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veronicathegoddess · 1 year

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okay but bratting in public and taking it too far around his friends, thinking that he won't do anything only for him to drag me by the wrist out of the room. bending me over and spanking me as hard he could with his hand before forcing me to my knees to suck him off and then taking me back inside with the promise of finishing my punishment later. i take my seat, wincing and disheveled. my dress rumpled and my lipstick smudged and when asked where he took me, i meet his eyes begging him not to be honest but he looks away and says "i had to discipline her because she clearly forgets her place sometimes"

#ugh i want this #i need this #i wanna be humiliated like that #like not only did i get punished #but everyone knows #and i want them to take it further #and discuss how they punished me #let his friends laugh and tease me #wanna be mocked for it until i'm close to tears #sometimes i feel like something is really wrong with me #because why is that hot to me 😭😭#mine

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beesonmeknees · 1 year

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animal crossing dustin time !!

#dustin would take animal crossing very seriously #he pretends he isn’t super into acnh #but everyone knows #he knows animal crossing lore #he’s finished the museum #stranger things fanart #stranger things #acnh #animal crossing new horizons #dustin henderson #st

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nightmares-dw · 1 year

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Random incorrect quote generator

Featuring bumblebee, soundwave, shockwave, Optimus, ratchet and Megatron!

#yup that's whats im doing with my life #im weird #i know #but everyone knows #so its fine #i think #bumblebee #soundwave #shockwave #optimus prime #ratchet #megatron #their being weird #incorrect transformers quotes #incorrect transformers prime #incorrect quotes #random incorrect quote generator

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astrumamasia · 1 year

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to artists/writers on here

how did you begin working up the courage to like, actually post your work? whatever you post, be it yon unfinished wips or fully processed paintings or fanfics or memes or whatever, how did you get over the block of “this is bad/unfinished and people do not want to see it” to just like. post it

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sonnet-of-anarchy · 1 year

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Ok but a Julian karaoke to ‘Iris’ by the Goo Goo Dolls…

#it’s about Robin #he thinks it ain’t obvious #but everyone knows #bbc ghosts #chess husbands #bbc ghosts julian

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allmpa · 2 years

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James was super into musicals and slowly started getting Regulus into them when they started dating!!! At first Reg was like no absolutely not don’t even try and within like ten days he got obsessed and realized he needed to listen to every musical ever so he would ask James for a new musical to listen to everyday and James was always so excited to share a new one and aaaah <3

#marauders era #regulus black #regulus #james potter #Jegulus #musical nerd james potter #reluctant musical nerd regulus black #musical date nights #James randomly bursts into songs and regulus joins in #they have dramatic sing alongs in the dorm rooms when they’re just the two of them #regulus won’t admit to everyone how much he loves musicals #but everyone knows #James is so happy to share his love for musicals with reg

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zombiez000 · 1 year

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when EVERYONE knows stuff about my personal life guys im going to explode into a million pieces im GONE its so over its so fucking done for me

#im so fucking embarrassed i want to fade away from existence #i just like to keep things private cuz im a reserved guy #but EVERYONE KNOWS #AAHHH

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cavernfullofexistentialdread · 1 year

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this is for the random headcanons thingy with the ship aramour: 🌾 and 💦 if I can do two :)

Ay ay captain! Will do! (Talking about this post)

For 🌾, despite being "regal" and crap Catalina can be quite the flirt. While it doesn't show constantly (LOOKING AT U ANNE) she can always win Jane over with a little whisper in her ear. Often leading Jane to just blush and agree with anything Catalina said to avoid (and failing) embarrassment. Jane definitely tries to flirt but it just ends up being bad puns and dad jokes. Lina finds it adorable and likes to tease her about it. If anything their pretty tame but if given in certain situations it does shine through :)

As for 💦; oh boy oh boy oh boy here WE GO. Aramour is a relationship between 2 secret simps. Lina CAN and WILL drop everything if it means keeping Jane happy and safe. Jane is constantly doing little things for Lina and is always setting up the next big thing and planning to get Lina something. She goes absolutely bonkers on her birthday and Christmas. Lina cannot be beat in the simp game though as she ALWAYS had something to give or something planned. If you were to tell her "I wonder what you have for Jane tomorrow!" and theres nothing special her face will lose it color as she shuffles through calendars and notes until she finds what she forgot. The queens are all fully aware of this and the Chaos Trio + Cathy tease them to hell and back for it.

TLDR; their gay your honor xx

#the ask game #six headcannons #headcanons incoming!#sduhuieu #i love them a normal amount #but seriously #lina is a giant simp #the two of them haven't been open about it #but everyone knows #you don't expect them to be the type #but hell yeah they are

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cyanocoraxx · 2 years

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*making myself cry to an emo song in an attempt to process emotions* *youtube ad comes on of dubstep music* *cries harder* ABSHDNJFM

#txt #anyway listening to ghost town by radical face always gets me going uwu #but i miss you.... there's no going home... there's no coming home... with a nameee like mineeee #i stilll think of youuuu #but everyone knowsss #yeah everyone knowssss #if you cant let it go #:pensive:#but all this time i've been chasing down a lie and i know it for what it isssss #but it beats the alternativeees so i'll take the LIE.#i still miss youuuu #there's no going home. there's no going home. with a NAME LIKE MINE #I STILL DREAM OF YOU!!!!#BUT EVERYONE KNOWS #YEAH EVERYONE KNOWS #IF YOU CAN'T LET IT GOOO....

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 16 days

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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transannabeth · 23 days

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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍

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starbuck · 5 months

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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xekstrin · 25 days

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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :)#maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

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trudlejack · 2 months

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(+part 2)

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lesbaurinkos · 4 months

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

#sorry im really obsessed with this image lately i have the urge to send it to everyone i know #amazingphil offering u an apple image save me..... save me amazingphil offering u an apple image #lets take ibuprofen. together.#dnp

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