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house interview clips that explain a lot about the cast
#‘i wanna cry every minute of every day’ i feel you robert#the ‘get inside somebody’s abdomen’ comment has so much potential#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#kal penn#david shore#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.
a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:
- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions
- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies
- chase kills an african dictator
- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient
- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.
- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots
- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest
- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.
- kutner dies for gay marriage
- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles
- house gets recruited by the cia
- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer
- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses
- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain
- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people
- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.
- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.
- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out
- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)
- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live
#if people think r/okbuddyvicodin is insane they should see the source material#hate crimes md#hilson#hugh laurie#rsl#robert sean leonard#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#r/okbuddyvicodin#tw sui attempt#tw self h4rm#tw self harm#tw self harm mention#dead poets society#dps#yes robert sean leonard aka neil perry from dead poets society is the second main character in this show#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.
he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.
he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.
rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.
#rsl would hate me for saying this. hugh laurie would love me for it.#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#james wilson#rsl#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#gregory house#greg house#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)
#first scene together vs last scene together#the gays successfully ran away together in canon#VICTORY!!#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#we got to see hugh laurie’s dilf maturity and rsl’s twink death#we truly are blessed#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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their asses should NOT be granted medical licenses
#HOW did they convince people that they were sane#hate crimes md#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#house md#gregory house#james wilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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james wilson and His Face.
#i’m crying at the first one#what is with this man#biteable as hell#him face#wilson muppet face appreciation post#robert sean leonard#rsl#james wilson#hugh laurie#gregory house#hilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.
house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.
no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.
#you don’t do that just because you think someone looks like a cool friend#also wilson was apparently the only ‘interesting’ person at the conference even before his outburst#pray tell house. what was so interesting about a guy walking around with a folder?#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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this show ended almost 12 years ago. it’s trending.
it’s also charting on netflix.
the absolute show of all time it will go down in history as being such a Show.
#hilson#hugh laurie#rsl#robert sean leonard#hate crimes md#house md#james wilson#gregory house#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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#wilson muppet face appreciation post#james wilson#robert sean leonard#rsl#gregory house#hugh laurie#hilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
#and very gay#like seriously.#it’s actually beautiful and profound in so many ways#but that part is often drowned out by the insanity#just like how all the characters in the show are incredibly repressed and use slur-jokes to deflect#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#rsl#robert sean leonard#gregory house#james wilson#and yes this post is an almost verbatim quote from something i posted earlier today#but i thought it deserved its own post#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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one of the best things about house md is that throughout all 8 seasons both house and wilson randomly bring up tidbits of queer culture that they would have absolutely no reason to know if they were straight
#hate crimes md#hilson#yeah wilson why DO you know so much about the village people?#house md#house is 100% bi#and i’m convinced wilson is gay#cause who sleeps with that many women and chooses another man over all of them#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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i will now be needing david tennant to appear as an extra at least once a series.
like he’s never in the action, he’s just walking down the street or getting groceries while the (main) doctor runs past in a frenzy. he might look after them for a second, but then he’ll just go back to texting donna about what kind of ice cream rose wants.
#he has approximately 7 seconds of screen time#and no lines#he’s just there chillin#is this a good idea? no. but it’s funny so#doctor who#david tennant#catherine tate#ncuti gatwa#tenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#10th doctor#14th doctor#donna noble#15th doctor#the giggle#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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i actually hate house and wilson like what do you mean you talk about railing each other constantly and you live together and you’re the only people you want during the most important times of your lives and you canonically say i love you but when one of you is dying you refuse to say it unless they try everything imaginable to survive and you quite literally can’t live without each other and you nearly die multiple times because of it and you save yourselves for each other and you run away from everyone and everything to ride off in the sunset together and live out the last days of your lives just with each other. what do you fucking mean.
#just fuck already#I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCKCKNCKXK#SHUT UPPPP THEY NEED TO STOP#they are so horrible for this#all of it#absolutely disgusting#someone restrain them. and me. please i’m losing it.#*i must clarify that all of these tags are affectionate. i care about them and ship them to an obscene degree.*#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#house md#gregory house#james wilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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“a non-traditional romantic story”
“a great sort of weird romantic love”
“the show’s central core relationship”
#rsl cried when this interview was published#hilson#hugh laurie#david shore#robert sean leonard#rsl#hugh laurie you’re my hero#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#house md#hate crimes md#james wilson#gregory house#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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house m.d. + text
#credit: me!#sorry that the quality is absolute shite idk how that happened#hugh laurie#rsl#hilson#robert sean leonard#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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i feel like there are a few ways a hilson first kiss would happen:
- house gets so fed up with wilson’s astronomical levels of repression that he just says fuck it and kisses wilson on the mouth
- wilson gets so fed up with his own repression that he just says fuck it and kisses house on the mouth
- house is in the middle of a really tough case or withdrawal or smth and he and wilson are talking and they just collide with each other like magnets
- they’re in the middle of an argument and wilson is making all these declarations about house and his psyche and house is like “well here’s one thing you don’t know about me” and he kisses wilson
- one of them unexpectedly kisses the other as a “joke” (to piss of a homophobe, to crash a hospital fundraiser, to confuse their colleagues) and the other goes through a fucking emotional rollercoaster
if we had actually gotten an on-screen kiss, it probably would’ve been some mix of all of these because everyone involved in this show was insane and feral and intent on producing the most wild moments in the history of television
#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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