Suggestion for ur DTIYS: watcher Grian c: just.. just watcher Grian C:

asdihasd not sure if you know this about me but watcher grian is kinda annoying to me-

trying to figure out if grad school is truly worth putting myself into debt for ruhroh girlies

Maybe it's just the way the trailer is edited but imo the Mario movie doesn't even ... look good

Like the parts with Peach and Mario just seem like they're shoving in references to gameplay elements in a way that feels really forced and unnecessary? An awkward wink wink nudge to people who played the games? Even if it were written with all the heart in the world I'm not gonna be able to forgive it for dropping Charles Martinet, the heart of the character, in favor of someone who sounds like Just Some Guy (and nothing against Anya Taylor-Joy, I like her quite a bit, but her Peach also sounds like Just Some Gal), but so far it doesn't even seem like it has that. It feels SO soulless.

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:

shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

I know the popular theory is that Caine’s line about struggling to keep track of who’s real and who’s an NPC is foreshadowing that one of the cast is secretly an NPC

But consider the alternative

Who made trig I need to kill them

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

i'm very picky about tv shows, but my pickiness has only an incidental relationship to whether or not a show is "good". it needs to scratch a particular itch in my brain at the right moment. do i know what the right moment is? no. do i know what the itch is? also no. i can be relied upon to get instantly bored of 85% of tv shows and then turn the remaining 15% into a central facet of my personality for 3-5 business months and even i am incapable of predicting which one it'll be ahead of time.

rough night