“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

doodle i lazily colored because the actual drawing wasnt doing it for me,,, plus a timelapse cause, idk why not?

anyway tango is attractive help

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

As an american citizen, they've done stupider.

i love how all country blogs just collectively say, 'hey, this is a parody' like i get it, but i don't think america would use a tumblr blog to inform their citizens of changes, i don't think the american government are that stupid

Oooh, good one!! I'm writing that down!!

Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.

tumblr... villains? what?

Can't help you there, I have a one track mind, and right now that track is taking from the 1%

Btw my character gave like four gold to someone they barely knew despite only having ten and being in debt

That's awesome, I legitimately love that. You should steal 10,000 gold from the local rich man

Oh, absolutely nothing fire related. You want to be moral support? You can help come up with insults for whoever we're fighting!

Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.

tumblr... villains? what?

Yes, it would absolutely be a good idea for me to because it would be funny.

I also won't be doing that, it makes it harder to explain my thought process

Did my first DnD session just now. Literally nothing happened until we went to the bar except for me spending 1 gold and two daggers for leather, string, and 12 sling ammo (special rocks)

But when the party went into the tavern, the tavern keeper was being harassed by some cultists(?).

My party rushed them. I stayed back, sneaking up on one and putting my sickle around their neck. I went first because sneak, the bastard ducked under my attack from like two inches away, one of the idiots slashed my robe, and in return I melted his face off with poison spray. He was about to die. When my turn happened again, I hit him with infestation (no damage. Parasitic moths got distracted by the lights). When my turn came around again, I walked up to him after he fumbled his crossbow, and decapitated him with my sickle for ruining my robe. While all that was happening, one cultist got smacked by a boomerang, one got slammed into the ground so hard it left a crater (burtle the baldbarian later tried to pay for it, unsuccessfully), and then another got headbutted twice, once sending him flying up, the other sending him flying into a wall, causing no damage luckily. Other than killing that guy obviously. Meanwhile the cleric casted catapult, sending a ton of utensils at the last guy (one that got hit by a boomerang) and knocked him out (he was later put in jail the next town over. (At least thats the plan.)). So that's three dead guys, a ruined robe (a five inch cut on the sleeve), and one unconscious guy. The cleric later casted mending on my robes and I calmed down.

Anyways now we have a map to the stronghold of strength and getting there will be the next session. Unless I'm allowed to keep looking for cool bugs, In which case its the next five.

Yippee!! You should absolutely be allowed to keep looking at cool bugs

Yeah! But I can handle those with my epic sludge powers! (Getting the robots gunky enough until they break)

Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.

tumblr... villains? what?

Not in a few towns, you won't be

Btw my character gave like four gold to someone they barely knew despite only having ten and being in debt

That's awesome, I legitimately love that. You should steal 10,000 gold from the local rich man

1. Always a good idea, it should happen as much as physically possible because it's funny.

2. I would imagine so, considering he tried to pay for damages

3. It doesn't really say in the story, but I'm 90% it's the black mothman creature you showed me

Did my first DnD session just now. Literally nothing happened until we went to the bar except for me spending 1 gold and two daggers for leather, string, and 12 sling ammo (special rocks)

But when the party went into the tavern, the tavern keeper was being harassed by some cultists(?).

My party rushed them. I stayed back, sneaking up on one and putting my sickle around their neck. I went first because sneak, the bastard ducked under my attack from like two inches away, one of the idiots slashed my robe, and in return I melted his face off with poison spray. He was about to die. When my turn happened again, I hit him with infestation (no damage. Parasitic moths got distracted by the lights). When my turn came around again, I walked up to him after he fumbled his crossbow, and decapitated him with my sickle for ruining my robe. While all that was happening, one cultist got smacked by a boomerang, one got slammed into the ground so hard it left a crater (burtle the baldbarian later tried to pay for it, unsuccessfully), and then another got headbutted twice, once sending him flying up, the other sending him flying into a wall, causing no damage luckily. Other than killing that guy obviously. Meanwhile the cleric casted catapult, sending a ton of utensils at the last guy (one that got hit by a boomerang) and knocked him out (he was later put in jail the next town over. (At least thats the plan.)). So that's three dead guys, a ruined robe (a five inch cut on the sleeve), and one unconscious guy. The cleric later casted mending on my robes and I calmed down.

Anyways now we have a map to the stronghold of strength and getting there will be the next session. Unless I'm allowed to keep looking for cool bugs, In which case its the next five.

Yippee!! You should absolutely be allowed to keep looking at cool bugs

Like I said, might not be local. Might have to wait a few towns

Btw my character gave like four gold to someone they barely knew despite only having ten and being in debt

That's awesome, I legitimately love that. You should steal 10,000 gold from the local rich man

Uh, the sickle is cool? Also, very descriptive?

Did my first DnD session just now. Literally nothing happened until we went to the bar except for me spending 1 gold and two daggers for leather, string, and 12 sling ammo (special rocks)

But when the party went into the tavern, the tavern keeper was being harassed by some cultists(?).

My party rushed them. I stayed back, sneaking up on one and putting my sickle around their neck. I went first because sneak, the bastard ducked under my attack from like two inches away, one of the idiots slashed my robe, and in return I melted his face off with poison spray. He was about to die. When my turn happened again, I hit him with infestation (no damage. Parasitic moths got distracted by the lights). When my turn came around again, I walked up to him after he fumbled his crossbow, and decapitated him with my sickle for ruining my robe. While all that was happening, one cultist got smacked by a boomerang, one got slammed into the ground so hard it left a crater (burtle the baldbarian later tried to pay for it, unsuccessfully), and then another got headbutted twice, once sending him flying up, the other sending him flying into a wall, causing no damage luckily. Other than killing that guy obviously. Meanwhile the cleric casted catapult, sending a ton of utensils at the last guy (one that got hit by a boomerang) and knocked him out (he was later put in jail the next town over. (At least thats the plan.)). So that's three dead guys, a ruined robe (a five inch cut on the sleeve), and one unconscious guy. The cleric later casted mending on my robes and I calmed down.

Anyways now we have a map to the stronghold of strength and getting there will be the next session. Unless I'm allowed to keep looking for cool bugs, In which case its the next five.

Yippee!! You should absolutely be allowed to keep looking at cool bugs

Then do another rich guy that isn't just slightly more well off and isn't a good person. Might not be local, though

Btw my character gave like four gold to someone they barely knew despite only having ten and being in debt

That's awesome, I legitimately love that. You should steal 10,000 gold from the local rich man

Better be.

Did my first DnD session just now. Literally nothing happened until we went to the bar except for me spending 1 gold and two daggers for leather, string, and 12 sling ammo (special rocks)

But when the party went into the tavern, the tavern keeper was being harassed by some cultists(?).

My party rushed them. I stayed back, sneaking up on one and putting my sickle around their neck. I went first because sneak, the bastard ducked under my attack from like two inches away, one of the idiots slashed my robe, and in return I melted his face off with poison spray. He was about to die. When my turn happened again, I hit him with infestation (no damage. Parasitic moths got distracted by the lights). When my turn came around again, I walked up to him after he fumbled his crossbow, and decapitated him with my sickle for ruining my robe. While all that was happening, one cultist got smacked by a boomerang, one got slammed into the ground so hard it left a crater (burtle the baldbarian later tried to pay for it, unsuccessfully), and then another got headbutted twice, once sending him flying up, the other sending him flying into a wall, causing no damage luckily. Other than killing that guy obviously. Meanwhile the cleric casted catapult, sending a ton of utensils at the last guy (one that got hit by a boomerang) and knocked him out (he was later put in jail the next town over. (At least thats the plan.)). So that's three dead guys, a ruined robe (a five inch cut on the sleeve), and one unconscious guy. The cleric later casted mending on my robes and I calmed down.

Anyways now we have a map to the stronghold of strength and getting there will be the next session. Unless I'm allowed to keep looking for cool bugs, In which case its the next five.

Yippee!! You should absolutely be allowed to keep looking at cool bugs

This'll be fun!! We can also steal from Tony Stark!!! Down with the rich!!!!!!

Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.

tumblr... villains? what?

No, I keep getting distracted with cool bugs

Did my first DnD session just now. Literally nothing happened until we went to the bar except for me spending 1 gold and two daggers for leather, string, and 12 sling ammo (special rocks)

But when the party went into the tavern, the tavern keeper was being harassed by some cultists(?).

My party rushed them. I stayed back, sneaking up on one and putting my sickle around their neck. I went first because sneak, the bastard ducked under my attack from like two inches away, one of the idiots slashed my robe, and in return I melted his face off with poison spray. He was about to die. When my turn happened again, I hit him with infestation (no damage. Parasitic moths got distracted by the lights). When my turn came around again, I walked up to him after he fumbled his crossbow, and decapitated him with my sickle for ruining my robe. While all that was happening, one cultist got smacked by a boomerang, one got slammed into the ground so hard it left a crater (burtle the baldbarian later tried to pay for it, unsuccessfully), and then another got headbutted twice, once sending him flying up, the other sending him flying into a wall, causing no damage luckily. Other than killing that guy obviously. Meanwhile the cleric casted catapult, sending a ton of utensils at the last guy (one that got hit by a boomerang) and knocked him out (he was later put in jail the next town over. (At least thats the plan.)). So that's three dead guys, a ruined robe (a five inch cut on the sleeve), and one unconscious guy. The cleric later casted mending on my robes and I calmed down.

Anyways now we have a map to the stronghold of strength and getting there will be the next session. Unless I'm allowed to keep looking for cool bugs, In which case its the next five.

Yippee!! You should absolutely be allowed to keep looking at cool bugs