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shiningshenanigans · 8 months
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At the Transfiguration…
Simon: “Omagoodness, Rabbi!!!! This is so GREAT!!! You know what we should do??? We should build THREE SHELTERS!!! You know, one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah!!!!”
Jesus:
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happyminyards · 2 years
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memorable shitposting kinnporsche edition
So, @yeetlegay suggested something a few days ago here:
I feel like we need an equivalent of the Damn Good Meta Doc (aka the bible for sexy ppl, brought to us by known goddess @luckydragon10) but like…for memorable shitposting. Y’all are some of the funniest people on the planet and I want a massive encyclopedia of your greatest hits that I can look back on and laugh over again.
Now, I’m a lady with anxiety who had important job decisions coming up. The implications were obvious. Brought to you with the help of copious amounts of coffee, two packets of sour candy snakes and approximately 10 hours of Deezer’s finest german lo-fi rap music playlist:
memorable shitposting kinnporsche edition aka The Damn Good Shitposting Doc
and its companion/girlfriend
@kpmemes aka a whole sideblog full of fun posts galore for your endless scrolling pleasure feat. a (hopefully accurate) tag system
With (as of right now) 513 posts from 160+ people clicking through the doc became a bit of a hassle, so I figured a blog that contains all the posts a: would be a nicer way to search and view things for some people and b: could come really in handy in case of broken links. The blog doesn’t quite contain every post from the doc yet with around 100 missing (postlimit got me), but the queue should fill the remaining gaps in the next few days. (Also the tag page is still iffy on mobile, working on it!)
Now, tagging every single person who has a post in the doc would probably break tumblr (I do have the list though in a handy excel table if anyone wants a whole bunch of fun blogs to follow), but I need to give a special thanks & shout out to @moerusai @yeetlegay @snake-and-mouse @rythyme @onstoryladders @biochemjess @blessyouhawkeye @daltoneering for their super valuable and well-filled tags/blogs that managed to actually lead me to the bulk of these posts. Y’all probably saw me do some weird shit in your activity over the weekend, sorry! And above all major thanks to @luckydragon10 for allowing me to basically copy-paste her structure from the meta doc & @iffervescent for inspiring most of the meme categories with the brilliant KP Fandom Primer. Also shoutout to @poemsforpersephone for letting me pester her with updates while recovering from Covid, you’re the real MVP and I will continue to pay you with KimChay memes. Last but not least: if you have posts that should be in here or suggestions in general please send them my way @kpmemes or on this blog, via ask or mentioning. Same goes for any broken links or mistakes you’ve caught (and I’m sure there will be some). Anon is on. Especially stuff for early episodes and pre-show is MUCH appreciated since I only joined after episode 6 and tumblr’s search isn’t exactly helpful. Also I know there have to be some Tay/Time/Tem shitposts out there.
Long term I’m also thinking of including youtube videos and twitter posts so feel free to also send them my way. And now, happy scrolling!
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oceanfossil · 2 months
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15 questions! tagged by @minecraftpissblock hi zora :))
are you named after anyone? not anyone specific but if mary magdalene of bible fame counts then yeah
when was the last time you cried? sunday but im ok now :')
do you have kids? no and currently i think even in the future it would be too much of a commitment but we'll see
do you use sarcasm a lot? nope! i use it sometimes in jokes but not very often
what sports do you play? soccer (also project sekai expert levels should count as a sport)
what’s the first thing you notice about people? probably like general vibes and if they seem like they'd be someone i'd enjoy spending time around/interacting with
what’s your eye color? dark brown :3
scary movies or happy endings? happy/happy-ish endings, as long as they're narratively satisfying! ambiguous endings can be ok too. im easily scared (like a horse) and have high empathy so im decidedly not a horror or tragedy enjoyer by any means
any special talents? my drip and swag. fr tho ummm i have relative pitch, i can sing a middle C, i speak mandarin (although im really rusty), i can do brush pen calligraphy, and im REALLY good at searching for very specific memes/tumblr posts on google
where were you born? california! yes i know... west coast worst coast
what are your hobbies? choir, volunteering, essay writing, musical theater, soccer, making mashups of songs, & more!! i also used to be involved with climate activism and im looking to do that again in college :)
do you have pets? no but when i move into my own apartment i really want fish! planning to work my way up to a giant fish tank, my gf also wants cats so i need to get allergy shots for that
how tall are you? a humble 5'2...
favorite subject in school? ap environmental science and english
dream job? AQUARIST!!! which is why ur looking at a future marine bio major folks >:)
tagging (no pressure): @w101 @sirfetchd @curioshop @surskip @squideogame @moonstear @blennie @healingkit @violetual @fractaldunes @warningslice @cloudbends @kempt @languidlovers @dl6incident @strongestpotion @v-gersix @delarverie @teamdays and any other mutual who wants to can say i tagged u :)
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e-m-p-error · 1 year
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TAGS LIST
MAIN BLOG TAGS
Mr. Meek Speaks (OOC)
It's Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks)
They Call You Sexy And You Don't Care What They Say (Memes)
Perfectin' My Passion Thanks For Askin' (Headcanon Memes)
Live In Dog Years And I Feel Twenty-Six Yeah I'm Old Bitch But I Learn New Tricks (Munday Meme)
I’m Key Look At Me! (Self Promo)
What Do We Have Here? (Promo)
NSFW Tag - (NSFVoxtagram)
Queue Are 100% Fucked
ABOUT ➽➽➽ AESTHETIC ➽➽➽ CLOSET ➽➽➽ HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ IC POST ➽➽➽ INTERESTS ➽➽➽ MUSINGS ➽➽➽ PLAYLIST ➽➽➽ SHIPPIING ➽➽➽ VERSE ➽➽➽ VISAGE ➽➽➽
BLOG INFO ➽➽➽ BLOG MAINTENANCE ➽➽➽ DASH COMMENTARY ➽➽➽ DASH GAMES ➽➽➽ FEATURED MUSE ➽➽➽ ICON BY ➽➽➽ Hclluvahcll ICON BY ➽➽➽ Nebula-Icons ICON BY ➽➽➽ RPicons INBOX CALL ➽➽➽ MAGIC ANON ➽➽➽ MUSE LIST ➽➽➽ MY ART ➽➽➽ MY WRITING ➽➽➽ OPEN STARTER ➽➽➽ POLLS ➽➽➽ PSA ➽➽➽ SHIPPING CALL ➽➽➽ STARTER CALL ➽➽➽ TAGS LIST ➽➽➽ TO DO LIST ➽➽➽
CHARACTER TAGS
I Feel So Alive Right Now I Feel Like A God Right Now (αℓℓ мυѕєѕ)
Sweet Real Legend Persecute The Weak And Willing (αиgєℓѕ)
Go Ahead And Hate Me Hate Me Baby So So Salty But Sweet (fαикι∂ѕ)
I'm Not A Rich Kid Maybe That's A Good Thing Ain't Got Shit But I Got This Far (нєℓℓвσяи)
"Angel" He Calls Me Does He Know That I'm Falling From A Precipice That I Tripped Off Long Ago? (∂ємσи яσуαℓту)
I Have No Time For Confession For I'm Too Busy Committing Sins (ѕιииєяѕ)
ANGEL TAGS
Whatever People Tell Me That The Bible Tells Me I Will Do (αвѕтємισυиєѕѕα)
Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)
I've Found A Rainbow A Rainbow Baby Trust Me I Know Life Is Scary (ємιℓу)
Do You Mistake Your Flaws For Property? (αя¢нαиgєℓ υяιєℓ)
I'm Standing In The Face Of All That My Story Holds In Its Wake (ναℓσяє)
FANKID TAGS
Wakes Up At Noon Gets Up When He Has To Makeup On His Nightstand Cocaine In His Bathroom (тσиιтσ)
There's Something Tragic About You Something So Magic About You Don't You Agree? (є∂єи)
What We Loved Today We'll Lose Tomorrow But I Won't Need To Wait For My Share Of Sorrow Because I Always Kill The Things I Love (∂ιмαѕ)
Can't Stop Coming In Hot I Should Be Locked Up Right On The Spot (ℓυ¢єяσ)
So Throw Your Hands Up And Eat Your Heart Out Are You Star-Struck Or Did You Black Out? (ρєввℓєѕ)
She Just Wants Vodka And Cigarettes Has Her Dealer On Speed Dial When She Gets Stressed (ναиєммα)
Just Dance If You're Caught Up In The Holy Ghost Trance If You Stop I'll Put The Killer Ants In Your Pants (νυggυ¢н)
HELLBORN TAGS
Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)
You Can Hate Me After You Pay Me (¢αѕн)
I’m Gonna Take Their Hearts For Ransom 'Cause Everybody’s Always Askin’ When You Gonna Show Us Magnum? (¢нαzz)
My Boy’s A Homosexual And That Don’t Scare Me None I Want The World To Know I Love My Dead Gay Son (¢яιмѕσи)
Money Can't Buy Happiness But It Can Rent You Paradise (gℓιтz)
We Put Her Down In A Shallow Grave She Wears A Dress Like A Body Bag Everyday (gяєт¢нєи)
Now We Don't Care If You're A Girl Or A Toy If You're A Game Or A Boy If You're A Nerd Or A Whore (кιтту)
Everyone's A Winner We're Makin' Our Fame Bona Fide Hustler Making My Name (ѕтυ)
ROYALTY TAGS
Perfect Isn’t Easy But It’s Me (αи∂яєαℓρнυѕ)
I Am Aware That I Am An Asshole I Really Don't Care About All Of That Though (αтнαи)
Watch Me Make ‘Em Bow One By One By One (вαєтуℓ)
Try Not To Move So Fast You Know Dessert Comes Last! (вєєℓzєвυв)
You Can Fool Yourself I Promise It Will Help Every Single Day I Just Wanna Hear You Say I'm So Lucky Lucky I'm So Lovely Lovely (¢нαяℓιє)
They Say The Best Things Are Free But I Don’t Get What They Mean 'Cause I Want Everything (мαммσи)
And The Word On The Street Is That You Sleep With Everyone You Meet (σzzιє)
Define Your Meaning Of War To Me It’s What We Do When We’re Bored (ραιмσи)
SINNERS TAGS
If You End Up On My Table Then It Serves You Right (αℓαѕтσя)
I’m So Sad Wish Someone Would Take Me Out (αиgєℓ ∂υѕт)
Know I'm All Bite No Bark Like To Catch You Way Off Guard (αиуα)
Take Just One Last Dare Pretend That You Don't Care (ℓєgισи∂αяισ)
Your Magic White Rabbit Your White Room Straight Jacket (мαgριє)
When You’re Good To Mama Mama’s Good To You (мιмzу)
He Ran Into My Knife He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times (иιfту)
I Love You Oh So Madly But I Don't Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (σѕтєℓℓσ)
Now I Am A Man-Eater In More Than Just One Way He Tastes Like Pig But That’s Okay I Eat Him Every Day (яσѕιє)
Come Come Kitty Kitty You're So Silly Silly Don't Go Kitty Kitty Play With Me (ѕυммєя)
Don't Be Goofy Bring Some Passion To The Table (тяανιѕ)
And If You Get In My Face Then You'll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)
Hollywood Made A Killing Machine She's Like A Teenage Slaughter Movie Scene A Serial Killer Celebrity (νєℓνєттє)
Red Eyes In The Digital Paradise (νι¢к)
Let's Stop Saying “Don't Quote Me” Because If No One Quotes You You Probably Haven't Said A Thing Worth Saying (νσχ)
Open The Door Get On The Floor Everybody Kill The DInosaur (zєєzι)
ALT!VERSE CHARACTER TAGS
Human Valentino and Vox. Broken Verse Velvette, Ostello, and Chazz's Brother.
I Know A Place Where The Grass Is Really Greener Warm Wet And Wild There Must Be Something In The Water (єяαѕмσ)
I Like Men On Their Knees Praying Up To Their God Seein' Visions Of Me (¢ℓємєит)
I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast I Chew And Lick Your Bones (gσввℓєттє)
Every Version Of My Dead And Buried In The Yard Outside We'd Sit Back And Watch The World Go By (ℓσωєℓℓ)
I'm On A Sugar Crash I Ain't Got No Fuckin' Cash (мι¢кєу)
PET TAGS
‘Cause Everybody Needs Someone That They Can Trust In (fαт иυggєтѕ)
So Get Off My Back 'N Get Out My Face 'Cause I'm Mean And Green And I Am Bad (мєѕ ρєтιтѕ ¢нσυχ)
How Can He Keep Up His Tail Perpendicular Or Spread Out His Whiskers Or Cherish His Pride? (яєgισ)
Baby Shark Doo-Doo Doo-Doo Baby Shark (ναяк)
Manta Rays Above Us In The Open Sea I Wonder If You Think Of Me (νєαтвαℓℓ)
NPC/GUEST MUSE TAGS
Never Tasted As Sweet A Poison As You Have You're An Urge That Can Never Be Cured (αитσи)
I Know It's Difficult So I Will Be Patient (αяια∂иє)
It's High Noon When You Step Into The Pit It's A Monster's Ball And They're Digging A Ditch (вяι¢к)
I Never Learned To Read And I Never Learned To Cook (¢нαѕтιту)
Strip Off The Weight Of Mortality And Check It At The Door (fαвιєи)
I Won't Miss This I Won't Blow It You Know It! (мαяαвυѕ)
This Ain't Build A Bitch I'm Filled With Flaws And Attitude (мιѕѕ qυιqυι)
Girls Get Angry Too I'm A Samurai Princess I'll Smash You (иιкινα)
Smoke And Mirrors And Everything Nice (яσ¢к)
VERSE TAGS
V: No Matter Where You've Been Or Who You Are If It Doesn't Kill You It's Sure To Leave A Horrible Scar - Human/Pre-Death Verse - This applies to the demons as their Human Verse and the Sinners as their Alive Verse.
V: Got No Money But It's Always Always Sunny Honey - Younger Verse - Child/Teen Verses for my muses
V: I Was Made For Loving You Baby You Were Made For Loving Me - Ostello Lives Verse. Ostello and Valentino are still together, and Ostello lets Val do as he pleases with other people as long as he comes back to him at the end of the day. Their marriage is open and Val is free to do whatever he wants for the most part.
V: Says Now We're Having Fun Give Me All Your Love I'll Never Get Enough - Broken Verse - Tino is not in charge of anything, and is kept as a pretty pet in this verse. He travels dimensions.
V: I Am A Hostage To My Own Humanity Self Detained And Forced To Live In This Mess I've Made - Fallen!Adam AU - After he was killed by Niffty, Adam was thoroughly made unholy by his actions both leading up to his death and in Heaven knowing what he was doing behind the scenes in secret. He appeared in Hell unrecognizable enough that he can skate by without being noticed, but he is one of a very select few Sinners with wings that resemble angelic (but frayed) wings. VERSE DEPENDENT: He crashed, fully on fire, into Lucifer's living room when he spawned in Hell.
V: Tell Me Which One Is Worse Living Or Dying First? - Godhood AU - Valentino and Velvette-centric God AU based on This
AU Verses With @strangeandun-muse-ual
V: You Hate 'Cause I'm A Rockstar A Pretty Little Problem - Rockstar AU
V: I'll Be Your Cheap Slut Savior - Scamverse AU
V: He Is The Drug That You Hate To Crave And I Am The Liar You Made To Praise - Crime Husbands Good End AU
V: Under These Circumstances Every Heartbeat's Criminal - Crime Husbands True End AU
V: I Wanna Give You My Heart So You Can Beat It Up - Crime Husbands Bad End AU
V: Do You Love Me? Yes No Maybe I'll Be Seeing Hades Soon - Voxdes and Persephetino AU
V: Haunt Me Haunt Me Like You Used To I Love You Most When You Scare Me To Death - Ghost Husband Verse
V: Sin Was On His LIps As He Twisted His HIps - Incubus!Valentino Verse
V: The Smell Of Flowers Was So Thick And Sickly Sweet I Felt Like I Might Choke To Death - Hanahaki Variant Of Mainverse
V: Girls With Tattoos Who Like Getting In Trouble - Genderbent Verse
V: Took Them By Surprise Worked My Way Uphill - College AU
V: Sharks Green With Envy They Wonder What You See In Me - Mermaid!Valentino AU
V: Every Kiss And Every Word They Were Bullets Spraying Hazardly From Lips - Royal AU
V: If I Had Something To Say To You I'd Whisper It Softly - Smut Writer!Era AU
V: Bleed The Neon From The Bite Marks - Werewolf!Emil/Vampire!Era Verse
V: I Know My Girlfriend Is A Witch - Summoned Chaz/Human Velvette Verse
V: Do You Wanna Party Malibu Barbie? - Sugar Baby!Valentino Verse
V: I'm Going Crazy Little Tiny Hollywood Baby - Actors VoxTelloTino AU
V: I Tried On Your Lipstick I Thought I Looked Pretty But You Didn't Care No 'Cause You're Always Busy - Actor!Val, Producer!Vox Verse
V: Cast Into Darkness They Would Be Damned For Being A Man Holding Hands - Fallen Angel Adam AU
V: Push Me Along And Leave Me So Desperate And Ravenous I'm So Weak And Powerless Over You - Mobwife Valentino AU
AU Verses With @dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons, and @strangeandun-muse-ual
V: The Successful Removal Of You Would Probably Kill Me Too - Vox Dying Verse
V: Everybody Needs A Little Trouble - "Teenverse"/Humanverse
V: Tell Me Tell Me That We Will Never See Tomorrow - "Teenverse"/Humanverse Zombie AU
AU Verses With @dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons
V: A Psalm In Napalm Abandon All Hope But Try To Stay Calm - Velvette Abducts Lucifer Verse
AU Verses With @erthlyheavn
V: I Go Out Of My Way Everyday Just Hoping That I'll Catch You Walking Down The Street - Human Verse MothMaid AU
V: It's Not A Love Song But You're Alright - Human Verse
AU Verses With @helluvaxhazbin
V: I'll Tell Uncle Rocko To Call Off The Guys With The Crowbars - Moxxie stayed with the mob AU
AU Verses With @seven-circlllxs
V: Gotta Get Your Fix Down In Hollywood - Splitscreen Verse
AU Verses With @voxiiferous
V: See Every Time You Turn Around They’re Screaming Your Name - Modern Human AU
EVENT TAGS
E: On Thursdays We Break Up - Extended Break-Up Event With @strangeandun-muse-ual's Vox and Valentino
E: Down With Vox - Event Thread With @strangeandun-muse-ual, @winters-club, and @infernal-feminae
E: Aggressive Positivity - Flash Open Event With @dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons
E: The Great Moth Off - Should Valentino or Mothman be @voxiiferous' boyfriend? Open Event
MY BLOGS/MUSES TAGS
Say What You Wanna But I'm Here To Stay 'Cause I'm A Mean Ole Lion (Cash & Barbie)
It's Never A Whisper It's Always A Scream A Promise We Made To Kill The Time Between (Valentino & Legiondario)
I Hate The Way The Townspeople Gather Outside They Hang On Every Breath (Vick & Valentino)
They Let Ole Al Out Of The Jail And The Man Who Paid His Bail Was Waitin' On Al To Chop Some More (Alastor ♡ Angel Dust)
The Dinosaurs Will Turn To Dust They'll Die Because We Say They Must (Alastor ♡ Nifty)
There's Someone Lurking Inside Of You That Someone Is Me (Alastor ♡ Valentino)
I'll Be Damned If I See You With Some Other Man If I Cannot Have You Then Nobody Can (Athan ♡ Ozzie)
Candlelit Loneliness I Lay On Your Side Of The Bed (Baetyl ♡ Andrealphus)
We Keep The Party Moving Till We Drink The Last Drop (Beelzebub ♡ Ozzie)
Eat With Your Hands It's Fine I'm On The Menu (Beelzebub ♡ Valentino)
Just Try And Nibble On My Biscuits And My Rainbow Cake (Beelzebub ♡ Velvette)
She's Like What'd You Say? We'll Just Let Our Bodies Translate (Chazz ♡ Barbie)
The Whole World Was Watching And Laughing On The Day That I Crashed And Burned At Your Feet (Erasmo ♡ April)
Wait Your Turn You're Greedy I Hear You (Mammon ♡ Fizzarolli)
Don't Use Him Or You'll Always Need To Feel Ozzie's Loving Little Lamb (Mammon ♡ Ozzie)
You Give Me Your Number I Call You Up You Act Like Your Pvssy Don't Interrupt (Mammon ♡ Valentino)
But The Best Story That I Could Ever Tell Is The One Where I Am Growing Old With You (Ostello ♡ Valentino)
She Says She's Gonna Break My Nose If I Don't Behave Next Week (Paimon ♡ Barbie)
My Baby's Got A Fucked Up Head It Doesn't Matter 'Cause He's So Damn Good In Bed (Summer ♡ Valentino)
The Pill I Keep Takin' The Nightmare I Wake In There's Nothin' No Nothin' But You (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)
Erase Me So You Don't Have To Face Me Put Me In The Ground And Mow The Daisies (Valentino ♡ Chaz)
Don't Take It Personal You Know It's Just The Way I Roll (Valentino ♡ Nifty)
You'll Fall Down A Hole That's The One Place In This World That We Both Know (Valentino 💔 Ostello)
Just Your Typical Hardcore Casual Sex We're Single But We're Lovers Crazy For Each Other (Valentino ♡ Ozzie)
Let's Dig Up My Ex (Velvette ♡ Ian)
You Will Pace Around Your Cage And Wait For Night To Come (Velvette ♡ Valentino)
You Provide The Envy And I’ll Provide The Spite (Velvette ♡ Vick)
He's Sweet As Pie But If You Break His Heart He'll Turn Cold As A Freeze (Vick ♡ Valentino)
Cocaine Can't Do It Like You Do It To Me (Vick ♡ Velvette ♡ Valentino)
Darling You Love All The Drama 'Cause You're Never Bored I Am Forever Yours (Vox ♡ Valentino)
& TAGS (SPECIFIC)
Friendship Tags With @trumpet-hah
DGAF's And No Regrets Happy Hour Starts At Five (Barbie & Fizzarolli)
Friendship Tags With @strangeandun-muse-ual
Just Tell Me That You Need Me And Stay Right Here With Me (Erasmo & Missy)
History Shows Again And Again How Nature Points Out The Folly Of Men (Zeezi & Vox)
Friendship Tags With @hisslord
Yes I Know Who You Are But I Just Don't Care (Alastor & Angel Dust)
Do Not Befriend Your Food (Alastor & Vaggie)
We Are More Alike Than We Think We Are (Angel Dust & Vaggie)
A Motherly Instinct (Mimzy & Vaggie)
She May Be Crazy But She's Fine To Me (Nifty & Vaggie)
Friendship??? Tag With @spidrboots
I Don't Want Your Cruel Melody (Valentino & Angel Dust)
Friendship Tags With @seven-circlllxs
Our Soul Is The Whole Of The Law (Adam & Lute)
SHIPPING TAGS (SPECIFIC)
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runawaymarbles · 8 months
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fic stats game!
Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most bookmarks, fourth most comments, fifth most words, and your fic with the least amount of words.
tagged by @displayheartcode
Most hits: Kidnapping for Dummies (The Old Guard, Nicky/Joe)
A group is hired to kidnap Joe. It doesn't turn out how they expected. - (based on the "you don't have him, he has you" meme.)
Second-most kudos: The #ImmortalHusbands Conspiracy (The Old Guard, Nicky/Joe)
@amberjunnie bro one of those is by Michelangelo and the other is by Caravaggio, if it's the same dude then he didn't age at ALL in like 30-40 years. @sewingoatmeal Reblog to support an immortal model, his muslim boyfriend, his asian girlfriend and her girlfriend.
Third-most words: Skylark (The 100, Clarke/Lexa)
Clexa superhero AU
Fourth-most comments: The Unrighteous Bible (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley)
Aziraphale and Crowley have been walking the earth for six thousand years. Of course people are going to notice.
Fifth-most words: the whole estate of mortal man (Black Sails, Silver/Flint)
Silver has a limited memory, an unlimited lifespan, and a need for human souls. He spends months trying to buy Flint's.
Fewest words: pas de deux (Swan Lake - Tchaikovsky, swan maiden/another swan maiden)
women can’t promise forever, but swans mate for life.
tagging anyone who wants to do it, I know stats are a touchy subject for some people.
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florbelles · 2 years
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WIP / LAST LINE TAG.
hello beloveds, i’m massively behind on these so i’m both combining these recent tags and only going by the last week or so. thank you to everyone who’s continued to tag me during my prolonged hiatus posting wips & writing, both for your patience, and so i can keep up with your work (thank you to the tumblr dash for exactly nothing).
that out of the way, tagged in the past week to share a wip and/or the last line from it by @snake-in-the-garden, @blissfulalchemist, @shallow-gravy, @clicheantagonist, @derelictheretic, @adelaidedrubman, @jackiesarch, @preachercuster, @roofgeese & @shellibisshe, ty beloveds!! sending tags back to all of you for either a generic wip tag and/or the last line meme, whichever you haven’t done in the last few days xx
sending additional tags to @henbased (xoxoxoxoxoxo), @queennymeria, @chuckhansen, @denerims, @heroofpenamstan, @blackreaches, @arklay, @loriane-elmuerto, @indorilnerevarine, @vasiktomis, @chyrstis, @leviiackrman, @risingsh0t, @folklyric, @foofygoldfish, @strafethesesinners & anyone else can @ me <3
anyway. ongoing song of isabela fairbanks below the cut (and the bible didn’t mention her, not even once etc).
It is a funny thing, to be dead.
He is the one who killed her, of course. She wanted him to.
She finds she does not mind being dead. She does not mourn Isa D’Alessi, or what might have become of her.
She will remember this, later. When she thought death was freedom. How young. How stupid. 
Her sister, ever the spiritualist, sometimes communes with the dead.
“Come home, Isa,” she says.
“I am home,” Isabela counters. “Mama made herself clear.” “Mama only wants you to beg; she’s waiting for you.” Isabela’s shoulder rises, falls. “She did not say so. I am a good daughter, you see? I respect her wishes. I suggest you do the same, before she has no daughters left.”
“You are being stupid,” her sister says. “You are being prideful.”
“And you are speaking to the dead.” Isabela grips her wrist. “Stay with me. Stay here. Study languages. Speak with artists. See the world. Live.”
She unwrenches herself from Isabela’s grip and looks at her with wide eyes, wild, fearful. Steps back as if she has, in fact, been brushed by a ghost.
“You will not ruin me,” she hisses. (Rot, then.)
“Do you need money for the ferry?”
“I need nothing from you.” (Whore.)
She crosses herself as she leaves.
Yes, quite the spiritualist.
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iwasbored777 · 2 years
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Hey can I just ask u smthg since ur the one of the only.... positive.... reader of the bible(ml) I know lol
I saw a post abt mocking ppl abt the love square saying how bad the season is and that the end will be very disappointing blah blah blah u know usual stuff
I just... this rlly set me off cause I've not been very excited with the start of the season cause of the bible being leaked and a lot of ppl who read it saying that the season was going to be bad. Everytime I go see some legal spoilers and teasers I see ppl making memes and analysis, stuff that dont have a fcking read below tag or even a warning at the start that it's a bible leak and everytime I think it's just some headcanon its fcking real and I am so disappointed.
Like I haven't watched multiplication and destruction and don't even think on doing it anytime soon cause that's how low my interest dropped from accidentally seeing SO MANY leaked images and text posts saying that ml season 5 will truly be trash
I dont wanna look into anymore of those spoilers it's rlly not safe even in this site so I just wanna ask if u think this season is as bad as ppl say it?
HOLD TF UP YOU WHO ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY PURPLE JOKES DID NOT WATCH MULTIPLICATION AND DESTRUCTION HONEY NOT ONLY THEY HAVE IKARIMOTH BUT ALSO THESE EPS WERE AMAZING I LOVED THEM SO MUCH SSKKSKSKSKSSKJSKSJSJSJSJKS THEY ACTUALLY BRING ME LIFE ADRIENETTE IS EVERYTHING LADYNOIR TOO IN THESE EPS ALSO LOL GABE IS SLUTTY JUST AS I THOUGHT 😭😭😭😭
But I understand you completely this show goes from 0 to 100 and the other way around ALL THE TIME. One episode is amazing and the next one is crap and so on. I hated the bible so much and I still hate so many decisions the writers made and I'm really not sure how things will end but I idk I thought quitting the show will help me but I'm too attached to it and my friends here and the truth is I can't just leave. I loved Destruction. I wanted to leave not because I was disappointed in the previous episodes - the season 4 finale was awesome and so was Evolution and Multiplication - but the spoilers got worse and worse. The more I read about them the more I hated them and nothing here was making me want to stay. The fandom sucks too but man there are some of my friends here whom I would sell my soul to the devil for so I can see them again every day. If you want to quit I fully understand and I don't judge you. I quit like three times now and every time I find excuse to come back. ML is addictive. If you need a break take it. We will get a lot of episodes now and when/if you come back you will have a lot of stuff to watch. Breaks help a lot. I felt so good when I didn't interact with the fandom for a while.
But just in case maybe you want to read the bible? And I will share the link for it and I can't say it will change your mind but I just think you should watch Multiplication and Destruction cuz I haven't met a person yet who was deeply disappointed by these episodes. I personally thought they were great. I wish every episode was this interesting and funny and I know this season will disappoint with some episodes too but that's how we roll. I will probably take more breaks again sometime when I decide. I understand and support you whatever you decide. You do what you want.
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crisis-exe · 1 year
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I posted 1,850 times in 2022
That's 1,850 more posts than 2021!
196 posts created (11%)
1,654 posts reblogged (89%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@griancraft
@theminecraftbee
@mcytblrconfessions
@thedialup
@peridot-the-kitten
I tagged 1,122 of my posts in 2022
Only 39% of my posts had no tags
#queued! - 107 posts
#hermitcraft - 51 posts
#technoblade - 29 posts
#xisuma - 25 posts
#grian - 23 posts
#:o - 21 posts
#xisumavoid - 17 posts
#minecraft - 15 posts
#welsknight - 15 posts
#ethoslab - 13 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#jesse we need to get ready to play with a slight chance of the time and be able to get the next chapter of the bible is it ok if you don't
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Tommy: Unpopular opinion: not all dogs are good boys.
Wilbur: Blocked
Tommy: Sometimes, they are good girls.
Wilbur: Unblocked
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Grian’s white and blue base located in the middle of the ocean
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I don't know what this is but it's almost 1 A.M where I live and I just randomly found this while I was looking at memes I had made a while ago
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HI
I’M HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT IT IS SCAR’S BIRTHDAY
IF YOU DID NOT KNOW NOW YOU DO
HERE I TRACED HIS MINECRAFT SKIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED
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those two words hold lots of power, if directed towards the right people
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i don't remember the context to that tag uhm
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grimm-the-tiger · 2 years
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Did you know AO3 has like 100,000 tags? I didn’t. I do know, because I went through like 100 of them looking for tags for my fics and found this insanity: 
AU: Episode, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Tabletop Gaming 
Fandom-Specific AU: Dungeons & Dragons, Mushishi Fusion, The Following Fusion 
2010s 
Abstract 
Animate Object 
Back Pain 
Australia 
Anachronistic 
Bloody Sunday 
Boundaries 
Broken Engagement 
Astrology 
Bible 
Author is not Christian 
Cannibalism Puns 
Chases 
Chauvinism 
Cheerleaders 
Colors 
Cowboys & Cowgirls 
Crack and Angst 
Current Events 
Darkest Timeline 
East of the Sun and West of the Moon Elements 
Eavesdropping 
Emotionally Compromised 
Feudalism 
Five Minute Warning Meme 
Fort Howard 
Free Will 
Good 
Half Drabble 
Hatchlings 
Historical Dress 
Hive Mind 
I Saw Three Ships 
Instrumental 
Kiss Kiss Fall in Love 
Light Petting 
Meddling 
Mistakes 
Neptune 
Nobility 
Not Prime Time 
Oedipal Issues 
Off-World 
Paladins 
Pen Pals 
Portuguese 
Pre-Heist 
Privilege 
Rare Characters 
Rebuilding 
Religious Fanaticism 
Runes 
Saints 
Sauna 
Sentimental 
Seven Years’ War 
Sick Bard (technically a LotR tag, but it’s too funny to pass up) 
Sigils 
Silent Protagonist 
Sound Challenge (I think this is for a challenge, but I couldn't find the challenge so I put it on here anyways) 
Stopwatch 
Story within a Story 
Talent Shows 
Tattoo Removal 
Three Words from a Hat 
Tourrette’s Syndrome 
Towels 
Truckers 
Undeath 
Vivisection 
Well-Written (who tags their fic with ‘well-written’?!) 
Where I Belong 
Wild Card Square 
Wizard Angst 
World Domination 
WTF 
X-Men Cameos 
Also, THERE ARE 10,000 FICS TAGGED WITH ‘BATHROOMS’. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING. WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE BATHROOMS FOR. 
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Okay I absolutely hate posting hot takes online these days but this is just my impossible idea of the minute here and I need to chime in on this particular pet peeve of mine; I wish that at the very least bare minimum, people would stop calling angels “eldritch horrors” and use the much more appropriate term “eldritch wonders,” and here’s why.
I could talk forever and bring up a million points about actual scriptural accuracy when it comes to so-called “biblically accurate angels” that are the rage to talk about these days, but to spare you all a literal Great Wall of Text, I’m not talking about any of the actual nuances of angel related Biblical doctrine. I don’t need to be the fiftieth person to point out that Ezekiel is one book. If you want that kind of thing I’ve reblogged plenty of other posts from other people with good insights on this topic you can find in my tags. I realize that the vast majority of people talking about “biblically accurate angels” are not looking to talk theology, they’re just looking to use the idea of angels as an archetype in their content in the same way that you would use any sort of otherworldly being in any fantasy setting or what have you, which I realize is a completely separate thing from trying to depict an actually accurate angel. I can even give people the benefit of the doubt if they want to use the descriptor “Eldritch” to describe the types of angels people like to talk about in Ezekiel, because the whole idea of eldritch being hard to visually comprehend and abstract compared to our own human perspective is definitely true with angels, even the ones that don’t have a prodigious quantity of eyes, and people who just see the popular depictions are drawn to that sort of motif, because people like weird abstract stuff. I too like weird abstract stuff, I wouldn’t be into cosmic horror if I didn’t, so again, I get it guys. But lumping angels into the blanket category of “Cosmic Horror” is fundamentally missing the point, and you’re at the very least missing an opportunity to introduce something to your setting that fills a different role than just “Lovecraft with a vaguely Abrahamic coat of paint.”
Angels conceptually speaking have that similar sort of effect associated with Lovecraftian beings where merely being in their presence is enough to viscerally make humans aware of their place in the cosmos, the difference I never see anyone actually make the distinction of is that everyone’s favorite angel related catchphrase that gets memed into the ground, “be not afraid,” is the polar opposite of the things associated with cosmic horror! Cthulhu doesn’t give a measly fart if you’re afraid of him, his apathy towards you is the thing that unravels your gray matter in the end, the inevitability of your own insignificance in the universe. Angels are the complete opposite of this, their entire point any time they appear in biblical stories is for the purpose of God communicating directly to humanity. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking about angels bringing good news to shepherds about Jesus’s birth in the New Testament, angels destroying entire armies in the Old Testament, or everyone’s favorite scene of the Seraphim appearing to Ezekiel in a vision with all of his wings and eyes, in every single instance we see angels in the Bible the entire point of them being seen at all is as a reminder that God has an active interest in humanity and he’s being completely to the point about what he is saying to them. It’s completely antithetical to Cosmic Horror in every sense, because when they say “don’t be afraid” they actually mean it, the burning nine-foot angel is showing up from thin air and blasting you in the face with the glory of God full force and overwhelming you to a point where you might not fully comprehend, but it isn’t overwhelming you with horror, it’s overwhelming you with wonder! It’s here to let you know that you matter enough for God to send a being from the Heavens to convey good news to you, so don’t be afraid, the impossibly and infinitely vast unfathomable cosmic being responsible for your existence knows this is a lot to handle at once but just wants to remind you He loves you, son. That’s not only totally different from Cosmic Horror, it’s also a theme I almost never see get used except I guess in C. S. Lewis’ Space Trilogy. Long story short, if you want your so called “biblically accurate angels” to be actually biblically accurate, stop thinking about them in terms of “Cosmic Horror” and “Eldritch horrors,” think instead of “Heavenly Wonder;” angels are better archetypally understood as “eldritch wonders,” as their entire purpose is to convey the wonder of God to humanity, which stands totally opposed to the indifference of the cosmic gods in the Lovecraft mythos. They’re fundamentally different worldviews if you get any deeper from the surface than “look, both have lots of eyes!” Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I promise not to say any more hot takes for another year after this.
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emerald-chaos · 3 years
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Bemine-Bucky’s 400 500?!? Follower/Birthday Weekend Sleepover!
Thank you so incredibly much for being a follower of mine. When I started this blog and began writing again, I never expected to have so many people interested in what I post. Some of you have genuinely become such good friends of mine, I’ve found new writers whom I absolutely adore and look up to, and I’ve found something that feels fun to do again.
For this sleepover I simply couldn’t help myself and I decided to make it Vine themed. Some of these work well together and others I made fit for the sake of the things I wanted to do lmao so don’t come for me too hard! Vine was such a power house back in its day, and while there are some very iconic tik toks, I wanted to pay homage to our fallen hero. I’ve linked each vine to its respective emoji, that way if you haven’t heard of the vine or just want a refresher you can enjoy it!
Anyone can participate! Anons are welcomed as well. All I ask is that you send me either the corresponding emoji or vine that goes with which game/conversation you’d like to participate in! If none of these tickle your fancy, feel free to simply talk about whatever the hell you want or send in some requests and I’ll try to get to what I can 😊 (because it’s my show, not yours).
This sleepover will begin on midnight Central Standard Time of Friday July 9th and carry over until Monday July 12th at 11:59pm Central Standard Time. But more than likely I’ll still continue to answer if people still want to send stuff in
Feel free to send multiple asks - you won’t be a bother at all! I hope you all enjoy my stupid little idea and please know I love you all so incredibly much and am so fuckin grateful for you 💖. Under the read more are the things we can chat about!
⛓Don’t kinkshame me. Kinkshaming is my kink. - Interested to know what I think about a kink? Send it in and I’ll rate it using this scale! (I won’t actually kimkshame you, no worries!)
go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
⚠️Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does. - Curious about what I have cooked up in my wips? Now is your time to ask! I will post a blurb, quote, portion, or working title of something I’ve got cooking up!
🐓Look at all those chickens! - Ask me for a picture of my dog, or better yet, share a picture of your pet with me!
🛹So no head? - FMK (anything goes…I know I will regret saying that)
👬And they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates. - Pick an AU and a character to go along with it and I’ll write you a drabble! Now is your time to send in any request you’ve been itching to see. (I will try my hand at basically any AU/trope and I write for most C Evans & Seb Stan characters, but I’d be willing to branch out to other marvel characters!)
Here are a few prompt lists if you need help
📖I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read - Send me a fic you want me to read! It can be yours or just one you’re a fan of. You could also ask me for a fic rec and I’ll send you one from my list!
🎭When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awayeyayye - Having problems you wanna talk about? Lay it on me and I’ll be here to listen or I can give you some advice if you want it❤️
💞I love you bitch. I ain’t gon never stop loving you, bitch. - Need some positivity today? Let me HYPE YOU UP.
🚔This is the comedy police, the jokes too funny! - Send a meme or request a meme! I will also share jokes, videos, tik toks, or suggestions of things I like/find funny!
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨I really do love working here, it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs. - Since we get along so well, ask me to cast my mutuals! Anything goes - characters, shows, vines, tik toks, foods, and more. You can also use this one for would you rather, ships, and other fun games!
💁🏻‍♂️What the fuck is up Kyle? - What did you say dude?? Tell me about yourself and I’ll ship you with a character. Or if you want, tell me who you ship me with!
⛪️I want a church girl who go to church, and read her bible - Interested in a curated playlist? Give me an idea and i'll try to come up with a mini playlist for you! Whether it’s a character or tell me about yourself and I’ll try to come up with something maybe you would like.
Tagging some mutuals who may be interested 🥰
@sunshinebuckybarnes @thanksforallthesushi @wastingmylifeonbritishtv @coffeebucko @babycap @blackberrybucky @belladonnabarnes @clints-lucky-arrow @electricbarnes @mischievous-barnes @buckybarneschokeme @buckys-blue-eyes @vanillanaps @lokiscollar @babyboibucky @fvryroads @xxindiglow @suchababie @divine-mistake @theyoutubedork @ritesofreverie @sableseb @buckycuddlebuddy @bibbidibobbidibucky @darlingsteve @lookiamtrying @sweeterthanthis @msmarvelwrites @navybrat817 @animehearteyes
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two-tied-hearts · 3 years
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I wasn't going to reply, because what I have to say is a bit charged, and the least thing I want is to make you uncomfortable in your space, but your tags indicated you wanted us to interact so I thought I might as well. I do have to apologise in advance in case of anything, it is really not my intention to upset, but I also feel this needs a reply. I think in retrospect, having read what I wrote back, this might not have even been about reluctance as much as I'm starting to think that post triggered my fight or flight response.
That anon that complained about Yashahime, I can understand the gripe to some extent, and no one ever really said the season is perfect, there were moments in the season that could have been done better, especially partaining to pacing, but especially now when we know there will be more coming, and that what we got is hardly the whole deal, to act like sessrin is reduced to just that first season is ridiculous. Quite frankly even so, their dynamic wasn't impacted at all, they're the same dynamic we all fell in love with, but they're put in a difficult situation... which, sure, ok... but... that's just... storytelling? There needs to be a story... to tell? I'm not sure what exactly people expected honestly.
Maybe not necessarily this case, but most times when I've seen people say that, what they mean is they see Sunrise's portrayal of Rin as a "complacent breeder", which honestly is offensive, false, and also just weird in the context of both the plot and the dynamic, especially if and when you understand it. Or they call Rin useless, apparently that's a thing too now... in any case, it sets some of my alarms off, I think valid critique is most welcome, but the things thay I've seen spewed around here under the guise of "criticism", hardly really qualify as that at all and are said in bad faith.
On a personal note, and this is more why I was reluctant to reply, people who are overly obsessed with fictive characters' ages make me uncomfortable, and dare I say, outright give me the creeps. If you have that much trouble distancing yourself from fiction to the point where you need to know pixel ages down to the last second since their "birth", that you can't even enjoy a character dynamic lest it abides by the bible, that to me is a big red flag, and more often than not people who are so concerned with them are antis/fancops, in other words, abusers. If the person who sent that is who I think they are, then for sure it's a fancop, and when they say "bully", they mean they were called out for harassing artists and spewing terfery, and despite them outright hurting people, and overall being harmful, when that was called into question, rather than hold themselves accountable, they took to fleeing and painting a narrative.
Returning to topic and to the characters' ages business, I'm also suspicious of anyone at all who allocates time to argue about Rin's age any one way or another, because Rin has never even had a canon age as per the original material, and quite frankly it's irrelevant. But I guess that's a hot take, to say that the fake numbers slapped on a fake, nonexistent character, are fake and have no real importance. It just makes me very curious how some are so certain Rin is 16 or younger when there are no sources to be cited either pro or against. Even with assumptions of her age in Inuyasha, which are for the most part a consensus across the whole Inufandom, and subsequent calculations based on Kagome's age and the timeline, most of the time Rin's age results around 17 if you read an analysis done in good faith. The only ones who age her down, and can't even settle on 1 single age for her, since depending on which of them you ask they'll say anything between 12-16... are yet again the fancops. Most people ship things because they enjoy a dynamic, characters' personalities that compliment each other and so forth, it's never about character ages™ or shipping the right™, most realistic™, most morally coherent with our real life views™ thing, and being perfomative and trying to turn it into that has singlehandedly hurt more people, and been the most dangerous turn fandom could have ever taken.
Okay! Let's dive in!
I agree with you. The first season wasn't perfect. it did have it's flaws, but that's what a first season is. It's to set up the characters and the world they live in. I'm not saying next season will be better, but it has room to grow. There is still story left, it's not finished yet.
You are definitely right about this! Rin is in no way a "breeder" or "useless". It's extremely rude to call someone a breeder just because they want/have children. That is very misogynist and reduces women to basically nothing. What's worse is that some of the people who say that are also women so they are saying that themselves and all women are worthless and that is not the case.
Yes, Rin's age was never specified. At the end of the day her age is basically a headcanon. We don't know how old she was when she married Sesshomaru or gave birth to the twins. She could have been 14 or 16 or 17. It was super common back then for people to marry and have kids at a young age. Even today people are having children at that age. But again we don't know how old she was! It shouldn't be a problem and it shouldn't be obsessed over. Just say what you think her age is and go.
Obsessing over a fictional ship/characters isn't healthy. Other than liking sessrin I have responsibilities in the real world. I have a life outside of fandoms that I'm in. I also agree with you, people who obsess over her age or actively showing their hate for a ship makes me super uncomfortable. It's like "okay we get it you don't like sessrin. We don't care as long as you don't harass us just because of lines on a screen." It's nice to like shows and ships but people shouldn't only be contributing to hate. It's unnecessary and a waste of time.
To sum up everything, and to the people who keep spreading hate, here is a quote of my favourite meme: "Calm down son, it's just a drawing."
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🥝 x5
let me gush about people | always accepting | @themechaneer
i’m sorry but the number of these just begs this to be about outlast gang aka the reason why I even stuck around here so
🥝 no 1: @alicemarion (i’m not gonna tag all of your blogs I’m bound to miss some). Wander!! Depending on the day (or minute) either the purest angel you’ve ever talked to or an absolute gremlin and I’m loving either one. Will absolutely pick apart every piece of media and ask the hard questions, but also... have you ever meet the human equivalent of mixing cotton candy with a puppy because I think that fits the vibe? (also your package STILL didn’t arrive wtf.)
🥝 no 2: @hereticalmother (also not tagging all your blogs) Rose was pretty much the first “new” person I talked to when I got back here and most of the reason why I didn’t dip out after a week again. They are incredibly sweet and loving and way too gorgeous to be real and I honest to god don’t know how I ever lived without knowing them. Also, always there to entertain my stupid ideas! (bible summer camp AU!!!) 
🥝 no 3: @richardtrager (why do you all have too many blogs). Bre is also a gremlin in the best way. Sometimes you need someone to go through all the fucked-up stuff with, you know, and she’s just the type of person you hit up at the most random hours when you have An IdeaTM . Also definitely the life of the party. I love her more than anything.
🥝 no 4: @5minutetorture i’ve had Bones for a day and I would legit kill for them. finally someone who understood the fucking assignment. great taste in music, better taste in memes, fantastic writer, can’t wait to know them better.
🥝 no 5: @wclrider do you ever see someone and think I wish I could write like that? I wish I understood how they make words flow so good? I legit can’t wrap my head around how they do so well?? Yeah. That. But up like, ten times that. Twenty times. I’m just in constant awe. 
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rahleeyah · 3 years
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Fic Interview Meme
Tagged by @idoltina thank you friend 😘
Name: rahleeyah (this has been my name for a decade I am never changing it)
Fandoms I write (or have written) for: Spooks, The Doctor Blake Mysteries, City Homicide, SVU, the Closer back in ye olde days, dabbled in a few others
Two-Shot: I am also confused by this question lmao since the next one is "most popular multi chapter" I am going to answer with my most popular one/two shot. By Ao3 hits/comments/kudos it's Stubborn Love (I am excluding Changes bc it's 3 chapters).
Most popular multi-chapter: using hits/comments/kudos, the winner is Hell of a View, but I gotta give a shout-out to Long Way Down coming in second on comments when there's about 25 people total in that fandom, love you Blake fam, thank you for embracing madam Jean 🥰
Actual worst part of writing: ok I have to agree with you, it's transitions. I am so guilty of starting a scene about ten minutes earlier than it needs to, and trying to walk people through every single step of the character's days, so that's something I'm actively working on, trimming the transition from point a to point b. Also, smut is a close second; I love writing smut. I love having written smut. But it takes me twice as long as anything else and I inevitably end up just grinding out three words at a time, swearing.
How you choose your titles: there is absolutely zero rhyme or reason to my process. Maybe it's a song I liked that day. Maybe it's a popular idiom that suits (I will always be proud of the pun in A Will and a Way). For one shots I tend to use shorter, snappier titles that have some vague bearing on the theme of the piece but sometimes it's a stretch and I'm just trying to put something down so I can post the damn thing.
Do you outline: sometimes, kinda. Some fics don't need an outline, I know where they're going. Sometimes I do bullet point lists of things that need to happen; with Collision Course, for example, timing was vital as we were switching between past and present and they had to match up at certain points, so I had a list of things that I wanted to happen and tweaked it as I went, as necessary. For long fics (I frequently write 30+ chapters) I will also usually have a doc to refer to with birthdays and dates of important events; the doc I made for A Messy Kind of Love is my Blake bible to this day.
Ideas I probably won't get around to but would be nice: ok I don't have any that I don't think I'm gonna write. They all exist in equal possibility, like I'd like to get to all of them eventually. But the ones that'll take the longest to get to are: selkie Jean, Blake beauty and the beast AU, and madam Liv. Actually that's not true I'll probably get to madam Liv before I get to benverse. But I'm a changeable creature.
Best writing habits: routine!!!! This is the answer every time someone asks how I write fics that are so long, or how they go up so fast. There are things we can do to trick our brains into performing, they just need the right environment. Like, in college I only did homework in the library or in a classroom after hours, bc my brain recognized that we were in A Place Designated For Work, and I could stay on task much longer there than in my room, bc my room was A Place To Relax. Carve out a time, or a space, or a series of environmental triggers and recreate them over and over and your brain will learn to focus and write under those conditions. Everybody's life and schedule is different, but if you can find A Place That Is Just For Writing, it will help.
Spicy opinions: I hate first person pov. If a fic starts with "I", I will almost immediately back out of it. It has to be shockingly good for me to read it (I am thinking of the massive Malcolm pov spooks fic). Second person is marginally less unappealing to me but again it has to be really remarkable for me to carry on with it. I don't like fluff fics. Like "the gang goes to the beach and shenanigans ensue!" They are great and they should be written and there are people who wanna read them just not me. And that's fine!! Bc not every fic is for every reader and that's the point; there is such a variety of interests and passions in fandom and there is something for everyone and if you don't like what's in front of you, you close it and go to the next one.
Tagging: @gabolange @andallthatmishigas @doctoraliceharvey and anyone else who sees and wants to play
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get to know the mun!
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———  basics! ♡
(PEN)NAME: Aria (some may know me as Verseau)
PRONOUNS: she/they
ZODIAC SIGNS: Aquarius sun, Cancer moon, Saggitarius Rising
TAKEN OR SINGLE: taken by two lovely people,,,
———  three  facts! ♡
I’m trans! I’ve only just started HRT this year after jumping through a couple hurdles but I’m over half a month in now and I couldn’t be happier with my progress so far! I’m hoping to be even more outwardly feminine in my daily life in 2021 and I’ve already taken a lotta good steps towards that!
I’m a student of mechanical engineering (though I kinda wish I was doing electrical engineering or software engineering bc I’m so much better at that)! My early aspirations for robotic science kinda got birthed into Alex’s interests in-character, and though I definitely retain an interest in it, if not just for writing her character then because robots are fuckin awesome, I dunno if I’ll be able to find a career in it myself... I’ve yet to really figure out what I wanna do with it but I’ll get there someday!
Alright this is a bit of a weird story but listen... I went to this like, catholic private school when I was doing secondary school (high school for you yankees) so we had to have mandatory services in chapel. And, y’know, kids don’t wanna be sat there listening to bible stories for half an hour of their lunch break so our chaplain occasionally spiced things up by bringing shit in. So, one day, he’s telling the story about adam and eve and the snake in the tree, two other kids played adam and eve (they weren’t naked before you ask, why would you think that) and I played... the tree. So I just,, stood there? And then we got to the part where the snake appeared in the tree, at which point the science teacher pulled out this FUCKING BALL PYTHON HE KEPT AND WRAPPED IT OVER MY SHOULDERS. SO,, i just had to stand there and stay calm while this snake was coiling around my neck and everyone else was looking at me all :monkaS: like,,, I got out ok but that’s all I was known for for like a week after that service, god.
———  experience ! ♡
Ooosh, I’ve been in the RP scene since, uhh... 2014? 2015? Embarrassingly enough my first few roleplays were in the F/NA/F scene on shamchat and chatzy with a group of friends (which I got to via reddit of all places). After that, I migrated to tumblr and got involved in the scene while re/born/ica’s AU was The Scene in that rpc, eventually my character (it was only Iris at the time, but I eventually brought Alex in too) evolved into fandomless OCs and I stuck around the tumblr rpc for the next few years to come. I also love roleplaying on discord and I’m generally better with activity there and better at organising threads so if y’all wanna move any threads to a private discord server just hmu! My discord is V.Aria#3817
———  muse preference !  ♡
Oooh,,, I think my OCs are actually pretty flexible when it comes to this kinda thing. Alex is the poster child of the blog (always has been tbh,,) but I love love LOVE getting interactions with yeong-hui and garis as well!! The theme of this blog is actually about their diverging stories and how they both coped with similar trauma in vastly different ways (highlighting the disparity between their ways of life, their circumstances, and who they are as people). As for the kind of people I prefer to interact with,,, let’s get this straight, I like a bastard character who’s kinda tastefully awful to others but not in a severe way but if your character is just Asshole then like. chances are we won’t get along. I’m also vvv much a fan of chaotic muses, smart muses, and definitely muses with a more compassionate personality bc y’know what? that’s kinda exactly what they need!
———  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡    
FLUFF: Oh yes!!! I love love love both romantic and platonic fluff, just the kind of quality time and gift giving and shit that forges a bond between characters? Good shit, all the time! I love plotted romances so if you have an interest in that don’t hesitate to hit me up bc I’ll definitely do that for you whenever I get the chance
ANGST: OHOHOH... I haven’t actually had the chance to write a lot of angst recently, but both of my characters are BUILT for that shit! I wanna be able to have a plot where just, outbursts happen, trauma gets the better of the muses and they break down and they need comfort, or one of them gets badly hurt or in a bad situation and we’re forced to see how the other one contends with the situation!! I haven’t written that in so so long and I wanna see more of it!!
SMUT: I get it’s not for everyone and I tag all my nsfw on here bc of that (i’ve been thinking of making an nsfw sideblog but idk if there’s any interest,,) but! Writing smut and intimacy between muses is peak shit and I’m ALWAYS down for it!! Both of my muses are down for one night stand stuff as well - although romantic smut is the GOOD good shit always, it’s also really interesting to see how relationships develop as a result of sleeping around and just,,, otherwise casually interacting!
PLOT / MEMES: I find it easier to jump into interactions with a good open starter or an ask meme - I’m actually embarrassingly reliant on ask memes to really get any interaction going one way or the other so I encourage reblogging them and sending some in to me as well!! However! A plotted relationship dynamic is also very very good, I love exploring dynamics like two muses being coworkers/business associates, or roommates or just, someone they met at a bar or something. That’s just for setting the foundation but I also love throwing out ideas for interactions between our muses!! When I get sent a sentence starter meme I always have fun answering them and always look for a thread to sprout from them!!!
tagged by: @aemiliiu​ (thanks so much hun!!!) Tagging: uhhhhh,,,, I dunno who else would appreciate this but if you wanna have a crack at it, do it and tag me!
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murdcck · 3 years
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MUSIC MEME
rules: share five songs that represent your muse! repost, don’t reblog!
TRACK 001 // in the blood by john mayer
“  How much of my mother has my mother left in me? How much of my love will be insane to some degree? And what about this feeling that I'm never good enough? Will it wash out in the water, or is it always in the blood? ”
TRACK 002 // heavenly father by bon iver
“ Ever since I heard the howlin' wind I didn't need to go where a bible went But then you know your gifts seemed heaven sent Just lead me to a choler, dad, that's the thing. ”
TRACK 003 // disarm by smashing pumpkins
“ Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn Ooh, the years burn.  ”
TRACK 004 // pardon me by incubus
“  So pardon me while I burst Into flames. I've had enough of the world And its people's mindless games. So pardon me while I burn And rise above the flame. Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same! “ 
TRACK 005 // burn by the cure
“  "Oh, don't talk of love," the shadows purr Murmuring me away from you "Don't talk of worlds that never were The end is all that's ever true There's nothing you can ever say Nothing you can ever do" Still every night I burn Every night I scream your name. ”
TAGGED BY : stole from @stfreds TAGGING : @sevenbulletsavior, @sevenswcrds, @esoteriks, @arachnrd, @gloriousxdarkness, @mtchstck, @gloryshound ( for jessica! )
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