Lady Gaga was right. I think more people should just claim titles of nobility. Why in this year of our lord 2021 is the queen the only man who can give someone the title of sir.
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Not enough barrels in my life lately
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The problem with vibing is sometimes the vibes you are vibing are bad. No one talks about this in pro-vibing spaces.
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He was a punk she did croquet
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really a missed shot not to call the barbificer subclass 'mad scientist'
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She on my on my till I till I she
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Formula one racing cut to babies drinking formula driving race cars
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Homophobia is so funny like why are you scared of words that sound the same
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The gas is always greener when it comes out of the jokers giant old timey pesticide spray gun where was I going with this joke
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oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄
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Joeseph Roganette Biden
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Straight people love inventing genders. “Girl Dad” . “Boy mom.” werk. what’s the flag?
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Letterkenny Copperkettle
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What about girlcotting
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I’m not emotional about Lydia Barkrock finally having permanent relief from her chronic pain condition, you are
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Me to my neurologist describing side effects
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