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fortunelowtier · 11 hours
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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fortunelowtier · 1 day
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Thanks for whoever brought this back looney tunes show was unappreciated
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fortunelowtier · 1 day
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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
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fortunelowtier · 1 day
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IM FUCKING CACKLING MY FRIEnd @ens-70s-and-80s-stuff was talking about the bts pictures of the ghostbusters and said how Dan looks compared to the other actors and I was like “oh what do you mean?” And she made this wonderful creation.
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Comparison picture:
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Og post I cackled at for 12 seconds on a voice message:
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fortunelowtier · 1 day
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Monsterverse character tier list!
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fortunelowtier · 1 day
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This is yuri.
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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im convinced spy has resting bitch face syndrome™ cuz i was going through the comics
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and then in the Comics™ hes jsut like
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“this is how i die i guess”
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“i guess ill just kms if im going to be tortured to death”
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“fuck”
AND THEN WHEN HES KILLING THE GUY
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“this was the previous team?? srsly?”
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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1987!?!?!?!
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Callie was already born in 1987?? So, Egon was already a father during GB II?!!!
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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Ok so you know the Dadzilla concept, right? Like Maddie and Goji bonding with each other and kinda having the same kinda relationship as Mothra and the Chens?
I had an idea the other day that i don't think anyone has ever had before but i think its rlly funny:
Mothra has the Chens
Kong has Jia
Goji has Maddie
ok now what if Rodan gets Rick
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I just imagine Rick being super irritated that of all the Titans to become bonded with he gets the 150 foot tall murder turkey and hes lowkey jealous but at the same time hes like 10 seconds away from offering Rodan a beer and they become bros
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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I think its really funny how the fnaf fanbase, a fanbase that famously argues about every little fucking thing until the day they die and can never agree with one another, can unanimously come together with one singular thing: The fact that Michael Afton is 100% queer in some way
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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You ruined everything.
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fortunelowtier · 2 days
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I did a thing :)
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fortunelowtier · 3 days
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one of the funniest things about cooper howard is he let the wool be pulled over his eyes for years by vault tech (lost acting roles over supporting them, did commercials for them) all because his wife said so (he really really loved his wife) but the second he found out his dog wouldn’t be allowed in the vaults he was like wait a damn minute hold up hold on hell NO!!!! and committed espionage to listen in on a top secret meeting between the most powerful people in the world. he could allow corrupt capitalist doomsday fear tactics because his girl said so but not liking dogs is where he drew the damn line
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fortunelowtier · 3 days
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freak
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fortunelowtier · 3 days
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fortunelowtier · 3 days
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The best things in life: good friends and warm sunnin’ rocks
Sam the ghoul belongs to @deathclawghoulie
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fortunelowtier · 3 days
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percy sings for you
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