Tim: Cereal is a type of soup.
Dick: ... How long have you been awake?
Jason: Shut up, Dickface! *Turns to Tim* Explain.
Tim: Stuff floating in liquid.
Jason: It's cold.
Tim: Gazpacho is also cold.
Dick: It's sweet.
Tim: Dessert soups are a thing.
Damian: Cereal is a breakfast food; soups are not.
Tim: 'Breakfast' or 'Dinner' foods is a social construct, and any food can be eaten at any ti- *passes out*.
Dick, Jason, and Damian: ...
Jason: Shit, I think cereal is a soup.
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Cereal is my favorite soup.
this is an absolutely cursed ask omg
is cereal a soup? i don’t think it is but i also don’t know a lot of things so maybe??
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Ralph: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop.
Jack: What?
Ralph: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out—
Jack: I love you.
Ralph:
Jack:
Ralph:
Jack: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Ralph: I fucking knew it.
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Elon Musk doing his Baron of Bricks impression
(So it’s not buried in the tags the original comic was stolen without credit from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)
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no- guys this has been bugging me for so long and i need to know cuz my roommate insists this is a cup and not a bowl-
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Soup - Liquid, Stuff in it, stuff adds flavor to liquid, tasty
Cereal - Liquid, Stuff in it, stuff adds flavor to liquid, tasty
Cereal is soup
Soup has broth. Milk isn't broth. Soup also typically has vegetables and/or meat. Cereal doesn't fucking have meat. Soup needs to be cooked while cereal does not. I fucking hate this debate so much. CEREAL IS NOT A SOUP.
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