#The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath
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Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.
Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.
(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)
#totk spoilers#loz totk#sidlink#link x sidon#totk yona#totk link#totk sidon#tears of the kingdom#I love Yona I adore her design oh my god#If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her#But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious#The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath#This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former#Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied#and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell#which is used exclusively for fighting really good#sharky art#zelda comic
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I guess I just need to write down all the bad things...
He called me a self righteous cunt.
He thought I was a whore.
He called me and my friends whores. “Birds of a feather flock together.”
He made me delete 5 friends off of Facebook and Instagram.
He didn’t like that I had close guy friends.
He called my Abue an asshole.
He put his gun to his head in front of me.
He pushed me.
He blamed me for all of our problems.
He wouldn’t get over Blake.
He constantly patrolled my friends list on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
He accused me of looking at other men at the gym.
He would never give me space when I asked for it.
He threw a fit when we didn’t have sex. “Do you know what it’s like to a man when he doesn’t feel desired?”
He made me feel bad when I didn’t want to have sex, or when I just endured it for him. Lose lose.
He never apologized genuinely.
He held things in and let them explode later.
He smoked.
He wouldn’t listen to me.
He wouldn’t believe me.
He wouldn’t trust me.
He verbally abused me.
He said awful things to me in June.
He controlled me.
He manipulated me.
He constantly gaslighted me. Even for the most basic things and not real issues. “I didn’t say belt I said help.” (Super bad example but it happened in normal conversation when we were joking around and not just in fights.)
He constantly assumed that I was doing things I shouldn’t.
He wouldn’t let me talk about my past with other men. He didn’t want to talk about the men even though he constantly talked about his past women.
He got mad at me for speaking about a male coworker in the shower. And the next time I spoke about another male coworker and he asked for his name I asked why and he got mad at me. He didn’t want me to put him in the jealous insecure boyfriend box and wish we could talk normal around each other. Lol.
He was insecure.
He always brought up Blake.
He constantly picked fights.
He wouldn’t communicate.
He is stubborn.
He doesn’t accept help.
He did nice things for me to get recognition.
He always made problems.
He loved me conditionally.
He turned his friends against me.
He hates his life.
He has toxic family members.
He’s dramatic.
He never finishes movies.
He fought with me in public.
He had an issue with the way I expressed my love.
He wouldn’t change.
He didn’t try to change.
He wouldn’t go get professional help.
He complained.
He acted like his eyesight or back was a huge problem.
He has a very low pain tolerance.
He constantly said “You don’t care” no matter how many times I asked him to stop.
He got upset if I didn’t greet him properly.
He was always upset about something.
He got upset when RJ asked why I didn’t say hi to him anymore.
He lied about being friends with Luis.
He became friends with Luis to keep track of me.
He would pick a fight or have a problem after I hung out with my friends.
He assumed every time I went out I would meet up with guys.
He had a problem with me and Bob (married and goofy) blowing kisses at each other in front of him and the fiancé (now wife).
He said I constantly looked at some dude at cowboys when we went together.
He told me he loved me during a fight.
He pressured me into a relationship.
He constantly made me want to leave because of how he treated me.
He got mad at me whenever I asked why he was with me or trying to be realistic about our relationship.
He was unhappy.
He was miserable.
He wouldn’t help himself.
He wouldn’t set up pharmacy deliveries for his parents, he would just complain about having to go.
He always had a problem at a job.
He is narcissistic.
He is almost 40.
He has poor hygiene.
He has thin hair.
He looks so old.
He doesn’t like to be told what to do.
He picked a fight with me because he said he never gets to do what he wants it’s always what I want. After never expressing anything about this. After we just solved a huge issue he made another one. Lol.
He constantly lived in fear with me.
He wasn’t liked by my friends or family.
He was upset no one liked him.
He would get upset when I asked him to do things or do things differently. “I always have to be corrected, I can’t do anything right.”
He wouldn’t just say “okay I’ll do it like that next time.” It was always a fight.
He played victim.
He has toxic friends.
He can’t stand that I dated people in the past but didn’t mind fucking in his best friends bed lol.
He acted like men are superior and have to be macho.
He hated himself I think.
He is selfish.
He took advantage of my character and big heart.
He didn’t like that I wasn’t wrapped around his little finger.
He was awful.
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