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swann-song · 1 month
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of all the silly men that swann has played, i award martin of crawl the biggest loser of them all 🏆👏👏
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nouvellevqgue · 7 months
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WHO'S FRED? ✷ ﹙ MAX VERSTAPPEN﹚
SUMMARY: other than being his cat lady, his girlfriend got her master in halloween dress-up too.
A SEQUEL TO: MISS CRAZY CAT LADY. . .
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OCTOBER 29, 2022
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username WAIT IS THIS MAX'S CAT LADY???????
username hold up you
username no marc content????☹️☹️☹️
username can't believe max bagged her
⤷ maxverstappen1 i can't believe it too
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⤷ yourusername jimmy.
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⤷ username maxverstappen1 look max she's doing it again
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oh look how cute you are🥰
i love you
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so bad that you're not with me rn:(
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sorry sweetheart, i promise next year
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don't promise something you can't fulfill, you know.
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OCTOBER 2023
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yourusername waiting on my mystery machine... 🚘👻
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username SHE ATE AND DELIVERED
username slay soul sister
username DAPHNE LOOKS VERY GOOD ON YOUUU OMG
redbullracing daphne to our fred
⤷ maxverstappen1 who's fred?
⤷ yourusername i'm going to delete all my memory about you asking this publicly 🫣
⤷ redbullracing oopsie🫢
landonorris maxverstappen1 HA! GOTCHA
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⤷ username mom look they're fighting
lilymhe probably next time we'll be winx
⤷ yourusername great idea i'll be ordering the wigs from now on. 💇‍♀️🦋
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⤷ yourusername I'M YOUR BIGHRST FAN SIR
⤷ username she is me like literally
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username okay hear me out...
username NAH WE DON'T NEED THEM ACTRESS BUT HER FOR DAPHNE
username okay daphne, BUT MAN VELMA?????? on the ground rn
username why aren't max there?
⤷ yourusername he's busy for being a sombrero man in mexico🙃
⤷ maxverstappen1 could be that
username AW MAX CMON WE HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING FROM YOU
⤷ yourusername nExT yEaR iS oUR YeAR maxverstappen1
⤷ maxverstappen1 why am i scared
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maxverstappen1 funny how it's supposed to be spooky today...
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yourusername the caption is quite cheesy though...
⤷ maxverstappen1 i know, charles tell me that
⤷ carlossainz55 well you shouldn't trust him about instagram captions
username charles being the one who make the caption is just making me draw an x on my bingo card for today
⤷ username is he that bad?
⤷ username DARLING HE'S WORSE THAN BAD
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⤷ username i mean after i see his instagram captions, it's all make sense now
username BUT AW MY GAAAHD THEY'RE SO CUTE LET ME DRINK LAVA RN
username HEY IT SHOULD BE SPOOKY TODAY (this month)
⤷ username i know he did this to made up his absence last year
⤷ maxverstappen1 an attempt has been made🤷
username but look at them in both twitter and instagram. they're having the best time of their life like damn i want it too
username are you happy to be in paris?
⤷ yourusername [pierre's voice] oui 🥐🥖🍷
⤷ username she's so mood
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prismaticpichu · 6 months
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One day, deciding that ShinRa’s finest SOLDIERs are far too distracted during work hours, Lazard decides to implement a security browser that allows him to see what the Firsts are searching for online. Just to make sure they’re staying on track. Just to make sure they know their own intelligence and don’t need to rely on the World Wide Web.
Morbidly curious, he decides to take a look at the results after the first day.
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Genesis’s Search History:
• Is Mona Lisa dead?
• Is the color red better than silver?
• Is WWE real?
• is the color brown better than silver
• what’s the adjective for one without love?
• How to be emo
• What’s the first book in the Bible
• Are rapiers better than katanas
• Does ice expire
• why do people tell me to shut up
• Are phoenixes better than cats
• is it illegal to steal a street sign
• How to put out a microwave fire
• can metal go in the microwave
• why the hell does my friend have slitted pupils
• how can I get slitted pupils?
• contacts with slitted pupils low price
• silver elite homepage
Angeal’s Search History:
• my kids are fighting what do I do
• my adult kids are fighting what do I do
• seafood pasta recipes
• my teenager won’t stop eating cinnamon dog biscuits what do I do
• is it practical to carry a sword you never use
• what temperature should cacti be kept at
• where is the internet
• do sunglasses make you cool
• honor synonyms
• what is lucid dreaming
• Kraft mac and cheese
• is ShinRa ethical
• is “puppy” considered derogatory
• is it normal for your friend to growl
• are plants good listeners
• what are phoenixes
• why does my teenager never listen
• local diners help wanted
• is it possible to send two adults to military school
• how do I delete my last search
Sephiroth’s Search History:
• is it normal to growl
• Why are my pupils slitted
• is silver hair natural
• chemical composition of a single strand of spaghetti
• cute panda videos
• are sprinkles edible
• is it normal to hear voices in my sleep
• is silver a better color than red
• how to tell someone to shut up in a language they do not speak
• are trees sentient
• cute seal videos
• is my father my father
• is it incorrect to be shirtless
• why is it incorrect to be shirtless
• is it normal to be able to lift a jeep
• can the human body handle the consumption of a mole of spaghetti noodles
• current day slang
• loveless SparkNotes
• how to tell my friends that I love them
Zack’s Search History:
• What do anteaters eat
• What is a city people live in called
• Sodium chloride
• What is the square root of one
• who invented walking
• Loveless SparkNotes
• Does General Sephiroth like hugs?
• world squat record
• Are sombreros allowed in the military
• How many marshmallows can fit inside of a whale
• I GOT MY FRIEND’S SWORD DIRTY DO I TAKE IT TO THE DRY CLEANERS
• where does the word laptop come from
• how much water is too much
• how to make my mentor proud
• Do rattlesnakes actually have beans in their tails
• how many pounds of pepperoni is unhealthy
• How much of Dr Dolittle is true
• How to tell someone they are loved and wanted
• sophisticated words of today
• why are they called graham crackers
• toaster alarm clocks
~~~
Lazard closes the computer, letting his head fall into his hands.
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missvalentine142 · 7 months
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It's You: New Collection Out!
Sam Kim is one of my favorite korean singer, so I wanted to do a collection with one of his songs, this way “It’s you” was originated, I found this song to be very cute overall, the music, the lyrics and the MV so to represent this, the pieces are similar in style.
It’s you is a very feminine and sweet collection, it consist of 10 new pieces 3 Exclusives ones (Tier TL) *attach to a different post* and:
1 Short Dress / 3 Tops / 1 Short Skirt / 1 Long Skirt / 1 Bucket Hat
Exclusive: 1 Long Dress / 1 Pants / 1 Top
You can download everything in this post (next image show which piece is by the name)
TY & LY
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Sam Kim es uno de mis cantantes coreanos favoritos, así que quise hacer una colección con una de sus canciones, de esta manera se originó "It's you", encontré esta canción muy tierna en general, la música, la letra y el MV así que para representar esto, las piezas son similares en estilo.
It's you es una colección muy femenina y dulce, consta de 10 nuevas piezas 3 Exclusivas (Tier TL) *adjuntas en otra publicación* y:
1 Vestido Corto / 3 Tops / 1 Falda Corta / 1 Falda Larga / 1 Sombrero
Exclusivo: 1 Vestido Largo / 1 Pantalón / 1 Top
Puedes descargar todo en este post (la siguiente imagen muestra que pieza es por el nombre)
Gracias por tu apoyo!
Patreon Full Collection
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jade-kyo · 11 months
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Non-Red vs Blue fans guess the fake fact: results!
Find the og post here
Alright time to finally review the results! Correct answer is at the bottom of this post for those not interested in all of the results and explanations!
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So the most highly voted option at 23% was Elijah Wood which I’m sorry to say is incorrect! Elijah Wood was a voice actor in the series. He played the role of Sigma! What this big name actor is doing in a random web series I have no idea but it’s still one of the wildest things to me.
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Now the aspirin overdose comes in with 17.3% and got mentioned a lot in the notes and it is also incorrect. However I will admit to some poor wording on my part because it was actually an allergic reaction not an overdose. That’s a genuine oopsies on my part 😅
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Florida sinking into the ocean gets a 10.1% and is also incorrect! The state of Florida does in fact sink into the ocean and it’s implied this was to cover up the disappearance of Agent Florida (who is also the guy who dies from the aspirin)
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The gay guy, who’s name is Donut btw, becoming Jesus comes in with 8.3% and is in fact very real. He even walks on water. It was wild and tbh I barely remember it cause it’s from a season I dislike but it was too wild not to include.
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With 7.2% I can say for sure that the giant killer robot is indeed dressed up in cute hats! Specifically a sombrero! Also the robots name is Freckles.
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CPR for a bullet wound in the head gets 6.7% and is in fact considered effective medical care. Now I will say this later gets retconned and it turns out the guy didn’t actually get shot in the head the bullet just grazed him and his armor locked up making them all think he was dying- hence the choice of word being considered. The characters fully believe it but the CPR did not actually save him cause he wasn’t even hurt to begin with.
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The crazy love triangle comes in with 4.7% and is also very canon and is exactly as it’s said. There’s literally just this insane love triangle for like two seasons- honestly the only love triangle plot I ever enjoyed.
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With a solid 4% I can say that there is in fact canon mpreg! Hurray? Idk man this one’s exactly as it sounds. Dude got knocked up by an alien.
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In last place with 2.5% of votes is the main character dying repeatedly. This is also incorrect. First off this guy is named Church which very funny on its own. Secondly it’s actually one of the first running jokes in the series how much this dude dies. Until it’s not a joke 🫠 also a few people pointed out RvB doesn’t have a main character and while I agree I felt it was simpler just to call Church the main character for this poll since it’s designed for people who haven’t seen RvB and I would argue that the majority of the narrative centers around Church even when he’s not there.
And now for the correct answer, coming in at third place with 16.1% is Caboose is god!
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Now I will fully confess to being sneaky with this one. This is actually a joke made within the series but it is not true at all. Caboose is not actually god and the platypus is just that fucked up. I knew nothing I could come up with would be able to match the absurdity of this series so I decided to twist a few words so that way everything seemed equally fucked up.
And that concludes the poll! I will now leave you off with a few honorable mentions that did not make the Final Cut:
They have a Spanish speaking robot. None of them speak Spanish.
He’s a ghost but not actually a ghost but actually a highly advanced computer program
Woman has mega beef with an AI copy of her dead mom
The highly advanced computer program can’t aim for shit
The first 5 seasons were revealed to actually be a prolonged torture session
Dude chases his dead gf through multiple iteration of the same memory
Woman developed a sibling like bond with an AI copy of her extremely neglectful father
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space-matt · 4 months
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almost a golf date pt.2
chris.sturniolo x fem.reader
summary: after a long time you can spend an evening with your boyfriend.. finally.
cw: NOT FOR MINOR 18! SMUT! like p in v unprotected, fingering, blowjob etc..
author note: sorry for the late but the studying was taking me a lot of time. Also I don’t think a will do a series of it! but tell me your thoughts ♡
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English is not my first language, if you see grammar and typing mistakes, I apologize in advance! I just ask you not to be rude to me ♡
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"I’m taking you out tonight, so I recommend you dress up because the first date never gets forgotten"
As the time draws near, you feel a mixture of emotions. On one hand, you're happy that you get to spend time alone with him, but on the other hand, you're nervous because you've never been on a date with him before.
Standing in front of your closet, you try to decide what to wear. You want to look your best, but you also want to be comfortable. After much deliberation, you settle on a black skirt and a red top. You leave your hair loose and apply some simple makeup - eyeliner, mascara, and a touch of blush - to complete your look.
As you make your way to the living room, you catch sight of Chris, looking more handsome than ever. He turns around and looks at you, and you can't help but feel a little shy. Nick, Chris's brother, is sitting on the couch, watching Love Island. "So, are you two going out or just staring at each other all night?" he jokes.
Chris grabs the car keys, and you follow him out to the car. This time, he's driving, and you take the passenger seat. You immediately start scrolling through your Spotify playlist, searching for the perfect song. As you drive to your destination, you sing along to the music, feeling Chris's hand on your thigh every once in a while, sending shivers down your spine.
Finally, you arrive at a cute little taco restaurant with a Mexican theme. The interior is decorated with sombreros and colorful artwork, and lively music fills the air. You settle in and order your food, enjoying the ambiance of the place.
As you're eating, two young girls - probably around 13 or 14 years old - approach your table. They seem a little nervous but excited to meet you. They tell you that they're big fans of Chris and ask for a picture with him. Chris happily obliges, and you can't help but feel a little proud to be sitting next to him.
"Hi Chris! Can we take a picture with you?" one of the girls asked, beaming with excitement.
Chris smiled warmly and nodded. He posed for the camera with both of them, while you sat at a nearby table, watching the exchange. The other girl turned to you and asked, "But are you two together?" Her words seemed to hang in the air, as if everyone was waiting for your response.
Chris looked in your direction, seeking your consent, even though he had previously kept your relationship a secret. You returned a warm smile and he responded, "Yes, she is my girlfriend." With those words, everyone seemed to relax, and the air was filled with a sense of happiness and contentment.
They both looked at you and exclaimed, "You are good together! You are so gorgeous. Thank you so much again for the photos." Their words were kind and sincere, and you felt a sense of gratitude wash over you.
As the girls headed back to their table, you couldn't help but feel a deep sense of connection to Chris, and a sense of joy at the exchange that had just taken place.
''Damn.. I just made our relationship official'' he says laughing a little ''I’m glad you want to get involved.. I know how you feel and knowing that we’re taking a step forward makes me proud of you'' you talk while you take his hand and weave your fingers, and he in all response approaches kissing the back of the hand.
The rest of the night was wonderful. The food was delicious, we laughed a lot, and Chris kept looking at me in a way that made our relationship feel official. What more could I have asked for?night so much th We enjoyed the at after finishing dinner, we went to an ice cream shop to get a tray of ice cream to share on our way back home.
As you enjoy your favorite taste Chris’s hand moves from your thigh more and more to the side of your underwear, so unexpected that you are soon choking on ice cream. 
You turn to him and find him looking down the street with a mischievous smile on his face. His hand continued to trace circles in your inner thigh, moving over the fabric of your panties. This gesture only made you shiver as you felt that you were slowly starting to get wet. 
Only when parked in the driveway of the house take off his hand getting out of the car, the same action you do so you take his hand and drag him inside the house, heading immediately to his room.
Once inside you take his face kissing him with enthusiasm, your tongues immediately stick in the mouth of the other, and from the moment you can not hold back a groan, a thing that doesn’t go unnoticed at Chris ''Uh you’re so needy'' he says whispering in your ear with his hand holding your breast, and you in response moan yet 
''Please'' you say with thin voice ''Please what. tell. me. now. '' asks you kissing your neck ''Please i need you'' reply throwing your head back
So as you keep kissing, you head to the bed, where Chris starts taking off your skirt and top and leaving you alone with your panties on, you undo his pants while he takes off his shirt;
He gets on top of you and you keep on kissing, meanwhile, your hands go in your pants and the other starts playing with your weak points. Between one kiss and the other from yours, I do nothing but groan of approval.
Slowly Chris goes down to the height of your breasts and starts sucking them leading you to arch your back and making you collide in your hips ''Christopher please do something'' you say closing your eyes needy ''Oh god I love when you call me with my entire name'' says taking off your mutant to then lower with his head between your thighs starting to kiss your wet lips while with two fingers enters inside you doing slow movements ''This- uh - is so good'' you say by putting your hands in search of something to hold on to. 
His kisses are replaced by his tongue coming to your entrance coming to suck the liquid that slowly came out ''Damn babe you are so good but don’t come now'' he says pulling himself up and showing his big erection under his underwear.
You also get up from bed and approach him by lowering them, to let out its entire length with already some juice on the tip, with a ready hand you grab it by putting it in your mouth and kneeling. 
With both sides of your body start to make movements up and down, pumping more and more with Chris’s hand behind your nape so you go deeper and deeper. 
In the room echoed only the short breath of Chris who arrived almost at the peak took away from all perfect lips, picked you up, and with a direct gesture slipped inside you starting to enter and exit while you kissed. 
Everything was going so well, the passion that there was between you two was high enough to finish the act by coming both at the same time in bed. 
One thing you noticed every time you made love was how Chris took care of you, you both went to the bathroom and cleaned up and then slept with him on top of you almost as if you didn’t want to run away.
''You make me feel good in every way, you make me a better man'' whispers with closed eyes, hugging you with his head on your chest ''I love you babe'' you say closing your eyes.
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sleepanonymous · 24 days
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I almost captured lemongate when I was in Albuquerque and I need to SCREAM about it 😭😭😭
At least I caught IV looking cute in his mini spider weed sombrero 🥲
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darkimpala1897 · 1 year
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Things Eddie has said to Wayne because he has no filter.
Eddie answering the phone it was one of Wayne's friend not knowing he had one.
Eddie: "Oh, hello sorry the dinosaurs are busy right now.
Wayne walking into the room looking at his nephew.
Wayne: "What are you doing?"
Eddie turning towards Wayne with a smile.
Eddie: "Oh wait one of the dinosaurs is here. It's for you Wayne."
Eddie hands over the phone laughing under his breath.
Wayne: "Very cute, very funny."
Wayne takes the phone shaking his head.
Eddie: "It's pretty funny, did you get it it's cause your old."
Wayne covering the mouth piece nodded.
Wayne: "Oh I got it just fine."
Eddie trying to start a conversation at the dinner table.
Eddie: "I walked into Chrissy's room once and I tripped on a bra."
Wayne putting his head down knowing what was coming, Steve had no idea.
Eddie: "It was a booby trap."
Steve trying not to laugh because that was horrible even for Eddie.
Eddie following after his uncle who was trying to escape him.
Eddie: "What is a bunch of kittens called?"
Wayne afraid of what's gonna come out of his nephews mouth still answers
Wayne: "You mean a litter?"
Eddie: "What's a litter?"
Wayne shaking his head wondering where Eddie's brain disappeared to.
Wayne: "A bunch of kittens Edward."
Wayne just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. Eddie coming out of nowhere.
Eddie: "What did the triangle do to the circle?"
Wayne looking towards his nephew, he grumbles something under his breath.
Wayne: "Oh god here we go again."
Eddie laying on the living room floor staring at the ceiling well Wayne made breakfast.
Eddie: "I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went."
Wayne looks over the counter at his nephew wondering where he was going with this.
Eddie: "Then it dawned on me."
Wayne shaking his head, he feels like he's living with his sister all over again.
Eddie walking through the door Steve right behind him.
Eddie: "I forgot to throw a boomerang once."
Steve looking towards him confused.
Eddie: "But it came back to me."
Wayne could be heard groaning from wherever he was.
Eddie couldn't sleep so he goes and bugs his uncle.
Eddie: "What did the mermaid wear to her math class?"
Wayne who was trying to sleep looks towards Eddie.
Wayne: "I don't know what?"
Eddie: "An algae bra."
Wayne groans grabbing his pillow tempted to smother his nephew.
Eddie on a field trip, Wayne unfortunately had to chaperone.
Eddie looking a dinosaur, he points it out to Wayne.
Eddie: "Look, this one looks like a chicken."
Wayne looking at he nods agreeing.
Wayne: "Well fun fact of the day, paleontologists believed that birds came from dinosaurs."
Eddie looks towards his uncle.
Eddie: "Well look at you being Mr. Professor."
On that same field trip.
Eddie looking at the planets.
Eddie: "Hey Wayne, name all the planets?"
Wayne thinking about it for a second.
Wayne: "My very educated mother just served us nice pizzas."
Eddie blinking at him confused.
Eddie: "Are you having a stroke?"
Eddie laying upside down on the couch watching TV.
Eddie: "A backwards poet writes in verse."
Wayne wondering what he's on about now.
Wayne: "Do you even get what that means?"
Eddie shaking his head.
Eddie: "No of course not Wayne."
Eddie standing with Wayne as the upside down potals activate.
Eddie: "People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."
Wayne looking at his nephew with the seriously look.
Eddie: "Too soon uh?"
Eddie putting a ridiculous hat on Wayne.
Wayne glaring at him.
Wayne: "Eddie seriously?"
Eddie nods smiling.
Eddie: "It's my birthday, so it's my amazing rules and I say you have to wear the sombrero."
On that field trip I was mentioning early.
Eddie staring at a dinosaur skull.
Eddie: "That's a thick skull."
Wayne looking at it.
Wayne: "Kinda looks like Gareth."
Eddie looking towards his uncle.
Eddie: "I'm totally telling him you said that."
Wayne shaking his head.
Wayne: "Please don't. But like come on you have to agree, just catch it in the right light and boom it's Gareth."
Eddie sitting on the kitchen counter watching as his uncle packed up the Christmas decorations.
Eddie: "It's not like the guy didn't know how to juggle."
Wayne putting down the Christmas lights, wondering to himself if he could string Eddie up.
Eddie: "He just didn't have the balls to do it."
You're welcome for the qoutes we should have had between Wayne and his idiot nephew.
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bwoahtastic · 7 months
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Oh Christian carrying Charles over to Max after the race and he's just so happy and Max goes to give Charles back for the podium ceremony but Charles asks so sweetly to stay with momma that Max can't say no! Charles babbling to Lewis and Carlos in the cool down room and then he's so excited to go on the car lift thing up to the podium and he's wearing a cute lil sombrero and it's just an adorable sight
Oh plss! Charles loves watching momma race but he also misses momma lots so wants to see him right after! Max always wants a quick cuddle with his kiddo too, but especially today because he was still worried about Charles's safety even if Charles was safely tucked awayin the red bull garage with Christian.
Charles hugging momma very tightly and purring up a storm and Max hugs back just as eagerly. He reluctantly goes to place Charles back in Christian's arms but the pup so sweetly asks to stay with momma and Max wants to hold him close too!
Charles getting to wear a little sombrero ans sit on momma's lap on the car and waving excitedly at Carlos and Lewis cos he likes them lots they always play hide and seek with him!
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rabbittf2x · 1 year
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Hey! I saw that your asks were open :) Could you write some headcannons about Demoman with a Spaniard S/O??
Thank you!! <3
Hope u enjoy :) <3
Demoman with a Spaniard!Reader
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It didn’t matter where you came from to Demoman. He was gonna love you no matter what. Though you both spoke English, he asked you from time to time to teach him some Spanish
Demo tried to speak your native tongue to you while severely drunk. You thought it was hilariously cute as he sat before you, slurring his words
“Te…” Demo’s eye drooped as his head slowly bowed
You took your hands off the blackjack table and folded them across your chest. You laughed silently to yourself, watching him drunkenly try to tell you something
“Te amo… dearie.” Demoman slurred
Your heart warmed, and a big smile graced your features. “Yo también te amo, amor.” You purred back
Demo liked to try different alcohols/wine from Spain. You often brought him some, as he was always open to giving them a go (what I meant by him ‘giving them a go’ was that he drank the whole bottle in one sitting but anyway)
But if you didn’t like the excessive intake of alcohol, or you were worried for his poor liver, Demoman could actually stop for a bit. Not for too long though…
See, you were so seductive to him. He loved your Spanish accent and how certain words rolled off your tongue. If you were to come in real close, and snake an arm around him while purring in his ear… Demo would do anything you wanted
Definitely wanted to take a trip to Spain with you! God, it’d be so fun! Demo had drunken daydreams about the two of you running around your hometown, with plenty of alcohol and Spanish food to enjoy. Maybe he’d even bust out his sombrero if you let him…
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killedbythegroove · 2 months
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I love when dom is smiling cuz his face creates this crest of waves around his mouth. idk if you guys notice this... but that's really charming of him. those lines started to get prominent in his 30s, when he lose that baby cheeks fat :") I think he looks the best in his 30s ie resistance and T2L era. and then he starts to get really (cute and) sexy in drones & sim theory. that photo dom in sombrero brown hat just so damn cute ksnsbbs I wanna eat him :B
all great points anon. all hail the dominic howard smile
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also idk if this is the pic you meant but
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they truly are a pair of dorks. i want to eat them too
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birthday. ( pj duncan x reader )
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You were getting a drink from the fridge for PJ and Emmett, who were practicing downstairs, when Amy invited you to the handing over of gifts party they were having for PJ, knowing it would mean a lot to her son to have you over as part of the family and during your eight-month relationship that's what you become. A Duncan without the ring or the surname.
When the doorbell rang, PJ had just been ushered to sit on the sofa and asked who was at the door. Teddy sent her brother a smile as she walked to the door, "Surprise, number one." She opened the door, and a smile formed on his lips immediately when he saw you enter, a bag in your hand and sombrero on your head.
"Happy birthday, Peanut and Jelly!" You grinned, eliciting laughter from PJ and a groan from Gabe. You looked at the younger boy as the others groaned. You had been searching for the perfect nickname for PJ for over a week, and each time it was met with skepticism. "What? It's cute!"
"No, you are cute." PJ corrected as you approached him.
"The pet name was weak," Gabe added.
You took off the sombrero and placed it on his head. "This is your crown. Happy birthday." You smiled down at PJ, kissing his cheek as you sat beside him.
"Thank you."
You handed him your gift, and PJ opened the bag, finding engraved guitar picks inside. "No way!" He admired the guitar picks for a moment before meeting your gaze. "I love them." He kissed you quickly. "Thank you."
"You're welcome. They go with the gu-"
Realizing you were about to expose his present, Gabe shouted, "Your next gift."
He swiped his hand across his neck when you sent him a confused glance, and you understood that he didn't want PJ to know he had bought him a new guitar.
Teddy reached behind the armchair, handing PJ a guitar with a bow on it. "Happy birthday."
"A guitar?"
You smiled at how his eyes lit up, and he looked around the room for a moment. "Thank you."
"There is one more thing we got you." Bob began, handing PJ an envelope. "Went down to the courthouse this morning. Finally got your birth certificate fixed."
PJ opened the envelope, revealing the amended birth certificate.
"You are now officially PJ Duncan."
PJ read over the certificate before looking at his father. "Dad, did you double-check this?"
"No. Why? How could anybody possibly mess up PJ?" Bob replied.
"Don't ask me. According to this, my name is PP Duncan."
Laughter came from his siblings, and you covered your mouth to quieten your giggles. PJ looked over at you when you rested your head on his shoulder, a smile forming on his lips when he heard your giggles as his father vented about the mix-up.
"Well..." Amy began. "Looks like that's all the presents, PP. Happy birthday."
An hour later, PJ parked outside your house and walked you onto the porch, preparing to say goodbye. You smiled softly as he thanked you for coming over. You wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him tenderly as his hands went to your waist, bringing you closer.
You pulled away moments later, smiling up at him. "I wouldn't miss it for the world, PP."
PJ maintained a stoic expression while you laughed though a smile inevitably grew on his lips as he wrapped his arms around you. You pressed a kiss to his cheek, resting your head on his shoulder afterward, placing your arms around his waist.
"Happy birthday."
PJ pressed his lips against your head, his smile growing. "Thank you. You know, despite the PP thing, it has been one of the best birthdays I've had." You lifted your head to meet his gaze. "I'm glad you came over. It wouldn't have been the same without you."
You smiled, "I wouldn't have missed it for anything." You kissed him softly.
You parted after a few moments, taking his hand as you stepped away, sending him a smile. "Goodnight, senior PP Duncan."
He chuckled as you walked away. "Night."
You placed a hand on the door handle, watching as he headed from the porch to the truck. "I love you, PP Duncan!" You called out to him.
PJ chuckled, opening the door, "I love you too!" He called back, and you shared a smile before you watched him get in the truck and drive off, heading inside afterward.
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polina-me · 1 year
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I wish that there could be a Royal Au for The Three Caballeros
This is your time @zerotwo and @superwolfiestar !
Donald Duck: He lived half of his childhood on an ordinary christian farm, but then Scrooge took him along with Della
He spent the rest of his life in the palace studying royal life (manners, etiquette and so on)
At the age 26, Della was stollen. The kidnappers could not be traced (by the standards of the Middle Ages), but fortunately Della was pregnant and they had to stop for her to give birth
When Della gave birth, Scrooge's army surrounded Flintheart's army (yeah, he will be kidnapper, sor for the spoiler)
While everyone was busy fighting, Donald infiltrated the Della. He gave her his clothes to make her look like an ordinary commoner and helped her hide the eggs so they wouldn't get hurt. Don himself changed into Della's dress and pretended to be her so that she could escape to the palace
Bonus: As you understand — Hortense is a queen, and Quackmore is a commoner. Scrooge became king when they died. Matilda in the "heart of silence", she and Von Drake opened the "second capital" and it became the "capital of silence", "heart" is a second name that scientists prefer
Jose Carioca: The assassin is a robber, owns magic. Scrooge hired him to find Donald.
His family owned magic, but was killed by the townspeople.
Bonus: For those who want to see Zica and Zeca. They are trained in the secret temple by Ari.
Panchito Pistoles: Matador, part-time mariachi (maybe has a little magic)
He carries with him: his father's sword, grandfather's guitar, and his mother's sombrero (who sewed it herself)
He was hired by Della to save Donald
Now about the plot:
One day, princess Della Duck was kidnapped by the terrible Flintheart Glomgold, the king of thieves.
Her family was in despair, no one knew where she was, expect Flint himself
But he didn't know that Della was pregnant, so when she gave birth, they had stop
King uncle Scrooge took advantage of this and immediately attacked their hiding place. Only he didn't foresee one thing: how will Della be able to escape with the eggs?
But the answer found itself
During the battle, her twin brother Donald Duck climbed into Della's bedroom. He helped her escape
Donald dressed his sister in Christian clothes, hid the eggs and sent her to Grandma Duck's farm. They're safe now. Only Donald realized that if Flintholt saw Della missing, he would become angry and possibly kill someone from his family
So he put on Della's cute dress and prerended to be her
When Scrooge realised what Donald had done, he was already furious. But it was too late, Donald had taken too far
Then Scrooge decided to take desperate measures. And Della, too.
Scrooge called to court the most cunning of the most cunning, the most dexterous of the dexterous and the meanest of the mean — Jose Carioca
And Della called the brave of the brave, the loud of the loud, the sweet of the sweet and the kind of the kind — Panchito Gonzalez Morales
It will be an adventure of a thief and hero who will become more than allies. Friends? Amigos? Or more?
And will the princess boy open his heart or let the pain inside kill him further?
Chu ♡
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overpopulatedbrain · 18 days
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El Tigre/OC Crossover blabbering woohoo
I had a dream related to my OCs Laika and Jaime in El Tigre during my nap today. I love the idea of Laika and Frida being friends and Frida getting Laika into mischief and Jaime being a bad influence on Manny. Like Manny is the more wholesome of the two.
-Jaime: *is drawing stick figures with boobs* Manny: Whatcha drawing? Jaime: GAH!
-Frida and Laika up to shenanigans at night and Laika keeps falling asleep.
-Frida playing with leftover ink Laika shot.
-Frida throwing a hissy fit because Laika didn't invite her to see Gorillaz but then later breaking into the concert because of a supervillain fight and Manny has to save the band.
-Frida calling Laika a nerd for being good at school and Laika flipping Frida off only to later have to tutor Frida.
-Jaime showing Manny 2 Girls 1 Cup and scarring him.
-Laika asks about the video and they change the subject. Jaime would always get into trouble at Leone Middle School. “Yeah I beat up that ugly ass Bart Simpson looking kid. He made fun of Laika I had to.” At least once a day you hear in the hallways "Jaime Hildalgo-Alvarez" being shouted by the principal.
-Jaime is like “dude your grandpapi is literally like mine but less dirty and cussy and has a cool ass sombrero. I wish I had your dad, he’s so cool! My dad’s not in the picture and stepdad hates me.” “No he doesn’t!” “Yes he does. You haven’t met him.” “No he doesn’t! Isn’t it like illegal to hate your kids?” “I ain’t his fucking kid.” “Or step kids?”
They meet him and afterwards Manny looks at Jaime sadly while Jaime pouts angrily.
-Jaime would date Zoey Aves for a week not even and then dump her. “Frida’s right-she’s a whiny biiiitch. And definitely Black Cuervo.”
-Ainsley would be nicer to Laika and when she’s not around passive aggressive to the other three. When The Lab shit happens, they’re surprised but not surprised.
-Jaime loves Manny's house so much that he gives his mother and stepdad a hard time when he has to leave. After mouthing off to his stepdad he only stops when it makes Laika nervous.
-Jaime would talk to Manny Frida and Laika less after joining the soccer team because he goes through a phase of trying to be popular.
-Neri Laika Jaime Manny and Frida are all in the same resource classroom.
-Laika helping Manny's mom in the library.
-Jaime would be good friends with Django of the undead and Che but would not like The Golden Eagle Twins Chipotle Jr. Sergio or Zoey Aves.
-Zoey would be mean to Laika for no reason. Actually she would think Laika likes Manny romantically.
-Laika being diagnosed with autism and none of the crew are surprised. At all. Jaime's like "where's my diagnosis?!!"
-Laika coming out of the damn lab and the crew having a big group hug and crying.
-Ainsley would be more mean to the crew post events of The Lab.
-Kari Melba Soledad Ester and Frida would fuck shit uuuuup.
-Frida helping Laika with conversational Spanish.
-Frida having to put the police dogs in her parents' room because Laika's afraid.
-Kari Laika and Jaime helping save the day with their powers. Jaime has a harder time controlling them.
-Jaime loves messing around with Davi and telling him scary shit just to scare him.
-Jaime once calls Manny's mother hot and Manny smacks him upside the head.
-Laika and Neri go through a period of not seeing Manny and Frida in 9th grade due to not having classes together. Laika and her brothers are away for most of this summer at summer camp during that summer. They become friendlier in 10th grade.
-Laika tries to befriend Sophia. It does not go well.
-Frida and Manny are the first peer friend Laika comes out to. Frida blabs however and Manny has to keep Frida's mouth shut about it. Puts a rift in the squad dynamic.
-Kari calling Manny cute at a sleepover in front of Frida and getting the stink eye for it.
-Jaime and Kari singing Spoonman by Soundgarden at El Cucharon.
-Kari and Frida waking Laika and Manny up with guitars. Jaime jumping on the bed screaming at them to wake up.
-Frida's parents love Laika because they feel she is a good role model for their daughter.
-Laika would always be getting hurt or into trouble because of Frida. Part of the time she'd be getting her ass saved and the other part she'd save the day.
-Laika helps Frida get diagnosed with ADHD and accomodations.
-Jaime and Frida would stand up to assholes bullying Laika.
-Jaime convinces Manny and Frida to apologize to Sergio for being mean to him on his first day of school because Laika was bullied for being a Gorillaz fan in 6th and 7th grade and that story reminds him of that.
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violetlunette · 11 months
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I was thinking of one of my favorite games and re-iterations of Journey to the West, Koei’s Saiyuki, and wanted to share the profile images. I just think these are beautiful, the designs, the style, and the colors. Female Sanzo is especially cute and is my favorite version of Tripitaka. (Though I have no idea why she's wearing a sombrero.) Goku is hot as well. Lady Kikka is pretty as well, and Ryorin, Kin, and Jin are so cute. Anyway, I post them all below. I believe they were drawn by Akihiro Yamada, but correct me if I’m wrong.
A bit length and all the posts below are images.
Disclaimer: Obviously not mine.
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(See, isn’t femSanzo, pretty? The male’s cute too. Again, no idea why they’re wearing sombreros. I like the crown from the traditional costume better.)
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(lookit the abs and pretty hair. Goku pulls off being a fiery red head. Though his his eyes should’ve been more golden.)
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(Gojyo’s an elf.)
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(Hakkai’s a sweetie in the game.)
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(Lady Kikka’s an original character in the game and is super pretty as you can see.)
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(Ryorin’s the dragon from the story, though Sanzo only rides her once. She’s a lot of fun.)
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Fire boi. A little trouble maker and the one who starts act 2, if I remember correctly.
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The Iron fan lady and a real beauty.
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Bull king.
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Two adorable girls! The silver and gold demons who Gojyo basically adopts. (It’s cute.)
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Handsom turtle man who’s engaged to Ryorin, much to her displeasure.
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^ Guan / Kuan Yin, Goddess of Mercy. I really like her design in this game.
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(I found two dragon balls.)
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(Stop chewing on your hair, sir! You are not a horse. >:( )
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^BEST SUMMONACE. No really; if you play the game you’ll use her more often than not.
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(Man pretty)
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^ Nezha, I believe (though in the game he’s called the fool.)
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The big baddie of the game Asura. I like him and thought he was decent enough.
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(If this was an anime she’s be everyone’s favorite.)
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(Sneke man)
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(Love her eyes and lips.)
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And I think that’s it! Hope you enjoy the art.
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