very carefully explaining to the princes of asgard how recessive genes work and skirting around details because eye colour is the textbook example and one of them has green eyes when neither parent does. hair colour is the other example in the textbook but well one of them has black hair when neither parent did.
How I think random Charlize Theron characters I obsess over would treat you if you were married:
Lorraine Broughton (Atomic Blonde): she‘d probably not be around much due to missions but she‘d treat you well and the sex would be amazing. Also definitely emotionally closed off but would give you the world
Lady Leonora Lesso (school for good and evil): probably a bit possessive but definitely would treat you well and regularly fuck your brains out
Andromache (the old guard): worships the ground you walk on (if you can still walk after she fucks you senseless (best fucker of them all))
Meredith Vickers (alien Prometheus): honestly? Feels like she‘d marry for functionality more than anything else, I don’t see her as the emotional type but her love language is probably gift giving and I feel like it would be relaxed if emotionally distant (also might leave you to go on a suicide space mission)
Cipher (fast and furious): okay, this one can go either way, but I think she has sugar mommy vibes, possessive, controlling but not mean or anything, probs treats you like an exotic pet (also big strap energy)
Elaine Markinson (Gringo): definitely spoils you, emotionally distant but opens up in the quiet moments, can seem like she doesn’t care but she cares a lot