Secret weapon: Those big ol ears

see the funny thing is i don’t think Shouta or Toshinori is actually certified to teach, so it makes sense they’re bad it

Torino, on the other hand, who had and maintained a teaching certification for decades,

Vox sure is the demon of broadcasting, huh

It just occurred to me that “you’re technically twins, but one of you got all the Good DNA and the other one got all the Bad DNA” is both a central plot point in the Metal Gear franchise and the premise of a 1988 film starring Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and now I’m a. obsessed with the possibility that the former was directly inspired by the latter, and b. vividly imagining a Metal Gear adaptation where Solid Snake and Liquid Snake are played by Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Parenting on Planet Popstar.

OK last edit, I managed to find the OG, so here ya go!

boys please, you're killing me over here

Yknow, it's funny that rizz is like Slang for charisma/good pick up line bc like. I can decide if it's a "riz gukgak from fantasy high would not fucking say that" or, in all his aroace glory, riz would say that but not intending to seduce anyone.

Harley and Ivy meeting their daughter

I want all bagina fans to know that while I do not take an active role in shipping it, when I see your posts about them and the gay shit they're doing I aggressively go aaAWWWWWWW and I am rooting for them from the sidelines

btw all my gay shit this month:

i need to know everything about your pjo voltron au

okay so basic plot premise: Thalia, Luke, Jason, Percy, Maria di Angelo, and Bianca all work at the Garrison and get sent on 3 separate missions (Thalia & Luke, Jason & ??? or maybe he's just by himself, then Percy & Maria & Bianca) which are all "lost" and they're declared dead by the Garrison.

Of course they were actually all abducted by aliens. Maria probably dies pretty early on in that whole situation. Thalia gets separated from Luke and ends up escaping and becoming a rebel. Luke, Jason, and Percy & Bianca all separately (except for Percy & Bianca) end up gladiators. Luke becomes The Champion and basically ends up a Kuron/Sendak-type character situation. Is he being mind-controlled? Unclear. He has a giant alien scythe-sword though. Bianca probably dies buying Percy time in the arena. At some point Percy and Jason find each other and decide to try and stick together.

Hazel is a human raised by her galra dad in space with the Blade of Marmora. She knows she has a half-brother through her dad out there somewhere but not anything else about him. She ends up running into Jason and Percy on a mission and helps them escape cause they're humans too.

Back on Earth, Piper, Leo, and Annabeth are all Garrison students. Or Annabeth is possibly in a Keith-type situation where she used to be a student but got Kinda Pissed Off about all her loved ones disappearing into space and ended up getting kicked out. Nico is in a Pidge-type situation where he snuck in as a student under a false name to figure out what happened to his family's mission. Percy and Jason crash on earth, the gang finds them, they find the Blue Lion, and Percy pilots it to the Altean castleship where they meet Reyna and Frank. Reyna is the Altean Princess, because her sister Hylla was queen. Frank is the son of a high-ranking general or something and he and Reyna are a duo.

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Lion adventures happen - Annabeth pilots the Green Lion, Jason pilots the Black Lion. Nico finds the Red Lion and meets Hazel when he does and brings her back to the castle. Hazel pilots the Yellow Lion. Nico very quickly realizes he's half-Galra and Hazel's brother and joins the Blade of Marmora. Percy swaps from Blue to the Red Lion. Piper starts piloting the Blue Lion. Leo, Frank, Reyna, and Nico end up the home-base support team. Percy probably keeps the blue paladin armor and Piper gets the spare pink armor for color association reasons and also cause that's usually the format for every iteration of Voltron anyways. It works out nicely. Everybody has extra lion compatibilities too/every Lion has a back-up basically cause I'm still mad vld canon dropped the lion lore/sentience plotlines and we never got cool dynamic lion swapping instead of just the usual single switch. We're having fun here.

Then everything else I don't have much for other than Annabeth and Nico basically swap Keith and Pidge roles once they join Voltron so Nico goes and has his galra identity crisis adventures and Annabeth reunites with Thalia at some point, who is basically in a Matt-type role. And Luke functions as the Sendak-level antagonist who Annabeth probably gets to fight with a swap back to Keith's role in a whole Keith & Kuron emotional situation. Kronos and Gaea are probably analogous to Zarkon and Haggar/Honerva here but not necessarily in that order, and obviously it's more of an either "Emperor and his advisor mom" or "Empress and her prince son" but in either one somebody's doing magic and people are probably getting possessed. Hades, Persephone, Iaepatus/Bob, and Damasen are all with the BoM. The Titans/Giants are probably all Empire generals. Who's Lotor? Octavian? Calypso? I don't know. Who are all the gods? I dunno. We'll workshop it.

The true personality test is asking someone if they think it was Yellow Guy or Red Guy who pulled out the chainsaw.

Lois Lane and her one time girlfriend bodyguard Annie Nichols… they could have been the best duo there was. And yet.

Hashtag bring Annie back from the silver age

Just Dick watching Jason and Tim discuss Tim's boyfriend and quietly grateful no one's asking about his love life. Don't mind him.

We've been almost a fortnight aboard "The Revenge" and I'm startin' to suspect that Edward has no intention of ending Stede Bonnet's life. If I didn't know better… I'd say he's somehow become seduced by this… imbecile.

satine and obi-wan as messy exes still in each other's lives is everything to me. are they best friends who are very dear to each other and want the best for each other? yes. do they get on each other's nerves on purpose and bicker and never let shit go? still yes. would they sleep together if the circumstances were right even though they know it's a terrible idea? absolutely.