*judas gasping for air in the other corner of the room*

Grandpa lost his Cane and now he’s no longer Able 🩼

God has a preference...

Since my other meme posts did well, have some more >:]]]] (featuring one exclusive David and Jonathan meme!)

03/24/2023

Silly Rabbi!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: My favorite part of this one is that I've added/paraphrased almost nothing here.  In the Bible story, Jesus is told that His good friend Lazarus has died, so He plans to go bring him back from the dead (or "awaken him").  He tells the disciples that Lazarus has "fallen asleep", but the disciples take that literally and try to comfort Jesus by saying Lazarus will awaken on his own.  Jesus reiterates very clearly that by "fallen asleep", He means Lazarus died.  Thomas is reluctant to let Jesus go to Judea, because last time they were there, apparently Jesus riled up the Jews with His "Son of God" wallamaguckery, but Jesus doesn't let a silly little thing like angry people plotting to arrest and murder Him get in the way of an unslumber party with His best pal!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Before the mantle of the earth was cooled, before the sea was sealed in its basin, before the sky was locked in place above the clouds, and before the first "Tomic" was officially published, a cartoon was drawn.  Now, it is reborn.  This is not technically a "Tomics Resurrection", because the original did not bear the "Tomics" name.  No, this was after the era of sand and scholars but before the era of blood and time, and now, it's our very first "Proto-Tomic Resurrection".  I've taken a random digital Jesus comic that I drew for my own amusement before my Tomics days and made it part of the official Tomics family.  Here's the original for reference.  You'll note a drastic change in character design, background art, and handwriting, and hopefully you'll agree I've improved, or else we're going to have some major problems:

Yes I know I’ve made the Saul Paul joke before but I laugh my own jokes too much to not include this version of it

LOOOOOOOL so true

God and Moses on Sinai

At the Transfiguration…

Simon: “Omagoodness, Rabbi!!!! This is so GREAT!!! You know what we should do??? We should build THREE SHELTERS!!! You know, one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah!!!!”

Jesus:

My wife forwarded me this hilarious video of Bible verse comebacks so I had to make these and wanted to share

ghostwritten: @lefty-scissors my beloved husband

Episode 1: The First Creation

Join Micah, Davi, and Derek as they discuss Genesis 1-2:4a, including a lot more explanation of this meme!

Today I had my religious studies exam and I finished early so I randomly started reading the Bible we got given.

Apparently the punishment that God gave to the snake that tricked Eve was to make him crawl on the ground without legs.

Does that mean that snakes were originally supposed to have legs because I find that honestly terrifying.

02/03/2023

Jesus breaks out the condemnents.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is one of my longest comics yet!  It was grueling to carefully pen all twelve panels with meticulous attention to pacing and love in every digital brushstroke, but I hope you guys know that I'd do anything to bring you the absolute HIGHEST quality cartoons I'm capable of making!

JOKE-OGRAPHY: Jesus tells His disciples that they are the salt of the earth, called to be honorable and valuable to God, but if they don't live up to their calling, they'll be like salt that loses its taste, losing that value in turn.  Jesus asks them, "If salt loses its taste, with what can it be seasoned?"  One disciple pipes up and recommends ketchup, though the question was rhetorical.  So strange is this answer, and so rhetorical was the question, that Jesus simply stares at the disciple for 9 panels straight before saying that ketchup was not the answer to the -- once again -- rhetorical question.

Been a while since I made some memes but I’m doing it again