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carriagelamp · 11 minutes
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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions
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carriagelamp · 12 minutes
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Life can be so good like I can read a book that was written like hundreds of years ago and find fanart of it. Wonderful.
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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hiya! i’ve been wondering this for a while but, when/why did humans lose the ability to eat raw meat?
I’ll tell you a secret- humans never actually lost that ability! you are just as capable of chowing down on a freshly-killed antelope as, say, a chimpanzee is.
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“wait, what?”
this is because raw meat, when it’s fresh off the hoof, is actually pretty clean in terms of harmful bacteria! bacteria only really shows up to the meat party when raw meat is allowed to sit for a while, like on a supermarket shelf, or the side of the road.
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euuuugh!
but what there IS plenty of in raw meat is parasites! meat is just chock full of those little guys, which is why most wild predators are ALSO chock full of various internal parasites. always wash your hands after you shake paws with a lion, kids!
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“WAIT, WHAT??”
this, combined with the fact that cooked meat is easier to digest and offers more energy per gram, is why early humans started charring their dinner over the fire before they tried to take a bite. 
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so I mean, you COULD just grab a squirrel and chomp down, but why would you do that when hamburgers are a thing? early humans knew what they were talking about. 
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give me your pickles if you don’t want em, though.
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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I love enjoltaire reincarnation aus because it’s just like
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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Couldn't resist giving him some color when the sketch turned out so tender
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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All the 3 covers of TGCF revised version connected by a red thread.
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carriagelamp · 7 hours
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Sketch practice! 😌 Might do more with these someday but I just really wanted an excuse to draw a bunch of soft hualians 😚
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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"Body in abyss..."
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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Help why is his hair blocking his face 😭😭
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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Artist : @Eetttaaa
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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✦ Ad Astra ✦
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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Every time AO3 makes an update, there’s a chorus of ‘and can we please please please be able to leave kudos on each chapter pleeeeease?!?!’
In theory, this is a nice idea. We’ve all smashed the kudos button on our favourite fics, bemoaning the fact we can’t give them all the love.
But ya’ll, kudos per chapter would absolutely fucking suck.
For readers, it would suck because it would compound the existing problem of making it hard to find fics that are good and not just long - not that a fic can’t be both! But there are plenty of Pulitzer-worthy one-shots out there that are buried way way down the list when ranked by number of kudos, because they’re beneath a bunch of 50/? fics where the author lost sight of where the hell the story was going 30 chapters ago, but their fic has had 50x the chances to be viewed so has more kudos. It would encourage authors to release their fics in lots of little chapters instead of a few longer ones/one-shots as they might otherwise have done (and as might otherwise suit the story).
And for authors it would especially suck, as it would compound the existing problem of people not commenting. Kudos are very much appreciated, but comments make an author’s day; but so few people bother, and frankly, it’s disheartening. Let people just click a button to show their appreciation for each new chapter? The hits:kudos:comments ratio would get even worse than it already is.
You can already ‘give kudos’ for each chapter of a fic on AO3 - by commenting. Hell you can literally write ‘kudos!’ It will make the author smile, I promise.
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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Gege please, you're ruining his bad boy persona
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carriagelamp · 8 hours
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big stretch
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