#both are hilarious | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jasontoddisrightfuckyou · 1 year

Text

Dick Grayson, going to grab ceral at 3 AM finding his little brother face down on the kitchen floor:

Dick, lightly touching Jason with the side of his foot: Little Wing, move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you.

Jason, his eyes enormous: You KICK Jason? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for brother! Jail for brother for One thousand years!!!!

#its up to you of its robin jason or red hood jason #both are hilarious #jason todd is a little shit #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #perse won't shut up

2K notes · View notes

aro-in-danyl · 1 year

Text

DP x DC Prompt #2 - Fenton Cafe

Inspired by that one underground bar post @stealingyourbones

The Fentons move to Gotham to support Jazz at her new college and open up a small cafe on the first floor of their blimp house to earn money.

Now the Fentons moved to a sketchy part of Gotham cause that’s the only place they could land safely. It doesn’t take long for rogues to slither in looking for easy cash.

And promptly get blasted by the Fenton anti-ghost Defense System. They wake up to Maddie and Jack tending to their wounds and shoving a tin of fudge into their hands, respectively. The goon/rogue gets booted by Danny after being forced to listen to his parent’s ghost rant for several hours.

Weirdly, it doesn’t take long before the cafe becomes a safe haven for rogues and goons alike to relax. But then the bats arrive to get a handle on the new ‘villain hideout.’

The Fenton’s don’t discriminate. The bats get the same treatment as the rogues all the way down to the complimentary fudge. No one comes into their house with that kind of attitude.

It’s a Violence-free unless you’re a Fenton zone.

But It’s a real party when Danny’s rogues start showing up.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #maddie fenton #jack fenton #jazz fenton #batman #rogues #goonion #This is an au where the fenton parents know about phantom and accept him bc I don't find those often in crossovers #jason todd gets ghost adopted by one of Danny's rogues #either skulker or kitty and johnny #both are hilarious #rogues think maddie and jack are former supervillains #and Danny is their parole officer #and also the hero that made them change their villainous ways #they take their advice on how to hunt and build weapons very seriously #maddie and jack: supervillain mentors #danny doesn't know how to feel about this #all of the fentons are liminal #a spooky family spooks together #Jazz scares them #Elle loves pranking people #Jazz is ecstatic to have so many people to psychoanalyze #and doctors to hound about their research #college is expensive jazz doesn't have time to waste with academic journal pay walls #the food comes alive sometimes #this does not help the rogues belief that the Fentons are a supervillain family

2K notes · View notes

beardedmrbean · 8 months

Text

#both are hilarious #skibidi toilet #tf2 gmod #gmod shenanigans

122 notes · View notes

notromantic-healthy · 2 months

Text

Idk either god's last deed may have been marrying the teens or he was so done that he left his throne in heaven because of their bullshit

#dndads #Both are hilarious

11 notes · View notes

iturbide · 9 months

Note

Grima denies having a sweet tooth SO much while uh, very obviously having a sweet tooth. XD I can't say I blame them though! Even when we saw little them in the Thabes Labyrinth, they were pretty big! It'd be hard for a giant dragon to get enough of a little candy to really taste it! It's probably the first time they're getting to try a lot of these delicious things, in which case, of COURSE they're gonna want to keep eating them. I wanna buy them all the candies.

Grima wants to believe there's nothing obvious about them.

(But it's kind of hard to miss the sweet tooth, Grima may be subtle but the refusal to skip dessert at meals or miss out on available candy is pretty obvious after a while.)

#answered #anonymous #fire emblem: heroes #get them the candy anon #they deserve all the candy #i also like to think that robin is afflicted with a sweet tooth #so depending on interpretation #this is just a condition they both share #or grima inherited the sweet tooth with robin's body #both are hilarious

7 notes · View notes

moron-hassaikai-and-more · 1 year

Text

Aizawa: My therapist keeps trying to link everything to that’s wrong with me to my trauma, like, my trauma isn’t THAT bad, Rachel!

Magne: no it is she’s right. trauma at a young ages changes who you are fundamentally as a person and you will never be who you were going to be. your frontal lobe is different now.

Aizawa:

#mha incorrect quotes #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #rarepair #Magne x Aizawa #aizawa mha #aizawa shouta #magne mha #eraserhead mha #projection am i right?#9:58 PM 21/12/22 #see you can look at this one of two ways: Magne and Aizawa bonding over their problem children getting coffee together and talking about #this sort of stuff #OR #it’s the middle of a battle and Aizawa said something trauma related and Magne’s just like ‘sweetie are you ok?’ and he just starts ranting #both are hilarious

20 notes · View notes

worstloki · 1 year

Note

Are you really suggesting that Angrboda is a bottom and not a slam you against the wall?

it's. possible to be both. you know.

#i was seriously thinking mcu/comic characters but yknow there are a few iterations of their kids iirc?#there's the one where loki eats her heart which is vaguer than the more popular one where she gives birth/has the kids #like im pretty sure people refer to loki as the father of fenrir/ris jormy and hel #but overall #im more focused on the comedy of their kids coming out animals because they did secx as animals or if it was just random #both are hilarious

8 notes · View notes

butchfalin · 5 months

Text

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

144K notes · View notes

magnetostits · 9 months

Text

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

#literally everyone in the theater started laughing both times #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #ken #greta gerwig #christopher nolan #cillian murphy #margot robbie #rhis was the only time i was glad my local theater is a shithole #normally it’s so annoying hearing the show next to you #but this time it was hilarious

87K notes · View notes

avaantares · 1 year

Text

Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP

(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)

An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:

(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)

I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:

IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.

You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:

HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:

First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.

Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.

Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.

In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.

In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:

I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.

In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.

Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.

Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!

NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!

#fanfiction #ao3 #piracy #dmca #pirated fanfic #please signal boost #i'm mad but also laughing that my dmc fanfic is now a 'number one best selling novel' lol #i'm also a traditionally-published author #so this is both hilarious and deeply insulting to me

86K notes · View notes

softestaries · 5 months

Text

I'm cracking up at the idea of Fourteen bumping into an old companion in Tesco's or something and them instantly being like 'YOU'RE BACK? WHAT HAPPENED? IS IT THE DALEKS ? IS THE WORLD ENDING AGAIN? DO YOU NEED HELP?' And Fourteen is just stood there like 'i'm just here for milk??'

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #catherine tate #dw spoilers #dw #this is both sad and hilarious btw #like that funky little alien is going to have a breakdown the second someone implies he might be needed to save the universe again

9K notes · View notes

alexxuun · 4 months

Text