being an avid vampire content consumer is like having an appreciation for queer undertones or straight up complex relations, beautiful biblical themes, clothing and people…but then also having half of that content be pure flaming garbage and not being able to look away

Steve Lund : Schitt's Creek (S03E01)

Small compilation of whump from Mysterious Lotus Casebook

Episodes 3 / 13 / 27 / 30

Laura Vandervoort

Bitten

Rated T

Miles watches her finger trace the spider bite. She’s warm, soft, gentle. How he’d like to enjoy this moment with her skin on his, but all he feels is dread. What had bitten him? What had bitten her? He turns her hand over and sees the telltale two pricks of a spider bite. The skin around it is already slightly puffed with swelling. He runs his thumb over it, soothingly. His eyes lift to see Gwen doing the same. They’ve been catching eyes for months. This time is very different. “So,” she starts, but clearly doesn’t know what to say. Miles thinks he does. “Fuck.” She contemplates his response for a moment before nodding. “Fuck.” — Or Miles and Gwen both get bitten. Who knew that navigating new superpowers would be less complicated than navigating their feelings.

Every time Defiant Whumpee tries to bite them, Whumper extracts a tooth or two. They only have so many chances to learn this lesson

I had to make a phone call to check on a guy who got bitten by a dog, but the keys on the phone were so small that I kept misdialing, over and over and over. When I finally got through, his voicemail said: "This is Brian's voicemail. Don't worry, he's not off his meds. He just doesn't feel like answering the phone right now."

Flirty

Vampire Academy s01e10: “You’ll be okay.”

Fingers gripping that neck grow tigther

Feel her squeeze and that need to bite her

Taken to another world of pain and desire

Unleash that animal deep inside her

8x04 Bitten

im yum

He was bitten by a man.

And in doing so, he was given the power of a man.

Laura Vandervoort

I want to bite, to kiss, to devour!!!

I want to be bitten, to be kissed, to be devoured!!!

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