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earthtooz · 1 year

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requesting something abt naps w sae bc it’s canon he takes 1hr one’s every day u told me urself!

STOP THIS WASN'T MEANT TO COME TO LIFE. I SAID THIS AS A JOKE WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY MAKING ME WRITE THIS. anyways:

imagine taking a nap with sae :(

his hourly naps are a daily occurance, typically happening as soon as he gets home from practice or whenever the clock hits 3pm. it's clockwork, the way his feet trudge to his bedroom to knock out on that luxurious king bed of his for an hour.

he doesn't even bother putting the covers over, just resting atop his made bed in the position that he collapsed onto it with. basically, sae is not finnicky at all when it comes to his naps.

until you came along. ever since you joined him in one of his hourly naps, with him wrapped in your embrace, he now finds it difficult to nap without you. this fact was a real pain in the ass to the pro-athlete.

so that's why he stands in front of you at 3:10 pm with a scowl on his face, hands tucked in the pockets of his sweatpants.

"what?" you ask, typing away on your laptop for an essay due soon.

"fuck you mean, 'what?'," he demands, tone icy and bitter.

tensing up at the slice in his words, you push yourself out from your desk to face him. "what's wrong?"

sae realises now that standing in front of you with grumpiness alike that of a child, he doesn't have it in him to ask tell you to come nap with him. in fact, he's a little ashamed to have to admit it.

"do you know what time it is?" grumbles sae instead, the bite evaporating out of his voice at his realisation.

glancing to the clock on your desk, you answer, "3:12? what's- oh hey, shouldn't you be taking a nap instead of distracting me?"

"yes, i should."

"then what's stopping you?"

"you!"

you blink once, then twice at his words, cluelessness displayed on your face; an expression that makes sae want to rip his hair out. can't you read his mind already and just come take a nap with him? is that so hard?

"i'm just... writing my essay?"

"exactly, you're writing your fucking essay instead of napping with me!"

the silence that envelops the room is deafening before your laughter drains the quiet away, bouncing off the walls of the study and sae's heart. the scowl on his face melts away a little at the sound.

the soccer star wants to wipe that look of elation off your face, the urge suddenly dissipating when you stand up and embrace him, latching onto his waist with a shiteating grin. well, this is what he got himself into (he doesn't mind spending the rest of his life with moments like this).

he then all but drags you by the back of your neck to your shared bedroom, pushing you against the mattress before taking his place beside you, stomach first.

the softness of your hands in his hair and the mattress beneath him makes him slip further to the fatigue of his body and mind.

as his hand lazily trails from your jaw and down your spine, it eventually finds purchase in your waist, which he uses to pull you even closer to him, eliminating any unnecessary space. with a gentle press of your lips to his forehead, sae lets go of his grip on consciousness, surrendering to you and the comfort of your embrace.

#i can't write #bruh what was this #not edited #NOT EDITED ONE BIT LMFAOOO #itoshi sae x reader #sae x reader

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the-legend-of-zelda-series · 1 year

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Source: DitzyFlama on Twitter

#bruh who is making these edits #what a time to be alive #loz #legend of zelda #zelda #the-legend-of-zelda-series #link #totk #tears of the kingdom

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pokeberry5 · 3 months

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redraw of a redraw of these dumbasses <3

from secret origins 80-page giant

still under the cut + bonus short hair dick:

i tried but i couldnt do it:

like who is this

#cw flashing #dick & tim #dick grayson #tim drake #dc #sart #BRUH THIS ALMOST KILLED ME AND FOR WHY????#anyway i wanted to see what had changed in the year+ since i did the last redraw #which was. kinda scrungly to begin with coz it was meant to be fast #it's somewhere in my art tag

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atla-suki · 7 months

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER

#atla #the gaang #aang #zuko #katara #sokka #suki #toph #BRUH AND LOOK AT SUKKA #AAAAAAAAAA #THEYRE SO FUCKIN CUTE WHAT THE HELL I CANT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY INCLUDED SUKI #ALSO ZUKOS EMO ASS HAIR LMAOO #IM OBSESSED W THIS PIC #ok enough now #sukka #atla: quest for balance #oh and also #recent art of sokka tag

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grimaussiewitch · 7 months

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I’m crying.

#grim talks #secret life #slsmp #trafficblr #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #Rendog #renthedog #I’m not happy bruh #traffic smp #I don’t know how else to tag this what’s the spoiler tag??#mcyt #meme

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maybeinanotherworld · 8 months

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physics professors are really going through it- every day, I think about my quantum physics professor who once went on a rant about how there's too many types of mustard these days followed by the words "well, at least quantum physics is less complicated than the mustard aisle" followed by one of the most cursed derivations I have ever seen

#i think this is professors in general tbh #you apparently have to go a little bonkers to be in academia #i have so many stories #one of my professors once played jeopardy music while waiting for an answer to a class exercise #truly wild #physics #academia #university #college #astrophysics #for anyone that is interested in what we were working on #i believe it was the schrödinger equation for the free particle #not the worst but Bruh #me when scattering states

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mouse-bones · 7 months

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Letterboxd reviews for Saw X

#saw shitpost #saw franchise #saw movies #saw x #saw x spoilers #saw x (2023)#amanda young #john kramer #jigsaw #saw 2004 #saw #letterboxd #reviews #funnyshit #what the fuvk #Bruh they brought back Amanda after years and made her look like fucking Spock

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lucyshypemaster · 9 days

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close enough. welcome back, edward cullen.

#WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS SPORTS MANGA BRUH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#blue lock #bllk #blue lock spoilers #itoshi rin #rin itoshi

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tringstarruuu · 1 year

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✦🌹 Wild Rose 🌹✦ ============ PRINTS

#Jujutsu Kaisen #jjk #呪術廻戦 #Nobara kugisaki #nobara #I STARTED DRAWING THIS 2021 BRUH #i got inspired by so many trigun artists on twt that motivated me to draw #and guess what i finished it for fucking 2 days .....#now im thinking if i'll draw the other characters?#gojo and geto i think suit this style #anyway im back on my art nouveau esque shenanigans #digital art #Illustration #Fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

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raptor1312 · 2 months

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"Keep White Lily Cookie’s name… OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

"ARGH! WHY YOU LITTLE—!!!

….Oh, did I strike a nerve there?"

why did I do this

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #seriously like what possessed me at 11PM to make this bruh #will smith #chris rock #will smith slaps chris rock

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cookie-nom-nom · 1 year

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The situation as I understand it

#I personally find it funny to only consume the qsmp through memes #Kristin is the funniest person alive #This entire situation is a real rib tickler #Qsmp #philza #qsmp philza #bruh what’s the tag for forever?? That’s a ADVERB #qsmp forever #mumza #kristin #misstrixtin #philza minecraft #mcyt memes

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essektheylyss · 6 months

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Okay but also Trent threatening Essek is so fucking funny in hindsight considering Trent's been in prison for seven years. Does he even actually know that Caleb is with Essek or is he making an informed guess based on Caleb having a type and the few protective interactions that he witnessed? Does he not realize Essek's been out of the Dynasty for ages? Does the Dynasty still not have hard evidence against Essek? Does Trent really believe that they'd listen to the word of an escaped convict from an enemy nation who was imprisoned ostensibly for turning teenagers into assassins that were probably used to target the Bright Queen herself?

#critical role #cr spoilers #essek thelyss #shadowgast #like this is so funny lmfao. bruh are you stupid #idgaf how mad leylas is. Trent could stroll in and confirm their suspicions and quana would be like 'he's telling you what you want to hear #like the dusk captain is going to behead him on the spot if the watch doesn't first. he's not getting to the throne room.

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ksdesign · 11 months

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Glances 🌸

#qsmp fanart #qsmp foolish #qsmp vegetta #fooligetta #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #qsmp leonarda #foolish gamers fanart #vegetta777 fanart #based on the scene where cellbit is saying his vows and vegetta glanced to foolish and leo #and it looked like he was giving leo a little head pat :’)#BRUH JUST… VEGETTA CONSTANTLY GLANCING AT FOOLISH THROUGHOUT THE CEREMONY #AND FOOLISH LOOKING BACK #WITH REASSURING SMILES AND SOFT WORDS BC EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT KNOW 100% OF VEGETTA’S WEDDING TRAUMAS…#HE KNOWS THAT VEGETTA IS FEELING NERVOUS AND HE DOES WHAT HE CAN TO MAKE HIM LESS NERVOUS #like when slimecicle objected during the wedding… and everyone basically stood to see/try to help #foolish instead stayed seated and reassured and comforted his family but mainly vegetta that things were gonna be ok #sorry for the brain rot in the tags bUT THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPPPYY… it’ll be their turn soon. trust.#okay thanks bye 👍

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venriliz · 11 months

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Buy Mode.

"You can take everything but not the piano!"

#This is what I imagine Buy Mode must be from the perspective of a Sim #Basically a nightmare lmao #simblr #sims 4 edit #sims 4 render #the sims 4 #the sims #bruh I can't edit post-blender fr °_°#ts4

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satnindolle · 28 days

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focaccia-nose · 6 months

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me: Free Palestine!!!! Protest, scream, boycott, donate!!! Call your representatives!! Bibi and US government can eat my ass and they need to be held accountable. Just be sure to check your sources, don't post actual nazi rhetoric, and stop using random Jewish people on your timeline as a punching bag

goyim: oh so you want Palestinian children to get murdered

#i/p #jumblr #antisemitism #bruh im just a random jewish person from america idk what you want from me #we are literally all on the same side #i'm not an israel simp just cause im jewish tf

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