#aww he looks so grumpy haha
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Getting The Hang Of This “Girlfriend” Thing (Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader)
A/N: ahhh thank you guys so much for such nice feedback on my last fic! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 this is just a little blurb that’s a lot less heavy haha. I am working on another hurt/comfort fic though 👀
This was inspired by personal hormonal moodiness this month 😅
-Mod Angel
Summary: Spencer is in a new relationship and is learning that there’s more to it than just facts.
CW: discussion of menstruation, implied smut at the end
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Spencer walked into the BAU, walking right to the kitchen to pour himself some coffee. Penelope, Emily, and JJ were standing around the kitchen and talking.
They saw him pouring sugar in his coffee and laughed a bit. “What did you get up to last night?”
He groaned a bit, taking a sip of his coffee. He hesitated for a moment before speaking. “Can I… ask you guys a question? About… girls?”
They all looked at each other and raised their eyebrows. “Aww, do you need someone to give you ‘the talk?’” JJ asked teasingly.
He rolled his eyes and sighed. “No, not that. I’m doing just fine with that, thank you very much.” Everyone made various disgusted noises, which made him laugh. “No, it’s just… well, my girlfriend’s on her period, and she was basically doing nothing except snapping at me last night. Did I do something wrong?”
They all looked at each other again. Emily spoke first. “Ohh… yeah. You probably did something wrong.” She laughed and pointed to his sugar-filled coffee cup. “Did she make you sleep on the couch?”
He sighed and set his mug down. “No. I asked her if she wanted to be alone, but she said that would just make her more upset.” He picked up his mug and took another sip. “I know that women experience fluctuations in estrogen and progesterone levels during menstruation which can cause feelings of irritability and anger, but…”
“Hold on.” Penelope said. “Did you say that to her?”
“I… might have mentioned it.” He shrugged slightly. “I figured it would comfort her to know the science behind it. She usually loves it when I tell her facts like that.”
Everyone groaned. JJ patted him on the shoulder. “Spence. Did you really think that would comfort a hormonal woman?”
He looked a little confused. “Is there something I’m missing? I’ve never had to deal with a hormonal girlfriend until now.”
“Okay. Then let us tell you what you’re missing” she said. “No one wants to be told that they’re grumpy when they’re on their period. It doesn’t matter if it’s a fact, or if there’s science behind it. That’s like… poking a bear.”
He hesitated before speaking again. “… so, it was a bad idea to tell her that eating sugar would increase inflammation in the body that would cause fatigue and irritability?”
Everyone groaned. “Oh my god, you did not say that to her. Please tell me you didn’t say that to her?” Penelope pleaded.
He shrugged. “I didn’t know that was wrong! Why is that wrong?”
“Look. All the facts in the world could not comfort a hormonal woman.” JJ started. “She doesn’t want to hear why she’s feeling grumpy. She wants you to comfort her. When your girlfriend is on her period, you say nothing about it. Consider this a lesson.”
He groaned and took another sip of coffee. “So, I messed up?”
“Yes.”
“Now what?” He sighed.
Penelope looked at him very seriously. “You’re going to go home tonight, bring her flowers and chocolate, and apologize. And you’re going to say you learned your lesson.”
He thought for a second before nodding. “Okay. I’ll do that.” He looked at everyone and smiled. “Thank you… I’m still new to all this, so this has been very helpful.”
There was a chorus of “you’re welcome” and “good luck” before everyone went to start their work day.
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When he got home, Spencer walked through the door of the apartment, the handle of a shopping bag hooked over his elbow. “I’m home!” He called out.
His girlfriend walked into the room and smiled at him. She was wearing loose pajamas and her hair was tied up in a bun. “Welcome home… what’s in the bag?”
He set the bag down and took out a small bouquet of roses. “These are for you.”
She smiled and took the bouquet from him. “Aw, honey… they’re beautiful.” She breathed in the floral scent.
He put up a finger to signal he wasn’t done yet. He pulled out a box of chocolates from the bag. “And… here. I got you your favorites.”
She smiled bigger and handed him the roses back so she could open the box of chocolates. “Oh, you’re a saint, babe. What’s all this for?”
He set the roses down gently on the coffee table so he could hug her from behind, resting his head on top of hers. “A peace offering. I… I’m sorry I was so insensitive last night.”
She turned around and gave him an apologetic look. “Oh, Spence… no, that was me. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have yelled at you like that.”
“No, no, it’s okay.” He patted her on the shoulders. “I told the girls at work what happened and they gave me a stern lecture.” He laughed quietly. “I’ve just never had a girlfriend before, so I didn’t know the… etiquette I’m supposed to have during this time.”
She smiled and put the chocolates down so she could hug him. “I know. At least, logically I know that. Emotional brain takes over when I’m hormonal.”
He leaned down to kiss her forehead. “And I know that now. It’s not something I could’ve learned from a book, so… it’s a learning curve, I guess.” He laughed again. “I know how to take care of you now.”
She smiled and reached up on her tiptoes so she could kiss him. “You know… there’s some more period facts I want to tell you.”
He made a face. “Please tell me it’s not that you’re mad at me again.”
She laughed. “No, it’s not that. I think you’ll like this one.” She moved a little closer and ran a finger gently down his arm, making him shiver a bit. “An increase in blood flow to the pelvic region makes… certain areas more sensitive, leading to an increased libido.” She smirked. “Wanna help me out with that?”
He blushed and nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, I could do that.” He grinned and leaned down to kiss her.
She smiled and dragged him to the bedroom, more than happy to teach him something he didn’t know before.
#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid fanfiction#criminal minds fanfiction#fanfiction#mod angel
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As we were gushing over in our DMs… 👀🤭
Domestic KavehTham
I'm sorry I can't think of a proper title lmao. Still, I hope I did these boys justice!💖
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Alhaitham x Kaveh domestic!au (romantic)
Lee: Alhaitham
Ler: Kaveh
Warnings: Tickles!
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After a long day at work, all Alhaitham could think of was going home. Home to the comfort he had built, and to the one he loved.
Kaveh's ears perked up from where he was laying on the couch, watching his boyfriend arrive with that usual, grumpy expression.
"Aww, tiring day?" there was no response, aside from the usual grumble the taller one would let out. Alhaitham dragged his feet over to the couch, flopping down face first right on top of Kaveh. Most people would probably get startled by the sudden weight dropped on them, but for Kaveh, this was a regular occurence. Alhaitham coming back all tired and grumpy, and Kaveh messing- I mean, taking care of him. So he accepted his partner with open arms, quickly wrapping him in a hug. Nimble fingers curling against the thin fabric of Alhaitham's shirt.
"Mph..." another grumble came out of the tired man, burrying his face against Kaveh's neck. Ahh... it smelled like home. He could fall asleep right there and then. Of course, Kaveh wouldn't make it so easy for him.
It didn't take long until Alhaitham felt some mischevious fingers sneak under his shirt. Short nails drawing a trail up his spine to the base of his neck. Leaving goosebumps in their way. He felt as Kaveh's chest rumbled in soft yet deep chuckles. That stupid laugh, so... flustering...
Alhaitham would try arching his back away, not like it did much. His torso was trapped flat against Kaveh's. He dared to peak over at the blonde's face, only to be met by the most endearing, love-struck look ever. Back to hiding, Alhaitham went, not wanting to reveal the crimson color that was rising up his features.
"Kaveh..." the younger of the two whined out, barely audible. Anyone who knew Alhaitham, knew that he wasn't the most expressful person out there. Sometimes struggling to word what he wanted, but that's the beauty of love. You pick up on those little signs that your partner wants you to keep going. It also helped that Kaveh felt a soft tug at his own shirt, causing his grin to widen.
He stayed quiet, letting his fingers do all the work. His nails started tracing figure eights around Alhaitham's shoulderblades. The scribe couldn't help but let out small huffs of air, as his shoulders squirmed involuntarily. The longer this went on, the more Alhaitham relaxed. Atleast until Kaveh decided to brush against another sensitive spot. He drummed his fingers softly down Alhaitham's ribs and sides, as if playing a delicate instrument.
"Mph! ...hmhm!" it was getting increasingly harder to control his reactions. Alhaitham's body softly shook as he puffed out a breathless giggle after the other. How can something so relaxing, so... intimate, feel so damn flustering?!
"Ahaww, was that a laugh?~" the blonde chimed out, resting his fingers to a hault. Watching as his partner let out a sigh of relief, but when Alhaitham lifted his face to look up at him, there was a look of desire. He wanted more.
"Shut up..." the younger male grumbled out in typical Alhaitham fashion, trying to oh so casually flip onto his back. Kaveh knew exactly what he wanted.
"Haha! If you wanted tummy tickles, you could've just said so~" the blonde teased, kissing the shell of his partner's ear.
Alhaitham let out a groan, running a hand through his face. Although, any annoyance he felt was instantly replaced by giddyness as Kaveh delicately rolled his shirt up, revealing his toned stomach. Just like with his back, the architect's nails started to caress every nook and cranny. Tracing over marked abs.
A stronger whine escaped the scribe, his stomach trying to suck into itself.
"Ah ah ahhh, don't go hiding now~" Kaveh cooed, his index finger softly circling around the rim of his boyfriend's navel. Such a small spot, yet so effective and weak.
"Hnghh!" poor Alhaitham couldn't help arch his back once more. Causing the sensitive skin to become more exposed to his partner's mischief, not like he minded.
That dreaded finger circled the spot a few more times, enjoying as Alhaitham squirmed and shuddered every time. The scribe thought he'd go insane, until he finally felt that finger dip into his navel. Kaveh's nail softly scratching and wiggling around it playfully.
"Phhhahahaha...!" Alhaitham threw his head back against Kaveh's shoulder. A genuine, bright smile adorning his lips.
"There it is! A happy Alhaitham is much cuter than a grumpy one~" Kaveh chuckled out playfully. "How about I keep this up a while longer? I doubt you'll mind, right?~".
As annoying as it was, Alhaitham wouldn't trade these moments for anything.
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𝐌𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🥀 || 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Reposting because my tumblr keeps glitching.
a/n- This is a grumpy! sukuna x !sunshine reincarnated reader filet. The reader was kind of lovers with sukuna before he became a curse. Idk haha read to find out! Hope you enjoy it. Let me know if you want to read more of it. This chapter is a bit cracky sukuna and reader's interaction is so funny.
I’ll be creating a tag list so let me know if you want to be added!
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You ran towards him. He caught you in his arms.
You wrapped your legs around his waist and hid your face in his neck.
"You're alive." You sobbed.
You had missed him so much. He was your rock.
He stayed with you through thick or thin.
He rubbed your back soothingly. "It's okay l'm here now aren't I?'
"You're not allowed to leave me again." You mumbled.
"You left me first tho?" Sukuna teasingly spoke.
You whacked the back of his head.
"Hey asshole, don't joke about that" He cursed out in pain.
"Still the same." He shook his head fondly.
"And you're the same old bast-" he hoisted you in the air.
"Noooo RYO im going to kill you," he tossed you in the air again.
"What were you trying to say huh?" He cockily questioned.
"Nooooo I meant you're my same old handsome boyfriend." You kissed his cheek. The tip of his ears was red.
"Are you blushing? Aww my baby kuna." You cooed at him.
"Woman if you don't stop right now-" he grumbled in embarrassment.
Someone coughed, bringing you both back to reality.
You alanced hack and there was a white hair dude with a blindfold on and that spiky emo boy.
"Oh god. You mumbled and hid your face in sukuna's neck in embarrassment.
"They saw all of it didn't they?" You questioned, still mortified.
His whole body shook when he laughed.
"If you don't stop laughing, I'm going to hit you."
You threatened him.
He just burst into a fit of laughter at your threat.
You started weakly punching his back. "You're such an idiot."
"Damn woman stop it hurts." He groaned. You heard another cough. You squeaked.
"Um hi?" The weird dude with white hair and a blindfold spoke.
"Miss? Do you know who this guy is?" He asked.
"Oi, who're you calling miss? Don't speak to her. Don’t look at her and don't even breathe in her direction." Sukuna growled.
The white hair dude that introduced himself as gojo raised his arms in surrender.
"Wait a minute where is Yuji?" You asked. In the midst of all the chaos, you forgot about Yuji. You felt terribly guilty. You forgot about him. You felt like crying.
Sukuna's cheek grew a mouth and spoke, "I'm here nee-chan! Ryo-nii just took over my body to talk to you." You gasped at the voice.
"How?" You looked at sukuna. "Magic." He whispered in a low voice.
You whacked him again. "Ow." Both Yuji and Sukuna yelled. "What the fuck." You mumbled.
#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#jjk x you#Spotify#sukuna x reader#sukuna ryomen x reader#sukuna ryomen x you#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x oc#sukuna ryoumen x reader#sukuna ryomen#jjk ryomen#ryomen sukuna x fem! reader#sukuna x y/n#ryomen sukuna x reader#i don’t know#what i’m doing#kind of#jjk x y/n#sukuna
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for a Bradshaw drabble, maybe something about Mrs. B on her period? I get horribly awful cramps and they're wearing me out today and I'd love to see something about Bradley just snuggling with her in bed and bringing her snacks ❤️ manifesting a bradley for us all right now haha
(Aww, I feel you! I hope you feel better soon! ❤️)
It was your least favorite time of the month, and today was hitting you particularly hard.
Your cramps had been debilitating, to the point that you’d actually had to lay curled up in the fetal position on the couch with a heating pad wrapped around your stomach for over an hour. A hot bath helped a little bit, but discomfort continued to plague you throughout the day.
You also felt absolutely ravenous, but nothing seemed to satisfy you, not even your favorite snacks. Oreos? Ice cream? Pretzels? Starburst? You ate them all, sure, but they did nothing to satiate the hunger gnawing at you.
When Bradley called you on his way home from work, you could barely do more than groan into the phone, feeling exhausted and bloated and grumpy and weepy all at the same time.
“Hmm, that doesn’t sound too good,” Bradley said gently, fully aware of how miserable your period had the power to make you. “Tough day, honey?”
“I’m just not feeling great right now,” you admitted, pressing your phone against your ear as you curled up in bed, wrapping your arm tightly across your stomach. “If you’re hungry, there’s leftovers in the fridge, but I didn’t have the energy to make anything new. I’m sorry,” you mumbled, wincing as another cramp seized you.
“Don’t apologize, honey. I’ll be home soon, okay? Just relax and take it easy,” he told you. “I love you.”
“Love you, too. See you in a little bit,” you replied, dropping your phone beside you on the bed and letting out a soft groan.
You were just starting to get worried about how long it was taking your husband to get home when you suddenly heard the front door of your apartment opening.
“Baby? I’m home,” Bradley called out to you, the sound of his heavy footsteps echoing in the front hall.
“I’m in the bedroom!” you called back, your cheek pressed against your pillow as you pulled your blanket up towards your chin, curling up miserably.
A moment later, Bradley appeared in the doorway of your room, his hands behind his back as he gazed at you softly. “Hi, honey,” he murmured, walking over towards the bed slowly.
“Hi,” you replied, smiling despite the pain you were currently experiencing. “What do you have there?” you asked, eyes crinkling in amusement as your husband tried to keep whatever he was holding hidden from view.
“I know you’re not feeling so hot right now, so I just wanted to pick up a couple things to make you feel better,” he grinned, bending down to press a warm kiss to your lips.
“Oh, yeah?” You sat up slowly, curiosity getting the best of you.
“Mhm,” Bradley nodded, chuckling at the little spark of intrigue in your eyes. He pulled one hand from behind his back, revealing a little tan-colored box that you recognized instantly.
Gasping in surprised delight, your gaze flew up to meet his smiling eyes. “Oh my gosh, you didn’t!” you exclaimed, eagerly taking the box out of his hands and flipping the lid open to reveal your favorite lemon raspberry cupcake from your favorite cafe, a few miles away from North Island. “Honey, you didn’t have to,” you told him, beaming as you looked back up at him once more.
“It was worth it just to see you smiling like that,” Bradley replied, winking as he stroked your cheek with gentle fingers.
“Are you still hiding something else back there?” you asked, raising an eyebrow as your gaze flickered to the arm he still had bent behind his back.
Laughing, Bradley nodded. “So impatient, Mrs. Bradshaw,” he teased, drawing his hand from behind his back to reveal a sweet little bouquet of yellow roses—your favorite.
“Bradley,” you breathed out, setting your cupcake aside so that you could accept the flowers with both hands, burying your nose in them and inhaling their sweet scent. “They’re so beautiful, honey.”
“Just like you,” Bradley murmured, sitting down on the edge of the bed and wrapping his arms around your waist, nuzzling your cheek with his nose before pressing another kiss to your lips.
“Thank you, baby,” you whispered, wrapping an arm around him and hugging him tightly. “I feel better already.”
“I’m gonna put these in some water and get changed, and then I’m spending the rest of the night holding you in my arms,” he promised you, kissing the tip of your nose.
“I like that plan,” you grinned, resting back against your pillows as Bradley rose and took the roses out of your hand.
As promised, he returned a few moments later, having changed into a loose pair of sweatpants and bringing in the vase of flowers so that you could continue to admire them.
“I’m a spoiled girl indeed,” you laughed softly, snuggling against your husband’s chest as he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close.
“Nothing you don’t deserve, sweetheart,” Bradley told you, brushing your hair back from your face and peppering your cheeks, chin, and lips with kisses.
You fell asleep a couple hours later while some random TV show played in the background, comfortable, safe, and warm in your husband’s arms.
For as much as you hated this time of the month, you loved the way that Bradley loved you through it.
#bradshaw drabble#mr. & mrs. bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#mrs. bradshaw#rooster x wife!reader#rooster x reader#top gun: maverick#miles teller
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Married Lawlight Headcanons:
Pet Names:
Light: calls L 'dear'. 'Sweetie' if he's being passive aggressive.
L: calls Light 'honey'. 'My love' if he's in a good mood.
Cooking:
Light: learns it quickly. Makes great meals. He always wears an apron because he hates stains.
L: has never touched a frying pan in his life. He can't boil an egg (that's a joke. or is it? hehe). Probably could make something if he wanted to but the quality would be questionable.
Eating:
Light: eats like a prince. Even when he's alone. Excellent table manners.
L: eats like a gremlin. Practically shoves food into his mouth. Sometimes makes slurping noises just to mess with Light. It always works. If he's drinking tea and he hears something surprising/shocking, then he will spit it out. Light forces him to clean it up.
Sleeping:
Light: sleeps peacefully. Heavy sleeper.
L: suffers from insomnia (that's already canon). Light sleeper. Probably talks in his sleep. If Light is ever awake while L's napping, he gets startled by his mumbling. It creeps him out. He doesn't think he'll ever get used to it. He also kicks (capoeira!). Light isn't too bothered by it though, because he loves him very much (aww). Although he might push L off of the bed if he's in a bad mood and can't put up with that shit (don't worry, the floor is carpeted! or has a carpet, you choose. I hate carpeted floors tbh. I'm a carpet lover haha).
Kinks:
Light: wants L to worship his body, definitely (I AM YOUR GOD). Praise kink? I don't think so. He already knows he's perfect (his words not mine). Hand fetish? Yeah, why not. He loves watching L bite his own nails and fingers. Has to look away so he doesn't get a boner (LMAO). He likes choking L (hello, Kira).
L: foot fetish (I'm sorry but the foot scene lives rent free in my head. It's also a tag on ao3: L has a foot fetish. So, yeah. HE CANONICALLY KNOWS HOW TO MASSAGE FEET. DID WATARI TEACH HIM?? Maybe he did it to alleviate the pain on L's feet caused by the way he sits and L learned it that way). He will drop whatever he's doing to give Light a foot massage if he asks for it. Voyeurism perhaps (he stares a LOT). Knows how to use his tongue (I'm looking at you cherry stems tied in a knot) so he's amazing at giving blow jobs. Maybe biting? He bites a lot of things so idk. I think he would bite Light at least once. Just to see how he would react lol. Scent kink (Light smells great. Of course he does) steals some of Light's clothes just to sniff them. Light finds it endearing and reasonable (he knows he smells good. L taking his clothes only serves to stroke his already over-inflated ego). Likes being tied up (he handcuffed himself to Light for 100 DAYS. Kinky). So I think he'd be into handcuffs and Japanese rope bondage. Canon states that he takes on difficult cases to prolong the time he spends solving them. Because this way he's keeping himself entertained for longer. You know what that means. ORGASM DELAY/DENIAL! Don't know if he does it to Light but he certainly likes it when Light does it to him. Dacryphilia because he likes seeing Light vulnerable. You bet he licks those tears, baby! (definitely has a mug that says YOUR TEARS. In Cloister Black of course).
Sickness:
Light: tries to avoid L. Fails spectacularly. They always end up making out (if he isn't vomiting and stuff). L gets sick afterwards. Light nurses him back to health (has to gently coerce him to take medicine he doesn't like because it's too bitter, or eat food that isn't sweet). Sees it as a mild inconvenience.
L: doesn't avoid Light. Is grumpy, which makes him more sarcastic than usual. Overdramatic. Thinks he's dying. Being sick makes it almost impossible for him to sleep, which in turn makes him even grumpier. Wants to cuddle with Light but Light evades him very skillfully (rightfully so).
Bickering:
Light: will try to come out on top. Not looking for a middle ground (Thought process: I can't be wrong. I'm perfect!). Acts smug when he wins.
L: tries to de-escalate. Doesn't like bickering with Light. Feels bad every time they do. Doesn't care about winning, just wants the fight to end.
Cleanliness:
Light: neat-freak. He vacuums the house every day (no dust in his house, no sir).
L: clean but not as obsessed as Light. It's good that he always has his feet on whatever surface he's sitting, this way he doesn't have to lift them when Light is vacuuming or mopping the floor (isn't that great).
Bathing:
Light: in standard Japanese fashion, he bathes every day. Likes bath bombs (especially red ones, THE BLOOD OF HIS VICTIMS, YEAHHH! Maybe blue and black too because they remind him of L).
L: bathes daily too. They usually bathe together, unless one of them is sick or angry. Likes bubbles. Maybe he has a rubber duck (it would be cute).
Makeup:
Light: wears red (L's favorite color because he likes strawberries. My mental gymnastics are top notch, aren't they?) lipstick whenever he feels like it. When that happens, L always ends up having lipstick on his clothes and face.
L: uses nail polish from time to time (shown in Death Note 13: How to Read. Yeah, I know it's a joke but now it's a headcanon woohoo!). Very good at three-dimensional nail art (look at the comic panel, DAMN L. WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?).
Things they like about each other:
Light: L's laugh. Will crack jokes endlessly just to hear him laugh. It makes him feel amazing. He doesn't know why. Was completely awestruck the first time he heard it.
L: Light's reactions. Seeing his face change expressions is entertainment for him. He will constantly try out/say new things even without meaning them, just to see how Light will react.
Things they don't like about each other:
Light: L disagreeing with him (Why can't you see that I'm right?).
L: Light's stubbornness (poor guy can't catch a break). It exasperates him.
Anniversaries/Birthdays:
Light: never forgets them. Always gets something for L. Either a present or himself wearing something naughty, or both (he canonically wears a corset at some point in order to carry the note, so, my headcanon is that he buys a few corsets once he marries L. He loves wowing him, feels a sense of accomplishment every time he does. He wears other things too, but corsets are his go-to. L has a thing for them, they look restrictive and he likes restraints so...).
L: has memory problems due to insomnia. Has to mark down a lot of things so he doesn't forget. Sometimes he ends up forgetting anyway. Light forgives him (because that's what good husbands do). Whether he forgets or not isn't of any consequence however, because either way, he will buy Light the best thing money can buy. The gifts are so extravagant that Light feels guilty. He tries not to show it, but L (being L, the world's greatest detective) can see right through him. L does everything he can to lessen his guilt. By showing him a lot of physical affection (all kinds of kisses, hugs, handholding, having him sit on his lap, caressing his hair and whispering sweet nothings into his ear).
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Tumblr won't let me send links but (and I don't know how much you know about what's happening in Boruto) he's the new hokage in Narutos abstinence! It's canon! He looks so handsome -🌘
Aww, I bet he looks so handsome! I bet he's also grumpy about it haha.
Also, I'm fully aware that your use of the word abstinence was a typo and you meant absence but... it's an absolutely hilarious insinuation that to be Hokage you must fuck at all times and Naruto got caught not having sex so they replaced him with Shika lmaooo
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Baby Boy (Derogatory) | Eddie Munson x Reader HCs
Plot: jason carver is a little shit, but you're something worse- a condescending bitch [Eddie Munson x GN!Reader]
Word count: 763
Warnings: none
A/N: it's always been funny to me that jason was so antagonistic to someone who was like, at least two years older than him. it's very, "who's this sassy toddler?" to me. i know he's an actual threat in canon, but also,,,, haha, he's 12. anyway, if anyone has a better name for these hcs, lmk
Jason Carver is a fuckin dick
Calls people freaks, leads mobs against innocent men, threatens to break people’s fingers
Etc
Thing is, compared to steve and eddie
He’s like
Six years old?
Now, it’s not like eddie can do anything with this, he’s still trapped by the confines of high school
If he fights back on any level, it'll be worse for him
And Steve, well
Steve loses every fight he gets into (if he’s not trying to kill)
And even if he tried to go all mean girl on jason, he would make a fatal mistake-
He would treat jason like a peer
Not like a friend, but like a person his age
You, however?
You are two things
1) aware that jason carver is Little
And
2) Fed Up With His Shit
And, y'know, bonus third thing
Graduated
So, one day, when he decides to provoke eddie while you’re picking the kids up from hellfire
You just kinda
Snap?
You wander up beside your metalhead
Completely ignoring the little jock man
And you go
“Hi :D”
Wrapping an arm around Eddie’s shoulders and giving him a pat on the chest
A silent
“Dw bby, i got this”
Jason is not impressed
He clears his throat and glares at you when you finally turn to face him
And he gives you his most privileged
“Do you mind? We were in the middle of something.”
You don’t answer just yet
First
You look the little shit up and down
Not so subtly judging him
You squint at his face a little, too, as if you can’t figure out who the fuck he is
And then you go
“Hey, you’re that little jock kid, from the baseball team!”
And you have another big smile on your face
Though this one is completely fake, unlike the one you gave eddie
Jason doesn’t seem to give a shit about your falsified cheshire grin
He just huffs out a, “It’s the basketball team, actually.”
And crosses his arms
You nod, pretending to care
And you go
“Oh, I’m so sorry young man,” in the tone one would use to address a grumpy fourth grader
His face goes red
But before he can even begin to retaliate, you check your watch
And you go
“Oh no, it’s getting late. Do you need a ride home, kiddo?”
And you give jason just
This death stare
Fake smile, wide eyes
And it’s just this beautiful mixture of piss-your-pants levels of terrifying, mythic bitch, and condescending Karen
Eddie sees it and falls even more in love, jason falls into hate
He can barely stutter out a, “I-I’m fine,” in the face of your face
Once he does your smile widens
You give him a little, “Aww, you can drive all by yourself?”
And you do that thing where you pat his face in a way that’s just, just short of a slap
Which you follow up with an even more bitchy, “Aw, Jayden! I’m so proud of you!”
Then you back off before he can respond, pulling eddie with you
You can hear jason yell out, trying to correct you on his name, but you
Don’t care
You’re too busy trying to hide your massive- and now genuine- smile
You and eddie manage to get yourselves into your car before you lose it
The kids are sitting in the back, very confused, and very annoyed that you aren’t driving yet
But hey, tough tiddies, they’re notorious for making you wait for them to finish hellfire
They can wait five minutes while you and eddie cackle over jason’s pissed off face
Eventually
Jason stops stomping around his car and drives off
Eddie gets into his van, and you drive the kids home
And later that night
When you stop by Eddie’s trailer
You’re standing in his doorway for all of two seconds before he’s got you against the wall with his lips on yours
You giggle a bit
(giggle)
And you ask
“What’s this for?”
He responds, breathlessly
“You’re amazing, you know that? Amazing.”
You laugh now, fully
And you say, “I don’t know why you even bother to humor that kid. He’s like, six years old, just push him, or something.”
The smile he gives you is perfect, you just wanna lick him or something, but he’s talking, so you let him speak:
“Yeahhh, if I do that Higgins will have my head, so…”
“Man, we can’t let her do that- you have so many nice features there!”
You proceed to prove your point by kissing him on those nice features
#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x gender neutral!reader#eddie munson x reader fluff#x reader
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THE HANTENGU CLONES GO TO THE UK :D
[Note: I'm from the Uk :> and maybe this could be a new series when the clones go around the world. who knows.]
"Aizetsu-kun, Get up you sleepy head! I got a surprise for you~" Karaku shook Aizetsu awake. Aizetsu opened his sapphire blue eyes.. Yawning, he stretched and sat up.. "Unh.. Huh?.. What is it, Karaku?.." Aizetsu looked at his Older Brother of Joy, Karaku, with a warm face. "Guess what Aizetsu-kun! All four of us are going on vacation!~" Karaku clapped his hands together happily as he grinned widely with his sharp fangs "To the UK~!" Aizetsu was surprised to hear this.. But he was also happy.. He had a big smile on his face. But at the back of his mind, he had a doubt. He thought that.. He wouldn't be going along?.. For how could he travel, when he's a demon of sorrow? The concept of fun didn't exist to him.. He thought that the only option was that all of them would ignore him as the fourth member during their trip. He hid his sad, depressed face.. "You alright Aizetsu-kun?~ You look a bit down?~" Karaku tilted his head, with his eyes gleaming. Aizetsu-kun looked so cute to him when he got down like that~ He was always such a fun kid to be around. "Ah, I'm sure you'll have lots of fun~" Karaku pats Aizetsu-kun's head, which made the demon of sorrow's heart beat faster with such glee.
Sekido's bad mood doesn't bother Karaku. In fact, he just finds it funny and amusing. As Karaku continued to pack his bag with various items "Hm? How's it going there Sekido?~" Karaku spoke as he glanced at the demon of anger who was in a bad mood. He gave a smug smile as he laughed in amusement at Sekido's frown. It was so adorable to him "Why the bad mood~?" He asked with a curious grin on his face. "Bad mood? My face is just stuck that way." Sekido looked back at Karaku, staring at him with a blank face. It's as if the demon of anger had no emotions whatsoever. Although a slight hint of annoyance showed in his eyes, with a spark lighting up whenever Karaku spoke in a smug manner. The Demon of anger just continued to pack his bag for this trip. With a grimace on his face. "Aww, don't be so grumpy Sekido. Think about it!~ We finally get to take a break from that stressful stuff!~" Karaku grinned widely at the thought of it. He was so excited, As if he was a little child awaiting for his Christmas. "Come on!~ Don't tell me you are gonna be that down the entire trip?~" He said in a teasing tone, As he ruffled the demon of anger's hair a bit.
"I don't intend to enjoy the trip, I'm simply traveling with you all to keep you in check. And not to cause a ruckus amongst this mortal plain." The demon of anger replied blankly, with a slight hint of annoyance, as he stared at Karaku with his piercing crimson eyes. However, they then returned to their usual cold and blank expression. "Well well well,~ Looks like someone's a bit prepared~?" Karaku smirked mischievously, As he went over to Urogi and pat his head a bit teasingly "What's with all the goods? Are you going to cook for us the entire trip?~" He asked as he glanced at the mountain of suitcases and bags that Urogi has brought along with him The Demon of Anger glares at Urogi, it felt like he was staring with such irritation and disappointment. However, he was also a bit impressed with all the things he brought along. Sekido looked down at his younger brother, trying to process how much of a hassle it is going to be. "…All of these for a simple trip..?"
"Haha.~ Well I did say, I'm good at planning these things out after all.~" Urogi smiled excitedly as he ruffled his hair with a smug look on his face. He took a good look at the grumpy face of his Older Brother, The demon of anger. It's so adorable when Sekido is angry at him. As he giggled to himself as he poked and prodded a finger at Sekido's chest. Just waiting to be attacked like his Older Brother is going to do a good old fashion fight with him. Sekido glares at Urogi, as his anger slowly builds up as he is reminded of his bad mood. The Demon of Anger was getting fed up with his Younger Brother's annoying antics. "Urogi.. Don't provoke me." He spoke in a quiet, whispery tone. With a tint of menace, as he stares at you with a dead-cold gaze.
"Karaku.. I don't want to go.. I'm scared.." Aizetsu expressed his concerns to Karaku. His sapphire blue eyes shined in distress.. His chest felt as if it's going to explode, from all the tension and stress.. "What if I can't keep up with you guys..?" He looked down, at the floor.. He was ashamed, He's supposed to be the demon of Sorrow.. Yet all he felt was fear and anxiety.. The Demon of Anger looked at his Younger Brother, in a gentle, yet concerned tone. He placed his hand on Aizetsu's shoulder, in a comforting manner.. He bent down, to the level in the heights of his Younger Brother. "Aizetsu.. Fear is a part of life. You can't expect everything to be fine, in this world of despair. Sometimes it's good to make things a bit different for a change.. Let us go on this trip.. And hopefully you can find a change of heart. Like we all did too."
Aizetsu looked into Sekido's eyes. He couldn't resist but feel so moved and emotional, seeing how his Older Brother treats him in such kindness and respect. He hid his face with the palm of his hand.. With tears, streaming down his sapphire blue eyes "You mean it?.. You're not annoyed at me?.. I can't disappoint you.. Can I?" He asked in a shy and soft tone.. His face still covered, with the palm of his hand. He was like a little child, asking its parents, if it can stay out late.. "You can't disappoint me Aizetsu~" Karaku spoke softly and reassuringly, as he ruffled up Aizetsu's hair again. He giggled at the sight of his younger brother being shy and acting like a child. "We would never be disappointed with you~" He smiled gently at him as he wiped off his tears, with his maple leaf fan. "Now stop crying and let's go off on this wonderful holiday~" He said in a playful tone, as he gestured for him to follow.
"Oi, big brothers!! Stop taking Soo long to get ready!" Urogi yelled.. He had everything packed.. Ready to go. Everything was neat and tidy. He tapped his foot impatiently.. He couldn't wait to be with his big brothers again in their trip to the UK.. Urogi was so excited, yet so nervous at the same time.. He can barely contain himself.. "Soo eager, aren't you?~" Karaku chuckled when his younger brother, Urogi yelled out in a loud tone. He then went over to him and ruffled up his hair playfully. As Karaku was now all packed up, he made his way over to the living room where his bag was. "We will be leaving really soon, Urogi. Don't worry~" He patted Urogi on the head with a comforting smile. As he got everything he needed, Karaku began heading towards the front door.
Aizetsu then came out from his bedroom with his suitcase. He placed it down next to Karaku's suitcase.. "I'm ready..! I'm quite eager to start this trip as well.. Despite being fearful.. I want to try something new.. Maybe I will try to be a little more positive..~" Aizetsu smiled shyly at the three brothers. He was in a good mood, As he was looking forward to this trip with his brothers. He felt as if this was his destiny to have fun for once.. "That's a good attitude Aizetsu! I'm glad that you are feeling eager about this trip. Though, It's perfectly fine if you feel anxious about it at the same time." Karaku reassured Aizetsu with a smile on his face. He looked at Aizetsu with kind, yet caring eyes as he ruffled up his hair again "As your big bro, I'm there with you. Remember that, Aizetsu~" He spoke comfortingly and cheerfully, as he glanced at his own suitcase as well.
Urogi was looking out the window. He was so happy and excited.. Even to be going to a place like the UK, it felt more exciting and fun than he expected.. He was humming a cheerful tune… He was so eager. As he glanced at Sekido who drove the car.. He made sure to remember the face of the older brother who was so grumpy and angry all the time.. He hopes to change that face, for a better good~. "Sekido~ We're almost there~" Karaku smiled brightly at Sekido as he was looking out the window. He was feeling so excited for their upcoming trip. He was looking forward to it, especially to see what the United Kingdom was like. "What do you think the U.K will be like?~" He asked. As he glanced at his younger brothers. His sharp fangs glowed brightly in the light, as it hit the sun.
"I couldn't care any less.." Sekido muttered to himself. He grumbles as he parked the car at the airport. He sighs loudly as he stepped outside to stretch his legs. "Can we hurry up?" He asked, as his piercing, red eyes glowed in annoyance, as he glared at his younger brothers.. Aizetsu looked at Sekido with a slight hint of amusement "Oh? Is Sekido grumpy again?~" He giggled playfully, as he went over to Sekido to pat his head. "…Stop being so grouchy, you old grumpy, grumpy demon~" He said playfully, as his sapphire eyes shined with affection.
"Look at me, rolling along!~ Haha." Urogi smiled widely as he rode a suitcase, going through the airport.. He was having so much fun acting all stupid.. He was always like this with the three brothers.. He would tease them for a little fun.. Especially to Sekido. "You coming slowpokes?~ Come one big bros!~ We aren't gonna have fun if we're too late for our departure..~" His maple leaf fan danced happily in the air as he taunted his Older Brothers. "Urogi you cheeky little brat~ You got us there~" Karaku laughed at his younger brother's playful antics. He was smiling widely and it was adorable to see. Karaku and the gang finally caught up with Urogi as they went through the airport "Heh, We finally caught up to you, Little one~" He chuckled at his younger brother. He was now walking behind him, as they boarded onto their flight to the U.K.
Sekido grabbed the suitcase from Urogi, before picking his Younger Brother up by the scruff of his neck. He turned him around, as his piercing, crimson eye glared into Urogi. "You will never ever embarrass the Family again, You brat. If you ever try to do something like this ever again, I will rip you apart." He hissed in a whispery tone, as he looked Urogi dead in the eye. "Do I make myself clear?!?" He released his grip, throwing Urogi towards Karaku. Aizetsu stood in disbelief, at what had just happened between his Older Brother, Sekido and his younger brother, Urogi.. He felt so disgusted and disappointed. He turned to Karaku, with a disappointed and sour look on his face.. "…Why are they fighting?.." He asked in a shocked and worried tone.. As a tear, streamed down his face. His sapphire blue eyes, were glistening with distress.
"Well, that's our Older Brother, Sekido for you." He sighed and pat Aizetsu on the back, reassuringly. "He's just over protective at times~" He said with a smirk. "And it's just the way he is, whenever we do something he doesn't like or something that he thinks is bad for us." He then turned his head, to look at Urogi. "Urogi, are you okay?" He asked his younger brother. "Does your neck feel sore?" Urogi nodded a quick yes, as his neck was still in pain. As well, he looked at Karaku with a sad smile. "I'm fine.. I was trying to have a little fun with my Older Brother. Though, He wasn't having any of it." Urogi sighed as he rubbed the back of his head. "It's so hard to have fun with him, sometimes… He is too strict.. It's like, I can't be around him for more than a few minutes." Sekido was now sulking in the corner. He's in a very bad mood, especially due to the fact he was reminded of the U.K's infamous pub culture. He hated those drunk, obnoxious hooligans over there. "I hate that place.. We are going to encounter a lot of drunk degenerates there.. This trip is going to suck." He hissed to himself. Not wanting to be bothered with anything. He only came along due to his younger brother, Karaku guilt-tripping him into the trip..
Aizetsu sat down with Karaku and Urogi.. He was silent as he looked to the front of the plane. His sapphire blues eyes were lost in thought.. He was still processing the fight between his Older Brother and younger brother. He was so disappointed, as he placed his head on Karaku's shoulder.. He felt tired and weary. "I'm so tired, Karaku.." He sighed as he closed his eyes. He couldn't be more tired and mentally drained than this.
Sekido sat down by himself, feeling bored as usual. He stared at the other passengers of the plane, as he began processing how this whole trip would end in a catastrophe. And if he could survive from dealing with these morons of a family, he wondered. As he crossed his arms and looked straight ahead of the plane. "Let's get this miserable trip over with." He muttered to himself, in an annoyed and disappointed tone. He wanted to make things quick and fast. He felt tired already of this trip, that had not even started. Aizetsu was still tired and lethargic. He was still lost in thought, as Karaku played with his hair.. He then opened his eyes and saw Urogi snacking on the treats.. He then yawned softly as he turned to Urogi with the same sour look as Sekido "Urogi, why are you eating the food already? Shouldn't we wait until we reach the U.K?.." He said in a slightly annoyed tone.. As he looked to be bothered by Urogi's appetite
Sekido glanced at Aizetsu, as he rolled his eyes at the Younger Brother's sour expression. "Just let him be. If he wants to eat it now, then let him eat it now. No one's stopping him to do something he wants to do." He spoke with a slightly annoyed tone, as he went back to staring at the people in the plane. He was already starting to get a headache from the people here, and he is already preparing himself for a chaotic trip. "We should really play a game to pass the time." He turned towards his Older Brother, as he began talking to Sekido. He felt bored and the trip hasn't even started yet. Karaku looked to Urogi, with a playful smirk on his face "Urogi!~ What do you think?~ How do you think we can liven up the atmosphere?~ And pass the time?~" He asked, as he turned his attention towards his Younger Brother.
"I'm not playing any games, Karaku." Sekido replied, as his sharp fangs were gleaming, as he turned his head slowly and stared at Karaku with a piercing, red glare. He then turned to his Younger Brother, Urogi, with that same scary look. He was already tired and done dealing with two of his three moronic brothers.. He could see how things might become chaotic in the future.. And he was not going to enjoy any of it.. "What I think..? I don't think there should be a game, at all.." Aizetsu looked at Sekido, with a worried and concerned look on his face. He felt nervous as Sekido and the gang were starting to get on each other's nerves. Though, The demon of sorrow wanted to change the atmosphere and keep his Older Brother calm "…Sekido.. Let's play a game!~ It will be a lot of fun.. We don't want chaos to ensue, during the trip~" He suggested in a soft and gentle tone. He looked at Karaku and Urogi with a hopeful smile.
[Hours later...]
"Mmm… Mmm… Mm..~" Urogi muttered words of nonsense in his sleep.. He was having a good and happy dream. In the dream, he was riding on a white Pegasus, flying across the clouds. His maple leaf fan danced in the wind, as he was having a great time. His eyes were closed, but a smile was plastered on his face as he peacefully slept.. "Heh.. Poor Urogi" Karaku chuckled when he noticed the Younger Brother, was fast asleep. All he could hear was the sound of Urogi's words, making no sense at all. Karaku smirked at his Younger Brother before shaking him awake. "Wake up Urogi. The plane landed~ We're going to be in the United Kingdom, now~" He said in a playful tone as he laughed. He tried to wake up Urogi. He lightly punched Urogi's head. "Wake up, Little one~" Urogi startled to wake up, as his eyes jolted open, staring up at Karaku with a dazed and surprised expression.. "Mm..~" Urogi yawned and rubbed his eyes.. He was so drowsy still. He looked at Karaku before a smile spread wide across his face "We're here?" He asked, sounding so full of energy and joy.. Though, He didn't seem to notice his Older Brother's playfulness or his teasing. He was just glad, to be in the U.K..
"Yes, we're here, Urogi." Sekido spoke, as he glanced at Karaku. When Sekido saw Urogi's energetic expression, he couldn't help but to groan out loud, as his sharp fangs were gleaming bright and red. He felt irritated again. He felt annoyed and bothered.. He also wanted to go home already.. He couldn't stand this trip at all.. He was already in a sour mood. "Now, hurry up." He said in an annoyed and harsh tone, as he waited for everyone to hurry up and go off the plane As Aizetsu and the gang were getting off the plane and into the airport, he felt an emptiness. He realized he left his teddy bear behind, which had comforted him in times of darkness.. He looked at Karaku. "Karaku.. I.. I left my teddy bear, behind.. It was special.. It helped during the dark times.. I.. I miss him already.." He expressed in a shy and quiet tone. His sapphire blue eyes filled with sorrow.. As he had tears forming from his eyes..
Seeing how Aizetsu was crying because he left his teddy bear on the plane, Sekido felt a little bad. But he wouldn't show any compassion or sympathy towards his Younger Brother.. He sighed and turned to Aizetsu, with a stern look on his face. "Look, it's just a teddy bear. It's not even alive.. It's just an inanimate object, Aizetsu… Please, for the love of God can you stop being such a crybaby?!?" He said in a harsh and serious tone. Karaku felt bad, when he saw that Aizetsu began crying because he forgot his teddy bear on the plane. He knew how much the teddy bear meant to Aizetsu.. As well, he didn't like seeing the Young Demon in despair. "Hmm.. Maybe we could get you another teddy bear.." "We can try and find you a new teddy bear, Aizetsu.." He spoke softly and warmly to his younger brother. His sharp fangs glistened as he smiled warmly at Aizetsu…
Seeing how Karaku felt bad for Aizetsu getting upset over a teddy bear, Sekido began to think if this whole trip would end in a total disaster.. Not only were his Younger Brothers fighting over silly things, they were also getting sensitive over inanimate things.. He was already regretting bringing all of his brothers in this trip. Especially since he could see how this trip would end.. He felt so disappointed in these morons of brothers. "There isn't a need for getting Aizetsu another teddy bear, Karaku.." He said sternly and in a harsh tone again.
Aizetsu looked up at Sekido with a sad and despairing look on his face, as a tear, ran down his cheek, slowly. He felt bad, because he thought Sekido would be upset at him for forgetting his teddy bear.. "….It's okay.. I know it was just a toy.. but I still miss it, that's all!~ Haha.. Yeah, I'm not going to be such a crybaby, just because of a Teddy Bear, sorry.." Aizetsu laughed nervously, as he wiped his eyes of his tears. "Don't feel bad, Aizetsu. It's not silly or embarrassing at all. Your teddy bear was dear to you, since it held a special place in your heart. You shouldn't be worried, if a few tears run down your cheeks.." "You're not being a big crybaby. You're just a soft-hearted person. There's nothing wrong with that." Karaku said to Aizetsu, as his sharp fangs glistened in the light. Karaku was trying to comfort Aizetsu, as he smiled at him warmly.
Urogi looked ahead slowly as he sighed. "Wowwww~ We are in London!~" Urogi was so excited and filled with joy.. He began pulling in Karaku and Aizetsu to follow him.. He seemed so hyped and energic, that he couldn't wait to explore London. "Come on guys!~ Let's explore!~ I wanna visit Big Ben!~" Urogi looked so happy, as he was dragging his Brothers along the streets.. His wings fluttered in the wind. Sekido looked up at the bright, afternoon sky, as he sighed and shook his head, at Urogi's energetic behavior. He was already tired of Urogi's antics, as they walked down the streets. His sharp fangs were gleaming, as he growled softly under his breath. "This is going to be a long and awful trip.." He muttered to himself, as he followed Urogi and the others.. He wanted to go home, already. He couldn't wait for this trip to end..
Aizetsu's eyes brightened up, at the sight of a Toy Shop. "You know what, I'm not even going to cry about my teddy bear anymore!~ You see, you guys, there's hope.. Haha!" He said in a cheerful tone. "We will buy a new Teddy Bear that looks exactly like my old one!" He exclaimed happily, as he was so excited to explore and find a new teddy bear.. He grabbed his brother's hands, to take them to the Toy Shop. As they approached the toy store, Sekido let out a annoyed and harsh growl. He was already irritated at the toy store and this trip. Sekido held Aizetsu's hand tighter as they walked towards the main entrance of the toy store and he spoke with a stern and harsh tone.. "Aizetsu, you can have all the hope you want.. But you have to calm down, or I won't even get you a replacement teddy bear.." His sharp fangs gleamed bright Red in the bright sunlight. He was already in a sour and miserable mood.
"…Okay, Okay!~ I'll calm down already..~" He pouted and frowned at Sekido.. He seemed a bit irritated by Sekido and his anger.. But he didn't want to upset Sekido again.. He felt uneasy, as he felt the tension between them. He didn't want to ruin the trip by crying. He just wanted to be in a better mood, and not upset his Older Brother… Though, he was nervous to see what toy Sekido had in mind to get for him, as a new teddy bear.. Sekido saw a white fluffy teddy bear, and his eyes widened a little. It looked very similar to what Aizetsu lost.. He then looked to Aizetsu and the younger brothers, as he sighed and took out his wallet.. "I guess.. This is a good enough replacement for your lost teddy bear, Aizetsu." He said, as he began to buy the white fluffy teddy bear and gave it to Aizetsu. "Here.. I hope this makes up for you losing your old teddy bear."
"Hmm? That's a lovely teddy. Isn't it, Aizetsu?" Karaku grinned, as he looked at the white teddy bear. His sharp fangs glistened from the light. "It looks just like the old one. This bear might help you forget about your old one." He then nudged Aizetsu, as he let out a chuckle. He was glad, to see that Aizetsu was in a better mood now…
"…Thank you, Sekido.. I love the teddy bear.." Aizetsu was excited to see the teddy bear, that was so similar to his old one.. But he felt a little sad, as he thought of his old teddy.. He felt sorry that he lost it.. But his Older Brother, was able to give him another one, to calm him down. "Yes, it does look like the old teddy bear, it's so adorable and fluffy.." Aizetsu looked at his brothers with a big, silly smile on his face.
"Urogi! Wow! Look over there!" Karaku pointed his finger over at Big Ben. This excited Urogi, as he started running in that direction. Karaku was worried that the Youngest Brother might get lost in London.. Karaku started to run after Urogi. "Wait! Urogi, don't go far away!" Karaku said in a panicky tone, as he tried to catch up with the Young Demon. "We shouldn't lose sight of him…" Urogi was running ahead and exploring without care. But when Karaku called him out, he quickly turned around, before running back to where the others were. Urogi was all excited to see London and wasn't thinking.. He kept waving to his Older Brothers while running back. "Come on, we're going to Big Ben.. Right now!~" Urogi was already dragging the two Older Brothers of his, to Big Ben.. He looked so hyperactive and energetic..
Sekido groaned as he continued following Urogi, to Big Ben. He was so irritated as he saw the group of protestors that were holding signs. "Ugh.. What is this..? Are these people stupid or what? Why are they even protesting? They need to be more careful." He thought, as he got a headache from the protestors that held different banners. He didn't even bother talking to them, he just simply wanted to pass them. "…Hmm.. Maybe, we should hear their views on why they want Big Oil to stop..?" Aizetsu's curious eyes glanced at the protestors, as he raised his eyebrow in the air.. He wanted to know, what the protestors were trying to accomplish.. He didn't want to judge them too soon, without hearing their side of the story. Though, Sekido felt different, as he rolled his eyes and turned to Aizetsu. "Really? You want to hear their side of the story? Those people are idiots.."
Urogi got startled as he was pushed by the protester.. He then stared at the one that pushed him, with wide and fearful eyes. He was so nervous and scared. Karaku, Aizetsu and Sekido soon looked over and witnessed the action. Karaku immediately stepped forward and blocked the protester from touching Urogi again.. "Hey! What's your problem? Can't you just let us pass?" Karaku spoke with an angry tone, as he tried to defend Urogi.. He knew that this wasn't going to end well..
"Just keep going, Karaku.. Don't mess with these idiots.. It's not worth your time.." Sekido frowned, as he saw one of the protestors pushing poor Urogi. He put his arms on Karaku's shoulder and pulled him closer, to stop him from messing with the protestors. He didn't even know why those protestors were even blocking them, from seeing Big Ben. He was so tired of this bullshit already, as he just wanted to explore London with his brothers, without any sort of bullshit. Urogi looked anxious and scared once the Protester shoved him, he looked nervous.. His maple leaf fan fluttered in the wind. The Protester soon spoke up and looked angry as he said something to Karaku. "This is a protest.. You're not allowed to cross. You gotta learn to respect the environment and the earth.. Stop with all your oil.." A protester said angrily and in a rude tone, as he tried to get Karaku's attention.. Karaku got upset at this and sighed loudly.. He looked like he wanted to lash out at the protester.
"No one cares, you bastard! Who the hell are you, to tell me and the others where to walk and where not to walk?! I don't even care about your damn protest! Now move and leave us alone, god damnit to hell!" Sekido shouted, in an aggressive tone and an angry expression on his face. He felt a little annoyed at the protestor that was blocking his path and he was already tired of the bullshit, as he just wanted to see big ben with his brothers. His sharp fangs gleamed, as he had a firm grip, on Karaku's shoulder.
The Protester and the Young Demon's Older Brothers got into a heated argument, to the point where things got a little too loud and they were disturbing the peace in the area. Soon, the Police soon noticed the argument and got involved. A Police Officer soon went over to the brothers and the protestor. "Ok. So what's the problem here, folks?" The Officer spoke with a stern and serious tone, as he looked at Karaku and the Protestor. Karaku looked at the police officer, as he still had an annoyed attitude on his face.. His sharp fangs gleamed, as he spoke with an aggressive tone.. "This protestor and the others are blocking us, from going to Big Ben.. They say that we're killing the earth, because of some oil bullshit.. Like we're the ones, to blame.." He was already irritated at the entire situation.. They were causing trouble in broad daylight, as they were blocking his way.. Karaku was a demon who didn't care much for Earth, or humans.
Sekido glanced at the police officer and scoffed, as he looked completely bored and disinterested at the situation at hand. He didn't care much about the protest either. He just wanted to explore London.. He already had enough of this bullshit and wanted to move on. His sharp fangs gleamed and his eyes showed no sort of emotion at all. He was a demon who felt irritated and fed up, by the protestor.. It's not like these protests would change anything.. "Ugh.. It's none of our business, what these protestors are doing.. We're just here, to explore London."
Aizetsu sighed and relaxed, as he felt slightly relieved. He no longer had to see the protestors and their protest.. "Let's hurry and explore London before something else happens.." He looked to his brothers with his serious and stoic expression, as he began to lead his brothers, to explore London.. He felt happy to explore, as he didn't want anything to get in their way from doing so. "Let's go!~ Let's explore London!" He said excitedly. Urogi grabbed the hand of Karaku and Sekido, as he dragged them along.. He couldn't wait to explore London and see the Big Ben, so he wanted to get as far as possible! He soon got to the Big Ben and couldn't contain his excitement, as he started to speak with a high and cute voice. "…Aww!~ We're finally here!" Urogi immediately began to look around the area, as he ran across the area, looking excited.
Aizetsu's eyes widened, as he looked at the Big Ben.. He looked so excited and curious. He ran with Urogi, as they explored and looked around the entire Big Ben.. Aizetsu seemed like he was ready to take so many pictures.. He was so happy, to see a place he was always curious about.. "I'm so happy to be here, it's just so beautiful and marvelous!!" Aizetsu said in an excited and cheerful tone. He couldn't contain the excitement of his own voice. The four brothers were having a great time, exploring London and eating at the fish and chip shop.. They were enjoying this outing and this journey.. Sekido ate the food quickly and glanced at the brothers. He let out a deep groan, as he sighed and slumped back in the chair.. He seemed to be in a bit of a mood, as he had a grumpy attitude. His sharp fangs gleamed, as he spoke with an annoyed tone.. "This is the most boring meal I've ever eaten.." Aizetsu looked at Sekido, with a confused expression and asked why he felt this way. "…Why do you feel like this meal is boring? This food right here is delicious!~" He chuckled and took another bite of his food.. He looked at the food in admiration, as he liked eating and drinking. He liked experiencing new things in general. "I don't think the food is boring, Sekido.. In fact, I enjoy it~"
"You're always a pig, Urogi.." Sekido said to Urogi who was eating his 3rd plate, before groaning again. "Ugh, this fish and chips.. It's so god damn boring.. Nothing special or different about it. It's the same old, greasy fish and chips. It's basically bland, at it's finest.." His sharp fangs gleamed, as he seemed annoyed with the food and the meal he was having, as he groaned again and leaned over the table a little, before speaking with a serious tone and glaring at Urogi..
"I think you're exaggerating things, Sekido. The food isn't that bad, really.. If you want to know what bland food tastes like, there's always your cooking~" Karaku chuckled, as he spoke with a teasing tone of voice, as he glanced at Sekido. Karaku looked amused, to see that Sekido was annoyed at the food. His sharp fangs gleamed, as he looked at Sekido. Even the food they eat, seemed to interest and intrigue him, as he continued to eat his fish and chips.. Sekido felt upset and annoyed, at Karaku's comment. He also felt a little offended, since Karaku insulted his abilities in the kitchen.. He growled and glared at Karaku with a bitter expression on his face, before he spoke again.. "How dare you?! My cooking is far from bland.. You're one to talk, Karaku.. Your cooking is nothing, but a waste of food and time.." He said in a angry, bitter tone, as his sharp fangs gleamed and a vein began to appear on his temple..
"Can you four shut the fuck up. Your interrupting us!!!" A British drunk man shouted at them while holding his beer. he and many other grown men were watching football on tv. "…What the hell? Why are you interrupting us? It's our own conversation, go watch your stupid football game!" Karaku said to the drunk British man, who interrupted the brothers and their dinner. Karaku's tone of voice was filled with a lot of annoyance, as he didn't appreciate being rudely interrupted. His sharp fangs gleamed, as Karaku was angry and he was ready to fight the drunkard. "Who are you to butt in and interrupt our dinner..?"
One of the drunkard's friends, soon stepped up to Karaku, and got in his face, as he was so pissed drunk. The drunk, threw his beer bottle to the ground and he was about to punch Karaku in a drunken rage. "Hey! Who do you think you are speaking too! You cheeky little demon! You're not that tough! I can whoop your ass!" He said in an angry drunken tone, before he started to fight Karaku.. Urogi felt upset and furious, as the Drunkard had ruined his dessert. His sharp fangs gleamed and his eyes were filled with rage. He was ready to defend himself and his dessert. He spoke in a angry tone, as he looked at the Drunkard. "Hey, you piece of sht, why'd you ruin my cake!! I was going to eat that, you fat c*t!!" Urogi started to fight with the drunkard and so the other brothers had to quickly separate them. "…Aww.. Poor Urogi, his cake has been ruined by that fatass drunkard.." Karaku sighed and felt sympathy for Urogi.. He had seen Urogi excited, to eat the cake.. Now, it was ruined. "Damn it, why the hell is that drunkard fighting with our Brothers.. He's ruined Urogi's cake, now.." He was angered by this, as he immediately ran toward the drunken man and shouted at him.. "Hey, stop it.. Leave my Brothers alone, fatass.."
"What the hell..?! This is not okay.." Sekido growled, as he was now filled with rage and anger. His Sharp fangs gleamed and he had a firm grip onto Karaku's back.. "You think you can take us on..?! We're Demon's, goddamn it! We'll take you all on!" He yelled, as he wanted to defend his brothers.. He immediately charged towards the group and growled at them, as he stood in front of his brothers. His sharp claws were ready to fight them.. Urogi felt angry and upset as he got wet and covered with rubbish and beer.. His fluffy body was wet and covered with the disgusting liquid.. He was also surrounded by people with cameras as they all took pictures of him while laughing and making fun of him.. His head was down and his maple leaf fan was on the ground, as his hands covered his face. Urogi was in shame and embarrassment..
"This is absurd.. These English people, are full of discrimination and hatred.. Why do they need to treat us like this..?" Sekido scoffed and groaned, as he walked out of the shop with the others. His outfit was now stained and messy.. He growled and huffed a bit, as he looked around and got angry, at seeing the shop getting closed with the other English people celebrating.. He looked down at Urogi's sad and ashamed face, as it made him feel a little sad as well. "Are you okay, Urogi..?" Urogi was trying his best, not to cry but he soon broke down in tears.. His emotions got the best of him and he was so embarrassed.. He was feeling so down and sad. His heart was breaking into pieces.. Urogi soon spoke with a sad tone of voice while looking at Karaku "I just wanted to visit Big Ben.. I didn't want to be embarrassed or hated.." He said quietly and in a choked up voice.. Urogi soon started to cuddle with Karaku's arm.. He looked very sad. "Hey, its ok Urogi.. It's not your fault, these humans are just full of hatred and discrimination of us demons.. They are the problem here.. It's not you and it's not me.." Karaku said, to calm Urogi. Karaku felt sad, because he couldn't protect his younger brothers from these racists and discriminating humans.. He held Urogi and hugged him.. He put the palm of his hand underneath Urogi's head, as he gave him a kiss on the forehead.
Aizetsu saw the group of men on bikes trailing behind them.. Immediately, he got a nervous and skeptical feeling, as he felt something odd and wrong… "…Do you think those guys are following us?" He said, as he looked back at the brothers and at the men that were trailing behind them.. He felt like something suspicious was up… "Let's hurry, this doesn't feel right…" He then began to walk a little faster, as he tried to get to the hotel.. Urogi also felt nervous as he noticed the group of men trailing behind them.. Just like his brothers he had a strange and uneasy feeling, as something seemed off.. "Those men.. They seem suspicious.." Urogi said to the brothers, as he walked a little faster and took a grip onto Karaku's hand.. He felt like something was going to happen.. And he didn't want to find out what would happen.. Aizetsu felt even more nervous, as he felt like things were getting worse.. He felt like, the men will do something to them.. He then looked at Sekido, with a concerned and worried look
"I don't like this. We should hurry, these men are suspicious of us.." He looked at the other brother, with a serious expression on his face and he spoke with a firm and stern voice.. He felt worried and scared, as something might happen to the brothers and to him.. Aizetsu was being protective.
Karaku was already suspicious and worried. He knew that this could be dangerous. As he was holding Urogi's hand, he got a bit defensive and protective of Urogi.. He put his sharp fangs on display, as he glared at the men and spoke with a threatening tone.. "…Back off, you assholes.. You're not going to touch us!!!" Karaku spoke with a confident and angry tone of voice, as he was glaring and standing his ground. He was looking at the men, who were now surrounding the brothers. Aizetsu saw, a knife and he was surprised. His eyes widened at the sight of it.. He felt even more nervous and scared, as he felt like something very terrible, will happen if the man with the knife, decided to use it.. Aizetsu was scared, nervous and worried… He didn't want to think about, the negative thoughts he was having. He was hoping, the people with the knife will back away.. "What the hell?! Please, back way!" He shouted, as he felt scared and worried about the situation.
"…This isn't good.. Stay back and don't move. Just try to calm down.." Karaku spoke with a firm tone, as he glared. If the human with the knife was close, he might even get stabbed.. The human with the knife could harm not only the brothers but Karaku as well. Karaku got ready and took a defensive stance, as he glared at the man.. His sharp fangs gleamed and his eyes were filled with caution.. He spoke with a deep and threatening tone. "If you come any closer, I will not hesitate to kill you myself.." Sekido noticed the many knifes and a gun coming out of their pockets.. He got serious immediately as his sharp fangs gleamed, once he noticed this.. He was ready for anything and he got a bit more on the edge, as he spoke with a cautious tone.. "Watch out Karaku and Urogi.. They could come even closer to us and try to harm us.." He growled and glared at the men with the weapons, as he put his arms infront of Urogi and Karaku, in order to protect them.
"S-…!" Karaku saw Sekido getting stabbed in the arm.. His sharp fangs gleamed, as he got angry. Karaku was in rage and he spoke with a deep and threatening tone.. "I will not tolerate this.. You have just crossed the line!" In order to protect his brothers, Karaku got in front and shielded Urogi and Sekido.. His sharp fangs gleamed and he was ready to attack the guys.. His eyes were filled with caution, as he got ready for what will happen next.. Urogi felt shocked and upset, as he saw Sekido getting stabbed by one of the men.. He felt worried and concerned, for his brother and felt a bit scared.. He looked at the others, with a sad expression on his face.. He spoke with a worried and scared tone, while covering his mouth. "Sekido!!! No!! Are you okay?!!" He looked at another man with a knife and got a bit more fear-stricken, as he didn't want anyone else, to get hurt or stabbed..
Sekido managed to run with his brothers, even with the large stabbing wound on his arm. He hissed and growled with every movement he made, as it was filled with pain.. He spoke with a grumbling tone, as he ran with his brothers.. "Hurry!… Hrrrgrhhgh!" He kept running and got a little tired, as he lost some of his stamina.. His sharp fangs were starting to dim, as he was in a lot of pain and felt very weak.. "…Come on! Don't slow down! You can do it!! Get to the door now!" Aizetsu shouted at the brothers, as he was running and he felt concerned about Sekido's wound.. he also felt scared and worried for everyone.. Just then, he saw the entrance to the hotel. He was relieved, as he spoke with a worried voice, once they got close to the entrance. "…C'mon, we're almost there… Keep running!"
As they got in the hotel. they ran to their rooms and barricaded the doors. they immediately tend to Sekido's wounds. Karaku took out some medical ointment and bandages, as he quickly covered Sekido's wounds.. He was a bit worried and he was acting as if he was a professional doctor of sorts.. He spoke with some concerned and worried tone of voice.. "Don't worry, Sekido.. You'll be all right.. I'm here to tend to your wounds. Rest easy, okay?" He gave Sekido a supportive and compassionate smile.. He was still in a serious mood but he was taking care of Sekido now..
Urogi felt relieved that Sekido's wounds were now being treated, as he was very scared for his brother and worried, that he might not recover from the stabbing wounds.. He sighed in relief and smiled a little, as Sekido's wounds were covered with some medical ointment and bandages.. Urogi stayed by his side, as he also helped apply some medical ointment. He spoke with a soft voice and a worried look on his face. "Are you okay Sekido? Do you think you'll be alright?"
Urogi asked, as he tended to his brother's wounds.
"FUCK THIS COUNTRY…!!" He roared in anger and he felt really pissed off, after the things, he and his brothers had gone through, while staying in the UK.. He spoke with a stern and furious tone of voice and he gritted his sharp fangs. He was in a bit of pain, as the stab wounds were quite serious and painful, but he held his anger in, as he tried not to lose control, and go into a fit of rage.. Sekido was mad. He kept growling and gritting his sharp fangs.. He was still in pain, as the wound was really painful.. He wanted to leave and never return, from this damn place.. He wanted to go back home, were he and his brothers are safe.. He was angry as he growled and turned his attention towards the other brothers.. He had a hateful tone of voice.. "I hate this place. Why did we come here, in the first place..?!" He barked and growled, as he was sitting on the bed. His eyes were filled with anger..
"…Yeah, that visit was definitely not worth it.. We almost got killed by those racist assholes and we were targeted, just because of our appearance and identity, as demons.. This whole visit was a waste and really pointless.. Let's just leave this country!!" Aizetsu spoke to Sekido, with frustration and anger in his voice.. He felt angry and annoyed, as he didn't want them to go through that again and wanted them to get out of this country, as soon as possible so that they could go back to Japan.
"I agree!.. Damn those assholes! I never knew being a demon was that hard!" Karaku was angry, as he had to hold himself back from going on a rampage.. His sharp fangs gleamed and he was filled with rage.. Thankfully, he was not like Sekido, who could lose control over himself, easily.. Karaku was thinking about what should they do now.. They cant stay in the Hotel for long and they needed to go back home.. "We can't stay here for long either.. You're right, we need to get of here, ASAP.." Aizetsu saw Urogi's expression change, when he spoke about wanting to visit the Tower of London, the London Bridge, Windsor Castle, the London Eye and the Buckingham Palace. Aizetsu then looked at the other brothers, with a sad expression on his face, as he thought of a plan "It's too dangerous to go out and visit these places now.. The men can easily find us and target us.. We should change our plans from visiting places, to booking a ticket back home.. Maybe another time, we can visit these places"
Urogi felt upset and sad, as he broke down into tears.. He wanted to visit all the places mentioned, in the UK and wanted to try the food in the restaurants with his brothers, but he was unable to do that…Urogi sighed heavily and spoke with a teary tone of voice. "I wanted to visit these places.. I didn't want to go back home.. I wanted to have a fun and a good time, with no worries.." Urogi sniffed and covered his face as he kept crying and bawling his eyes out.. Aizetsu saw Urogi breaking down into tears, which made him feel bad for his little brother.. Aizetsu went towards Urogi and he pulled up a chair beside him, so he could sit down and he kneeled on the chair. He then put his arms around Urogi and he gave him a comforting and reassuring hug.. "Hey… Hey now, don't cry.. It's not the end of the world.. I know how you feel and I understand.. I really do.. But it's okay, it's fine.. Things don't always go according to plan, you know."
Sekido was sitting down on his bed with his arms crossed and he was glaring at the others.. His sharp fangs were glistening and he was filled with anger.. He couldn't stay still, with the pain he was carrying on.. His wounds stung a lot and he couldn't stay calm.. He spoke with a hateful tone of voice.. "All we wanted to do was just visit London and try out the food here.. But no! Those bastard men had to target us and stabbed me. I'm not standing here all day and let these humans bully us.." Urogi was still crying loudly, as his face was buried into Aizetsu's arms.. When Karaku came over to comfort him, Urogi looked up at him through his tears and he was still feeling sad.. He spoke to Karaku, with a teary and sad tone of voice "But they had the audacity to target and hurt us… We just wanted to visit and try some of the food in that country. I can't believe this happened. I am scared that we made the wrong decision to go to a country like that. Maybe we shouldn't have come to that country…"
"Damn right we shouldn't have come to this horrible, shithole country! The moment we set foot in the UK, the moment we become hated and targeted by those bastards! We can't even step outside without having to fear for our damn lives! That's it! Just a mere hour here, is enough to tell me that this place is bad!" He spoke with a hateful and mad tone of voice, as he angrily turned to Karaku. "Let's go to Spain instead, with the other countries. I can't stand being here any longer!"
Aizetsu looked at Sekido and he was a bit amused by him, as he was filled with anger and he was ready to leave this place at a drop of a hat.. He looked at Karaku and Karaku nodded in agreement.. Sekido seemed to have had enough, so Aizetsu spoke to Sekido, with a calm and reassuring tone of voice. "Calm down and relax.. Sekido, you have to understand, that the whole of the UK is not like this.. These guys were probably just drunk and they didn't know what they were doing.." Karaku glanced at Sekido and his anger seemed to simmer down a bit. He spoke calmly, with a bit of a calm undertone in his voice, as he tried to reassure him. "Don't worry, Sekido. I can understand your reason for your anger, but we can't let this affect us and keep living in fear.. We can visit and travel anywhere you like, including Spain or anywhere else you'd like to visit" "We can book tickets to leave now.. It's better to leave and come back home, than suffer here.."
Urogi looked up at Karaku and he had a little smile on his face, as he felt reassured with his words.. He then wiped his tears and spoke to Karaku with a little calm tone of voice "…Uhm.. That's true, Karaku.. We can't always stay in fear of humanity.." He also thought about, what they could do in Spain or any other country they would visit.. He liked Spain and he spoke and asked with a more calm tone of voice.. "If we don't want to go to the UK anymore.. Which country should we go to? Aizetsu was thinking about what country to visit, if they couldn't go to the UK anymore.. "If we can't go to the UK, how about France? I've heard that their food and culture is very interesting and cool.. We could try some food in the Paris restaurants and get a tour of the Notre Dame and also see the Eiffel tower.. I am up for it, if you guys are!" Aizetsu spoke with a smile, as he was pretty excited and he turned to the other brothers, to see what they would say or think..
"Sounds good, France it is then.. France is great and a nice place to visit, and I don't think that the people there, are so bad and shitty like the people, in the UK.. That's settled then. Let's stay calm and not lose hope.. We can enjoy Spain and France as brothers and also as demons. I don't care about this shitty place no more! Let's just leave, if you're ready!" Sekido finally had a smile on his face, as he spoke to the others, with a more calm tone of voice.. "Yeah! France sounds nice! Lets go! I think it'll be good to move on, from this place to another, were we might be more welcomed.. If it can't be the UK, then I'm fine with France.." Urogi was feeling a bit more positive and he felt more hopeful, when he heard Sekido speaking, in a calm tone of voice and being positive about going to France.. Urogi was glad that he wasn't the only one, who wanted to leave this place, after their horrible experience..
"Yeah! France! France! Let's do it!" Karaku was filled with joy, excitement and hope. He was eager to leave the U.K. and visit France. He couldn't wait to stay in France for a while and see the historical sites, eat the food and so much more. He couldn't wait to go to France and get a fresh breath of air.. He spoke with a cheerful and optimistic tone of voice, as his sharp fangs gleamed with happiness..
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— THREE
introduction
last chapter: two
next chapter: four
Scaramouche and Tartaglia got in a bus together and there was only seat available there. "Sit" the ginger offered the black haired man.
"No you sit" Scaramouche replied.
"You sit" Tartaglia replied.
"I can fucking stand and take less space than your tallass when I do, so you sit" Scaramouche replied starting to get annoyed.
"Okay okay, I'll sit" Tartaglia replied sighing as he took a seat. Scaramouche stood up in front of him when he felt the ginger grab him by the waist and sit him down on his lap. "But you're sitting on me" he whispered in the shorter man's ear.
Scaramouche's eyes widened, his cheeks flushing red. "Hey let me go—" he said flustered.
"No" Tartaglia replied on a teasing tone as be smiled, his dimples showing. "I feel safer with you in my arms" he then said.
Scaramouche looked at the ginger quietly, his cheeks turning redder. "Fine... I'll stay here" he mumbled.
"Mhm, anyways, are you excited to go to the amusement park with me?" Tartaglia asked on a teasing tone.
"We aren't going to be alone" Scaramouche replied. "It won't be just with you" he then said.
"Is there any problem with that?" Tartaglia asked raising a brow.
"Yes there is" Scaramouche said. "I don't want anyone other than you to know that I like getting stuffed toys from carnival games or that I like collection plushies" he then said.
"Aww" Tartaglia said as he chuckled. "Hmm, okay, if you see something you like, just pull my shirt and I'll get it for you" he said. "I'll tell others that it's for my siblings" he then said.
"You'd do that for me?" Scaramouche asked as he turned his head to look at the ginger.
"I'd do anything for you" Tartaglia replied smiling as he kissed Scaramouche's cheek. "Just ask and I'll give it to you" he then said smiling, his dimples showing.
"Okay then gimme your money" Scaramouche replied.
"All of it?" Tartaglia asked pulling out his wallet out of his pocket. "I mean I'll need to buy you some stuff in the amusement park but I guess you can pay for yourself instead" he then said.
"I was messing with you" Scaramouche said. "Don't just give me your wallet like that" he then said.
"But you asked for money" Tartaglia replied.
Scaramouche sighed and said "Well while you're at it, gimme all the cash you got" he then said.
"Can I keep a little?" Tartaglia asked. "It'll stay necessary" he then said.
"Fine" Scaramouche replied. He then watched the ginger pull out his cash and give most of it to him. "Thank you" he said. "It almost feels like money grows out of trees" he then joked.
"Haha, I have more in my card but some cash might be needed" Tartaglia replied. "Oh, it's the next stop" he then said.
"Oh uh yea" Scaramouche said as he got off Tartaglia's lap. He then felt the ginger grab his hand as he git up and drag him to the door. He got out of the bus first and kept holding Scaramouche's hand as he waited for him to get out as well.
"Yoi should be around" Tartaglia said as he looked around. While he was looking around, some hands covered his eyes as he smiled, his dimples showing.
"Guess whoo" the voice behind him said as the person giggled.
"Hmmm— I don't know, is it perhaps the most amazing woman ever known?" Tartaglia asked as he kept smiling.
"Aww, you're too nice" Yoimiya said as she hugged Tartaglia.
"Ew" Scaramouche said as he watched the scene unfold. He was just jealous but he pretended to be disgusted by the affection.
"Stop being so grumpy" Tartaglia replied as he patted the shorter man's head. "Where's Kaveh?" he then asked looking around.
"Over there with Cyno" Yoimiya replied as she pointed at Cyno and Kaveh, who were sitting on a bench, with Cyno giving a massage to Kaveh's back. "Kaveh's back started hurting because he tried to carry me" she then said.
"He tried to carry you??" Tartaglia asked in shock.
"Cyno said that he bet that Kaveh couldn't carry anyone so he tried to carry me to prove him wrong but only ended up hurting his back" Yoimiya replied. "Now he's making Cyno give his back a massage" she then said.
Tartaglia let out a small laugh then smiled, his dimples show. At the sight of that, Scaramouche's cheeks flushed red. "Why does his laugh sound so adorable?? And why is his smile so cute.." he thought to himself.
"Kaveh can be a little dramatic sometimes" Tartaglia said as he chuckled once more.
"I think he's just finding an excuse to get Cyno to touch him" Yoimiya replied as she grinned. "He probably feels in heaven right now" she then said.
"You think Kaveh has a thing for Cyno?" Tartaglia asked as he raised a brow.
"I think so" Yoimiya said. "Not sure though" she then said shrugging. "Anyways, we should get going" she then said.
Tartaglia was about to Kaveh and Cyno to come when he noticed Scaramouche yelling them off to stop what they're doing and to come. He then came back, crossing his arms beside Tartaglia.
"You didn't have to scold them" Tartaglia told Scaramouche before sighing.
"I hate couples" Scaramouche replied annoyed which made Tartaglia chuckle.
"We're not dating!" Kaveh replied, his cheeks turning into a slight shade of pink.
"Then why are you blushing?" Scaramouche replied as he raised a brow.
"I'm not blushing!" Kaveh replied.
"Are you calling me color blind?" Scaramouche replied annoyed.
"Now now" Tartaglia said, trying to cool down the emotions. "No need to start an argument" he then said. "I'm sorry for his behavior" he then told Kaveh. He wrapped his arm around Scaramouche and started walking with him, going a little farther than the where the group was, so he could talk to him without the others hearing. "Scara, please" he then said. "We're here to have some fun so please watch your attitude"
"What's wrong with my attitude? You don't like it?" Scaramouche asked offended.
"No no, I love it, I love everything about you" Tartaglia replied. "But not everyone can handle your snarky and mean comments like I do" he then said. "Some people won't take in insults like I do and will get offended" he then said. "So please?" he then asked.
"I'm only doing this for you.." Scaramouche replied as he looked away annoyed.
"And I'm grateful of that" Tartaglia replied. "Thank you a lot" he then said, kissing Scaramouche's cheek. "I'm getting you a lot of plushies in exchange" he then said, smiling.
"You better or I'm stealing your siblings'" Scaramouche replied, pulling his tongue out in a mocking way.
Tartaglia chuckled at that. "Oh no you won't" he then said. "You wouldn't want them to hate you would you?" he then asked. "I mean they already adore you, having you stole their toys would make them upset" he then said.
"They love me?" Scaramouche asked in shock.
"It runs in my family I guess" Tartaglia replied as he chuckled.
"Corny ass fuckers" Scaramouche replied as he rolled his eyes.
"Hm" Tartaglia simply hummed in respond. "Guys come here!" he then told Yoimiya, Cyno and Kaveh who were a little farther than them.
"No you come here!" Kaveh replied.
Tartaglia sighed and took Scaramouche's hand, walking closer to the rest of the group. "Guys can we go do some carnival games first?" he then asked. "I wanna get my siblings some toys" he then said.
"Can you get me one too??" Yoimiya asked.
"And me!" Kaveh replied.
Tartaglia chuckled. "Alright alright" he said. "Want some too, Cyno?" he then asked, looking at the white haired man.
"No thank you" Cyno replied.
"What about you, Scara?" Tartaglia asked. He already knew the answer, he was just teasing him. Scaramouche just glared at him in respond as he chuckled. "Okay sorry" he then said.
After that talk, they went around, with Tartaglia buying toys for everyone. After winning a game, Tartaglia asked Scaramouche "Hey Scara, which do you think Teucer would like?"
Scaramouche understanding that this was a way to ask him which he wants, pointed at the one he wanted. "I think he'd like this cat" he then said.
"You sure about that?" Yoimiya asked. "I think he'd mostly like that robot" she then said.
Scaramouche gave Yoimiya a glare and Tartaglia nervously smiled. "I remember Teucer saying he wanted a cat pet" he then said trying to find an excuse. "I think he'd like that cat" he then said. "Miss" he then told the toy seller got the carnival game. "May I have this cat plush over there?" he asked pointing at that cat.
"This one?" the toy seller asked.
"Yes please" Tartaglia replied. The toy seller gave him that as he said "Thank you" giving her his brightest smile.
"You're welcome" the toy seller replied.
"That cat kinda looks like you" Tartaglia told Scaramouche. "All grumpy" he then said. "I'll name it Scarameow" he then said.
Scaramouche looked around making sure no one was looking at them. "Naming my toys?" he asked annoyed.
"Yes" Tartaglia replied shamelessly.
"Whatever" Scaramouche replied.
#music project#genshin impact#genshin#gay#fanfic#childe#ajax#fanfiction#wanderer#kunikuzushi#chiscara#chiscara fic#scarachilde#scarachi#tartaglia#-musicproject!
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Jealous
A/N : I love scenarios when a Lee is jealous so the first thing that comes to mind when I think of those scenarios is Roman >_<
Summary: when Roman sees the other sides tickling Virgil he can't help but feel jealous.
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It was a day like any other, Logan reading a book on the couch, Virgil listening to music through headphones, Patton fiddling with Virgil's hair, and Roman watching TV. Nothing out of the ordinary really
"eeehehe Patton don't touch my ears"
"What's up kiddo, too ticklish?" Patton teased.
Roman looked in the direction of Patton and Virgil and couldn't help but blush when he saw such a scene in front of him.
"Guys, I-I think I'm hungry, I'll be right back" Roman said with a flushed face.
"You think? That sounds suspicious," Virgil said jokingly.
Roman got up from his seat and went to the kitchen to wet his hot cheeks. "Omg, what was that?!" Roman whispered, clutching his cheeks blushing again.He stayed in the kitchen until he stopped blushing.
He returned to the room hoping not to see the scene from before. But to his bad luck Patton kept tickling Virgil. "Can you stop?" Roman said with an annoyed tone, but it was nothing more than embarrassment.
"Roman? Any problem?" Patton said as the other sides stopped what they were doing to put their full attention on Roman.
"You are making a lot of noise"
"Well...we're just playing here with Virgil"
"I know, and you guys make a lot of noise"
Roman said before sitting back down and watching his favorite show, at this point the other sides were worried about the creative side that had not reacted very well.
It's not that Roman hated Virgil's laugh, he loved the laugh from the darker side, He was just embarrassed… he wanted to be tickled but he didn't know how to ask for it, he was jealous not in a bad way obviously.
"okay kid don't be grumpy" Patton said before pounced on the creative side and jabs his lower ribs.
"Nohoho i'm ahahangry heeeelp mehehehe"
"I don't know Mr. Angry I think you deserve to be tickled" Virgil teased.
Logan and Virgil moved closer and each began to attack Roman's hip bones while Patton held onto his arms tickling the back of his neck with his breath causing Roman to yell and howl as he couldn't stand the sensations.
"NOHOHOHO PLEHEHEASE HAHAHAHA!!" Roman was going crazy but he did his best to stay still and get more tickles.
He was definitely loving every second of his sweet torture.
"I see you're not really trying to escape, you're enjoying this aren't you?" Logan said. His hands moved up his sides to then insert a finger into his navel.
"WHAHAT?!! NOHOHOHO" Roman blushed and tried to squirm
"aww do you like tickling? It's okay because we're going to tickle you until you admit you like it," Patton teased. Then he started blowing raspberries on Roman's neck.
"NOHOHOHOT TRUHUHUE HAHA" Roman tried to hide his blushing face but it was practically impossible in that position
"Look how hard you laugh, we're not even in your worst place," Virgil said before drilling into Roman's armpits.
"trrrrrrrr" Virgil joked imitating a drill "we need help fixing it I think we need more drills~"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" At this point the creative side couldn't even beg as everyone started "drilling" in their worst places.
"OKAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Guys I think we should let him breathe..." Logan said leaving Roman as he massaged the phantom tickles to disappear.
"OKAHAHAY Ihihi LiHihike tihihickles" Roman admitted catching his breath as he hugged himself to avoid being attacked again
"awwww it's ok, next time don't be mad, ask about it" Patton said before snuggling with everyone on the couch.
"Thanks guys...and I'm sorry for being grumpy" Roman sighed happily before sinking into the embrace of his lovers.
"It's okay Mr.Giggles" Virgil joked enjoying the good time.
They had a beautiful beautiful day....💞
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Okayyyy, I'm definitely late with this, I know it's short but I just started writing fics so it's a bit complicated for me right now 😭 Finally, I hope you like it. (´ε｀ )
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Plot twist!
tw: character death, minor gore
i do not own these characters ! the rights of them go to flying bark studios ! also, English is not my first language, so please keep that in mind
sorry if this is bad. i just liked this idea
note: haha wukong fucking dies what a skill issue
There, he stood against the man who he once called his brother. Azure Lion against Sun Wukong, the great sage.
Azure lion, The Golden Winged Peng, and Yellow Tusk, against the Great Sage himself, his successor, and the friends they made along the way.
Everything felt worse knowing this was once a place of peace between the brothers.
Wukong's teeth clenched as well as his fist only a couple of seconds later.
"YOU!" He screamed as loud as his lungs allowed him to. He was furious.
As he attacked, Azure Lion pulled out his sword, it directly hit his heart, and everything went black.
Wukong's life was flashing before everyone's eyes. His birth from a stone, his first interactions with the brotherhood, Macaques brutal murder, Journey to the west, the sealing of the Samadhi fire, meeting his successor, everything.
Everybody saw his body fall to the floor, limp and lifeless.
While everybody's fight or flight response went into fight, MK's went into the secret third option;
Freeze.
He stood there, eyes wide as saucers and heart beating as fast as it could.
What was he going to do? He couldn't just stand there. He couldn't just leave. He couldn't fight. He just.. panicked.
".. I'm sorry, Monkey King."
MK looked away, tears in his eyes, transformed into a hawk, and just got away. He needed to get out of there,
But ending up on top of Flower Fruit Mountain wasn't exactly better considering what happened ten minutes ago.
So there he was, on top of a mountain, guilty about every little thing.
Behind a corner, the all too well-known or infamous Six Eared Macaque was planning to prank or bother his bubbly sunlike polar oposite, only to find that the one good thing that came out of him was shakily sitting with his head on his knees and crying his heart out.
Rumble and Savage, Macaque's only known named clones, was giggling in a mocking tone.
"Will you two shut it?" He said with an annoyed look.
"Aww, somebody's grumpy.."
Macaque rolled his eyes.
"I-I know you're there, Macaque!"
Macaque groaned as he removed the giggling clones.
He sat down beside MK with careful steps on the way.
"So.. You're feeling like crying."
"You don't say."
Macaque chuckled slightly and swayed his tail over the edge of the cliff they were sitting on.
"Wow. Laughing. Something I'll never experience again."
The chuckling and smiling look on Macaque's face slowly faded as that sunk in.
".. I.. got my cloning powers when I felt something similar to that. It made me realize that stuff like that passes. Everything will eventually be okay."
".. S-speaking of the cloning stuff, you and your clones look like Scar and his hyenas. You physically as well, considering,"
MK lifted his hand from his legs and gestured around Macaque's blind eye.
"That."
The comforting look on Macaque's face immediately faded, turning it into a playfully bothered one.
".. I'm gonna let that pass because you're having a bit of a moment right now."
MK giggled a little and lifted his head from his knees. He wiped his tears.
"Thought you said you'd never experience laughing again."
MK's eyes widened, and he stuttered about something to try and deny his laughing.
"Okay- Fine- maybe I laughed- but that was your fault! You tricked me! You're a tricker!"
"Trickster*."
He corrected.
".. Shut! Up!"
Macaque giggled and put an arm around MK's shoulder(IN A PLATONIC OR FAMILIAL WAY. PLUMSYNOODLES SHIPPERS FUCK OFF), and ruffled MK's hair.
"So.. why were you crying?"
Macaque carefully asked.
".. I don't know, really. Guess it's just been bubbling up since the Samadhi stuff."
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Ted Lasso Ep 3x09, I‘m scared, let‘s goo:
The music? What‘s going on
Also love how there are still so many fans behind them
Awww Roy and Beard falling dramatically
Colin🥺🥺🥺🥺 Isaac😔😔😠😠
Heart is breaking for Colin, he‘s trying so hard
Hope Keeley send some angry texts
Roy haha
Nate being all excited gor his gf to show up at work
Rupert here to ruin everything, Jade I love you for that whole interaction
„Amateur dialectologist“ literally shut up
„Yesh he‘s actually really decent“ yeah we‘ll se about that
Nah I need more of Beard in the press room,
Roy being screamed at by Rebecca is hilarious hehe
Issac saying „we‘re cowards“…. Ok
TRENTS HAIR HAS BEEN SPOTTED
YES IT‘S HAPPENING (Isaac stop side eyeing like that)
Aww it was far too short 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hope there‘s a part two when „give him a minute“ doesn‘t work
Uh oh, Rebecca with the wisdom
Rupert lurking behind Nate is so creepy ugh
Higgins complaining about Jacks handshake is just so on brand
ISAAC STOP BEING SO GRUMPY AND CHILDISH (love that Colin still tries constantly)
Oh so they have to talk it out to play right
Isaac…
Mentally preparing myself for the lockerroom talk
„Nothing we haven‘t heard before“ but now with a new perspective
Isaac giving Sam the captain band, storming off and Roy following him
Aww Jamie and Sam
Feeling the nervousness radiating from Trent and Colin, this is uncomfortable
„There are probably more people in this room who are gay“ guy looking at Jamie, ok
Trent side eye live reaction
Colin… are we doing what I think we‘re doing
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST SKIPPED THAT
TRENTS PROUD SMILE
Oh boy Ted‘s anecdote here we go… Trent‘s tiny smile oh he down bad for real for real
„You don‘t have to go through it all by yourself“🥹🥹🥹🥹
Jamie hehe
Colin, yeah that would have been a great first option
Trent🥹🥹🥹🥹
„behind an inspirational turn from Colin Hughes“ oh they did not…. „Played like a man reborn“ uhh I guess why
Can this George guy finally get fired
Nate realizing what‘s going on and leaving
How awkward must it be for Trent to be back in the press room with every other journalist present
„New Trent“😭😭😭 said we didn‘t get to see Trent‘s reaction
Jade reading Murakami, I see👀
ISAAC AND COLIN TALKED IT OUT
Noo not the talk😭😭😭
Sad we didn‘t get the hug but this was still great 🥹
#so many emojis#haf to express my feeling#so many feelings#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso 3x09#trent crimm#colin hughes#isaac mcadoo
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Hello there! Can I have tickletober number 12 or 10 with lee Kageyama from haikyuu? The lers probably just his teammates from karasuno XD
Ok. So uh. This was actually a request that I got last tickletober, but unfortunately I never got to fill it due to lack of time. However, I still liked the idea I had for this prompt a lot, so I kept it! I'm truly sorry for how ridiculously late this is, but here it is regardless! Almost an entire year late!^^` I sincerely hope this somewhat makes up for the ridiculous amount of time it took me to get to it haha!
Hoodwinked
Lers: Karasuno Teammates
Lee: Kageyama
"Ugh! Stop laughing and get me out of this already!"
Kageyama growled in frustrated embarrassment at his teammates' hysterical laughter, cheeks burning as he continued to struggle around uselessly in the much to small sweater.
He wasn't really sure how he'd ended up accidentally grabbing Hinata's hoodie instead of his, but regardless of how it happened, he was really regretting it now, with his arms flailing about awkwardly over his head and his cheeks burning with embarrassment as he tried to pull it off without much luck.
"Aww come on Kageyama, don't be like that! Don't you think you should try to be a little nicer to the people you're asking for help from? Hmm~?" Tanaka teased as he made his way over to his irritated kouhai, giving his exposed side a little poke for emphasis, and he barked out a surprised laugh when the action caused the younger to jump away from him with a surprised yelp.
Feeling both inspired and a little mischievous by the grumpy setter's reaction, the older player continued to pepper his underclassman's torso in teasing pokes and scribbles, causing the poor first year to fall into a fit of barely stifled giggles as he blindly tried to stumble away from his devious upperclassman, only for Noya to soon bounce over with a giggle and join in not a minute later, leaving him trapped with no way to properly defend himself against their antics.
"AH! N-Noya?! Mmph! Ehehehe-mhmphehe!! No! G-Gehehehet offa me you jeheherks!! Lehehet go!" Kageyama demanded, trying his best to sound angry, but not really doing a very good job of it through his barely muffled giggling.
Tanaka and Noya both shared a look with eachother. He wasn't fooling anyone. Everyone in the club knew by now that despite his cold looks and stubborn personality, Kageyama really did enjoy fun moments like this. He would just sooner die than admit it, and it didn't take long before the duo had the poor setter sinking to the floor in ticklish defeat, giggling happily despite his earlier protests.
"Should we help him?" Asahi asked, an amused, if slightly concerned look on his face as he observed their underclassmens' antics. Daichi couldn't help but chuckle a little at the funny scene himself. "Hm... Nah. Let's give them a minute. The kid seemed kinda tense today anyway. They won't push it to far." He decided, sealing the poor first year's fate as he turned away to continue changing.
Upon hearing Daichi give the closest thing to his seal of approval for such chaos you could get, a few others soon joined in, Kinoshita and Narita taking it upon themselves to gently pin the younger players kicking legs down to avoid any unintentional injuries and Ennoshita doing the same with his flailing arms, helping to undo the already halfway off hoodie while he was at it.
Hinata had practically sprung at the chance to mess with his best friend, a bright smile on his face despite the fact that it was his own hoodie that had undoubtedly just been stretched out.
"Hehehe~! Tickle Tickle Bakageyama!!" He teased as he kneeled down to start scribbling underneath his knees, and he laughed when this action caused the ravenette to spasm, his giggling finally turning into pure, unfiltered peals of laughter.
"NYAH!! NAHAHAHASTAHAAP!!" Kageyama squealed, eyes squeezed shut and body squirming as much as he could manage with them pinning him the way they were, which unfortunately for him, wasn't a lot. "TH-THIHIHIS IHIHISN'T FAHAHAIR!!"
"Are you gonna stop being such a grump then?" Ennoshita asked, sounding an awful lot like their traitorous captain, who was for some reason uknown to Kageyama, allowing them to proceed with their chaos.
"BUHUT I WASN'T EVEN BEHEING A GRU- YAAAHAAH NO!! OKAY! OKAY OKAHAHAY I WILL! JUHUHUST LEMME GOHOHO ALREHEADY!!" He pleaded, giving in, and Ennoshita finally waved the others off of him, ruffling his kouhai's hair with an amused smile before standing up.
"Hehe- Ehehehehe! Th-Thahahat was sohoho uncahalled for..." The setter complained through excess giggles, muttering a bashful word of thanks when Tanaka helped him to sit up and handed him his water bottle, which he chugged gratefully.
"Oh come off it Kageyama, you know you were having just as much fun as the rest of us. You're just to stubborn and embarrassed to admit it. Isn't that right kouhai? Hey! I see you smiling! Don't hide from me!" The second year teased, giving his flustered underclassman's side a friendly tweak when he tried to cover up his blushing face from the callout.
"Ah! Ok ok fihihine! It was... It wahahas... It was kinda fun ok? Cuhuhut it out, hehehe.." The setter finally admitted in a giggly whisper, ears reddening as he nervously looked around to make sure none of their other teammates had heard him. Thankfully, the majority of them had already turned away to start changing and digging through their bags again, and the setter chuckled a little when he spotted Hinata whining about his, now stretched out, sweatshirt. Served the little jerk right for joining their senpai in destroying him.
He grumbled a little under his breath when Tanaka merely laughed at his embarrassed state and ruffled his hair as he stood up, offering him a hand up as well.
"Whatever you say Kageyama. Come on, I'll buy you a meatbun at Coach's store since I'm the one who started this anyway. Think that'll be enough for me to convince you not to get revenge on me?" He joked, smiling as he pulled him to his feet.
"Hmm. Maybe... Throw in a milk carton and you've got a deal."
"Haha! You got it kouhai!"
#dessie writes#sfw#sfw tickling#haikyuu tickling#ler!tanaka#ler!noya#ler!hinata#ler!ennoshita#ler!kinoshita#lee!kageyama
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I was reading and catching up on your content, love your writing by the way 😃
Sasuke can be a little shit sometimes though but I can't be mean to anyone so I can see myself sigh and hold him from behind and tell him "I think you need a nap, wanna go for a nap? 😒😁 we'll go get shikamaru too 😙 "
I find Iruka so cute and I'm curious to see more moments with Kakashi, he's awkward but he's trying lol.
Honestly, that might be the most effective way of dealing with it lmao!
Nothing makes Sasuke madder than feeling like someone is looking down on him, so if he calls you a bitch, and you turn around and say 'aww, I think you need a nap! You always get so grumpy when you haven't had a nap'.
One hit K.O.
His entire face goes red, he's so angry and embarrassed that he can't speak, and everyone else is probably laughing at him which is only making it worse.
You definitely won't be getting your nap with him though haha, he's more likely to storm off and sulk 😆
(And thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying my writing! It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy when people say that haha :D And I'm also looking forward to exploring more of Iruka and Kakashi's characters in this AU! It should be fun! Thanks for sending this message ❤)
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Oli White's Secret
Everyone on tumblr knows that certain celebrities make anonymous tumblr accounts for personal use and to occasionally stalk their fans...and if you didn't know that already, you were about to find out.
You - Could my customers be any ruder?!?
You had finally finished your shift and gotten home from work and tumblr messaged the one person you were always looking forward to talking to. Working as a Barista in a coffee shop should be a job where you get to make people's days better, but you usually just ended up getting yelled at by uncaffeinated grumpy people.
Them (Oli) - Aww, I wish I was there to make your day better.
You - Don't worry, you always make my day better. Even though we live like 8 time zones apart.
Them (Oli) - Glad to hear it. I'd ask you about your day, but I'm assuming that wouldn't help your mood, lol.
You - Haha, you'd be correct. Though, it is Monday so I get to YouTube binge for a bit. I think Jack's new video has Oli and James in it and Oli has a video with Jack and Conor in it!! Double Oli videos today!
Them (Oli) -Go ahead, attend to your fangirling. I'm going to hop in the shower. I should be back by the time you're finished stalking British youtubers.
You - I feel so attacked. It's not like I'm you and actually live in the same city as them! Haha, I have to get my fix from afar!
Them (Oli) -Don't worry. I'm not judging your for your addiction. Enjoy your videos.
Oli didn't start his personal tumblr to stalk fans. The opposite, actually. He liked having a personal page where he followed blogs about writing and blogs about his favorite movies and bands. He wanted a space where he could be himself without actually being himself. He had found your tumblr because you often answered anon's asking for advice. It was more than half of what you posted. Oli had read through over 200 of the asks/replies on your page and had kind of instantly fallen in love with you. You were kind and smart and encouraging and so he messaged you telling you that he loved your page. You guys actually hit it off and now you talk almost every day.
You - I know I say this every time they're in a video together, but Oli and James have the cutest relationship.
You - Like, he's going to make a great dad.
You - I just know it.
You - OMG hurry up! I'm out of videos!
Them (Oli)- You're obsessed.
You - Finally!
You - And no I'm not! Youtube is my escape from my normal boring life.
Them (Oli) - I'm pretty sure you're obsessed.Them (Oli) - Plus, you aren't boring. Talking to you is the highlight of my day.
You - Actually, you are too.
You - I'm so used to having people come to me for advice that I didn't really have anyone to go to before I met you.
Them (Oli) - Well I'm honored. I can only hope that my advice is half as good as yours.
Like most nights, you talked for about an hour. It was getting quite late in London, but Oli usually stayed up to talk. It had been almost a year since you guys became such close friends, but it had been almost 4 months since you had told him about your obsession with British youtuber Oli White and he had figured out that he now had a huge secret.
Them (Oli) - I think I'm going to fall asleep soon, love. I have to get up early tomorrow.
You - Of course, sorry I kept you up so late.
You - OMG I almost forgot! I won tickets to Summer in The City and I think I have enough miles built up to buy a flight!
You - Are you going??
Oli sat on his bed completely speechless. What was he going to do? He would have to lie and say he couldn't go or fess up and tell you that he was, in fact, the person you were hoping to meet.
Them (Oli) - I'm pretty sure I'm going.
You - You mean we might actually get to meet!?
Deciding he couldn't lie, he vowed to find a way to tell you soon.
Them (Oli) - Yes! I can't wait, actually. I hope I don't disappoint you. It's always weird meeting people you've never actually seen in person.
You - There's no way I'll be disappointed. I can't wait. Now get some sleep, buddy. <3 Talk to you tomorrow!
Them (Oli) - <3 Later, love.
It was worth the money, even if your miles didn't cover your plane ticket. You decided to book your flight and hotel room tonight. Confirming that both were good to go, you clicked back over to tumblr.
*Tumblr post*
SUMMER IN THE CITY
Hey people, Y/n here! I have good news! *insert drum roll* I won tickets to Summer in The City! I cannot wait to visit London and meet a few youtubers. I know a few of you guys are going too, so make sure to message me so we can meet up! In case you guys are going to be there and want to find me, I'm adding a picture to the bottom of this post :) Don't judge me for my lack of make-up, I got home from work and got as comfy as possible.
*post end*
Oli woke up the next morning and like most people, immediately checked social media. Nothing caught his attention until he opened tumblr and saw that you had actually posted a picture of yourself. Something you had never done before. And he couldn't believe the completely anonymous person he had fallen in love with was so beautiful. He was both excited and terrified at the same time. How was he going to tell you who he actually was?
He decided to send you an anonymous ask, asking for advice. You were who he went to for advice, so why not?
He waited all day for your response, checking his phone whenever he could get a second.
Anon : Hello, lovely. I am in a bit of a predicament. I am in love. I know the person I love at least likes me because she's told me that she does. I know, I know...what a problem to have. Here's the thing...She doesn't know I'm actually me. We met online, but I'm afraid that if she finds out that I've hidden this from her...Well I'm afraid she'll be mad and that she won't forgive me. I don't know what to do. Being able to actually be with her is worth the risk that she'll be mad, but thinking about losing her friendship because I messed up is killing me. This probably didn't make any sense. Hope you can help.
You had read this over and over. Words of encouragement usually came to you with no effort, but this one had you stuck.
You : Dear anon, This one is quite a doozy, isnt it?I always respond from the heart, so this will be no different. If I were you, I would prepare for them to be upset. Trust is a big deal and I think it would be totally understandable for them to be upset. On the other hand, if you already know they like you, then take the risk. Love is worth the risk. I'm sorry I haven't been much help. I wish you all the best. <3
Oli sat there reading your response over and over again. He was out to lunch with Joe and it was obvious he was distracted.
"Mate, what has you so upset?" Joe asked, concerned for his friend.
"It's nothing. " Oli replied, putting his phone down. "Gotta love girl problems."
"Oi, you've got girl problems? Share, buddy." Joe teased Oli.
Oli hesitated. "No, it's fine." He tried to act normal hoping Joe would stop asking, but when he looked up he was met with Joe's stare and raised eyebrows. "Fine. Dammit. I've been talking to a girl online but she doesn't know she's talking to me. We've been friends on tumblr for a year and I know that she likes Oli, she just doesnt know Oli is me. I'm pathetic and I messed up and now she's coming to SITC and she wants to meet me, but she also wants to meet Oli and I don't know what to do. I'm going to lose a great friend and miss out on love all in one fell swoop." Oli let his head fall.
"Damn." was all Joe said.
"Really? That's all you have to offer?" Oli asked, annoyed. "I bloody spill my guts and I get a 'damn.'"
"Hold on, you Randy. I'm just taking it all in. Don't lose your trousers." Joe reassured Oli. "What do you plan on doing?"
"I have to tell her. I just don't know if I do it online or when she's here." He replied.
"Mate, if you spring this on her when she's here she's going to flip. You have to tell her Asap. Give her time to process." Joe urged.
"I know, I know. I'll catch you later, buddy. I've got to try to fix this." Oli started walking back to his flat.
He sat there for over an hour trying to perfect his message.
Them (Oli) - I'm going to start this message with the words I love you and I'm sorry. I feel like I've broken your trust and I will do anything to make it right. My name is Oli White, I have a little brother named James, I have a few youtube channels, and I started this tumblr account to get away from being Oli White. I met you here on tumblr and I couldn't have been happier. It wasn't until a few months ago that I even knew you knew who Oli White was. I should have fessed up right then and there, but I was afraid I'd lose you as a friend and I didn't want to risk it. I don't even know how to start making this up to you. I want you to come to Summer in The City and I want to meet you because you've become one of my best friends and I'm pretty sure I've fallen completely in love with you. Please, please believe that I never meant to deceive you. I really hope you still come.
You sat staring at your computer screen, not knowing what to believe. If your friend was pranking you and actually thought this was funny, they weren't who you thought they were. If this really was Oli White and he let you fangirl to him about himself, you didn't know if you could ever face him. You didn't know if you were more angry or embarrassed.
You were leaving for SITC in two days and decided not to reply to the message at all. He knew what you looked like and he knew your name. If Oli or whoever you had become friends with wanted to talk to you, they could do it in person.
Oli was over at Joe's house helping him prepare for SITC and Joe could tell that he was still moping around. "Mate, she still hasn't replied?" He asked in a sympathetic voice.
"Nope. Not a single message. The only posts on her page are her responses to anons. She even deleted the one I sent. I really hope she's still coming. I have to be able to make it up to her." Oli replied.
"If she doesn't show up at your meet and greet, you should maybe plan a little speech or something for your panel. I've read some of the messages. She's either embarrassed or she doesn't believe you." Joe said.
"Yeah, I guess. I just wish I had told her right away." Oli sounded defeated.
You had stayed off of tumblr, for the most part, but you had noticed that Oli had tweeted multiple tweets sounding bummed out.*Why does your heart make you do stupid things?**Hey guys, no new video today. I'll make sure to post something soon.**Does anyone really want me to vlog SITC?*
He just sounded very....not Oli. You wondered if it really was him that you had been talking to. Were you the reason Oli was in a funk?
Having just checked into your hotel, you pulled up your tumblr posting an update to your followers.
*TUMBLR POST*
I'M HERE!
Hey guys, I MADE IT!!!
I'm heading straight out to mingle with everyone, so if anyone wants to meet up I'll be wearing the below outfit. Don't be shy! I can't wait to make friends.
*END POST*
Oli saw your post and cheered, scaring everyone in the room with him. "YES! SHE CAME!"
"That's what she said." Jack joked, giving Oli a weird look.
"Wait, her? Like, HER her?" Joe asked.
"Indeed. Maybe I can win her back. " Oli replied, smiling for the first time in a few days.
You didn't go to Oli White's meet and greet. You couldn't get over being embarrassed every time you thought about everything you had messaged your online friend. You decided you could still hide in the audience for his panel, though.
"Everybody welcome Oli White to the stage!" the host announced.
"Hey guys! It's nice to see you all." Oli grabbed a mic and spoke, sitting down on the couch on stage.
"And we're glad to see you, Oli. How are you?" The host kept the interview going, occasionally bringing other youtubers on stage for games and challenges.
His interview was coming to an end and you felt really dumb. Oli seemed fine. Whoever you had been talking to online must have pranked you. It obviously wasn't Oli. You were even more upset that you had skipped his meet and greet.
"Anything else you want to add before we say goodbye?" The host asked Oli.
Oli's whole demeanor changed. He all of a sudden looked very nervous. He cleared his throat and spoke. "Actually, yes. I, umm. I have a confession."
"Oooh, spill." the host encouraged.
Oli stood and adjusted his clothes nervously. "Last year I met a wonderful person online. They were smart and witty and funny and kind and, um...Oh, god. I'm shaking. They basically became one of my best friends. I never told them who I was until about a week ago and I know that she's upset that I kind of lied. I didn't mean to be dishonest, I just didn't know how to tell her. I know that she's here this weekend and I hope that she's here in this room. Y/n, are you here?" the audience audibly gasped and started looking around for someone to stand up or reply.
You were shocked. You couldn't process what was happening. With eyes wide and your hand over your mouth, you slowly rose to your feet. Everyone's eyes were on you, when you heard the host speak.
"Is that your girl?" The host asked Oli.
Oli had a huge grin on his face. "That's her. Can you come up here?" Oli asked. "Please?"
Dropping your bag in your seat, you made your way to the stage. Oli speaking as you walked.
"This beautiful girl has let me vent and complain and obsess and never once did she make me feel bad about it. She always encouraged me and was patient with me." You finally reached the stage and he grabbed your hand and faced you. "She is perfect and I pray to God she forgives me." Oli put the mic back in the mic stand so you two could speak without the audience hearing you.
"Please tell me I can make it up to you?" Oli begged.
"You silly boy. Why didn't you just tell me it was you?" you had tears trying to escape your eyes, but you also had a big smile on your face.
"I don't know, love. I was scared and I messed up. Do I get another chance?" he asked, wiping away a few tears that had made their way down your cheek.
"I think I could give you another chance." you laughed, remembering you were on stage in front of a few thousand people.
"Don't pay them any mind, love. One more question?" Oli asked, looking straight into your eyes.
"Only one, and then we can stop being awkward in front of strangers." you teased.
"Can I kiss you?" he placed his hand on your cheek, his cheeks turning bright red.
"I think that would be okay." you replied.
The whole audience stayed silent, gasping as Oli leaned in and captured your lips. That is, until Joe Sugg and the boys cheered from the back of the room "Yeah, Oli! Woooo!" and then the entire room joined in cheering.
"I've never had a panel end quite like that." The host added, joining in on the cheering.
You and Oli made your way back stage. "I'm so glad you showed up." Oli told you.
"Me too." you replied, leaning up to kiss Oli again.
You couldn't wait to log back into your tumblr and tell the story of your SITC adventure.
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gift-wrapped chapter 2 and gift-wrapped continued
'cause I've just finished reading gift-wrapped and loved it ❤️
Aww thanks, so glad you enjoyed it! ❤️
(Gift-Wrapped here on AO3)
Well, Zemo said he had no intention of leaving his work unfinished, so he’s gotta jump on that dick, right?
“I thought you promised you’d be good?”
“That was a term of our previous transaction.” Zemo shrugs, deigning to look almost apologetic for his unbridled audacity. “The parameters have changed.”
“Well, unless you want that transaction to be the last one,” Bucky grinds out slowly, “you might wanna reconsider those parameters.”
“Oh James, let’s not be grumpy about this,” Zemo sighs, manoeuvring his bound hands expertly along the length of Bucky’s heated cock with a twist of his wrists. “It’s a simple request. You’ve certainly had to do much more unsavoury things at the beck and call of worse men.”
“You talk a lotta shit, you know that?”
Bucky should walk out for that one. He should lift Zemo off his lap and deposit him on the floor and just leave. He should strangle Zemo for it, but the insufferable man would probably enjoy that a little too much. What Bucky does instead is grab him roughly by the back of the neck, metal fingers slipping along his coat’s fur collar and tangling into the sweaty hair curling at his nape to pull him in and kiss him quiet.
Will also feature a makeshift gag and light bit of gun kink somewhere in there.
Turns out I already have 2k of this written, which is more than I’d thought. And now that I’ve figured out which doc is my notes and which is the fic, I should rename them so they make sense, haha.
Thanks so much for the ask and giving me an opportunity to reread this! It's definitely renewed my motivation to finish it sometime.
WIP list here (but I think they've mostly been covered by now)
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