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rite-the-wrongs · 2 months

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So there probably aren’t DC Superhero movies in the DC universe, right? Like there would just be a ton of legal issues or they would remind people of that tragic event where half of a major city died, right?

Well I propose that there is a single franchise that features the DC superheroes in their universe. And that would be the Lego movies. It starts with some executive featuring them to show how big the threat is when Superman gets taken out with chewing gum. Then it morphs into Batman being the edgy-lancer-ex-boyfriend to Emmet and Wyldstyle.

Of course when Bruce Wayne hears about this, he decided to have a field day. It’s a close decision, but between Bruce and Will Arnett, Bruce wins the role of Batman in the movie.

It is a struggle, but he manages to hide it from most of his kids, only Tim and Barbara finding out and immediately deciding to help with this train wreck. The real struggle is convincing his kids to go to the red carpet premiere with him.

The second Batman is on the screen, his kids all turn to him. The looks on their faces range from horror to overwhelming joy to completely done with his shit.

#Batman #dc comics #batfamily #lego batman #Tim only had to hack a few of his siblings phones #Barbara kept most ads from appearing on billboards in Gotham and Buchanan #Cass found out before hand #but she’ll never tell #According to Steph #it’s the best thing Bruce ever did #Jason facepalmed so hard his face was the same color as his helmet #Duke had ‘Everything is Awesome’ stuck in his head the whole ride home #Chapter 2: Justice League Reacts #only one angry is Hal #but he doesn’t count #The gun wouldn’t stop him #it’s wasn’t yellow

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theotterpenguin · 2 months

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it’s always “let aang swear” or “let zuko swear” but y’all are missing out on the comedic potential of katara being the one who has the dirtiest mouth. she swears like a sailor but is just better at hiding it than everyone else because she doesn't want to influence aang or toph, and tries to keep up pretenses of being proper.

after all the time they spent fighting each other as enemies and sparring as friends, zuko’s the only one that knows this about her but no one believes him.

(for those who question where katara could possibly learn to curse, i ask - have you ever assisted women through childbirth in a world where epidurals don't exist? katara has. like c'mon. she knows all the swear words).

#katara #zuko #zutara #platonic or romantic take your pick #atla #my post #zuko tries to trap her in situations where she’ll get frustrated and shout a swear word in front of everyone else but it never works #suki's the next person to find out but she keeps the bit going and refuses to tell zuko that he's right #when toph finds out she's delighted and announces her discovery to the whole group. zuko is finally vindicated

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thefiresofpompeii · 2 months

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england we are in shambles

#oh and if you go telling me to show sympathy for the royals i’ll block you. cancer is hell but she’ll get #treated for free by the top medical professionals in the country while the nhs continues to deprive the poor and disabled of basic #healthcare. i will never be considerate towards the royals. they need to go #dw #kate middleton #doctor who #british #jamie.txt

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bowyooo · 8 months

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got a huge crush on Jeanine Vicquemare from @spilledkaleidoscope (please go check the arts if you didn’t yet they are incredible), so i decided to go sketch something with her

may i present to you

Jean trying to be at peace and kill the part that cringes, while being moisturised

#bowyo #bowyo art #disco elysium fanart #de fanart #disco sapphics #jean vicquemare #jeanine vicquemare #xoxotach #one day jude will catch her wearing the mask and she’ll never be able to beat the horse girl allegations #he won’t tell anyone but the fact that he knows will forever sit in jean’s mind #also damn i love drawing peoples being sleepy they are so cute

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tanglepelt · 8 months

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Dp x dc idea 142

The trio don’t know jazz knows Danny is phantom in this.

Danny was caught. His parents turned phantom over to the GIW refusing to hear him out. No chance to say he was their son barely getting a word in as they celebrated his capture.

24 hours later. Danny Fenton was reported missing parents hysterical. 48 hours pass and Danny Phantom with the help of two “unknowns” escapes.

Jazz comes back from touring colleges. To see the mess. Jack and Maddie were in to much of a panic trying to find Danny to relay the news to her.

Soon after. Government labs and buildings are under attack. New villains seemingly entering the fray. Two mad scientist decked out in orange and blue. Rumors of a third searching the building prior to the explosions.

The league is called in to investigate these attacks.

Meanwhile a hero has noticed an severely injured meta and two friends inside there city. Doing their best to be unnoticed.

#dpxdc #jack Maddie and jazz become villians #but not really #like the leauge actually investigates #the Giw is gonna have problems #the trio assume jack and Maddie won’t accept Danny #while his parents are blowing up labs to find him #they feel awful #and have to find thier boy #the trio won’t risk telling jazz #who knows how she’ll react #dpxdc prompt #dpxdc crossover #they are trying to do better #had they listened in the first place #it never would of happened

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yelena-bellova · 29 days

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Not how I wanted to start my morning but when people say Swifties are crazy….

#this is in reference to a post i made calling taylor out (which she’ll never see mind you lol) for using mental illness as an aesthetic #for that horrible music video #ironic that they then turn around and tell me to off myself #they’re psychotic #anti taylor swift #tw suicide

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ickypuppi3 · 3 months

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billy seeing his mom again and realising he’s now taller than her and, like- sure. he knew he would be but. something about the way he has to tilt his head down as he talks to her, the way she has to look up at him, just. sends him spiralling

#she calls him baby she calls him billy she calls him sweetheart and dove all while looking up at him cause he’s not a kid anymore he’s billy #he’s an adult and he’s a hargrove and #!#truther of billy reuniting with his mom and it not being good at all truther of it making him worse actually realising she left and having #to come to terms with that because she herself admits it #billy realising in that moment that he’s not a kid anymore. and she’ll never be a mom to that kid. that that kid will never have his mom #around cause she left and now he’s an adult and he’s made so many mistakes and #and and ! it sends him spiralling i tell you #billy hargrove #billy’s mom #thought about that karen billy’s mom parallel and started pacing like a caged animal

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sunnyside-sunset · 4 months

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oh….. qsmp fandom….. when i GET you…… i adore you guys but i swear, im only seeing stuff about pepito being worried about replacing bobby when empanada is RIGHT THERE IM GONNA LOSE IT

#qsmp #qsmp fandom neg #<— just for safety #qsmp pepito #qsmp empanada #qsmp bobby #i dont even think pepito has really talked about being worried about replacing bobby #or not being as good enough as bobby #but empanada is terrified that she’ll be replacing bobby for jaiden #my girl my girl my girl #why do i never see anybody talking about you #PLEASE YOU GUYS CAN I PLEASE HAVE ANYTHING FOR HER #ANYTHING AT ALL IM BEGGING #the ratio between pepito being jealous of bobby fanart #vs empanada being scared of replacing bobby fanart #is honestly crazy to me #or maybe its just me and i havent seen that much idk #tell me if im wrong please i just never see stuff for empanada </3

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roseworth · 8 months

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what a fucking week (it’s 2 pm on a monday)

#i’m gonna have a very therapeutic lay on the ground for an hour tonight #i’m so fucking exhausted #also unrelated but vaguely related #the other day i told my supervisor i didn’t know how to do something she asked me to do #which was very hard for me! bc i’m not good at asking for help bc i don’t like to be annoying #anyways i asked her on friday and she never responded and i was like ‘ok she’s probably gone for the weekend and she’ll answer on monday’#then i looked today and she just reacted with a 👍 to my message instead of. telling me how to do it #so i’m still stressed out about that but. girl i am so tired #i also promised myself i won’t get high in the middle of the week this week. so this is a test from god #and i may fail that test #we’ll try again next week #personal

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tiffanyachings · 4 months

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but do the toxic yuri enjoyers know about nobody by the crane wives

#tender as a bruise sharper than a razor wraps her tentacles around me like she’ll never let me go #nobodyyyyyy ever loved me like she tells me she does #the crane wives #fieldwork

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thecryptidbard · 1 year

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I am certain that in the almost 40 years since she died, the other ghosts have to have “accidentally” woken Stephanie up at least once just because they’re bored and know that she’ll start all kinds of drama.

#cbs ghosts #especially Sas. Sas would absolutely wake her just for the drama #like you’re telling me Isaac fully stole a ghost’s head and hid it in the woods just for a little excitement #but he’s never *accidentally* woken Stephanie knowing full well she’ll cause more drama in a day than they’ve had all year??#it speaks

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jamsjunk · 11 months

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if i got something wrong no i didn’t

#i feel like wednesday is really overprotective but just doesn’t show it #like she’ll be off sneaking around fucking up people who hurt enid and never tell her #anyways most of these were just gut instinct so #i will not be explaining myself #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday netflix #jenna ortega #emma myers #my ship in 5 minutes

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mazzystar24 · 1 month

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You know who Tommy reminds me of that it was bothering me sm that I couldn’t place it but then I remembered this scene?

Rick from Casablanca

Like Tommy says this to chimney verbatim in that one scene

He calls buck (his love interest) “kid” just like Rick does to Ilsa (his love interest)

Even personality wise something about it fits like the cool guy exterior, the struggle to be good,the sort of air of unphased energy if you get what I mean, etc

Anyways that got me thinking and if the bucktommy break up is something bittersweet like Rick and Ilsa then I would love it: