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reinahwanggg · 5 months

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Let's Go to Paris • Jaeyun Sim

•a/n tell a friend to tell a friend; reinahwanggg's baaaaaaaack! and i'm more "delusional" than ever. here's a "scenario" i was thinking of all day. i'm just a girl in love, sue me. ALSO, CREDIT TO ALL OF THE OWNERS OF THE GIFS I WILL NOW USE.

•synopsis it's the holidays, you and your husband never went on your honeymoon, and if another parent calls your phone one more time you just might SCREAM! so, to get away from the hustle and bustle of in-laws and work calls, you book a flight for you two to go to paris.

•pairing non-idol!jake sim x fem!reader

•warnings this is basically a self insert. heavily self indulgent even, mentions of food/cooking that’s all the warnings i shall give.

•genre established relationship, husband!jake, teacher!reader, holiday!au, fluff, idk some scenes are funny in my head

•word count 2.1K words

“A-alright Ms. Thompson. Yes ma’am. Yes ma’am. I will. Yes ma’am. You do the same. Okay ma’am. Bye.” You hang up the phone and sit inside the extra room you and your husband created into a studio, letting out a huge and heavy sigh.

You rest your phone down, bring your hands to your hair, and rest it on your work desk with a thunk that reverberates through the entire apartment. Your husband turns off the stove that was currently cooking you guys dinner, and walks over to the studio room with worry on his face.

He pats his hands on his apron, and adjusts his towel on his shoulder once he reaches to the door. Then he pushes it open to see you sitting there with your head down; leg bouncing up and down subconsciously. He smiles sadly at your state, and clears his throat to let you know he’s by the door.

“Another parent?” Jake, your husband of almost two years, asks inquisitively.

“The fifth one today. I’m just about ready to put my phone on, do not disturb and call it a day, but I’m waiting on a call from mom.” You reply, lifting your head to look at him from behind you.

You do a once over, then you turn your chair around to soak in his appearance. Ivory colored dress shirt with the sleeves pushed up to his elbows. Forest green apron over his work clothes. Hands folded in front of him in a way that emphasizes his biceps. You slowly drag your eyes back up to his, and you blink in surprise to see him blushing under your strong gaze.

“It’s best if you don’t put it on DND my love. If she can’t get to you, then she’ll be calling me. We both know I’m the worst person to call after 6pm, because my phone is on silent since the most important person to me is already where I can see her.” Jake replies, and you look away to hide your growing smile.

“Besides, I don’t see why you’re so against the parents calling you. You’ve been keeping in contact with them all semester.” He continues, pushing himself off of the doorframe to walk behind you and massage your shoulders.

You melt in his touch, mind slowly losing the words you had on the tip of your tongue, and you just relax at his ministrations. Once he stops for a few seconds to let you talk, you do.

“I kept in contact with them because they trusted me with their kids every single weekday for the past three or so months. I’m glad they’re happy with their child’s performance this semester, but for me to be getting calls left and right since yesterday is just absurd. Like, come on man. We’re on break for crying out loud.” You start to rant, slouching in the chair as he continues to massage your shoulders.

He lets you talk about how you feel, and you gladly take up his offer as you spill it all out to him. As much as you loved your students, you also wanted a break from anything work related. All this school and grades talk from the parents aren’t helping you in that area.

Jake lets you blow off some steam, and when he knows you’re done, he leans over you to open up your laptop for you. He then plants a kiss on your forehead, then your cheeks, then your nose. You turn back to look at him as you giggle in joy. Then he pecks your lips. Once, twice, three times. Again and again he dives in and claims your lips. Once you’re smiling so wide that you can’t peck his lips any longer (for now), he smiles brightly back at you, resting your foreheads together for a few seconds.

“Now that you’ve talked it all out, how about you shop for some stuff, and I’ll call you to let you know when dinner’s ready. Does that sound good?” He asks, looking down at you once he moves his forehead away from yours and stands up to look at the love of his life.

“That sounds great. We’ll talk a bit more once the food’s done?”

“Of course. I’ll always listen to you.”

“As will I, Jake. As will I.”

“Babe?!” is what pulls Jake out of his cooking induced headspace, and he turns off the stove once more to go to his wife.

“Yes my love?” He replies once he reaches the door, and he shakes his head with a smile on his face once he notices that you’re very immersed in whatever you’re doing on the laptop.

“Yes or no?” you ask, and the question causes him to stiffen for a few moments, before he opens his mouth and just answers,

“Yes.” a small smile on his face once he sees you nod your head at his confirmation.

“Alright, cool. Thank you my darling.” You say in gratitude.

“Anything for you my love.” He replies.

Jake walks back to the kitchen to continue with his dinner, mind going back into his cooking headspace, and the short interaction is forgotten by the time he finishes the meal and calls you to the table.

The food is graced, the table is plated and the steam from the food dances around the air once you two sit down, and before you can pick up your utensils to eat, your phone rings off. You apologize to your husband for the disturbance and answer the phone at the table, listening to your mom and whatever it was that she needed to tell you so desperately.

You hang up the phone with a promise to check in more often, and you finally put your phone on DND, resting it down on the table and picking up your utensils to eat. Jake tells you about his day at work, and you listen to him speak without making any noise, just like he did to you earlier. He then tells you how his boss reminded him of his untouched vacation time, and like a light bulb being turned on, he remembers the conversation from earlier.

He lets you talk after he gets his day out of the way, and when you're done (and the food’s been devoured) he asks you about it.

“You’re gonna tell me what I agreed to, or am I gonna be kept out of the dark until it happens?” He asks as he’s drying the dishes you hand to him.

“Oh yeah! While I was shopping, I got an email from the airline we usually use that told me I had enough points to get a select few flights for really cheap. I mean, obviously I had to grab it. We both need a little break, and it’s been a while since we went away; just the two of us.” You rambled on, completely missing the way Jake’s eyes bulged out of his head in shock once he realizes he basically agreed to you two going on a little vacation with little to no planning.

“You what?” is all he could force himself to ask.

“I booked us a flight! Jake, let’s go to Paris!” You reply enthusiastically, eyes shining as you turn to him with a bright smile on your face that makes it hard to say no to.

“We’re not going to Paris.” He sternly implies, flinching once he sees you deflate.

“Why not? You need a break from your job. Everyone knows if I get another call from a parent I’m gonna get off of this piece of land one way or the other.” You inquire.

“It’s three days before the holidays for one. Quite frankly the busiest time of the year for the traveling business. Getting a cheap ticket from our regular airline right around their busiest time seems a bit suspicious. We also have to plan where to sleep, what we’re gonna see when we get there, how long we’re staying there. All of this has to be taken into consideration, love.”

“It’s something we can discuss together. And besides, I may be a bit drifty, but I sure as heck ain’t ditzy. I checked the prices, and the travel time. I even emailed them to make sure it wasn’t a scam before I asked you earlier. The prices were so low even I couldn’t believe it, and I was the one shopping. And besides, it’s after the holidays. We’ll be gone and back before you know it. So, please? Can we go?” You lay out to him, and you can see that he’s genuinely contemplating it once he rests his towel down and gives you his undivided attention.

He stands there for a couple moments, looking at you as you look at him. Then he sighs heavily. You totally have this trip in the bag! Time to pack your bags.

“We’re not going to Paris, and that’s final.”

“I can’t believe we’re going to PARIS!” You giddily exclaim once Jake parks the car to the airport.

“Neither can I.” Jake deadpans, and puts his hands up in surrender when you glare at him.

“Hey! Think of it this way, we’re finally going on the honeymoon we deserve.” You try to reason, but that seems to upset him further.

“We both know that we’d rather mop the bottom of the ocean than to go anywhere other than our predetermined spot for our honeymoon. I will much rather refer to it as our alone time.” Jake snarkily follows up.

“Okay fine. I’m sorry for booking a trip for the both of us, and not properly consulting you about it. I should’ve asked, not only because we’re husband and wife, but because it was your money in the first place, and your opinion on the matter weighs just as much as mine.” You place your hand in his, and lean on his arm as you blink your pretty lashes at him.

Jake rolls his eyes with a smile on his face and places a soft kiss on your lips, a reply to your apology. He pulls the suitcase from you and accepts your apology verbally. Then, both of you head into the airport; ready to get away from it all. Even if it’s only for a short while.

You lay skin to skin with your lover as you drift to and from dreamland. Your chest rises and falls in time with Jake’s as you caress his face gently. Your heart is filled once you feel the grip on your waist tighten, and you look away from your hand to his eyes to see a huge smile already on Jake’s face.

“The love I have for you pumps with every beat of my heart. And I will continue to love you as long as my heart continues to beat within my chest.” Jake says after a few moments, hand around your waist skimming up your body to wipe the tears from your eyes.

“The sun that rises on the horizon can help paint a million portraits of the sky to come. The clouds that scatter in the air can assist in creating a hundred masterpieces once the sun ends its shift. None of that can even step a foot to the beauty you bring along with you everywhere you go.” He continues, kissing the crown of your head at the end of the last sentence.

“The love you give me reminds me of cafes on a spring day; a warmth so rare, yet so inviting that when you stray too far from it, you long for more. I long to stay by your side forevermore. As the sun paints the sky orange, then red, then yellow, then pink, I want to be beside you to see it all.” Jake finishes.

You rub his cheek one more time before your lips crash into his. Your hands rub his nape in a gentleness that contrasts greatly from the passion and fervor. Your lips move back and his lips chase, capturing it again and again. Loving you again and again. You continue to tangle yourselves up within each other, lost within each other once more.

BONUS

“I can’t believe they were out of croissants. This is like … the third cafe to tell us this. Should I just give up on my dreams of eating a croissant on a winter day in Paris?” You ask Jake, who’s taking a video of you because he saw how joyful you looked in the snow earlier.

“Let’s try two more cafes before you give up, my love.” Jake advises, and snaps a picture of you unconsciously pouting in dismal.

“You have to buy me three croissants if we find some.” You bargain.

“Anything for you, my love.” Jake accepts easily.

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slimylittlemaggot · 9 months

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PROFESSOR PROPAGANDA!!!…. Well. Kinda.

Now thrown into the mix, we have the Substitute! He’s a mimic, and when people wear the puppet then he gains control of their body and slowly feeds off of them, so he’s kind of a messed up/parasitic mimic. He loves preforming for crowds, and models himself after the time traveling wizard, the Professor! His goal is to replace the Professor, so that he can use his students as a host. He could basically have an unlimited food source if he succeeds.

I love this puppet history dnd au so much.

#original art #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #digital art #doodlings #puppet history #watcher #dnd art #puppet history dnd au #the substitute #love this little guy

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catnatch · 8 months

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okay so with all this au talk, the DnD college au is actually occupying most of my brain space. here's how it starts (LOTS more info under the cut):

Yosuke is a college first year and has had terrible luck doing the whole fresh start, make lots of friends (and get tons of babes) so far.... so while he doesn't like his suitemate Kubo too much, when Kubo wheedles him to join him for some dorm board game thing (so he doesn't look like too much like a creep going alone; and "it's not like YOU've got any plans on a Friday night, Hanamura") to get close to Yuki-chan- "and there are other hotties there!!" Yosuke doesn't protest TOO much. plus there's free food!

board game thing was actually a DnD session a couple of other first years are trying to put together. also in attendance are: Souji (the dm), Yukiko and Chie (they're already friends but don't know the rest of the group), Kanji, Naoto (Rise is there briefly (she's Naoto's girlfriend); she won't be joining but she wanted to steal Souji's cooking and catch up a little as she, Naoto and Souji are already friends- Naoto is the one to help convince Souji to put together this DnD recruitment, actually. Rise's very busy but she'll appear on occasion throughout the campaign when Souji begs her to play a dramatic bit parts for NPCs) and Ai just cos I feel like other people than the IT should join for a lil bit (she will make an excuse 20 minutes in "ohhhh something came up I'll be right back." she doesn't.) Mitsuo will not be returning after the first session after Yukiko flatly turns him down. Teddie is back home with Yosuke's parents since he's not college age yet and won't be a part of this at all, probably

first session is a little messy (the enthusiasm levels vary wildly among the players) but what hooks Yosuke and gets him to come back again is one of his off the wall ideas in combat actually worked and won them the battle and the dopamine he got from that is unmatched

what's the campaign look like: UHHHHHH i don't know but I have the vague idea it would somewhat mirror the events of p4- so instead of some world ending adventuring maybe the gang uncovers a serial murder plot? but more fantasy. and maybe the murderer's story is somehow tied to the NPC that Yosuke eventually falls in love with idk

the gang's characters!

Naoto already had their character planned out beforehand: an elf ranger ♂ (Souji had to talk them down from going into some super specific off-book combo to not scare off the newbies that hopefully would join). Yukiko, Chie, and Kanji had all actually read the recruitment flyer for this event so had a vague idea of their characters but haven't played a ttrpg before so just went with what appealed to them rather then how they play. Yukiko: tiefling warlock (and after she learned Naoto is x-gender she thought that sounded fun and made her character x-gender as well; Naoto thinks maybe they're being mocked but it's genuine on Yukiko's part). Chie: human monk ♀. Kanji: halfling cleric ♀. Yosuke had no idea what he was getting into so he's just going for what's Coolest. he considered being a super yolked warrior but nah... not even in make believe. But he could be an awesome stealthy ninja!! So he chooses rogue. as for race, he's not going to be an elf that's basically like being a fairy, right, and he's not... but he thinks they get cool bonus powers or something so he'll go with half-elf.

(Ai tried to be an elf princess but Souji gently maneuvered her to elf druid. Kubo went with the first things that caught his eye: dragonborn barbarian)

as for names, only Naoto came up with one already (Erawin <deeply into western high fantasy>); the rest of the gang workshops names at the table:

Yosuke: Jira (i'm not creative what do u want from me .)

Chie<sweating, desperately trying not to say her literal first thought > : her name is……uhhh… <gives up> Lee…

Yukiko just tries vague grunts to turn into a name (“Grgk!” “no” “Aaaht!” “no” “ERP!” “sounds like a belch” <yukiko laugh > “is that a name?? er- no” “Hrk!” “OKAY YES HRK YOU CAN BE HRK”)

Kanji: Usagi (it is for the reason you're thinking)

anyway the main meat of the au is an NPC appearing and then reoccurring throughout the campaign that Yosuke's character forms a natural rapport with... Souji picks up on this and fleshes out the NPC beyond what was a throw away background character. the gang try to do their DnD sessions every week for at least a couple hours, but it still takes them weeks and weeks to get through what Souji planned. since it's so gradual, Yosuke doesn't notice when their characters' banter turned from playful to outright flirtatious...

and he swears he's not like THAT but he can't help getting so genuinely upset when he dies* in Jira's arms and Yosuke can't separate character from person when he hears Souji's voice tells him before he dies that he- he loves--

*temporarily; I'm not a monster

#souyo hell! souyo hell!#blame ribbons (lovingly) for this #au posting

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carriagelamp · 1 year

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Man I got lucky this month, I got to read a bunch of excellent books, including some really neat queer novels. Nothing like a break to really get to kick back and enjoy reading for the sheer pleasure of reading rather than a desperate escape

Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation manhua v1

Unsurprising to absolutely anyone who’s been reading these, I picked up the first book of the manhua adaptation of Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation. It covers the first part of the first book, which basically amounts of Wei Wuxian’s revival and his flight from Mo Manor to the mountain and the Night Hunt. Besides for WWX, we get to meet Lan Wanji, the juniors, and Jiang Cheng, all of which have great designs. Like the rest of this series, it was a pleasure to read, the adaptation was done really well, and I’m excited for the next volume.

The Ice Monster

This book was very… meh. I was pretty disappointed, because I’ve really enjoyed the other two books I’ve read by David Walliams so far, and this was probably the one I was most excited about, but it was… incredibly middling compared to the others.

The Ice Monster is about a Victorian orphan, Elsie, who escapes from the brutal orphanage she had been raised in and was making her way on the streets. During this time, a great mammoth that had been found in the Arctic was being transported to the museum for display. Elsie feels a kinship for this “monster” and begins a series of events that lead to it being freed from the ice and set loose in London.

There were good moments in this book and I’m sure a kid would enjoy it, but ultimately it felt like way too many fart jokes and not enough substance compared to Walliams’ other books.

I Think Our Son Is Gay v2

A very sweet manga series I’ve been reading from the library. It follows the POV of a mother who suspects that her son is gay but who isn’t quite ready to come out yet. It’s a nice balance of humour — the art is cute and the characters have fun reactions to various silly things that happen in their lives — and love while still asking what it must be like to be gay in a homophobic society. A good read.

Legends & Lattes

SUCH a fun novel, it was exactly what I needed this month.

The story is about an orc mercenary called Viv who, after 20 years of fighting and killing, has had enough and is ready to settle down. Using the mysterious reward from her last adventure, Viv leaves her old company to find what she hopes will be the perfect city to open a coffee shop. Which is a daunting task in a part of the world that has never ever heard of coffee before and is suitably leery of this “bean water”.

If you want an action-packed, edge of your seat adventure book… don’t read this. This is the epitome of “cosy” fiction — its tag line is “high fantasy and low stakes”. If you want a dnd coffee au in novel form that’s about friendship and food… then this is THE perfect novel. It made me feel so warm and happy (and hungry).

Lucky Luke: The Oklahoma Land Rush // The Man Who Shot Lucky Luke

Lucky Luke is a BD series I’ve heard a lot about, and after seeing a couple episodes of it on Prime I decided I needed to actually pick up a volume or two. I’m delighted I did and I think I’ll need to read more now!

The general premise is that of a western. The titular character, Lucky Luke, is a clever and nearly unflappable gun-slinger who can “shoot faster than his shadow”. Luke gets into a range of silly, comedic Wild West adventures and inevitably comes out on top for the sake of justice. Naturally, the genre being what it is, the whole First Nations thing is… rough, but the books were enjoyable if you can look past that.

The first book I read was The Oklahoma Land Rush which is fairly indicative of the series I believe and is about Luke being hired to help police the desperate rush of settlers to claim land in Oklahoma. The second was The Man Who Shot Lucky Luke which was written by Matthieu Bonhomme instead of Morris and is a slightly grittier, more serious take on Luke. I enjoyed this one just as much — it still managed to be funny, but the stakes felt much higher. And the art was just stunning.

The Night Gardener

A fun, creepy middle grade horror. A story about two young Irish immigrants trying their best to survive in the absence of their parents. In a last desperate attempt to get work they find themselves way out at a desolate, crumbling English manor that has been almost completely consumed by a strange tree. The family there is as desolate and strange as the grounds, pale and sickly and carrying a mysterious secret. The siblings realise just how strange and dangerous this estate might be as they’re drawn deeper into the secrets and begin to suspect that there’s something else living and working on the grounds…

I really like Jonathan Auxier's writing and I’ve been meaning to try this novel for years. I was glad to have finally done it.

Doctor Who: The Runaway Tardis

Just a cute little picture book. Pop Classics does some fun work and the art style really worked for Doctor Who. It’s about a little girl who has moved and is struggling with needing to make whole new friends in a place she doesn’t know. The themes of loneliness and goodbyes and needing to move on and make new friends was actually perfect to pair with Doctor Who; despite being quite simple and silly looking, it actually made me feel things for both the Doctor and the little girl.

Sandman v1/2

Everyone has been so hyped about The Sandman! I’ve been wanting to get in on it but I’m not very good at sitting down and watching shows so I thought I might try the original comics. Honestly I should have known better. I don’t really like this harsh style of American comics and if we’re being totally honest I don’t generally like Gaiman’s longer prose. This, unsurprisingly, combined two things I don’t like and ended up with a comic I didn’t like. Things only went down hill when fucking Batman appeared. It didn’t even really feel like it had the humour I would at least expect from Gaiman besides for a few brief glimmers. I appreciate that other people really like this series but oof. Not for me.

The Secret Garden

I love The Secret Garden, it’s one of those comfort books that I need to reread every few years. I was listening to it as an audiobook this time and it was so lovely to see the first signs of spring appearing while listening to this story. If you want something feel good I highly recommend starting it because we are in the season for it.

If you’ve never read The Secret Garden, the premise is of a young, spoiled, but horrifically neglected child who was raised in British-occupied India. She is a bad-tempered, sour, and demanding child known to others as “Mistress Mary quite contrary”. When her parents die of a cholera outbreak she is sent back to England to live at her uncle’s manor on the Yorkshire moors. This relative is also distant and bitter, apparently hunchbacked and widowed. Once more alone, Mary is suddenly expected to do things for herself and isn’t given her every demand — instead she begins to befriend the cheerful, plain-spoken maid and starts spending time outside, exploring and playing for what feels like the first time in her life…

Wallace & Gromit: Crackers in Space

I stumbled across this as an audiobook. After the fact I realised it’s also a comic. Oddly enough, the comic seemed profoundly bad — I’ve never really liked any of the Wallace and Gromit comics — but the audiobook version was a delight. It has the actual voice actor for Wallace, so it sounded completely like I had just put an episode on in the background that I had never watched before. They were also very clever about giving Gromit a “voice” despite him being a non-verbal character! It was actually a lot of fun!

Wallace decides to attempt making his own cheese out in the garden shed… only things go badly, as they’re wont to. Instead of making a lovely cheese, the whole thing ends up getting launched into the atmosphere because of a helium mishap… which might not be so bad if the zero gravity wasn’t making the Home Brew Cheese Kit kick into overdrive. They’re going to have to figure out how to deal with the massive, mutated cheese comet that’s now threatening all of West Wallaby Street.

Wave Me Goodbye

An absolutely charming book, I didn’t want to put it down. This book takes place at the beginning of the Second World War, when children were being evacuated from London (which was at risk of bombing) and being sent out to live with volunteers in the country. Shirley is one of the children being sent out, but right from the beginning she finds herself struggling with feeling like the odd one out. She doesn’t feel like she fits in with her rough-and-tumble classmates, and when she does make a new friend on the train it’s clear that she doesn’t properly fit in with the posh covenant girls either. Things only get worse when she is one of the only children not picked to go with a family, and suddenly she and two other unwanted boys find themselves foisted on the unwilling inhabitants of the Red House. But in wartime, one has to make due, so she, Kevin, and Archie begin to explore this strange, half-empty house and get used to a very different way of life way out in the country.

Shirley is a huge reader in the book, and it actually made me pause reading to go and read some of the books she references! It was a lot of fun! Some of the books I read last month that Shirley reads are Ballet Shoes and The Squirrel, The Hare, and the Little Grey Rabbit. It’s also what made me decide to reread The Secret Garden, since they feel like similar genres.

When the Angels Left the Old Country

I read some great books this month and it would be hard to say for certain which was my favourite since they were in quite different genres, but this would be a strong contender. Holy shit was it good. The tl;dr is that it’s a bit like a Jewish Good Omens but also nothing like that at all.

The Angel (as angels don’t have permanent names, but rather names that describe what they are currently doing) and the demon Little Ash have been study partners for centuries, happily existing in their little Shtetl without feeling much need to change things. But things are changing and with the press of poverty and rise of violent anti-Semitic feelings many residents of the Shtetl are now leaving for America in the search of work and safety. Little Ash is determined that they should join these immigrants, and when a member of their Shtetl goes missing on her own voyage it seems inevitable that they go and track her down to ensure she is safe and well.

At its heart this is an immigrant story about people and prejudice and love, and it’s really written beautifully, the way you see all the hardship that goes into such a voyage even for supernatural beings.

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iamthunderhearmehowl · 5 months

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BG3 AU: Circle of Decay Headcannons

AN: Okay yeah so it officially has a name now (instead of "Halsin's Daughter" I got so tired of it) and guess who requested a signed up for AO3.

I will 100% be working on this and I can't even wait for AO3 to get back to me 😭 meanwhile I'll be taking some creative writing classes to help ❤️ and will also be doing research (I'm new to DND and BG3 but I want to do this justice)

Anyways here are some more headcannons at 2:22am bc I can't sleep

So I know Halsin eventually creates a community within Moonrise Towers, he literally builds a schoolhouse as well - ny thought is there is no way he's able to take care of 9 wagons of orphans by himself. He has to have some help

So there's this older half elf named Gretta, who helps Halsin around the orphanage (is it an orphanage? He's basically adopted all of them. Idk. His house?? The children's home?)

Obviously, there are more people in the community who come and help / this community thrives on sharing skills and goods rather than money

I think Gretta and her little one would live in the towers - that way her family has a roof over their heads and Halsin has constant help

Gretta can mainly be found in the kitchen cooking meals. She just has a mother's touch ❤️

Everything she makes is amazing, baked goods are her speciality

Faeryl loves food. She never got enough of it in the underdark.

Gretta spends most of her time smacking Faeryls hands away from the pastries

The two actually get really close; she eventually teaches Faeryl how to bake

If Faeryl is gonna stay with her dad and learn his druidic ways - he's gonna make her work and do her part 🤷‍♀️

Although Halsin is an amazing father - he has trouble with Faeryl.

She's not a child but she's definitely not an adult either

Gretta does give him some parenting advice: "Those 3 girls will be a challenge, Halsin. I know how frustrating it can be - when my daughter that age, not a day went by where we weren't bickering. They think that because they've hit a certain number in age and suddenly they're an adult and know how to navigate the world. The problem with Faeryl is that - there was never a time in her life where she was able to be a child. She had to grow up as soon as she could to survive. The same goes for Arabella and Mol. I think since they've been here this is the first time they've ever allowed themselves to live care free, to play, to explore the world without it trying to murder them every step of the way. Give them time. Give them space. They'll love you all the same as much as you love them"

Gretta is the first one to notice that Faeryl keeps visiting Dammon while he's on his monthly visits in town

One day Faeryl is ill. She can't stop vomiting. The smell of certain foods trigger her.

Halsin notices that something about her smells different/ is different. He has suspicion. But he plays it safe and asks Gretta to check on her

Gretta brings her warm broth to her chambers and notices that Faeryl seems. . . Swollen. Her face, her hips, her breasts

"Faeryl, when was your last blood?" In her gentlest voice as she's brushing her hair out of her face. Gretta already knows what's happening

Faeryl starts SOBBING. She can't have this child right now. She still has her mission to do and her child would never be safe so long as her brother continues to search for her

She knows that he would rip the babe out of her, against her will. The child would be a Fey'ri - with noble drow blood /infernal blood. She's sure that her brother would dispose of her and take the child

Although in normal circumstances Halsin would be elated to have a grandchild - he finds himself in a whirlpool of emotions.

When it's time for the babe to be born I 100% think Gretta would be helping her deliver and Halsin would be there holding her hand.

Literally - the thought of him holding his new born grandchild 🥺 he doesn't care what it is

That's all I have for right now 🖤 if you want more context and info about the "Circle of Decay" AU please click the link below!

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#bg3 #bg3 halsin #halsin #baulders gate 3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 fanfic idea #bg3 fanfiction #bg3-headcannons #bg3 oc #bg3 ocs #bg3 dammon #bg3 mol #bg3 arabella #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #dnd #dnd character #dnd fanfiction

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valiantstarlights · 1 year

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tumblr fics masterlist ✨️

My AUs are growing by the day, so here's me trying to list them all in one place. I hope you enjoy reading them! 😊

Fics, fanarts, playlists, etc. inspired by my writing are most welcome. 🙏 Tag me! I would love to see them.

Due to the entire AI scraping thing going on, my fics in AO3 can now only be viewed by registered users. I apologize for the inconvenience. 🙇‍♀️

Last updated: September 15, 2023.

AU List

101 Dalmatians Meet Cute AU - Dream's dog is a purebred named Jessamy (very calm, very regal), and Hob's dog is a mutt named Matthew (excitable and energetic).

Art by designtheendless

Android Corinthian AU - (Hobrintheus) Dream and Hob are husbands who bought a sex android (Corinthian) for them to use.

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) AU - featuring Hob as a demon butler, and Dream as a monsterfucker nobleman.

Canon Divergence

Enlightenment - Hob takes Dream's words in 1889 to heart, and realizes that he has never had a single friend in his entire life.

The origin story of monsterfucker Hob Gadling

Recently recovered amnesiac Hob and currently amnesiac Dream inspired by beholdme's prompt. 🔥? 😂!

Chef Hob AU - Hob is a chef who owns a food truck selling authentic Indian food, and Dream is someone who doesn't really eat well. (He had a bad breakup a year ago and it caused him to eat less. He's trying to eat better with his siblings' help.)

Food by carnelianmeluha

Dungeons and Dragons AU - The Endless siblings and Hob playing DND. Details about their characters, that kind of thing.

Fae Dream and Vampire Hob AU - Fae!Dream runs away from home in the middle of winter and has no choice but to shelter in a castle. Coincidentally, Vampire!Hob lives there.

Hamilton AU - 1789 Albany NY. Hob has amnesia and is going by Capt. Gideon "Leon" Roberts. Dream is masquerading as a rich foreign lord named Mr. Thomas Murphy to better keep an eye on him. (Also an American Gods crossover.)

The Feeling of Freedom (AO3 link)

Keep Me in Comfort For All My Days (AO3 link)

Mermaid AUs

Little Mermaid AU - Dream is the king of Atlantis, Orpheus is his only son who is all about that land stuff, and Hob is a (human) thief being transported with other convicts to a penal colony.

Little Mermaid AU ft. Human Hob and Merman-turned-mute-human Dream inspired by designtheendless's art. 🍬🤗

Teacher Hob and Merfolk Performer Dream AU inspired by (OP: cosmic--static's prompt. 🍬!

Personal Trainer Dream AU - Dream is a personal trainer trying to be professional while being horny on main for his newest trainee, Professor Robert Gadling. (Except he's not trying very hard, and Hob also thinks he's super hot.)

Priest Hob and Demon Dream AU inspired by alexxuun's art.

June 7 episode 💀! 🔥? (Kyrie Eleison on AO3)

December 24 episode 💀! 🔥! (Offertory on AO3)

Shadow and Bone AU - Dream is the (sad wet cat) Darkling and Hob is the (soft dom) Sun Summoner. There are two versions of this AU: one where Dream is in the position of power, and one where Hob is.

Show x Comic Swap AU - Basically Comic!Dream x Show!Hob, Comic!Hob x Show!Dream, and other variations. inspired by alexxun's art.

The angsty version 😭! (The Burning House on AO3)

The spicy+happy(?) version 🔥! 💀! (The Gilded Cage on AO3)

The actual happy ending 🤗🍬 (Fidelity on AO3)

The Truth Can't Hurt You, It's Just Like The Dark (AO3 link)

Slice of Life

Professor Hob and Thirsty 24/7 Dream inspired notallsandmen's Kirby!Dream meme. 🔥! 😂?

Tiny Dream AU - Sometimes, when Dream is in the Waking World, he likes to be small. So he retreats into a Barbie doll house that he has since renovated into a Dream doll castle.

Playtime 🔥 (AO3 link)

Urban Fantasy Spy AU - Dream (half-eldritch being, tech officer) and Hob (full human with an immortality mutation, field agent) are co-workers working for The Agency, and they have a 600 year history of not liking each other.

Try to Hide Your Hand (AO3 link)

Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU (a.k.a Lord Dimitrescu!Dream AU) - History professor Hob Gadling wins an annual faculty raffle that enables him to take a 3 days, 2 nights trip to anywhere in the world, and he chooses to visit the little village of Dreaming somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Here at the Boundaries of Dream, All Shadow-Wrapped on AO3

Wedding Planner AU - Dream is getting married to Calliope, and the wedding planner is Hob, the one that got away.

events/commissions for charity

Dreamling Week 2023 by (OP: mr-sadman)

Day 1: Meowpheus - 5 Pictures of Dream as Meowpheus, and 1 Picture of Dream as Himself (AO3 link) [Canon Divergence] 🍬 😂

Day 2: Dragon - A New Beginning (AO3 link) [The Hobbit AU] 🍬 🤗

Day 3: Curiosity (killed the cat) - An All-Consuming Kind of Love (AO3 link) [Human AU, Professor!Hob/Student!Dream] 💀! 🔥!

Day 4: Fake Dating - Fidelity (AO3 link) [Show X Comic Swap AU, Show!Hob/Show!Dream] 😭 🤗

Day 5: Jealousy - The Feeling of Freedom (AO3 link) [Hamilton AU] 🍬 🤗

Day 6: Sick - In Sickness (AO3 link) [Canon Divergence] 🍬 😂

Day 7: AUs or Crossovers - Of Surviving (AO3 link) [The Hunger Games AU] 😭 🤗

Dreamling for Ukraine by (OP:dreamlingforukraine)

Try to Hide Your Hand (AO3 link) for seiya-starsniper

Keep Me in Comfort For All My Days (AO3 link) for bazzybelle

The Truth Can't Hurt You, It's Just Like The Dark (AO3 link) for hoblingtyrant

Sandmanniversary 2023 (OP: mr-sadman)

Day 1: Size Kink - Playtime (AO3 link) [Tiny!Dream AU] 🔥!

Day 2: Soulmates + Hunt - The Helpful Stranger (AO3 link) [Vampire!Dream Soulmate AU]

miscellaneous stuff

The Dreaming Loyalty Card

Lord Byron AU memes

#my writing #dreamling #hobrintheus

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awellboiledicicle · 8 months

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the da/bg3 au is all fun and games until you ponder how the blight in Anders' blood is going to react

aka every time this man bleeds he's going to want to burn everything it touches because last thing he needs on his heart is another world doomed to deal with blights because of HIM

Though i imagine the taint itself would be sort of reduced to being just a wildly deadly plague without archdemons. Because the dragons in dnd aren't like... gods. They're powerful etc but not gods. If Tiamat ate Anders then we'd have problems, but otherwise its just... a very potent pathogen.

So no hive mind, but i imagine it'd be something akin to any other bloodborn pathogen sans it's ability to you know. Move on its own.

Basically so long as Anders is careful and no one starts looking tainted, it'll be fine. And no one bites him for food. And anything that does bite him gets burnt.

Occurs to me now that it'd take a lot of mental pauses for Anders not to mentally shorthand goblins as genlocks.

Meanwhile Hawke is just happy every cave won't secretly lead to darkspawn tunnels.

#au idea #handers gate au

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abstractnaturaldisaster · 1 year

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Steddie Warped Tour AU

January 2013

Steve was in the grocery store when he saw the magazine for the first time. After Robin dutifully blacklisted all related tags and users as well as blocked Eddie and his stupid band from every app on Steve's phone, Steve had been able to avoid the doe-eyed frontman successfully going on two years. After not seeing Eddie's signature curls for so long, Steve found himself a little breathless when confronted with Eddie in all his rockstar glory. He hadn’t known Corroded Coffin had gotten popular enough to be featured as “five bands to watch on this year’s Warped Tour.” Steve remembered Eddie’s first time leaving for the Warped Tour with a pain in his chest. He thumbed through the magazine while waiting to check out until he found Corroded Coffin’s feature. “Munson spills about hometown crush and getting the *$&! out of Indiana.” Steve slammed the magazine down on the belt, throwing extra Reese’s’ and Twix’s onto his already impressive junk food haul.

Steve had about an hour until Robin was supposed to get back from rehearsal. Robin had taken the college theater scene by storm becoming one of the best damn stage managers the school had ever seen. Steve would help out occasionally with prop runs or set building but he’d opted out of working on the freshmen one-acts. As fun as it was watching the theater babies run around trying to figure out college life, Steve was happier to spend his winter intersession lounging around the apartment. This term he’d taken up playing acoustic guitar after a fairly successful crash course during sophomore year. A nasty stomach flu had ripped its way through the cast of Grease during tech week, which led to Robin begging him to learn some basic chords to fill in for one of the side characters.

Safely back in their apartment, Steve put away his groceries and was once again confronted by Eddie’s too big smile and too bright eyes. He flipped back to the band’s feature, skimming through the journalist’s praise of the band’s offbeat sound and openly gay lyrics. Steve got to the questions about the band’s origins and almost passed out reading Eddie’s answers.

Q: Corroded Coffin came up from a small town in Indiana. What was it like breaking into the Warped Tour scene?

Munson: That first year was so f***in’ wild. Munson leans in to ask if he can curse during the interview, his playful smile and bright eyes teasing. I assure him my editor is fine with a few censored curse words. I’d just come out of a town that was so Stepford Wives and onto a scene with people of all different backgrounds and sexualities. It was an adult summer camp in a very weird and fantastical way. It was overwhelming at first but I wouldn’t have wanted to do it with anyone but these guys. Munson pats his bandmates on their backs and gives their shoulders a squeeze with his hands, thin fingers covered in chunky rings.

Q: That brings me to my next question, you’re so proud of who you are in your lyrics. Were you out before your first summer at the Warped Tour?

Munson: I’ve never apologized for who I was. I had a small group of super supportive friends who had my back. There were definitely some assholes back home but our after school DnD club was a real safe haven to be whoever you wanted to be. Munson points to a small button on his vest with the words “Hellfire Club” printed in red block letters surrounded by tiny polyhedral dice.

Q: So we’ve seen Corroded Coffin write about pretty boys and getting up to some rather PG-13 activities but most of your fans argue you’ve never written a love song. Any plans to show your softer side this summer?

Munson: I can only write what I know, man. I mean the dating pool in rural Indiana was mostly closeted jocks so I can’t say that I’ve been in love in any meaningful way to write about. Not to say closeted jocks can’t be fun. Munson winks and his band-mate Gareth elbows him in the side. Maybe I’ll find my guy at the rock show this summer at the Warped Tour. Munson cackles at his own joke. His bandmates roll their eyes--they’ve heard this one before. Sorry for co-opting your lyric, Hoppus.

Steve sunk down the kitchen counter and pulled his knees into his chest feeling his throat catch on an emotion he’d pushed down since his last summer living in Hawkins. He heard Robin open the door but couldn't bring himself to look up. Robin saw the magazine and immediately joined Steve on the floor, legs outstretched, shoulder bumping up against Steve’s, letting him know she was here when he was ready. They’d developed their own non-verbal forms of communication over their long friendship.

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some shameless self promo of an older fic that gives summer / warped tour vibes. read the rest on AO3!

#steddie fic #fanfic #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #warped tour #summer vacation vibes #break up / make up

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everybodyloveshippos · 19 days

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WAIT I didnt even tell u guys i had another cool dream. would u believe it was about drizzt and eli vanto,,,lol

it was like......a cool AU i guess. drizzt had just escaped the underdark and was basically feral. and eli found him and started visiting him and leaving him food and teaching him to speak common. it wasnt rlly in star wars or even dnd it was just like. a crossover episode LOL

#astarion was there too but only for like 5 seconds #bcus he gave me the ability to fly. but that was the second act of the dream and i barely remember it. act three was where its at #legend of drizzt #thanks vampire elf from a game i havent played. i enjoyed flying

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(For Jo) // 3.What does a typical day in the character's life look like?, 17. What is the character's relationship with technology or magic (depending on the genre)?, 28. What secret talents or abilities does the character have?

| OC Questions from here |

Jo's an early riser and has difficulty sleeping, so her days are typically long: Awake and up by 5-6 (or 3-4 on a rough night), go for a run or a swim, big breakfast, weights and training before work. Big lunch, checking up on subordinates and friends, more work, home for a second/third training session/physical therapy, and a bit of time for hobbies. Then biiiig dinner- this applies to any AU in which she's in a military, which is most of them lmao. Jo has to make sure to make plenty of time to eat, her metabolism is stupid fast (heat/plasma powers and long hours of physical activity) so acquiring or prepping food takes up a good chunk of her free time. In a modern AU, no longer able to serve, Jo has significantly more time for socializing and her hobbies. She spends a lot of time surfing as well, or just out with the ocean. It's one more thing she makes time for, and if you can't find her at 3am she's either in the kitchen or out in the sea.

17.

In Bleach, Jo has a relatively high amount of natural reiatsu and a pretty high-powered Zanpakuto. Before her merge she was passable at kido, but it was never something that came naturally to her and she had to work her ass off to even understand the basics. Theory outside of what she can see and feel are difficult for her, she has great physical intelligence but not so much in the more intellectual/"book smart" areas. She can figure out how to take apart and put together a car but explaining the physics of it is beyond her. Post-merge, Jo can't do kido beyond the most basic- her reiatsu is not fully /hers/ and it's difficult for her to refine outside of what she feels instinctively. She still respects the hell out of people that can fire off high-level spells and teach others to do so. Basically in any AU with magic (including GT), Jo usually has some natural, instinctive magic but outside of that isn't usually able to grasp any power beyond that. In DnD she'd be a monk/barbarian with MAD respect for wizards . It's always been that Jo is a pretty average guy as far as power but is a crazy hard worker and ends up with very hard-earned abilities. In GT it's actually something of a sticking point for her that she was unnaturally augmented, so she'll never be able to see what she could achieve on her own power.

28.

I can't honestly say Jo has any secret talents? Maybe things that just don't come up often. She's a passable cook and has a deft hand for woodcarving and generally being pretty crafty, good with her hands. Before she lost her arm she could play the bass reasonably well, mostly to accompany her sister. She also has skill in first-aid and street/battlefield medicine, considering how often it gets done to her. Oh! I suppose one thing that might be surprising about her is her relatively large or ~sophisticated~ vocabulary, despite her perceived intelligence level and that she generally just doesn't speak very much. It's all picked up from her friends, especially Eliot and Grant. (especially in GT, when both of those people regularly have mental conversations Jo can hear)

#jo stuff #infodump games #sorry this is like... months late lmao

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dylanmunson · 2 years

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Pretty Boy | Eddie Munson

Chapter Five

wattpad : intro | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ///// tumblr : intro| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

master of masterlists | main masterlist |

pretty boy \ eddie munson masterlist

AU: Trigger warnings| swearing, bullying, slight SA (its at the very end, when they get back to the trailer park) i think thats it but i just wanted to put it here! I also havent proof read this so soz, also word vomit, kinda my thing.

mood board for chapter 5

word count: 2.8k

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Luckily, everyone was at mikes, Will was in town so they were all playing dnd in the basement when we arrived.

I hopped out the van and knocked on the door "hi dusty!" i grin as he opens the door, the other boys all behind him "what you doing here?" wheeler asks, "well ya see the thing is" i grin, "we're going to the diner then arcade with that munson kid if you wanna join" max says leaning against me. I nod "basically" i grin, "you know eddie munson?" dustin says. "Well duh, she's repeating senior year as well" Mike says. "Dudeee" lucas says giving mike a look. "Its fine honestly, uhh do you wanna join or not? Eddies kinda waiting in the van" i smile, rocking back on my heels.

"EDDDIEEE" dustin grins running out of the door and into the passenger seat.

I grin at the younger boy, "you guys gonna join or?" max says clearly getting annoyed with the boys already. They all just shrug and shout to mikes mum before closing the door and walking to the van.

"yes henderson, jesus, i know just" he stops "get in the back" he says as i climb into the back of the van. "but why? i called shot gun" he says all pouty. "Because cause" he says looking back at all of us in the back. "curls its fine" i grin, Letting out a loud sigh, "belts!" he says before driving to the diner. The music loud in the van, everyone just bopping along to motley crue. Max is talking to Lucas, holding hands and being all coupley, cute.

We arrive at the diner and everyone rushes to get out of the van and into the place, "whoa whoa whoa" eddie says locking the van and sighing "listen here sheepies, can we all just behave" he smirks, "wow really curls" i grin up at the boy, before walking towards the building slinging my arm around dustin and will.

Lucas and Max already sitting in one of the larger booths at the back, will next to lucas and dustin to max, i slide in next to max and mike next to will. Eddie walks over pulling a chair to the end of the table. A waitress comes along and hands us some menus, saying she'll be back in a few to take our orders. "does anyone wanna get the chocolate fudge milkshake to share? i know i wont drink it all" i grin looking at the menu biting my lip. "i will lu" max smiles, dustin smirks "ow" he says "what happened?" i turn to the boy.

"no-nothing nothing" he smiles, frowning i turn back to the menu as the boys start bickering between themselves. "guys guys what did i say" eddie says flicking something at mike. The waitress comes back over and takes everyones drink and food order before hurrying over to the kitchen. After a while the we get our drinks and some of the food comes out. My milkshake im sharing with max is to die for, its heavenly. "oh my god curls you have to try this" i say with a mouthful of fudge grinning at the curly haired boy, he smirks shaking his head, "its so good" i grin taking another big gulp. "hey eddie, try it, didnt you say chocolate fudge was your favourite?" Mike smirks at the older boy.

"you should've said we couldve shared! Max says its to sickly" i smile softly at the boy next to me. Eddie sends me a quick smile before flicking a chip at the boy "shut up wheeler" "Come on curls try some" i grin handing him the drink. "Its fine blue honestly" he half smiles. I nod sitting back "i dont have cooties if thats what your worried about" i send him a wink, before giggling. "gosh your such a child" mike sighs. "It was a joke, im sorry" i mumble sitting back into the booth "really mike" dustin says "was there any need" lucas sighs "yeah they didnt have to bring us with them" will joins in. "no no its fine dont worry" i shrug, looking down at the table.

A silence falls upon the table as the kids finishing eating, "uh eddie?" i mumble he looks up at me nodding "got a ciggy i could nick?" i sigh, he pats his pockets trying to find the packet. "you alright?" i nod taking a cigarette and the lighter before walking out of the diner.

THIRD PERSON POV?

Luna quickly walks out of the diner, going around the side of the building before lighting the cigarette taking a long drag. Before sighing and sitting on the steps behind her.

"Did i-" "shut it" eddie says to him, "dont" he says holding up his hands "just no" eddie sighs, "is she ok?" dustin asks, eddie just nods "just gone for a cigarette" Max frowns, "uhh i'll be back" Max quickly pushes herself out of the booth and walks over to the door "mayfield wait!" eddie shouts but the red head is already out the door.

"is everything ok?" the waitress grins coming back to the table, everyone nods "could i get the bill?" eddie mumbles "sure thing sweetie" she smiles before taking the empty cups and dishes before walking away again. Max and Luna walk in, Max rubbing lunas arm up and down, Eddie gives mike a look before the girls sit down. "You good?" eddie says luna just nods "thankyou" she mumbles to eddie handing him his lighter back. He nods as the waitress comes over with the bill. Eddie looks over it before putting it on the table, sticking his hand in his pocket to sort out the cash. "here curls" luna smiles handing him a 20 dollar bill "no" he smiles back at the girl, "keep it for the arcade" he grins finding the money and handing it to the waitress "right come on sheepies" he sighs standing up and walking out of the building to his van.

Luna follows eddie out, him going to the back of the van like hes looking for something, luna goes up behind him and gives him a little hug, a little squeeze before letting go and getting into the passenger seat. Eddie jumps at the sudden contact, knowing its luna but her chipped nail polish, as he goes to open his mouth the warmth from her body is gone and the van door is being shut. He finds what he's looking for before going to the drivers side, the kids start getting in the back.

"Whats this for?" luna says as eddie puts a jumper on her lap. "You looked cold" he shrugs before starting the van up and driving to the arcade, the kids bickering about what games their gonna play first and whos better at what game. Eddie is slowly turning the volume on the radio up as the bickering goes on. Luna chuckles noticing what hes doing, getting his attention he sends her a wink before looking back at the road. Him driving some what sensible considering how shes seen him drive before.

Eddie puts the car in park and the kids are pushing the door open running out and into the building, "shall we munson" luna smiles, eddie nods "we shall." They both hop out of the car Luna stopping for a quick moment to put the jumper on eddie had given her, it swallowing her hole.

The jumper coming to mid thigh, fully covering the old band tee she had on, the sleeves becoming sweater paws. It smells like him too. Of course it would it was his, but her heart melted a bit "you good blue" he chuckles next to her giving her a look. "uh" she smiles "yeah yeah sorry" she chuckles running a hand through her hair. "come on imma gonna beat you at pac man" she grins grabbing his hand and running into the arcade building.

Neon lights and different game sounds soon fill her senses. She stops dead in her tracks just as shes gotten into the building. "wow" she smiles taking everything in. Sure she'd been to an arcade before but this felt different. It was a new build, more games and machines to go on, there was a little diner tucked in the corner as well. Serving slushies and all sorts of sugary goodness. "where to first blue" eddie smiles looking down at the shorter girl, his hand still being by her.

She giggles before dragging him over to one of the four pac-man machines, fishing out a coin and slotting it into the machine. She begins racking up the points, moving to the next level within minutes of just starting, Eddie chuckles deciding to bump her a bit, "munson dont!" she grins, trying to concentrate on the game, "buuut why" he chuckles flipping the tag back into the jumper. This causes luna to jump, she lets go of the controls and stands still as his fingers brush against her neck. "hey no, you made me die" she sighs turning to the boy.

He shrugs smiling, "the tag was sticking out" she grins folding her arms and pouting "hey no" he laughs, "dont do that" "do what" she says in a funny trying to be angry voice "oh sweetheart dont do that" he smiles "i'll buy you a slushie" he says biting his bottom lip. She groans throwing her hands down "you dont have tooo" she smiles pushing at his chest lightly. "m'just playing" she grins, now biting her own lip.

"oh my gosh, claw machines!" she grins running over to the five claw machines that are all lined up in a row. She spots Lucas and Max on the last one, "hey guys" she grins, "not now, concentrating" lucas says focused on the claw. "yes! yes! yes!" he jumps up and down as he wins the teddy, bending down to grab it before handing it to max. "so fucking adorable" luna grins, "what shall we name him" Max smiles leaning into lucas' side. "we'll come find you in a bit?" lucas says as they walk away. Luna just nods before spinning to find that mop of curls.

She spots him by the corner, near what looks like the tempest game, the closer she gets, the louder the boys around him become. "hey dickward" she says pulling the boy away from eddie. "Luna leave it, freak had it coming" Jason spits, "what the fuck is wrong with you" she sighs pulling him away. "Luna i swear, leave him alone!" "or what huh? or what blue" "or i'll uh" she says thinking, "what i thought" jason says pushing her back a little before walking away laughing with his group of dickwards.

"you good?" she sighs looking at eddie, he just nods "all good sweetness" he sighs stretching out his back. "Doesnt he like buy from you?" Luna asks, playing with her hands, Eddie shakes his head "him? naa, he's to up his own arse for that, but" he grins "his friends do" he smiles softly "most of the basket ball team do to be honest with you blue" he sighs as he digs around in his pocket for a coin. "here" she mumbles handing eddie a coin so he can play the game in front of them. "does.. does it not bother you?" she sighs leaning against the machine watching eddie play, he shrugs "i mean, a little but ive gotten used to it yano" he sighs clearing his throat. "Cant let them bastards bring ya down though" he says sending her a soft smile. She nods, bringing the sleeves over her hands, then bringing her hands to her face.

Eddie looks at her "you ok?" "mhmm" she says "yeah yeah all good" she smiles. He nods moving to wrap an arm around her shoulders "right then" he grins "street fighter!" she grins, Eddie just chuckles following the short girl as she goes to the next game that has caught her interest.

After some more games and a round of slushies for everyone, it was getting late. Eddie hands Luna the keys telling her to go heat up the van while he rounds up his little sheep, she laughs at the boy but agrees walking out of the building and to the van to start it up.

A few moments later and the kids are all walking to the van, jumping in and grinning "wheres eddie?" "bathroom" will smiles "thanks for inviting us out tonight" will says patting lunas shoulder "its alright little dude" she smiles back at the boy. Eddie is soon running out, and jumping in the van. "you lot ready" he says before backing the van out of the car park and driving each of the kids home.

By the time they'd reached the trailer park, Max is asleep against the window. Luna grins at the girl before turning to eddie as shes turning the engine off "thanks for tonight" she smiles turning to the boy "i had a lotta fun" he chuckles, you cant tell cause of the lightening but hes blushing. Its dark out and the only light is coming from the little lights outside everyones trailers. "your welcome sweet" he chuckles, rubbing his neck "maybe next time we wont take the kids though" he chuckles, "sounds good munson, their a handful i dunno how steve does it" luna laughs leaning back into the seat. He nods "do, do you want me to help you take her in?" Luna shakes her head "its alright i've got her" she smiles "thanks again for tonight" she grins leaning forward and placing a kiss on eddies cheek, before getting out the van and shaking max's shoulder lightly telling her their home.

Eddie waits in the van until both girls are in the mayfield trailer, Billy's car wasnt out front so Luna decided to take max to her bed. "good night max" she grins kissing the red heads forehead before turning the light out and going to leave the trailer. "what you doing?" Luna looks up and see's a drunk billy in front of her, she sighs "i was just dropping max home, your car wasnt out front so" she shrugs making her way to the door. "Hey" he says pulling her back "how about i give you your reward for taking her out for the night yeah" he grins licking his lip moving closer to her neck.

"Or you could go to bed" she sighs pushing him away slightly. "Billy stop" she sighs as he pulls her against his body again "shh, you'll wake maxxie up" he grins, kissing at Lunas neck "billy i said stop" she says again trying to push him away. "oh baby, i know you want it" he chuckles "i really dont" she says trying to push him off again, tears now starting to form in her eyes. He only gets slightly more rough with her though, hand on her hip the other on her bum "come on babe, come on now" he grins pulling her in for a kiss, but she doesnt kiss back. One hand on her hip and the other around her neck, slightly to tight. Tears now running down her face, and before she can think of anything better to do she knees him in the balls before running out of the trailer.

"SLUT" Billy shouts, Luna tries to catch her breath as she leaves the trailer, the tears now full on falling. Shes gasping for air, she lets out a sob and falls to the ground. "hey hey" She hears "Hey its me" he says, she turns to see eddie next to her "what happened?" he says taking her face into his hands. She shakes her head, biting her lip trying to stop the tears. Eddie looks at the girl frowning "lets get you home alright" he says, helping her up and into her trailer.

"gonna tell me what happened sweetheart?" Luna just falls into eddies lap, "hey its ok" he says moving her hair over her shoulder when he sees an indent of rings. "Luna what happened?" he says sitting him and the girl up, a more serious voice now. She looks at him and shakes her head "luna who touched you" he sighs "was him wasnt it, was billy wasnt it" he says, she nods slowly, covering her face curling into herself.

"it couldve gotten alot alot worse but" she says hiccuping "but nothing, he still touched you lu" he sighs pulling her into his chest.

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fawnheartedly · 2 years

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Some Cookies as DnD classes and races

Because some cookies are walking DnD character tropes, they very much have dungeons and dragons and I'm both cookie run and critical role brainrotting so enjoy :D

Starting with the ancients cause they're basically an ex DnD party

Pure Vanilla Cookie : a cleric for sure. Probably life or light domain. He would be an Aasimar because cookie jesus.

Hollyberry Cookie : Barbarian. Let this woman rage. Path of the zealot or berserker. As for race, goliath or orc. That would have fun consequences for Princess and Tiger Lily

Dark Cacao Cookie : Paladin. He broke his previous oath and is now following an oath of vengeance. He's a dragonborn.

Golden Cheese Cookie : Hard to figure out just yet. Pretty sure she would be an aarakocra but class... Hmm... Fighter the safest bet for now ? Maybe possibly monk.

White Lily Cookie : She's a druid. I don't care if it turns out to contradicts when she's released, she's a druid in my heart. A circle of moon druid, specifically, let her turn into sabertooth tigers when she craves violence. As for race, either tiefling or fey being. Little chaos and small mischiefs behind those sad eyes and innocent smile.

Other cookies I have a take on for a DnD AU :

• Madeleine Cookie : He's the one I was refering to saying some cookies are just DnD tropes. He's a textbook Paladin. He's an Aasimar, like PV. I know they're very rare but... only those two I swear. And that would explain why he's so beloved be almost everyone.

• Espresso Cookie : Wizard tiefling. Nothing else to add. You know i'm right.

• Sparkling Cookie : Half elf. And he's the owner of the tavern everyone meets in. Since he's a healer I was first inclined to say cleric but then I thought that his best stat being charisma would make more sense so sorcerer. I think he's cool enough to be a sorcerer and some subclasses provides healing.

• Herb Cookie : Druid druid druid druid. No one is more druidic than him. He's a fey being as well, maybe a satyr or faun ?

• Vampire Cookie : A Dhampir. I feel like Rogue would be a good class for him, funnily enough.

• Mint Choco Cookie : I mean... He's a bard. Cannot possibly pick anything else than a bard for him. Charisma duo with Sparkling, they're here to smile and wink at people until they get what they want. Species I've not made up my mind yet. Tiefling is my first thought but i'll come back on that probably.

• Cocoa Cookie : I hc her as being smol, so a dwarf maybe. I feel like it fits her. Now she's a tricky one for class. She's one of the least dnd tropey character. However, Devsisters made the very interesting choice of putting her in the defence class. And if you think about the amount of milk she must be drinking everyday from her cocoas, she got tough bones. So she tanky. I'll make her a barbarian. Soft but can take a hit or ten. Not afraid of punching <3

• Cherry Blossom Cookie : Rogue. Rogue who wears pink and pink only. Rogue who isn't edgy. Rogue who loves people and picnics and making food and having a good time with friends. Softy rogue. I love a good trope subversion sometimes. She's an air genasi, idk it makes sense.

• Red Velvet Cookie : Ranger or fighter. I thought about Blood Hunter but killing monsters is quite literally the opposite of his goal. As for race, elf with dragon traits due to an incident.

• Pastry Cookie : Human. And the most ecclesiastical class would be cleric. Let's say she just doesn't like to heal. Or a domain that's less healing based.

• Latte Cookie : Elf sorcerer.

• Milk Cookie : I wanted to have him be the basic-est thing possible in DnD, an human fighter, but then realised I could just have Gingerbrave be that and Milk is closer to be a paladin so... Human Paladin.

• Purple Yam Cookie : Textbook barbarian. He's a goliath.

• Dark Choco Cookie : Human with dragonborn traits but not in the same way as RV. And he's a paladin.

•Crunchy Chip Cookie : Ranger. I've never seen someone as ranger as him. Halfling because smol~

• Caramel Arrow Cookie : Fighter for sure, proficiency in ranged weapons. Race i'm not sure yet again. Shoot me ideas o/

• Wildberry Cookie : Human. But a very tall one. And a Barbarian too.

• Financier Cookie : Part of me wants her to be a Firbolg or a goliath (have you noticed how big her sprite is in game ? She's taller than Dark Cacao). One of the half giants races at least because she's huge. And she's a paladin, there again cannot pick anything else.

• Clotted Cream Cookie : Human or half elf. And I want him to be a warlock. I know a sorcerer would make more sense but ... Ok ok, compromise. Both. Multiclass Sorcerer/Warlock. He can do it, I believe in him.

I do have some more ideas but it's getting long. If you want my input on other cookies, a more in depht research on those cookies or just to talk about DnD AU, don't hesitate ! I might even draw them, who knows :D

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frostfairysteve · 1 year

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share the ideas share the ideas share the ideas share the-

i'm prefacing this with it's 2am, i just went to bed, and you gave me absolute freedom to just ramble by not specifying anything i've already talked about

autistic steve that gets brain damage, vision loss, hearing loss and chronic migraines. it's a lot. his pain tolerance is high but you can't just power through everything and he doesn't get under- or overstimulated the same way as before which means that he needs to relearn his body. masking gets near impossible but steve doesn't know who he is when he isn't pretending to be okay. he stops being able to work but his dad won't allow him to just stay home but if he uses his government hush money to buy a place he won't afford food and utilities for long, if he can even remember to pay his bills. steve has gone through too much and living alone is no longer an option but he refuses to see it, even when he spends all his spoons trying to be normal so he either has no energy for his friends or no energy for himself.

i'm considering a sideplot for the little mermaid au where nancy is a princess that becomes a pirate after her betrothed (prince steve) goes missing. she doesn't actually like steve, but she won't let him be the only one to discover freedom, and she likes getting her hands dirty. her kingdom is full of injustice that she's unable to do anything about as a princess, but as a pirate, she can do whatever she wants. and then nancy's crew accidentally fishes up a mermaid; robin. and nancy is enthralled. interspecies relationship - nancy is happy as a pirate, robin is happy as a mermaid.

i'm just always thinking about steve and timetravel/timeloops on some level. post-s4 steve waking up as pre-s1 steve and doing basic things like dropping tommy and carol early, avoiding a romantic relationship with nancy, trying to befriend robin and eddie, and also getting eleven before the party finds her, idk if he would have heard enough about will's disappearance to stop that, but he could totally save will earlier. i know there's at least one fic like this but that do not stop me, i love steve and i love time stuff. wait actually i love making steve question his gender the first time he faces a demogorgon, a timetravel au with trans steve opens so many more possibilities. also any post-s3 steve would feel more comfortable with his bisexuality so that also makes for fun pre-s1 times.

stargyleth (steve/argyle/gareth) is an amazing ship and i stand by it. they have completely different tastes and vibes but they mix together so well. argyle helps steve and gareth chill out, gareth teaches them to play the drums which a great healthy way to get out aggression, steve feels comfortable joking around and being himself with them, they make fun of movies and come up with dnd characters and pizza topping combos and they just get to be young and dumb. gareth and steve are both ready to fight and all three are bitchy and steve and argyle can take turns driving and they just balance each other out. this isn't an idea as much as i'm just thinking about them

steve with nipple piercings.... actually transfem steve keeping her chest hair because fuck gender stereotypes and wearing a cute bra and also nipple piercings and now you make it the boat scene where stevie is out to robin and dustin only but she volunteered to dive and she's not gonna do it in her shoes and sweater and then she's hairy and wearing a bra and nancy doesn't know and eddie absolutely doesn't know and removing the bra would be even stranger so stevie just dives in but it makes eddie giving her his vest for modesty so much better and can you tell that i've been thinking about this for the stevie h agenda—

mechanic!eddie got a summer job at thachers tire when he was 16, started dealing on the side after he failed senior year the first time because he knew he and wayne needed the money. the bandana comes from being a mechanic; his van breaks down constantly. he doesn't really know what the colour means but he's flagging that he's a top on purpose. he doesn't use the bandana to hide his face when stealing the rv because it's way dirty and also he forgets about it unless he needs it after dealing with the van.

it's been 45 minutes i'm gonna stop actually

#hammity-hammer #my answered letters

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leon-swedfinqs · 6 months

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TEEHEEE HIIIII

so about your DnD au

because I'm obsessed

are we gonna get colored versions of the boys soon? because my absolute favorite part of fan art is coloring and I NEED TO MAKE MORE FAN ART AHHHHH

Also, I'm a little confused about the like... timeline of events, and the world. Because I thought it gave medieval vibes but it looks like it's more modern???

Hiiii!!

So yeah, I do have a colored piece of art!! You can find it here, I posted it a while back. (Granted it was at like 2 am EST and with how tumblr works and my constant reblogs my shit gets buried LOL)

The world!!

I’ll start with the world first because that’s easier to understand. The world itself is a mix between medieval and modern, as there are modern things such as some technologies, larger cities, the food, etc. but also medieval in the sense that things are split into kingdoms, weapons like swords, and transportation via horse and carriages and stuff like that. The best way I would compare it with is the world of The Adventure Zone: Balance, which is one of my biggest inspirations for this story.

The world that the McElroys build there is an almost seamless mix of modern elements with medieval fantasy, which is the exact vibe I am gunning for.

I like this sort of world vibe because it leaves everything open with little limitations — do I want them to have a coffee machine? Sure! Are there blacksmiths around to forge swords? Yeah!! Modern bathrooms? Fuck yeah!!!

Timeline! Timeline! Timeline!!

So I’m still working on the outline (and when by still I mean I need to write it and get it out of my brain), but in terms of what happens when, I’ll lay out a basic list (to keep things vague ;) )

Aziraphale and Crowley are at their respective “homes” (the church and the school)

Their secrets are discovered and they fight for their lives and run away

The two travel alone for a while

They both end up accepting the same job and end up working together

They both decide to continue traveling together out of “convenience”

After traveling together for months decide to become an official “business” of adventurers for hire

A couple of years into this business they get a strange letter from a “Device” about a job

Crowley gets hired to help tutor Adam with Anathema

People from the old academy are ordered by Lucifer to track Crowley down

Said person is lazy and hired Sergent Shadwell to do the job

Shadwell is also lazy and hires Newt to do the job

Anathema, Crowley, Adam, the them, and Aziraphale go to an observatory to help Adam

Shit goes down, Anathema and Newt stick around

After working for a couple of months a strange young adult (Muriel) starts following the team around

Due to village gossip, Nina and Maggie separately decide to try to work for the team

Gabriel is sent out by the church to locate Aziraphale after Muriel doesn’t return

Beez is sent out by Lucifer to locate Crowley

Aziraphale gets taken :)

The team, with word from Beez and Gabriel, go to fight against the church and bring Aziraphale home

Recovery period ™️

Crowley gets threatened by Lucifer about his connection to Ophiuchus

He runs off in an attempt to protect his family

Fire :) and fighting :)

Freedom…?

Lmao uhhh, yeah! Very brief, but this is essentially a summary of things that may tickle the thinking brain lol

#good omens d&d au #good omens d&d #good omens au #good omens #lmao lore dump #Mari rambles #silentambience #Mari answers #ineffable husbands #aaaa #Crowley good omens #Aziraphale good omens

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