I know we hate Twitter here whatever. Click and read the whole thread. It's amazing.

this summer is definitely something...

the ghosts from bbc ghosts despise elon musk (yes even julian the tory)

I freakin love her so much...

• X-Men is about civil rights. If you didn’t get that, you didn’t get X-Men.

• Black Panther is about colonization. If you didn’t get that, you didn’t get Black Panther.

• Captain America literally fought nazis. He is the embodiment of fighting the alt-right. If you didn’t get that, you didn’t get Captain America.

• The Empire in Star Wars is fascist. The Rebel alliance are Anti-Fascist. If you didn’t get that, you didn’t get Star Wars.

honestly elon musk is so comically absurd that it's like reading captain underpants or something. actually please someone draw a cartoon in dav pilkey's style but it's about elon musk in all his glory

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so idk exactly why but sam wilson is on the cover of the 2022 world records book

I'm surprised no billionaires have ever tried to build Captain Nemo's Nautilus to live a self-sufficient life at sea. It could never work, but that's the exact kind of mad project that someone like Elon Musk would cook up to waste money if space travel weren't in vogue right now. Nuclear reactors can run for years before needing to refuel, and modern subs can make their own oxygen from seawater, so they can stay submerged for as long as their supplies last (the record is 111 days set by the HMS Warspite in 1982-3). I don't think a sub could stay underwater forever by fishing for all its food, but then again I'm a rational adult with common sense and the ability to recognize the impossible, while a billionaire just wants his neat toy to work no matter what. It's like that Australian guy who wanted to build a replica of the Titanic and a "real" Jurassic Park with lifesize animatronics, and gave up after he realized they would take a lot more time and money than he imagined at first impulse.

Thing is, as funny as it would be to watch someone like Musk try snd fail to build the Nautilus, there's no incentive for him to do it. All his half-baked ideas are designed to fail from the start because the failure is the point; there's always a benefit to his failures. The hyperloop was never really supposed to exist, he only hyped it up so California would cut funding for high speed rail. SpaceX rockets explode more often than they succeed so they're not really gonna take anyone to the moon or Mars anytime soon, this program is just a blank check from the government so the US could hypothetically launch military supplies anywhere on Earth within a couple hours. A real life Nautilus would have to be some scam, a cover for something heinous like a prison camp for the homeless straight out of some 80s sci-fi dystopia movie, or a cartoonish distraction from horrors of war like an underwater drone program or American terrorists privateers attacking fiber optic cables and gas pipelines owned by eastern companies.

The eccentric billionaire is a myth designed to make the worst human being you could possibly imagine look like benevolent innovators who want nothing more than to Propel Humanity Into the 22nd Century Today™!

Tony Stark isn't real. Nobody alive is like him, nobody ever was, nobody ever will be.

a rule that should never be broken is that history is always at least twenty years old

I was remembering episodes of the Epic tales of Captain Underpants. Specifically the memory wipe episode. And I was remembering Krupp talking to Murdsley when I remembered him mentioning how everyone had to bring there own toilet paper after the TP mummy episode...

...And my mind went to a screeching halt because that sounded all too familiar.

I remembered how people working at Twitter HQ in San Francisco are saying that they too have to bring their own toilet paper because Elon Musk was firing the janitors amongst the MANY that he already fired.

And now I’m all ‘you HAVE to be kidding me.’ Because Elon is now officially the equivalent of a children’s book character. An antagonist character to be specific. And not just that, but the version of said antagonist character who also happens to be a complete moron most of the time.

fuck you sleep anxiety for making me have the most fucked up fever dream the second i tried to fall asleep - its nearly 2am and i have the lamp on bc i was that unsettled

my dad tells me things about billionaires and i hate them more