#but it's weird that it happened twice.
Text
Exarch: "Throw wide the gates!"
Vishzahn: "Which gates?!"
Exarch: "THE gates! They're closed!"
Been replaying cutscenes, and enjoying ShB content again, which lead me to this new bit of silly headcanon.
Definitely a running joke between the two from here forward. Little Miqo'te demanding the door be opened, for no other reason than it being closed.
Vishzahn: "It took you how many tries to get the SSR Scion?"
G'raha: *awkward silence.*
Vishzahn: "Did you... Pay to win?"
G'raha: "Maaaybe"
Also makes me think of this video
youtube
#shadowbringers spoilers#ffxiv#shadowbringers#ffxiv wol#crystal exarch#ff14 gpose#absolutely silly#I love them both#Vishzahn's sense of humor stems from a long life of absolutely bonkers things happening to him#he rolls with the punches#but this silly scene has been in my head for days#g'raha tia#humor#Instructions unclear#Poor Gacha luck Tia#If Vishzahn had a nickel for every time he was called through the rift#that may not seem like a lot#but it's weird that it happened twice.#Youtube
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠
#hades game#ryuunart#zagreus#melinoe#persephone#hades 2#if she had an obol for every time her kids were raised by a hot tall goth woman she’d have two obols#which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh
(This idea has been done before butttt I still wanna explore it)
What if instead of the JL believing that phantom is a ghost they just believe he is a very much overpowered meta with stereotypical ghost powers.
like in this AU, Phantom would have successfully gotten in contact the JL and got the GIW shot down, the JL thinking that the GIW were making false claims about a different species so they could experiment on metahumans with unique abilities. The Fentons works are under extreme watch and everything they do / want to research is heavily reviewed. Phantom ended up joining the Young Justice league.
So because JL assumed that Dannys 'ghost form' was just to keep his ID from being reveled, as no one would look for his real ideantity and if they did they would look at people who have died. Batman thought it was a genius strategy.
But then one of his teammates (im thinking either RR of Superboy) mentions that in all this time phantom hasn't aged a single bit
(I'm thinking that his ghost look never aged since he died, basically forever 14 in that form)
And Dannys brutally honest like "Of course I don't age im dead" while rolling his eyes.
And everyone stops and takes a full look at him really analyzing him.
And his teammate just has the loading screen on their heads and they just say: oh I thought that you that-
And they can't even complete a sentence cause their baffled.
And Dannys shrugs like it isn't a big deal: Yeah I've said this before, lab accident I died but came back. Anyways I have paperwork to do royal duties u know.
And he just leaves everyone to have a mental crisis over someone they knew died at such a young age and that they came back only to protect people.
Meanwhile Batman's over in the corner inputting 100s of questions into google
'Is it legal to adopt the ghost of a child'
'Can someone call cps on a families ghost'
'how to take care of ghosts 101'
'what do ghosts like'
'ghost customs'
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#Batman : if I had a nickel for every time a kid died and came back I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
can't believe the peak character design for THE Lucifer Morningstar is an out-of-touch overprotective dad, who would do anything for his kid(s), and is trying to connect with them but instead he accidentally makes them think he doesn't give a shit and ends up giving them serious daddy issues
#their aesthetics & personality are COMPLETE opposites but at the core they're the same and it's doing something to my brain chemistry#something about two dimes not being a lot but it sure is weird it happened twice#what the fuck is a nickel#hazbin hotel#lucifer#obey me#hazbin hotel lucifer#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#obey me!#om lucifer#om! lucifer#obey me! lucifer#swd lucifer
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
quick doodle
#scribbles' post#scribbles' art#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#jizzie#actually obsessed w the fact joel put lizzie's ocean god self in his shrine#i went haha what if he makes lizzie part of the shrine and then he did it#im having so many feels guys#if i had a dollar. for every tike a green themed mcyt whose skin is basically cosplay joined a popular smp and connected his wife to it#by treating her as a goddess. id have two dollars. which isnt a lot but goddamn. weird that it happened twice
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy Valentines Day! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
AUGHHH I FINALLY FINISHED MY COMIC 😭😭😭😭😭 ibis paint says I spent 29 hours on it what??? Sob sob, this had a rather short deadline/work period, so I’m not completely happy with some panels, but I hope the story itself makes sense! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Edit: FJFJSJDJF TYSM TO EVERYONES KIND WORDS AHHHH!! 😭🫶🫶🫶💖💖💖💖 NVM IM COMPLETELY HAPPY WITH HIW THIS COMIC TURNED OUT
A huge thank you to @masquerade-of-misery for the inspiration for this story! I know it deviated quite a bit from your original idea, but it made me wonder what Crowley would see in his dream in Book 7, in regards to the Crowley-Levan theory. Thank you so much! 💖💖💖💖🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
I hope everyone has a good Valentine’s Day as possible, and I’m wishing you all the best of luck and sending all my love 🫶🫶🫶💖💖💖 thanks for reading my comic!
#if I had a nickel every time I essentially crucified Crowley in my comics#I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice#twisted wonderland#twst#dire crowley#twst dire crowley#twst Crowley#twst spoilers#twst meleanor#twst meleanor draconia#twst levan#twst malleus#twst malleus draconia#kallistopost#my art#twst comic#twst fanart#crowley is levan theory
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Jazz and Johnny got...way more involved that Danny will ever want to know.
And Jazz, very liminal, actually fell pregnant.
She opted to leave for a bit, have the baby, and adopt it out. It was half ghost and half very liminal human, she had no idea what the GIW would do to it.
So she left on an "extended study trip", gave birth, gave it over to the adoption agency, warned them there was a high chance the kid would be a meta, and went about recovering.
Unbeknownst to her, that baby was immediately stolen by one Sheila Haywood for the purposes of tax fraud.
From there, the baby was given to Willis Todd, after Sheila lied and said that he was the father.
From there, the baby was put under the care of Catharine Todd, who died far too young.
From there, the kid tried to steal Batman's tires so he wouldn't starve.
Fast forward, and Jason Todd, now an adult, decides to pay a visit to the new head Psychologist of Arkham to vet the lady.
He ends up staring into a set of eyes that mirror his own, and when he runs the DNA from the hair he stole off of her, it comes back positive that yeah.
That's his mom.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#jason doesn't know what to do with this information#this is the second surprise mom he's ever gotten#and it's weird that it happened twice#which means that if willis wasn't his dad#then who the fuck was#idk i just thought “it'd be pretty neat if Jason was literally half undead and that's why superboy prime could rezz him so easily”
916 notes
·
View notes
Text
Went to see Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse again and has anyone else done this yet or
#spiderman atsv#atsv miguel#miguel o'hara#the spot#atsv memes#listen it’s weird that it happened twice#i spent an absurd amount of time painting over this for the sake of a meme
3K notes
·
View notes
Note
Demian is a clone of Bruce and Talia son whom died thanks to his grandfather actions. The pit failed to bring him back. Well back to them the timing of him being placed in the pit was the second time Jack and Maddie Fenton got their Portal to open just long enough to spit out a very hurt boy.
"I do not see why the Superboy being a clone is such a problem, Kent," Damian grunts, cutting off Clark mid-vent of Conner. He had come to part take in his first ever Sleep Over with Jon.
While the boys have gone upstairs to set up Damian's sleeping place Bruce once again tries to speak about mentoring Conner. It's not as bad as when Conner was first found but things were still strained between them.
It didn't help that whenever Clark fought against Lex's newest scheme, he would fall back to his mistrust of Conner. Tim's mood continually worsened around that time, too, since his boyfriend always returned to him slightly more broken by Clark's inability to trust him.
"You can not tell me the man of steel is so close-minded?"
"Damian," Bruce warns, but his son only raises a brow. He crosses the room to stand before the man of steel, crossing his arms over his chest to copy Alfred's disappointed stance.
"I'm not close-minded for being weary of a clone." Clark starts, face shifting into a defensive scowl.
"I am a clone, and you do not seem to mind my presence. Why is Superboy so different? Surely not the fact he has a boyfriend. I remind you said boyfriend is my brother-"
"What do you mean you are a clone?" Clark cuts in, voice laced with shock. Even Bruce seems baffled by his words when Damian glances at his father.
He squints at both men, trying to figure out what they are playing at.. "I am a clone. You are aware of this."
"No, I certainly am not aware," Bruce grunts, taking a threatening step forward. "What happened to Damian?
"Nothing happened to me, Father. I am standing right before you," Damian gestures to his healthy body. Jon chooses to fly down the stairs with a cheer, and he gives him a look that has the super son pausing. "Our fathers are behaving strangely."
Jon doesn't hesitate to blast his laser eyes at Clark with a quick "Sorry, Dad!"
"Johnathan Samuel Kent!" Clark snaps, having dodged the surprise attack but only barely. The boy freezes in the air, staring wide eyes at his parent, but Damian snaps out his arms and moves to lift his friend into the air with a quick
"I'm sorry! You can ground me when I get you free of mind control!" He shouts, flying right out the window. Bruce tries to stop them by flinging a net at them but Damian counters with his own batarang. The two are dots on the horizon as Damian's voice fades.
"We shall free you soon, Father!"
Bruce narrows his eyes at them but holds up his arm when Clark plants his feet in a position he usually makes when he's about to take flight. It speaks of the trust and years of friendship that the other man stays rooted to the kitchen tile instead of chasing his child.
"What is it, Bruce?" The man asks with slight impatience.
"They seem convinced we knew of Damian's status." Bruce holds up a hand again when Clark opens his mouth to argue. "Let me check something."
In quick motion, he pulls out his phone and places a call. Placing the speaker on, despite the fact Clark could have easily heard every word without it, Bruce holds the phone between them as Tim cheerfully answers.
" 'Sup B."
"Chum, is Damian a clone?"
".....ugh yeah? You know that."
"I do?"
"Yeah, you do. He said so when he first showed up. I mean word per word, "I am not like the rest. I am a copy of perfection, made from the DNA of Father and Mother in an artificial womb." Tim says mockingly, repeating what Damian had said the first night Bruce and the rest met him.
"He meant a literal copy. " Bruce repeats, mystified. "Does that mean I have another son out there?"
Tim goes silent, as his boy tends to do when he knows something but is unsure how to say it. Bruce barely refrains from snapping at him to tell him everything. Tim has a bad reaction to what he sees as disapproval. They talked about it plenty together and with Dinah on what triggers his issues stemming from his upbringing.
"B......Damian was made because Ra's killed the original. In a mock duel when he was nine." Tim's voice is gentle, but it does nothing to soften the devastating blow his words cause. "They tried to save him in the Lazarus, but he never rose. They had enough of his DNA around to make Damian two years later and forced him to match the original's age. Ra's had everything in his files, and Damian has talked about his original plenty of times. I'm sorry. I thought you knew."
Clark places a firm hand on Bruce's shoulder, speaking softly, but he can't hear him. All he can hear is the ringing in his own ears as he realizes that, once again, he has lost a part of his family. Distantly, he knows Clark has helped him into a chair, but he can't really understand his surroundings.
It's like he's watching himself from outside his body as Clark takes the phone out of his slack hold to speak to a distressed Tim, who frantically asks if he's alright.
"What-" he chocks after a moment. "What was his name?"
"Oh, Bruce," Clark whispers in a sympathetic tone as Tim answers.
"Danyal. His name was Danyal."
It's a lovely name. He weeps into his hands for the boy it belongs to as his best friend holds him through grief. They tell Tim to find Jon and Damian so he can break down in private.
A few states over, Danny Fenton sneezes violently three times. His friend Tucker gives him a teasing smile.
"Oh, some girl is crying over you!"
"As if" He laughs punching the other in the arm "Who would cry over little old me?"
Master Post Link
#dcxdpdabbles#dc x dp crossover#The Orginal#Damian is Danny's clone#Itf Danny had a nickle for everytime he been clone he had two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happen twice#Yes he left Danyal life behind him#He's Danny now#The supersons were halfway across the country when Superboy caught up to them#Tigger warning: Disassociation#Grief#Very little but there#Jon trusts Damian to the point he only needs a look before taking action
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
"am I falling in love with this person" my brother in christ you're just not used to having friends you genuinely like.
#if i had a nickel for every time i thought i might be falling in love with my best friend when i'm just not to loving my friends#i would have two nickels and i'm starting to think the implications of it happening twice are more sad than they are weird
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Meme redraw
OG Rayman prefers to choose kindness whenever he can...
V.2 :
But sometimes, you gotta send a message.
#...that's the second time I draw a relatively pacifist cartoonish character choosing violence in the span of 2 years#and he's purple themed too...kinda#uh#it's not much but it's weird it happened twice#oh well#ramon#rayman#it's been a struggle with those pictures bc guess what#I had to format the computer#and I *thought* I had all my CSP materials backed up in a file#but apparently they changed the placement of the material files without a warning and I didn't back up jack on the cloud#I have a few brushes I had put aside just in case and did well to do so#but all the brush and presets I've created are gone...color palettes included#i am an adult i am not going to cry#back up your material files kids#don't be like me#meme
981 notes
·
View notes
Text
The 2012 TMNT boys have died or have almost died so often that, at this point, they probably have some sort of unspoken “no one’s declared dead until we find the body” rule.
#if I had a nickel for everytime a turtle got disintegrated during this show I’d have two nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#also see: Leo nearly dies more than four different times#I’m not even going to touch on how often Splinter nearly dies#or the fact he DIED TWICE#my god they couldn’t catch a break#tmnt#tmnt 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#2012 raph#donatello#2012 leo#2012 donnie#2012 mikey#michaelangelo#raphael#leonardo#donnie#leo#raph#mikey#tmnt leo#tmnt raph#tmnt mikey#tmnt donnie#tmnt leo 2012#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt raphael#tmnt donatello#tmnt leonardo
597 notes
·
View notes
Text
"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"
"Why'not?"
#good omens#aziracrow#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#david tennant#ineffable idiots#ineffable brainrot#crowley x aziraphale#michael sheen#comic relief#im not even sorry#agressive car salesman#if i had a nickel for every time david tennant tried to aggressively sell me a car he was too big for id have 2 nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#incorrect quote good omens
809 notes
·
View notes
Text
you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question
#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes#apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters#and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell#this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period#i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me#and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for#honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding#not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20#this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually#(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk)#anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know#oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
discussion: would gale accept only getting a few decades with his partner because he’s a squishy human OR would he go the lich route a la barry bluejeans
#ramble#bg3#gale dekarios#today i realised that gale would only get 40-60 years with cyra and she’d have centuries without him and i got sad#i’m v curious what everyone else thinks???#bc on one hand he was very willing to just explode but that was probably a guilt thing?#but also i feel like. he wants to do more stuff#maybe i’m just not over barold j. bluejeans turning himself into the essence of his magic to be with his elf wife forever idk#if i had a nickel for every time i became deranged over a human wizard with a rabid elf wife with red hair#i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
659 notes
·
View notes
Text
Weighing your cats
#if i had a nickle for everytime ive drawn odile scruffing siffrin#id have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat odile#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#in tales of time#in tales of time au#isat siffrin#isat loop
362 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
makeitrightseries
Make It Right: The Series
humhalelujah
do not accept the fate of the moon
fuckyeahpipesofpan
Pipes of Pan
andielion
YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOAKED
cvriosities
the volume in this bus is astronomical