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xekstrin · 28 days

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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :)#maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

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wyvernity · 4 months

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holiday doodles from the past week! hope everyone is enjoying these cozy times :]

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ace-lemonade · 5 days

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he kept mickbell safe until everything was over, he's so goddamn nice under it all

#using the adamant pot no less #champion of labourers best of dads #chilchuck y beloved #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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sweetmourningdoll · 1 month

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it’s always been so it’s no surprise

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dollkisses05 · 17 days

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Girls with daddy issues are the best gfs btw

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nelkcats · 1 year

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The 7th

When the Wizard explained to Billy about his powers he forgot to mention that the Champion of Magic had a seventh patron who would manifest in his greatest moments of need. Although this one did not count as "official" since he was not exactly sharing his powers like the others.

So it's understandable that Billy would freak out at the new voice in his head telling him to steal a sandwich from one of the rude people on the subway.

Billy tried to argue with the voice about it since his parents had taught him all about good and evil but it had been a few days since his conversation with the Wizard Shazam and it had been weeks since his last decent meal other than leftovers. The Sandwich was packed and its owner wasn't paying attention, one little slip and he would have something in his stomach.

Solomon was very upset with the new voice, he was fully aware of who was talking and thought that he had left after the disaster with Adam but apparently the Ghost King had taken an interest in "The New Champion", Solomon had suspicions that it was because Billy was a kid.

The new voice introduced himself as "Phantom", he argued a lot with Solomon, didn't seem to have any moral and Zeus always muttered about his older brother's annoying best friend whenever he manifested. The boy did not know who the new God was but at least he gave good life advice. Or he liked to think so.

Phantom had many arguments with the other immortals, Hercules complained about his friendship with Kronos (which the boy found worrying but decided not to comment), Salomon about his recklessness, Atlas and Achilles bothered him constantly and Mercury kept challenging him to races. But it seemed that thanks to him everyone had become interested not only in helping Captain Marvel but also Billy!

Phantom even had a lot of good advices on being a young hero or keeping his secret from the League and for the first time since he got his powers Billy didn't feel so lost.

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silenthylian · 2 years

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I. LOVE. FOUND. FAMILY AND I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS SM.❤️❤️❤️

I like to believe that they became a little family and go on fun adventures together 🥹

They deserve the world and all the happiness fr 🥲💕

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chaosfantasmic · 1 month

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transmasc botw Zelda lol, he’s just vibing

#legend of zelda #linked universe #funny #silly #lu memes #Was supposed to draw the champions being supportive af #But I physically couldn’t so🤷‍♀️#You guys have NO idea how long this took me to make #Lost count of how many times I listened to a girl review tinker bell and the legend of the never beast #His dads trying #But like kind of #trans memes #trans zelda #trans link

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rosepompadour · 3 months

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Dearest Snow White, darling sweet angelface, you sexy little love affair for a lifetime, you lovely little girl who loves to be kissed on every inch of your fourteen square feet of creamy skin - I'll do it too - damned if I'm not a better person since we've been in love. I love you more than a hacker can show on yellow paper with a Grade B typewriter. My fingers wander idly over the noisey keys. I'm still looking for the lost chord. Until then you'll have to be satisfied with Chopsticks. I love you.

Kurt Vonnegut in a letter to Jane Cox, 1941

#vonnegut is my dad's favorite author; i'm just borrowing him for the month :)#he's more of a breakfast of champions kind of guy though #whereas i'd save the love letters if my house was on fire #that one letter he wrote to jane before dresden?! keats and nabokov? i don't know them!#kurt vonnegut #literature

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celluloidbroomcloset · 4 months

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I like to think that Stede hangs on to that twine, like the piece of silk or the cravat, maybe turns it into a little bracelet he always wears and that Ed one day notices…

Ed: Well, you did say we were…intertwined.

Stede: ......

(Also I so love Stede's look of fondness and the crack in Ed's voice as he explains the twine...)

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2 #gif #look they will both be champions of dad jokes

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chazz-is-a-zelda-fan · 7 months

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behind every digital artist is a shitposter waiting to be unleashed

#mech’s being an idiot again #rival silver #champion lance #dad lance #trainer silver

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eggsploded · 24 days

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all day kagura'd up on my bachi

#chihiro on his way to acquire fun haver from his dads silly sword collection #took a photo of him and his first ever ride or die hakuri #may their bond be ever strong.#kagurabachi #chihiro rokuhira #hakuri sazanami #egg art #i posted this on reddit a month ago and then was like what am i doing... this is lame..#they didnt understand my affinity for little brother chihiro in the way people think about luffy #whatever..... hes my jump junior champion

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mintaikcorpse · 8 months

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Love that scene in Pokemon Scarlet (and Violet but I played Scarlet) where the protagonists were in Area Zero and describing their parents, and Penny is like "Omg, my dad's so annoying! He gives me annoying names like Pen-Pen," and Nemona is like, "I grew up in a rich family, and my parents gave me a lot of freedom but still made sure to care for me," and then Nemona tells Penny about how nice the protagonists mom is, and then Arven, with his fucked up parents, is just watching like:

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blazingstar400 · 1 month

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JGRQHJYKJKPIFDSDG!!!!! GUYS LOOK!! Someone named Nyongkihandmadedoll made a Kieran plushie!!!!!

#pokemon #pokemon kieran #trainer kieran #rival kieran #champion kieran #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #*inhales* I WANT ONE!!!#He looks so cool!!!#i would so willingly break my piggybank for a kieran plush #sorry mom and dad i know i have a lot of plushies already but I NEED IT!!!

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summerbummin · 7 months

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I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.

#champion lance #rival silver #dad lance #pokemon #trainer silver #pokemon hgss #pokemon gsc #johto #hgss #silver #lance #Silver looks nothing like Giovanni #and its so funny #Ariana’s genes were stronger #As they should be #Giovanni is straight up weak sauce #Silver is probs hella grateful he looks so different lol

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souenkun · 2 months

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If nobody got me, I know pokemas got me (they fed us the full version of dad lance and silver animation after the presents, and it's absolutely gorgeous)! 🥺🫶

Japanese trailer | English trailer

#pokemon masters ex #pokemas #champion lance #rival silver #champion geeta #pokemon #johto #THAT'S OUR HYPER BEAM DAD AND HIS SON!!!!!!!#we didn't get the johto game but pokemas GOT OUR BACKS 💥💥💥#me and fluff coping with this. where's the rest of our johto gang at? 🥲

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