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casmybelovedass · 11 months

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Aight so what I'm gathering is

Berlusca died thus breaking another seal for the return of Arthur. Bitch is taking a bit too long with his comeback so Heaven and Hell are coming together to decide whether using the Mary Shelley "Frankenstine" resurrection method might be better than the traditional one seeing how bad it went last time with Jesus. Am I right?

#can't make this shit up #silvio berlusconi #berlusconi #italy #merlin #good omens #king arthur #mary shelley #supernatural

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rowanwithaz · 6 months

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Brining back daily reminders!

Daily Reminder:

Shiggy calls Izuku out on his love for Katsuki.

#Dkbk #Bkdk #GreeNade #decchan #dekugou #can't make this shit up #Mha #Bnha #Dkbk/bkdk daily reminders

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proffbon · 8 months

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What's up with all the otherworldly beings trying to get a piece of me today?

The power of Eilistraee compels you, sluts, begone!

#had a dream with the emperor at night #got propositioned by mizora in the morning #met haarlep during the day #can't make this shit up #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 the emperor #mizora #haarlep #bg3 spoilers

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deanwasalwaysbi · 5 months

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Executive dysfunction this, inconclusive assessment that, if you don't want to diagnose me for ADHD why do I always shave one armpit then try to get out of the shower without shaving the other one?

#adhd #self diagnosed adhd #audhd #audhd problems #can't make this shit up

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bloodpen-to-paper · 8 months

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That moment when Phil's a 4halo truther and Bad's a philever truther and both are indirectly arguing over this while Forever is being drugged out of his mind by the Federation

#can't make this shit up #mcyt #qsmp #philza #badboyhalo #forever player

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onceuponapuffin · 2 months

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I'm going for my Masters in Library Science in September, and I noticed that the natural sciences building is conveniently located on the opposite end of campus. Guess where I plan on studying in my free time.

Have I been reading too many AU fanfics?? NAAAAAHHHHH.

#i will not apologize #you say brainrot i say excellent #but i lowkey blame #mrghostrat #bilvy #gonna find my crowley #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziracrow lasts forever #aziraphale x crowley #good omens fandom #good omens brainrot #can't make this shit up

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the-chaotic-pix · 3 months

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"They call me lesbian Johnny"

-my brother, who neither a lesbian, nor named Johnny

#lesbian #lol #quotes #funny #brother #gay #lgbtq #lgbt pride #can't make this shit up #funny memes #meme #humor #haha

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sadiegirl2021 · 3 months

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People will write any batshit crazy theory about Azriel and Gwyn, rather than admit SJM is setting them up as mates.

Latest one: Could Azriel be Gwyn's father? (Because apparently that would explain why they seem to have a connection and his shadows are curious about her!!!!)

#can't make this shit up #anti elriel

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rhiannatruex · 1 year

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Bald Eagle

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crazycatsiren · 3 months

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Samples of people I unfollowed on Instagram this week:

"I want to share with everyone about the narcissistic abuse I went through."

"I got this book on Celtic shamanism to connect with my Celtic heritage!"

"It was truly wonderful to see the whole world celebrate paganism (Christmas) together!"

"If you use 'neurodivergence' then you need to stop saying 'disorder'."

#mother witch ramblings #social media #ze interwebz #jesus chroist #can't make this shit up

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casmybelovedass · 2 years

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The angel who fell from grace and the faithless man who only prayed to him

#jesUS FUCK #CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP #THAT IS THEE MOST FUCKING ROMANTIC SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN #WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #destiel #spn #castiel #dean winchester

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touchlikethesun · 14 days

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i was going to write "falling into step," but sometimes word's predictive text does something poetic

#can't make this shit up #like wow okay word #haikyuu #iwaoi

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changingplumbob · 3 months

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Oopsie Daisy + Coincidence?

Forgot to put in the aftermath of flower exchanging between boyfriends. In hindsight this smitten sentiment was probably also keeping them flirty all the time...

Samir gave Reece a Chrysanthemum because Reece's favourite colour is yellow, and Reece gave Samir a rose. You know how yesterday I was searching pinterest for their individual vibes? This was the first suggested picture when I opened pinterest today...

Am I crazy or is that a wolf Samir surrounded by wild chrysanthemums? I did an image search on individual flowers in the picture and results range from Chrysanthemums to Dahlia to Lotus to Adonis. But even if it's not a chrysanthemum it's still a hell of a coincidence when I didn't even type chrysanthemum or yellow into pinterest's search bar...

#I love love #My sims in love make me happy #Then this thing happened #Sharing because I am shocked #Can't make this shit up #Behind the screen

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valmare · 9 months

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fanfiction . net is wild, ya'll