"Hey, what's that mark on your forehead?"
"When I was a baby, my parents cast me in Star Trek"
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[ID: 1. a tweet by @/theyregayjim who has star trek's captain kirk as their profile picture. the tweet reads "my boss told me i looked like i watched star trek and then as i was leaving she said "may the force be with you... wait no it's live fast and get fucked or whatever" and held up the hand salute. so i guess it was a good day at work"
2. an image of spock doing the hand salute with the text "live fast and get fucked or whatever" at the bottom. /end ID]
(ID by @whatsyourid thank you!)
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Trekkies against replicators /j
Reblogs on this post are turned off now, I just screenshotted a Twitter thread two years ago and you can do it too.
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“Well Mr. Columbo—”
“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”
“You’re Starfleet?”
“Star who now?”
(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)
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william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.
In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 
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I know we hate Twitter here whatever. Click and read the whole thread. It's amazing.
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Happy Spock Birthday to all who celebrate!
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