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i commented on an ig reel of someone trying to do a bad blood (hey stop version) during one o the gilette shows and literally what kind of weird fucking argument response did i just get
#what is wrong with people 😭#its giving kim people are dying#but like so out of pocket#anyway#im not gonna respond to them so this blog is my vent space#shut up tortle
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Abby has another great FNAF lore question for Michael,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#fnaf#fnaf movie#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#more sibling bonding time!!#this is a cry for help by Michael BAHA#he’s doing great! he promises#he’s not totally dead he’s just a lil dead metaphorically (and maybe literally)#Abby feels like a kid to ask out of pocket blunt questions#so she just asks right away if Michael is dead#Mike getting flabbergasted by both Abby and Michael 😭
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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
#he’s always like “well I guess it’s over for you guys”#I bet you if Dazai was there he would’ve put in more work#and he doesn’t even stick around to give a report!!!#he comes and then he leaves!!#he’s so funny#and out of pocket#port mafia shenanigans#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#Mori ogai#the Ada#armed detective agency#Chuuya putting in zero work#bsd manga#bsd anime#bsd Chuuya Nakahara#port mafia
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obsessed with them.
#literally on the edge of my seat every time george opens his mouth#because we’re about to get either a very intelligent well thought out response or the most out of pocket insanity#i love the way he says ‘jasper’#like an exasperated parent#george rexstrew#jayden revri#kassius nelson#yuyu kitamura#they’re so chaotic#kassius being completely unimpressed by jayden#and yuyu being very impressed by everyone#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives#dbd#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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I think people are not understanding that to get Astarion’s approval up you don’t have to be mean you just have to be chaotic. The man is a toddler let loose off his leash for the first time in 200 years he doesn’t care about being mean he cares about being funny
#like yeah he would approve if you punched a child in act 1 but not because its mean because its so out of pocket#he gets to make his own choices for the first time he can remember and he’s using that freedom to start a career as a slapstick comedian#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#astarion
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you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.
(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)
but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.
(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)
there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.
(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)
you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.
(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)
you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.
in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.
but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.
they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.
it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.
#spilled ink#warm up#can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically#i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason#it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism.#and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out#we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you.#this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism#where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off.#your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell#at the industry - you are probably not listening .#anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit#but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance#> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally#> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field#> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :)#(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice#i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what.#cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men.#so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT.#instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them.#which btw. is like. actual feminism.)
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its no longer hanukkah but i'm setting the record straight on the batboys latke preferences, re: this post
#dc#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian al ghul#ofc everyone is entitled to their own hcs!#not pictured aka i have yet to draw: cass def has them w hot sauce. bruce totally has them with cream cheese & lox and shit#steph would like guac or something out of pocket#duke is good with applesauce OR sour cream but not at the same time#my art#i have so many jewish hcs for these guys....more to come
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Broke: they would hate eachothers
Woke:
#it’s Complicated#future leo#but i hatw that shit where they make him so unreasonably mean to him#like idc how mentally ill he is#he’s a grown ass man#the leader of the resistance#and a Father#that man has a Baby#leonardo#rottmnt#my art#it would be tense but he absolutely would not be smacking him around#or saying out of pocket shit unless deeply provoked
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the sweetest, giggliest baby that ever did girl <3
for @darkinerry
BONUS:
#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Spoilers#OFMD S2#Edward Teach#Taika Waititi#ofmdgifs#ofmd gifs#ofmdedit#Edit#ofmdsource#ofmdblog#ofmdaily#so marlena complimented my icon#and said staring at it brought her joy#so i was like LOL BET???#*trips and numerous gifs of ed being adorable/smiling fall out of my pocket*
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Jesus 🥴
#spn fanart#spnfanart#destiel#Dean Winchester#castiel#wiggleart#I don’t often share my tiktoks but I liked this audio lmao#I love it when he’s so out of pocket lmao
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more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently
i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys
#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#morpheus#the sandman netflix#sandman fanart#a few people have asked me what the babs name is#ive been calling him Kian#and he gets jealous of Nightmare and wants to be scary too sometimes so his dad made him that horrific onesie#to kian's exact specifications thank u#my art#its important to me that people know kians got dreams dark hair and flair for dramatics but#hes also got hobs big dumb sunshine brown calf eyes that he flashes to get his way bc he also has hobs effortless charm#i also headcanon as he gets older he secrets handfuls of sand into his pockets from EVERYWHERE bc he wants to be like his dad#and hob has to be the sand police and has to make kian turn out his pockets on the doorstep every time they come home from anywhere#bc theres only so much vaccuuming even an immortal man can take#and kian does so but petulantly and while sporting dreams patented Imperious Pissy Face#they have a rule that kian is allowed to stomp as loudly as he wants to his room but isnt allowed to slam doors#in this essay i will-
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Steddie first kiss scenario
Accident: mistaken identity due to Steve being absolutely hammered | wc 893 |
Two hours into a Harrington house party, Eddie was getting near the end of his inventory and his social battery. The cup of punch-colored alcohol he'd been nursing had kept him nice and fuzzy for a while, but with the end in sight, he dumped the rest down the kitchen sink, tossed the cup in the trash, then turned, opting to walk out the back yard rather than navigate through the packed house.
But his progress was stopped in an empty hall by the man of the house himself, Steve Harrington.
A very drunk Steve Harrington, at that, considering the extra droop of his pretty eyes, lazy smile, overly loose movements, and the way he crashed into Eddie, pinning him against a small table, slurring loudly, "Nance! There'y'are."
He looked and smelled absolutely sloshed as he swayed further into Eddie's space.
"Steve, wha-"
"Been loogin for y' everywhere."
Before Eddie could even do anything, Steve's hands were buried in his curls and pulling him in until their lips met and - wow, that was definitely Steve Harrington's rum-soaked tongue in his mouth, making his stomach swoop, the heat from Steve's flushed face igniting a fire that tore across Eddie's skin, burning faster with every movement of Steve's lips. Lips that were soft, unlike the fingers curling, pulling Eddie's roots enough to make Eddie's hips press into Steve's, make him want to moa-
"You taste different. Like smoke and.....and peaches, hv'you been smoking?!" He frowned and shook his head. "S'not good for you."
He paused in thought as Eddie's heart hammered in his chest, mouth and scalp tingling from Steve's onslaught. His brain refused to make sense of anything happening. Were he not half propped up by the table against the wall and Steve's hold, Eddie would probably be on the floor.
"Wanna smoke now, achlly," Steve said as he put enough space between them to pat at his pockets before realizing with a laugh, "Oh wai', you've got 'em!"
He started patting at the pockets of a very shell-shocked Eddie as he continued to ramble, "And peashes. Where'd you ge' peashes? Y'llergic to the fuzz. You 'idn't eat that, d'you?"
Steve patted a little too far over the front of his jeans, making Eddie, honestly on the verge of blacking out, yelp. Steve giggled out, "Ticklish," then added, "You're taller," before pouting, "Ugh, your pockets 'r so full. When d'you put jeans on?" Steve let out a frustrated whine before huffing, "God, I can't find'em, just - "
Steve paused then smiled like he remembered the secret of life, and muttered, "You've got the smoke."
And just like that, Eddie's face was smooshed between Steve's hands, breath barely ghosting over Eddie's lips before he breathed Eddie in, eyes closed, probably imagining nicotine flooding his system.
Eddie would make a run for it if he were able to move, but he couldn't will his body to do anything but buzz from shock yet sing for Steve's touch.
Steve opened his eyes, and he took a long, glazed-over look at Eddie's face, settling on his lips.
"You kind of look different. Your lips....they're bigger." His eyes closed slowly then grew comically large. "D'you eat the fuzz, Nance?!" Steve panicked, then looked Eddie in the eyes again, and took a shuddering breath. "Your eyes, though, they....th' look, look kinda brown like -" Steve's face softened "- like his."
"Steve?"
To Eddie's immense horror, a very confused Barbara Holland had appeared behind Steve.
"Barrrb! Hey, guess what? Nance's been smoking!" he giggled.
"What?" Barb's eyes flicked back and forth between a very panicked, frozen Eddie.
"She tastes like smoke! Nancy Wheeler, smoking!" He cackled gleefully, but made it known that he was proud of her by turning back to Eddie and slurring, "You're so cool, 's like it's Halloween. Dressed up like Munson? Y' look so cool, baby." And he swooped in and kissed Eddie one more time.
"Okay, Steve!" Barb shrieked and pulled him away. "Let's get you some water!" She shot Eddie a wide-eyed questioning look and steered a stumbling Steve toward the kitchen.
"He's so wasted, he thought I was Nancy!" Eddie rushed out quietly, which made Barb snort.
Eddie's face burned, numb to everything except where Steve had touched him. Which was kind of everywhere, actually, so he felt on fire. "And it happened before I could even- I didn't know what to d-"
"Eddie!" She cut off his rambling, then sighed. "Don't worry, you're fine. You're fine. Understand?" She was waiting for a response.
Eddie, head still swimming, nodded cautiously.
"Good," she said, letting some of her tension melt away, which Eddie tried to copy. "Doubt he'll remember any of it, anyway. I know I don't want to."
Eddie winced at that.
"No, it's not you, it's just-" she huffed then shook her head. "Don't worry about it. Drive safe, Eddie."
And just like that, she was gone.
Eddie followed suit with Steve's voice echoing in his head, an overlapping manic cacophony of
"Your lips....they're bigger."
"Your eyes, though, they....th' look, look kinda brown like...like his."
"Dressed up like Munson? Y' look so cool, baby."
Two kisses because Steve thought Eddie was his girl.
And her best friend had seen the second.
Actual fucking kisses because Steve thought he was his.
Thought Eddie was his.
Said he tasted like smoke and peaches.
Eddie drove home in a daze.
#eddie: just gonna head out#steve: my girlfriend! who's suddenly taller! with brown eyes! and in jeans with /full pockets/! look SO good#steve: like eddie#eddie: 👁👄👁 (404 not found)#barb wasn't a fan of steve's#barb goes missing from the harrington house two weeks later#steddie#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#cw: alcohol
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the AUDACITY of this man
#nightwing annual#dc comics#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#jason todd#batfam#like HELLOO#so out of pocket#what was the need#not jason smirking tho he’s so annoying too#i love them
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New season's coming tomorrow, so Din's got an upgrade (shiny new weapon) and his kid in hand
(I've got new ideas to explore in this Hades style exploration besides the already existing interactions with Boba and Cobb - and look there is a pocket Luke already next to pocket Din in the background!)
#the mandalorian#din djarin#the mandalorian fanart#grogu#a clan of two#baby yoda#din and grogu#grogu djarin#my art#art style swap#Hades AU#so the plan for the year is to work in Luke (2)#and Bo-Katan and crew because during my rewatch I realized that I actually quite like her as a character#have ideas for the Armorer too#and that's it so far but if I ever get that far it would be deeply unfair to leave out my fave bunch of other characters as well right?#I'm plenty sure I'd lost the actual style in my shading somewhere but this was very good for putting me on my art track#in retrospect I so wish i'd added a pocket Cobb and Bobab to the previous ones.... oh well#look at Din's fancy glow stick tho! I made it shine real pretty#and it only took me about 4 lighting layers XD
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Etho on Scar’s stream: oh yeah, Joel would really like camels, they got long necks
#ethoslab#smallishbeans#goodtimeswithscar#hermitcraft#he is so out of pocket#like they will never be normal about each other#joel was not online or a topic in the convo btw#etho just brought it up himself
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Tim Bradford and Lucy Chen in the promo for 6x09
#chenfordedit#therookieedit#chenford#the rookie#tim bradford x lucy chen#lucy chen#tim bradford#mine#6x09#wishful thinking is hoping a higher quality promo would come out after the episode instead of this lower one#SHE CATCHES THE ELEVATOR JUMPS ONSAID ELEVATOR AND PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE THE EMERGENCY BUTTON JUST SO SHE CAN CHECK IN ON HIM#a broken up elevator hug#i love how he's just standing there with his hands in his pockets looking like an anxious snacc and she just goes and does all of that#girl a hug won't solve anything#but i won't complain#also here she goes again trying to fix somebody else's problem instead of her own
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