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astaroth1357 · 2 months
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Misunderstandings:
*Mammon and Asmo want to go out to The Fall and they decide to bring MC and Satan along with. The festivities seem to be going well at first, until Asmo spies MC sitting at the bar, patting the back of a slumped over Satan. Confused, he goes to investigate*
Asmo: Uhm MC, hun? Is everything alright...?
*Satan appears to be crying with his cheek against the bar and MC looks... completely done with this situation*
MC: No. Satan's upset.
Asmo: What?? Why, what happened?!
MC: *groans a bit, rubbing their temples* A demon came by and asked for my number, but I told him that I have a boyfriend...
Asmo: *blinks* Eh-?
Satan: *sniffles pathetically* I-I never even-*hic*-hadda chance...
Asmo: *purses his lips HARD to stiffle some laughter* O-oh, I see. But aren't you two...?
MC: Yes. He won't hear it!
Satan: *finally raises his head up dramatically* W-ell who iz it, then?? Who'z the dirtbag you're dating!?
MC: *looks so over his shit* Oh, he's really handsome, actually! Let me show you a picture!
*they pull out their phone and start tapping at it while Satan leans in to try and see what they’re doing. After a few seconds, they turn their phone to face him and show... their camera on the selfie lens, now pointed directly at him*
MC: It's you, dumbass! We've been dating for over a year!!
*Satan stares back at himself in their camera screen dumbly, before snatching it out of their hand and glaring down at his image with the heat of a thousand Hells*
Satan: Oi! Lizten 'ere scumbag!! H-hey! *hic* I'm talkin' right now!! STOP INTERRUPTIN' ME!!!
*Asmo starts laughing his ass off now, pulling out his own phone to start recording the debacle while MC hides their in embarrassment*
MC: We are never going drinking again...
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gray-thistleclan · 4 months
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Yo raincrackle, what brings you to the clan?
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beckyts · 1 month
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The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.
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rat0 · 3 months
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how i sleep knowing i got gender tomorrow
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ghostinthepepper · 4 months
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Nonbinary transfem Dream and Nightmare for you!
Free to use as icons and banners with credit
Transparent and alternate versions below the cut ^^
12/31/2023 Dream and Nightmare by @jokublog Art by me Free to use as icons and banners with credit, but please do not repost to other sites, thank you!
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goobiestar · 11 months
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Actually posting them by themself, im so self concious when i post Goosepine i think no one is gonna see it but i want it to be seen . So bad
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Happay pride
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soli-nepenthe · 10 months
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If MC is the exception and not the rule, as forging pacts are concerned, it's no surprise in his long-lived dealings with demons he has to be strategic (because it is highly doubtful vice-versa that demons would give you a fair deal, otherwise why the need to be cunning?)
Solomon is no proverbial "white knight" (funnily enough, I think Mammon, out of all the brothers, fits that definition despite his "scummy" behaviors. And the brothers make frequent mention that they find Sol in the OG to be demon-like, not trustworthy as a human...) and we get to see that ugly human side in his moment of in vino veritas...
In the OG game (minus Mammon and possibly Beel) MC is aware of how dangerous life in the Devildom can be with their life threatened at certain points (and esp Lesson 16) and only after plot and character developments are made, MC finds out that the brothers are human-like in tendencies and feelings, but still very much demons.
People can decide whether or not to like Solomon, but going back to point # 1, not all denizens of the Devildom will play fair, and you do need to have a strategy to survive. In this case, Solomon's strategy is motivated on the basis of fighting/protecting the human realm from two supernatural realms.
tldr, love him or hate him, he's not perfect "good guy" material, but Solomon's actions make sense given the context with demons. And just a tiny reminder that when he didn't know it was Asmo, he did show a measure of concern advising him to stop drinking any further and to go home.
Edit: Something more to consider:
These pacts are give-and-take contracts for both parties and have to be carefully/wisely negotiated/approached given the uneven power balance (with somebody coming out on top and the other more or less subservient to the "master"). So, it makes you wonder what were the high costs were for Sol in getting his 72 pacts? His soul???
In the case of the unexpected encounter with Asmo, it had to be one of the easier won pacts since he started (again, with his motivations for what he does at the forefront).
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axollungz · 10 months
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my fav kitties
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polyphonetic · 5 months
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walkin the kitty! (additional Denalis to obfuscate location)
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local cat boy gets out of bed
(they/them)
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astaroth1357 · 11 months
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Allergies:
*it's getting late at the HoL and Satan still hasn't returned home yet. Lucifer has called in MC and Mammon to start up a small search party when the demon in question finally walks through the front door*
MC: Satan!! *they jog over to him quickly and trap him in their arms, burying their face into his chest before letting go*
MC: There you are! We were getting uh- w-worried...! *MC puffs a bit of air out of their nose and frowns* Huh...
Satan: I was just running a little late. I'm... hm? MC? Is something wrong...?
MC: Uhm... *they rub their nose, which is already starting to feel unbearably itchy, with the back of their hand and frown harder* Satan... did you pass by a-? A-cho!
*Satan's stomach drops*
Satan: Oh... Oh no.
MC: Achoo! AchOo! acHOO!!! *MC covers their nose behind their sleeve as they keep sneezing and the other brothers leap into action*
Lucifer: Satan!! I told you if you play with cats you have to wash off first!!
Satan: I'm barely through the door!! I always remember, I just forgot to warn them this time!
Mammon: *right next to their human as they keep sneezing up a fit* SATAN, YOU POISONED MC!! Come on, man!!
MC: ACH-OO! N-...ot poison!- ACKHOO!! Just-*wheeze*-allergies...!
*as their eyes start to puff up and their throat tightens, Mammon curses and digs in his pockets until he pulls out their spare inhaler and some Benadryl. He practically forces them into their hands out of sheer urgency*
Mammon: Stay with us, MC!! Keep breathin'!
MC: Not! *wheeze*...dying. Yet...
*MC takes a hit of their inhaler while their first man frantically pushes them off to their private bathroom for a shower, shouting to Lucifer to bring a glass of water. You'd think MC walked into a vat of chemicals and had mere seconds to live*
Lucifer: *glares a Satan and points down the hall* Bathe. Change. Now.
Satan: *actually swallows his anger for just this once out of guilt and sighs in defeat*
Satan: Alright... But just for MC's sake. Not because you told me to.
Lucifer: *eyes narrow* With that attitude, you'll be seeing no cats for week.
Satan: That's inhumane and you know it, you monster!!
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*Friend came once again, looking around*
......-she hides in her room-
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undeadzombiedoll · 8 months
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the void stares back
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cactusnymph · 8 months
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“Just gotta deal with the fact that people have different tastes”, she continues.
Gale huffs.
“Apparently I’m the only one who’s not their type”, he mumbles.
“I could describe my night with them to you, if that would help at all?”, Karlach offers, the pity in her eyes more than Gale can take.
“It really, really wouldn’t.”
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terminallytwee · 11 months
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"BABE OH MY GOD!" / "I'M LOOKING, I'M LOOKING!"
EVEN OUR CATS ARE IN LOVE
i'm at 7 patrons and would love to be to 10 by the end of the month <3 won't you help a dyke pay for all their partners' funny little drinks? please? for pride? patreon is here
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