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trofysisters · 3 days

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Анфиса

Из-за значительного понижения в должности моральный дух Анфисы упал. Чтобы поддержать жену и поднять ей настроение, Эдуард решил показать ей водолаза и нырнуть в унитаз. (Due to the significant demotion, Anfisa's morale dropped. To support his wife and cheer her up, Eduard decided to show her a diver and dive into the toilet)

Но ничто не улучшает самооценку, как блестящая победа над террористами. И пусть Анфисе много лет, и она уже не наденет миниюбку и колготки в сеточку - униформу секретного агента, но спасти мир она еще способна, что и сделает через полтора часа на новой должности. (But nothing improves self-esteem like a brilliant victory over terrorists. And even though Anfisa is many years old, and she will no longer wear a miniskirt and fishnet tights - the uniform of a secret agent, she is still capable of saving the world, which she will do after an hour and a half in her new position)

Если Анфиса обладает многолетним опытом и знанием о несправедливости мира, то ее сын, Давид, еще юн, наивен и считает себя идеальным кандидатом в члены Конгресса. Он и представить не мог сколько грязи и лжи на него выльют соперники: - У Вас грязные руки! Коррупционер! - Я всегда мою руки с мылом и невинен, - оправдывался Давид. - Девственник! Вы не исполняете супружеский долг, не исполните долг и перед народом! Ваша жена - светлая! Вы расист! - Я не женат, и мы не спим вместе. Я не расист, я - метис, - пытался отбиваться Давид, но тщетно. Он выбыл из предвыборной гонки и сильно растерял харизму. (If Anfisa has many years of experience and knowledge of the injustice of the world, then her son, David, is still young, naive and considers himself an ideal candidate for member of Congress. He could not even imagine how much dirt and lies his rivals would pour on him: - Your hands are dirty! Corrupt official! - I always wash my hands with soap and am innocent, - David justified himself. - Virgin! You do not fulfill your marital duty, and you will not fulfill your duty to the people! Your wife is light! You are a racist! - I'm not married, and we don't sleep together. I’m not a racist, I’m a mestizo, - David tried to fight back, but in vain. He dropped out of the election race and lost much of his charisma)

Пока Давид учился противостоять нападкам конкурентов, Эдуард поддерживал его дух музыкой. (While David was learning to withstand the attacks of competitors, Eduard supported his son’s spirit with music)

Вскоре с миссии вернулась Анфиса снова в должности Космического пирата. И всё внимание Эдуарда переключилось на нее. А сын справиться сам, он же - сильный мужчина. (Soon Anfisa returned from the mission as a Space Pirate again. And all of Eduard’s attention switched to her. And the son can handle it on his own, he is a strong man)

Неудивительно, что, втайне мечтая о других мужчинах, Анфиса их не замечала (даже если они стояли прямо у нее за спиной и сигнализировали о готовности), желая только своего мужа. (It is not surprising that, secretly dreaming of other men, Anfisa did not notice them (even if they stood right behind her and signaled their readiness), wanting only her husband)

В свой выходной день Эдуард по приглашению старого друга поехал на прогулку в Лавку мастеров. Как настоящий мужчина он думал только о жене и о том, чем ее порадовать, например, изумрудными сережками. (On his day off, Eduard, at the invitation of an old friend, went for a walk to the Craftsmen's Shop. Like a real man, he thought only about his wife and what to please her with, for example, emerald earrings)

Даже проводя время со старым другом, он мечтал об Анфисе, и по окончании прогулки купил ей букет цветов. Не муж, а мечта! (Even while spending time with an old friend, he dreamed of Anfisa, and at the end of the walk he bought her a bouquet of flowers. Not a husband, but a dream!)

За это время Давид почти в совершенстве овладел ораторским искусством. Соперники думали, что он их не переиграет? Он их уничтожит! (During this time, David almost perfectly mastered the art of oratory. Did his opponents think that he wouldn’t beat them? He will destroy them!)

#sims 2 #devchata #anfisa #david

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a--z--u--l · 2 days

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#cyberpunk edgerunners #lucy #david #anime #otaku #favorites #Netflix #series

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lostbetweenvampiresandmusic · 2 days

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6 and 17 with David?

6. Why are you completely drenched?

17. I did everything you asked, and still you talk to me as if I'm nothing!

I hope you like this! 💜

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I sat at the edge of the cliff, staring out at the ocean in front of me. It's weird how something so gigantic and powerful could look so soothing and calming. Especially when everything surrounding it was getting crushed by an uncontrollable storm. I closed my eyes as the wind beat against my chest, feeling somewhat alive for the first time in days. I opened my eyes when I heard footsteps behind me.

"What's going on?"

I shrugged. To be completely honest, even I didn't know what exactly was going on. Or at least I didn't think I could accurately put it into words. David sat down next to me.

"If you're not going to talk-"

"I am." I said, with more force than I had intended. I sighed, looking at the ocean. "It's just all a bit much, alright?"

Now he didn't say anything, but I knew enough. This was a discussion we'd had many a time in the past few weeks. I had been pushed into a life I hadn't asked for, had changed, and left everything behind for him, and still - he acted as if it had been an easy and light decision. Maybe that was why I felt this storm brewing inside me, this anger that started to fester inside me and grow more toxic with the day.

"So you say."

I glared at David, getting up. "You know what, fuck you."

With those words, I walked off. If he didn't want to listen, I didn't want to waste my time talking. I could always go somewhere else, find someplace else to sleep. It was of no use, though. I knew he'd follow me. And I was right. The second I entered the woods, he stood behind me, responding to my earlier statement

"I think we played that game before."

"You told me that I had to change. Why?"

"You're my mate."

"You told me that mates were supposed to care for each other."

He nodded. I noticed an ice cold glare forming in his eyes, but I decided to ignore it. It was my time to be pissed now, not his.

"So why, if that's what you told me, do you act as if every single thing I did for you was nothing?"

"I don't-"

"Yes, you do! You belittle me when I miss my old life, you ignored me on my birthday when I realised that I wouldn't see my parents - every single time I as your supposed mate might have needed you, you fucking left me!"

"You needed time!" He started to raise his voice.

"I needed you!" I looked at him with tears in my eyes. "You told me, if I changed, you'd always be there for me. That we'd share everything. No more secrets, no more distance - just us."

"So?"

"So?" I repeated, my voice filled with anger and disdain. "I did everything you asked, and still you talk to me as if I'm nothing! Treat me as if I am nothing to you!"

"You're not nothing."

I glared at him. "Then maybe you should treat me differently. I'm not Star. I am not a liability, nor am I some stranger you let into your life."

I walked away from him, and this time, he didn't follow me.

I didn't do much that evening. I cried, fed and cried some more. This was not the immortality he had promised me, and it hurt me more than I had liked to admit. I wanted the live he had promised me, I wanted the companionship he had promised me - I wanted to be his, and him to be mine. But if this was what it would be like? I sighed as I saw the sky turn slightly orange, knowing that the only place I could go now was the cave.

As I entered the cave, with my head held high and ignoring my anger and sadness, I walked straight towards my bedroom. I didn't say anything to the others, and I appreciated the fact that they didn't say anything to me either. I expected to find my room empty. Instead, I found David there. He sat on the ground, a bottle with whiskey in his hand. He looked horrible, and somehow he was soaking wet.

"Why are you completely drenched?"

"I needed to cool down." His voice was low, void of any emotion.

"Oh."

I took my shoes off, changed into my pyjamas, and brushed my teeth. I was about to step in bed when he spoke up again.

"You're right, you know."

"I'm sorry?" I asked surprised.

"I've been doing a shit job. The boys agree with you."

"So what are you going to do about it?" I asked, realising that the fact that he admitted he was wrong was a big step already.

"Listen."

I nodded. "How about compromising, sometimes?"

"Maybe."

"No, that's something you need to do. I am not going to follow your orders blindly - I never have and never will. If I don't agree with you in something, you need to be open to a compromise."

"Okay."

"Thank you." I said, stepping into bed, pulling the covers over me. It was quiet for a moment, before I spoke up again. "The bed is more comfortable than the floor."

He looked at me, before getting up, getting undressed and laying down next to me.

"I know you gave up a lot to be with me." He said after a little while, his hands lazily brushing through my hair. "I sometimes forget how much they meant to you because none of us ever had that kind of relationship with our family."

"I know."

"I'm sorry I treated you like that."

I nodded. "We should start again tomorrow. Just the two of us."

"Like a date?"

"Yeah. We need to work on us, and I think a date is the best way to do it."

David thought for a moment before nodding. "Alright."

I smiled as I looked at him, kissing his cheek softly, before falling asleep. Things would be alright between us, I was sure of that.

#the lost boys #marko #david #paul #dwayne #tlb #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #star #the lost boys x reader

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seum41 · 20 hours

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wait i never posted my dunmeshi-related OC doodles. literally everything about this AU stemmed from "haha evan how r u so sm-oh wait he would be a halfling and absolutely hate the kid treatment"

#at first i just wanted to draw them cosplaying the characters but i got carried away with evan's halfling fashion. what can i say #though i have to say. evan would be strong contender for beastkin as well.#david as a pink elf was mostly for the same comedic effect as elf!senshi like. oh suddenly the Big Boy is built like a stick.#anyway i love them so bad. big fan of syd and reyes having a crush on mara and ariel like ''woah they r so graceful and pretty and smart''#meanwhile evan looks at them very distraught like ''do we know the same mara and ariel'' bc theyre so insanely stupid and hashtag one life #art #oc #ocs #original character #original characters #AU #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi AU #dungeon meshi OC #Evan #David #Mara #Ariel

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taffybuns · 4 months

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finally finished hilda s3 !!! what a special little show, i'm gonna miss it so much !!

#hilda #hilda the series #hilda season 3 #not really spoilers u can squint but mostly its for symbolism iykyk #twig #alfur #tontu #frida #david #johanna #do any of them have surnames actually. i dont know #soupdraws

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turnipoddity · 5 months

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living’s overrated

#david #saw 0.5 #saw #saw fanart #myart

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bloodstainedmuzzle · 1 month

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Sculpture (2009) dir. Pete Jacelone

#Sculpture #Sculpture (2009)#Austin Dossey #David #Horror #horroredit #horrormovieedit #horrorsource #horrorfilmgifs #filmedit #menedit #my gif #my edit

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dailynetflix · 2 months

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015-2020) Season 1 | Episode 4

#unbreakable kimmy schmidt #uksgifs #uksedit #dailyflicks #televisiongifs #chewieblog #tvandfilm #tvedit #nessa007 #userrlaura #userstream #usergiu #useraurore #userrobin #userraffa #tuserheidi #usertj #dnetflixedit #david

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nikki-rook · 6 months

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David Tennant as Crowley - Good Omens[S2]

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #good omens 2 #gomens #goodomensedit #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #crowely #david tenannt #tennant #david #ineffable #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce

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itsafternoonpast5 · 2 months

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can you believe it max? just a few more days!

#camp camp #cc #David #max #animation #fanart

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dailyb99gifs · 3 months

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#brooklyn nine nine #b99edit #userbbelcher #userleila #nessa007 #userives #userrlaura #useralison #tuserella #amy santiago #rosa diaz #s2 #2x06 #gif #david

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wolfythewitch · 6 months

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first pass on david/jonathan designs

#I'll have to age them up #jonathan looks a bit too young here haha #art #digital art #sketch #bible #david #jonathan #wolfy religious tedtalks

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lostbetweenvampiresandmusic · 15 hours

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If you're still doing requests, 1 & 14 with poly lost boys, please.❤️ 💙 💜

1. I saw someone at the window.

14. Are you alright?

I hope you like this!

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I woke up by a ray of sunlight hitting my face. It was warm, warmer than I remembered - and that's why I woke up. I never woke up with the sun in my face. The cave was dark, our rooms hidden from the sun - so why was there sun?

I sat up, noticing that the bed I laid in wasn't mine and that I was in a bare, cold room. I moved, letting the blanket fall off of me, only to realise that my ankle was shackled to the bed. On the nightstand next to it laid a comicbook. A carpet lay on the floor. But besides that, the room was empty.

Not wanting to alarm whomever captured me, I decided to sit back down on the bed. I inspected the shackles, immediately realising that I wouldn't be able to open it on my own. I sighed, laying back down, when my eye fell on the comic book again.

Destroy all vampires

Shit. I sighed. If I hadn't entered the comicbook store yesterday to find some comics for Laddies birthday, I would not be here now. Shit!

Yesterday, the boys and I had gone to the boardwalk. Star and Laddie had gone off to get some food. I had been left for a little bit so they could feed, and I could explore the boardwalk a bit more. And that's when I found the comic bookstore. It was a small shop, run by two kids. They were a bit quirky to put it nicely, but they sold me comics nonetheless. When they saw the boys outside of the store, though, they changed. They started talking about vampires, creatures of the night, and how I was in danger. I tried to tell them I wasn't, but evidently, it was of no use. The comic book I had in my hand right now is the one they had tried to give me yesterday.

I looked up when the door opened, and the two kids walked in.

"You're safe now." Edgar looked at me, looking very pleased with his own actions.

"I wasn't in any danger."

"They're creatures of the night. They kill humans like you." Alan spoke, taking the comic from me.

"So, stealing their human is the best idea, I take it?" I looked at them both and realised they hadn't thought of that. I sighed. "Listen, I think it is admirable that you try to save humans from vampires, but really - you're mainly endangering yourselves. If you really want to fight for truth, justice, and the American way -" I quoted Edgar's speech from the night before, "how about getting involved in politics? Becoming a detective? Or a private investigator?"

"Vampires are real, and they're dangerous to all of us."

"Right now, Edgar, they're dangerous to you two. You took me from them. They're going to come for me, and will most likely kill you simply for touching me."

Alan paled, but Edgar seemed unfazed.

"You were in danger. We had to."

"You didn't. Even if I was in danger, you're what - fourteen? You don't have to rescue adults! I'm bloody twenty-four! And if an adult needs saving, they don't need it from a kid."

I sighed, realising how pathetic it was to be taken by two fourteen year olds. Then again, they hadn't harmed me, and they truly seemed to believe that they were doing the right thing. Still, this wasn't okay.

I looked out the window, realising the sun had finally set. It wouldn't be long before they got here. With a soft smile, I leaned against the wall, shaking my head slightly as I heard the two brothers plan an attack.

"It won't wor-"

"Did you see that?!" Edgar jumped up, running towards the window.

"What?" Alan looked at him.

"I saw someone at the window."

"They're here. Don't fight them and don't hurt them, alright."

"You're brainwashed, vampfucker!" I blinked twice at Edgar's comment. That was something.

I heard commotion outside of the room. Doors being broken open, furniture being ripped apart. With a loud, screeching noise, the door to this room was ripped of its hinches. It fell to the floor, and in stepped my boys.

"Are you alright?" Both Paul and Dwayne asked it, walking directly towards me.

"I am," I smiled, hugging them both. "It's just my ankle that's a bit sore."

David and Marko had also entered the room, and I saw the Frog brothers cower in a corner. "What are we going to do with them?" Marko asked.

"Kill them."

"David, they're kids. They just thought they were doing the right thing."

"They kidnapped you!"

"And they won't do it again. Come on, they're just kids."

I looked at him as Dwayne freed my ankle. He walked towards me, checking me over before helping me up. "Are you sure?"

I nodded. "As long as they're aware that we won't be lenient when they try something again."

"But-" Edgar began, but Alan quickly interrupted him. "We're sorry, it won't happen again!"

David glad at them before leaving the room. I reached out to Marko, taking his hand in mine as we left the room and the house. Once outside, I sighed deeply.

"Are you guys alright?"

"You got taken and you're asking us?" Marko chuckled.

"They were rather civil, for kidnappers that is. That being said I really don't want that to happen again."

"What are you suggesting?" Paul asked, hugging me from behind.

"Cuddle pile when we go to sleep."

David groaned, causing us to laugh.

"Those are uncomfortable."

"You just don't like getting cuddles from all of us." I pointed out.

"I don't like having everyone jumping in top of me."

"Are you calling us heavy?"

I smiled, sniffling a yawn. "Can we go home?"

"Let's get some dinner first," David said, getting on his bike. I nodded. I hadn't eaten all day, and I was quite hungry. I got on behind Dwayne, hugging him tightly as he drove off. It was nice to know that no matter what happened, they'd always be there for me. I just hoped that I could do the same for them.

As Marko went inside to order food, opting for some Italian, I stayed outside with the others.

"And they really didn't hurt you?" Dwayne asked.

"I promise. They only talked, trying to justify their actions."

"What if we kidnapped them, saving them from humans?" Paul offered, a cheeky grin on his face. I chuckled.

"That's cruel. They are terrified of vampires."

"Let's go home," Marko walked past me, handing the food to Paul, before jumping on his bike. Within seconds, we were off, racing through the woods towards the cave. Once there, we ate. Dwayne had put some music on, and as we sat on the ground, chatting and drinking, cuddling and making out, I couldn't help but feel safe again. I was home.

#the lost boys #marko #david #paul #dwayne #tlb #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #star #the lost boys x reader

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coulsart · 8 months

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