My dad is super conservative and American, so he refuses to feed my dog anything not made in the U.S and it's genuinely so funny to me. Like what does he think is going to happen? Is he afraid that by feeding her treats made in China she will become a communist??? Does he think that by feeding her enough American sourced food she will turn her into a fucking Bald Eagle?? So many questions.
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im fucking dick riding yuuji rn THATS MY FUCKING MANANABSHAGNNNBBNNNN. HES LOCKED IN FRRRFFRFRRRR
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Breaking news: Goats in Kenya have taken up dancing!😂
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so anyways-
*gets cut off by “friend”*
bitch please i was speaking here
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I love the idea of bringing a homebrew 3DS to Nintendo World*
Or a Steam Deck with Yuzu on it*
What're they gonna do, cry?
*allegedly
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This isn't the same as sobriety, but I've made it 8 days now into recording my food/water intake on Lifesum, which is an app I'm using to help me with my binge eating and my dehydration
I've made it 32 days on it before, last year, so this isn't new, but I struggle with consistency and I'm pretty proud to have made it this last week because:
1) I've had the recommended amount of water every single day since starting
2) I've only ripped off cheese chunks from the brick of cheese with my bare hands and eaten them naked in the kitchen at 2am twice instead of every night
3) I'm eating a few times a day now instead of nothing until dinner and then slamming 2k+ calories into my face and getting tummy hurty
4) I have not yet corrected, but am now aware of the fact that I've been eating very low nutritional value foods that are high salt, and that's good information to be aware of. So I've had more fruit the last couple days
So yeah! Idk, I'm pleased. Not sure how long I'll keep it up but for now it's been good
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After Jesus came back from the dead do you think he used his holey hands (pun intended) to please himself and his disciples
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