha. Bomb.
Silver- You believe you’d be able to win a fight against anyone who would make fun of your friends, but would cry if you had to make plans over the phone.
Blaze- your handwriting and craftsmanship with making art and stories always comes to amaze me. Like you know when you join a fandom and see the most breathtaking fic or art. Like how is it not in a museum, or a best selling novel, that’s how I feel about your art/writing.
Metal- ok you’re a NERD nerd. Like you’ve been a fan of sonic since you were 8, you played a lot of the games, you own at least a couple comics and figures. This franchise is ingrained in your BLOOD.
Eggman- wow that’s really interes- *pepper-sprays you in the eyes*
Charmy- you were either the really annoying kid and proud, or stuck using millennial/ tumblr slang 24/7, Or both.
Espio- what’s it like only shipping rear pairs
Vector- your to swag to exist. Like there are at least 50 people you’ve had minor interactions with in real life who now have that interaction in their long term memory just because of how cool you were. What are you even doing here man? Go outside!
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#cream the rabbit#big the cat#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#e 123 omega#team dark#team sonic#the chaotix#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#vector the crocodile#relatable
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the way people treat helen as compared to the way they treat michael just. really rubs me the wrong way. like she's in more scenes than he is, she stopped him from KILLING JON, she was arguably more humanized from the start than he ever was and she had clear character development as she adjusted to her new role as the distortion.
and yet michael gets all the attention. michael gets all the fanart and fanfic and memes and headcanons and ships. absolutely no hate to doorkeay, but i genuinely do not understand why it's more popular than helanie.
anyways ok thats all. helen distortion 4ever. goodbye
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#PREACH PREACH#helen is my fav of the distortions#this fandom has such a problem with sexism its insane#magpod#tma#the magnus archives#the distortion#helen distortion#michael distortion#magpod confession
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Memes!
Johnny meeting Richard for the first time
Dick: Jason?!
Johnny: Who the fuck are you?!
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Jason and Damien when Damien shows up at Wayne manor
Rivals? Frienamies.
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Jason: *core chirps for any reason randomly*
*gets several hundred chirps back in response with varying levels of emotions*
Jason: *looks around wildly* Hello?
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Gotham: *trying to convince Jason he needs ghostly parents and that her and the shade population are good candidates for such a task.*
Jason: *just realizing that he got adopted by the biggest hord of shades he's ever seen and a CITY ENTITY* Ō_Ō
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Jason: *has a shadow core*
The Shades: that is our little blorbo. We love him, he's ours.
Jason, just trying to figure out what the hell to do with his life: ????
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Gotham: look Jason, a bank robbery! Don't you want to join it?
Jason: I really don't want to actually.
Gotham, practically glowing: do you want to stop it then??
Jason: DO I LOOK LIKE A VIGILANTE TO YOU??!
Gotham: Yep! :) *picks up Jason*
Jason: W-WAIT!! GOTHI NO!!!- *Gets yeeted*
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Robin!Tim: *seeing Jason* oh fuck-uh. Wh-why are you here..?
Jason, who just got yeeted again: *defeated* as if I had a choice.
Tim: ?????
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Jason flees to a nearby city just to spite Gotham.
Only to forget that the nearest city was Nightwing's territory.
Nightwing: *tackles Jason off a building* LITTLE WING!!! How nice of you to visit me!!
Jason: *managing to stop the both of them from splattering onto the pavement with his hovering.* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!
NW: oh relax, I knew you'd catch us!
Jason: I don't even have a good handle on this and you know it!
NW: all the more reason to tackle you!
Jason: omfg Dick, if I didn't know for a fact you were fucking with me, I'd be REALLY concerned for your mental health!
NW: hey, that's what brothers are for!
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Jason: hey, Dick. Quick question.
Dick: oh?
Jason: how come you aren't freaking the fuck out about this? *gestures to himself*
Dick: oh trust me, I am. It's just I'm too happy you're alive right now to acknowledge it.
Jason: *totally not crying* oh...ok.
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Dick and Jason sparing
Dick: come on, Jason! Do the somersault I taught you!!
Jason: Dick, I can't even remember how to do a backflip!
Also Jason: *does a backflip automatically to dodge something*
Dick: You LIAR!
Jason: HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT???!
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Bruce: I miss Jason
Tim: I don't.
Bruce: just because you had a little fight-
Tim: he tried to kill me!
Batman: but he apologized didn't he?
Tim: he gave me. A juice box.
Batman:
Batman: oh.
Batman: I still miss him tho.
Tim: I know you do.
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Damien: *tries to kill Jason*
Jason: jokes on you, Brat! I'm already dead!
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Duke: *looks at Jason for the first time* what the fuck-
Jason: *literal blackhole thanks to his core* ??? What?
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Tim: *tries to kill the joker to get Jason on his good side*
Jason: *not only saw this but had vivid flashbacks and freaked out.*
Tim: *witnesses Jason going ghost and now is trapped in a bear hug, in some weird black dome* ??!!
Batman: where's my kid???
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I see a lot of memes on how short the story would be if Odysseus just listened to Eurylochus, but like.. am I missing something?
Odyssesus telling his name to the cyclops is the biggest mistake obviously. But besides that… the crew and Eurylochus are constantly making messes that Odysseus has to clean up.
Full Speed Ahead: 6 hundred reasons to take what we can; let’s raid the place and go
Taking what they could is what GOT them into the situation in the first place. They took the cyclops sheep and brought the wrath of the cyclops
Remember Them: captain, we should run; captain please
If they’d run when Eurylochus wanted, they would’ve been caught and seen by the other cyclops. Certainly not able to make away with the sheep.
Luck Runs Out: please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do
If Odysseus HADNT gone to the wind god and gotten the bag, when they come upon Poseidon, the entire crew would have been gone. Having the bag of wind save them.
Puppeteer: we have to go save them/no we don’t!; let’s cut our losses you and I and let’s run
Had they done that, not only would all the men left alive be left as pigs, but the two would have never survived. They never would have gone to the underworld to the prophet, and never would have survived the journey home.
So Eurylochus doesn’t make any good suggestions to Odysseus. On the contrary, he proves to be a horrible second in command who doesn’t trust Odysseus and undermines his judgement at every step, causing constant conflict.
Remember them: insisting they run as the cyclops gather and possibly putting the whole crew in danger
Storm: captain, we will capsize at this rate, our fleet will fail; we’re taking too much damage to survive; at this rate, we won’t make it out alive
Luck Runs Out: the entirety of this song is not only Eurylochus challenging Odysseus and questioning his judgment in front of their entire crew, but also insulting Odysseus for the very thing that got 600 men out of Troy alive. It was Odysseus’s wit that ended the war in Troy. It was his wit that moved him to poor Lotus in the cyclops wine. It was wet to tell the cyclops his name was nobody, keeping them from being killed by all the additional cyclops that come to check out the scene.
Odysseus’s pride is what bringsPoseidon wrath, but it’s his width that has gotten 600 men that far.
Keep Your Friends Close: we don’t hear Eurylochus in most of this song, and that’s part of my problem with him. Why the hell is Odysseus staying awake for nine days? Why does he not have anyone on his ship that he can trust to watch the bag for him to close his eyes for 30 minutes? Where is Eurylochus when the other men are opening the bag and letting out the winds of the storm? Why does Odysseus’s second in command not have his back? Why are the men not conscious of the fact that the second in command would also disapprove of their actions? Is it because he wouldn’t? Is it because his constant undermining has encouraged it?
Then the very end, when Odysseus ask for help, closing the bag, what’s Eurylochus’s immediate response? it’s not OK. It’s not yes sir. It’s. “It’s too late.”
Even in the middle of a crisis, he still won’t listen to the captain. He still won’t trust Odysseus’s judgment that ultimately saves them in the end of the saga.
Puppeteer: Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in
Did Eurylochus not even try to stop the men? Does he have such little regard for their safety? He lets them do whatever they want? Has he earned such a little respect that they don’t listen to him?
Like I touched on earlier, if Odysseus listened to Eurylochus’s doubt, not only would all their men be doomed, but Eurylochus and Odysseus as well.
I honestly have so much distain for Eurylochus and his lack of respect for Odysseus. as the listeners and people who know the story, we know just how deep the facts of revealing his name to the cyclops run. But the rest of the men don’t. Eurylochus doesn’t. He just never trusted Odysseus to lead in the first place.
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for my next trick, i will explain boat boys as if youve never heard of them, but im sick and cant be botherd correcting my spelling mistakes:
boat boys forst origionated in this minhecraft server grian (their frined) amde called double life. double life is the thirud season of an on going sereies called the life series or, some poeple call it the traffic series bcuz the lifes u get go from 1-red 2-yellow green-3. anywasy so bopat boys are joel and etho(eefo). they wweere paierd in doubl;e life. on he first day they got to know eachother and they made some jokes and stuff, it was niv]ce. actuually they ar ecalled boat b hoys bcuz they went arounf the server in boats. like, on land. it was very funny. the seconf session joel made a big boat for them to live in called the "relation-shipo", (get iot, get it? nudge nudge). etho went tyo the warden and joel sount very concerned as he did so. i dont remeber much abouyt double life as ive been binging limited life for 3 months now. they died due to a trapped nether portal. the perotral had lava spilled aorunf it. it was very sad.
also inportant fact: ther forst time etho and h=joel ever in terected on the whole entire life series they were in boats. they were both riding in boats. are u joking me. THATS SO FUCKING POETOIC WTF CHBFSHVBSHJBJHVKS
onto liml li9fe. they firat saw eachorther in the forst session. etho said "oh so ur gonna make a boat with a new friend now huh?" bcuz joel and jimmy had planned to live in the water. etho was very jealous ogf this, it made me sad. then joel saw etho ina boat with a co2w and joelk saidn "CANT BELEIVE YOUVE REPLACED ME WEITH A COW EEFO!!!" and etho responded with "he keeps me company atleats" AHAHDBFBHVBHWJJVSB JKSNNOOO. anyways in session 4, etho KILLDED JOEL!?!?!?11?!?!??! it was vwery cool actually. joe, clutchedf a fall, and etho landed in huis clutch water and saidf" YOU SAVED ME. YOU SAVED ME JOEL, SO NOW I CAN KILL YOU" that was very cool of etho. even joel daid himself to etho "the fact you landed in my own water bucket trick" i thionk thats everything improtant in liml life?
then serect life. oh, secrect life. my beloved. my onbe treu savior. save me secret life, save me. so, the two sigificant events of secrect life between bgoat boys i can remeber are 1: joel and ehto hop in ab baot otghter and joel goes "we cant do tjis ehto, the fandom will go crazy" (true( then vthey go for a lottle ride untill they are fiorced to stop by a blcok in. their way and ehto goes "well tjis is where the relatiopnshoip ens" HDGBDFISBFCHBES 2: scott is talk9ng abt his task for the sessions=] which is "say i love you to three plkayers and get them to say ot back" so rheyre discussing who would say it back, andf scott goes "i love yoy " to etho and he goes "thank you?-' HAHAH ayways so one thing leadfs to another and etho is on joels front door stepo saying to joel "i loive you" and joerl responds "uhh ok eefo i know youre obbesed with me i saw u made me the thiumbnail for ur fist bvidoe but cmon ehto calm donw" and etho is sad NSJDWBHJSDCJH im sad jusbjbfdn. its alot.
and now the decked o0ut stream. (ik th9s. was before secret life SHUTUPSHGUTPU) so, jimmy askes for a kiss from joel before he does his decked oyut run. joel goes "yeah sure. on the neckk" and jim goes silent till joel goes "WAIT NO ON THE NECK- I MEANT THE CHEEK IM MEANT THE CHEEK" nd it li9ke this hwole meme for the whole event. jimmy startes sing "etho and joel, sitting in a baot" and etho goes "kissing on the neck"!!!!!GSUGDEGUSDVJ!!!!then when they are at rens ice biat thgingy joel and wehto are sitting nect to eacher in thjeor boat s and etho goes "AWH GOTTA COVER UP MY NECK " joelsays "I DONT KISS [PEOIPLES NECKS!!!" then joel scooches up to etho in his boat and joel goes "schooching up to ya etho " and etho goes "his hand slowly reaches into my hair" LIKE EHTO IS HEE WRITING A WHOLE FANFIC OKKKK ETHO I SEE YOUUU. anyways rhat was very funny.
anyways. hermitcraft. oh boy. theres a lot and i will prpbaly misss a lot too but oh well its later and im sick and tired so SUCK IT UP. ill just do dotpointrs of the things i remeber.
etho sees jols banners and really like sthem and asks j]him for trhe pattern, whoch leads to many books which may or may nboit have been signed with neck kisees.
etho makes statues of jpel them pretemds oit wasnt him. joel rrqally liukes the statues and adds thjem to the front of hios nade awith his tori gate
etho so happens to be talk9inmg abt joel and joel hears him and goes "alsways talking abyt m,e eefo"
joel and etho are talki9ng and theres a camle and etho goes "joel mjust reallt like camels ciuz they goit the loonnnggg necks" and joel syags "oh for goodness sake" (ilobve when joel says oh for goodness sakes its like one of his mottos ayt tjis poibgt it so funny
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thatys all i camn remeber i migjt add mre when i thin k of it
thanks for taking the time to read this if u did (and u even could, oops) i doubt many people will make it down this far with reading it, so congrats i guess!! you get.. nothing-
#hermitcraft#hermitblr#mcyt#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft smp#life series#etholabs#ethoslab#ethogirl#hc10#double life#secret life#limited life#boat boys#smalletho
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