Sometimes your page is like a wonderland and sometimes it's like a sleepover that I wanna leave but I can't find an excuse to leave and when I do my parents aren't answering their phones

I feel the same way only I can't leave because I live here

I am the Milkman

Trade Secret:

The secret is that it's fortified with [REDACTED]

Fortified with what

FORTIFIED WITH WHAT

Deepsea AU Aquato family

Doodled Aquato family in Deepsea AU

Im genuinely curious why some people are so upset about Shadow being voiced by Keanu because he sounds "too old" for Shadow, yet no one seemed to care when Idris Alba was announced to be voicing Knuckles? Who is somewhat similar in age???

Giggling kicking my feet my xbox is comingggg

Casually playing through Bendy and the Ink Machine again and then this happend

I just had to share it because I couldn't stop laughing out of shock

HOUUUUUGGHHHHHUHHHHHHH

AAAA-

04/26/2024

It's a metaphor!

What's a meta for?

Nothin! What's a meta for you!

*wheezes for six minutes straight without taking a breath*

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus describes Himself as a vine (like a grapevine), and His disciples as its branches. Branches can only bear fruit while connected to the main vine. If their connection is severed or tainted, they wither and die, and then they're pruned, suitable only for being tossed in a fire. Jesus is warning His disciples that their mission's fruitfulness depends on their continued, dedicated, healthy connection with Him and His Father. 2. In this cartoon, after hearing Jesus's metaphor, Peter declares that he and the other apostles (the "branches" in Jesus's metaphor) will "stick" with the vine. A "stick" is a long, thin piece of wood (like a branch), but "stick" can also mean "stay connected to." This is an inferior pun, because while the word "stick" has the two above meanings, only one of those meanings makes grammatical sense in Peter's comment (the latter). 3. Jesus replies that the vine (Him, in the metaphor) will be "rooting" for them. "Rooting" can either mean "laying down roots" (as in a tree growing its roots into the ground), or "cheering on" (like an audience cheering for a sports team). This is a superior pun to Peter's, because both meanings make grammatical sense in Jesus's comment. His declaration can be taken to mean either (1) that, as the vine, He'll provide the apostles with roots to nourish their fruitfulness, or (2) that, as their teacher, friend, and Lord, He'll be cheering them on and supporting them in their mission.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is another "Tomics Resurrection," where I have plucked the desiccated husk of an old cartoon from the withered branch of the past, and gorged it with so many steroids and hormones that it blasphemes nature but looks way more colorful! Also, it's been slightly reworded to flow better while maintaining the meaning of the passage; the disciples have been moved inside to the Last Supper, since this reading takes place either during or just after; and the image of the grapevine is in the second panel now, including a lush branch and a withered branch to illustrate what Jesus is saying. Tell me, how does it compare?

I'm genuinely curious, what are your honest thoughts on Hazbin?

For I kinda get the impression that you're not too fond off the fandom and possibly some people behind the show, but you still seem to interact with some of the content. So maybe there are some aspects of the show you find interesting?

You don't really strike me as though you have a burning hatred for it either, so, what positives and negatives do you find in regards to the show? And would your opinion of it change any if the fandom and the people behind the show were different?

My honest thoughts on Hazbin are that it feels like wasted potential. I'll be honest I really liked the pilot! It was actually super good and something I had waited for, for a good while.

But unfortunately the show itself is full of plot holes, badly written characters, badly written relationships, and the character designs are boring and repetitive, and the humor is tasteless and incredibly immature. Not even the fun kind of immature, either.

Again, it really is wasted potential. There was so much stuff that could be done with the world and characters but unfortunately the creator is braindead and doesn't have an ounce of creativity left in her.

Depsite the fact that one of the things I run is spite (spite, candy and compliments) I actually don't really have a burning hatred for the series itself. Just for the creators and fanbase. Those guys can all kiss my ass

I really do think if Viv could have just listened to the critiques, the show could have been much better.

@hypocriticaltypwriter

vampire slayer kits

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Ya'll is it just me or does the HH fandom have an ungodly amount of pr0shippers? 💀

They’re siblings! Wtf! 💀 (I know he’s her father, but he looks like her genderswapped twin ngl)

YO, FOUND ANOTHER ONE STRAIGHT UP ADMITTING IT IN THE COMMENT SECTION, PLEASE BLOCK THEM AS WELL! 💀

Ah yes, i will call child a cockblocking slut over because they blocking my OTP from happening.

No seriously, what the actually fuck is wrong with you, Brandon.

Octavia is 17 years old, A FUCKING MINOR and yet, you decide call child a slut over she's blocking your percious OTP.

She's have right be angry at Stolas because he's neglecting to her and he's obsess cry over Blitzo, who he's also treat Blitzo like shit.

All i want say is this:

FUCK THIS SHOW, FUCK VIVZIEPOP, FUCK BRANDON ROGERS AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO WORK WITH THIS SHOW (Expect some voice actor who aren't piece of shit just as Richard Horvitz, Cristina Vee and etc).

So yeah, i'm done with this ranting.

Thinking about my design for future!Queepie. He’s on the brain these days

SHE TOOK MY FUXKIN PHOOONEE

Peepee poopoo Psychonauts is stinky

CHERRY

Peepee poopoo Psychonauts is stinky