What my hair gets: professional shampoo + conditioner; hair food every few days; extra styling; nice smelling hair oil; extra love and care to compensate for my lack of hygiene

What the rest of my body gets: pepsi max/diet coke; sugar free gum; diet energy drinks; pencil sharpeners

I’m hilarious /s

I would love to see more of your fma au!! Maybe more interaction with the boys and mustang or Riza? Maybe some of the other mustang crew members?

mustang frames the picture and puts it in the middle of the office

I’m so happy I’m fat 🥰 I love grabbing substantial handfuls of my tummy and feeling its comforting weight 💕 I love shaking my body around and feeling myself jiggle like pudding 💖 I feel really sexy when I wear bodycon outfits and fill them out, or let my fat rolls peek under my crop tops ❤️‍🔥 I love that my my body is a comfortable place for my girlfriend to lay, and that I can carefully squash the lights outta her when she wants pressure 💘 I love that my body fat keeps me warm when the power goes out during a winter storm and our house gets down to 32 degrees inside 💗 I’m so glad that I got over my teenage obsession with staying skinny and grew into a fat and happy adult 😊

The ability to self soothe is vital. It’s okay to need external support or even crave it, but it is incredibly important to be able to bring yourself down from a panic attack or process your emotions by yourself. Keep a list of comforting activities, a box of cozy items, or a playlist of helpful music. Create a safe space in your home, even if it’s just a corner. Be patient and take as long as you need, but remember that when you do your best to self soothe and it isn’t enough, it’s always okay to reach out for help.

new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

i think the reason izzy can be so blasé about his relationship with ed is not because hes taken to blaming a shark instead, but because hes actually already done a lot of the processing in the previous episode.

hes mourned his leg, hes had his drunk crying rants. hes gone through the five stages of grief. and then? the crew reaches out to him, offers him their support. they make him a new leg, they nominate him their new figurehead. when he stands there on the prow of the ship, leg on, letter in hand, thats his acceptance, thats his moving on.

as part of an assignment we had to pick 5 cartoons and create 2 characters based on them

Sometimes I think “God, I am just like Ed” and then I start putting him on a pedestal and make big paragraphs to say that he never did anything wrong in his life and how he’s actually just a very soft person that is hurting deep inside and needs a forehead kiss and then I look in the mirror and realize that I am in fact Stede Bonnet.

my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

After watching all three episodes I realise now that releasing all three of them at once was such an important and excellent decision.

I can't imagine the amount of unnecessary and insane discourse that would've been there if the episodes were released one at a time.

problem solving 101

Daily Th!n$p0 | Day 1

You could be just like them if you eat little enough <3

Ed... his name is Ed.

"Archimedes! No! Its filthy in there... heh birds"

Nothing more sweet then an old man and his bird <3

Chaos under the cut :]

HA I DID IT! I FINALLY DREW MEDIC THE WAY MY BRAIN WANTS ME TO!!! (Or atleast 95%) YIPPPPEEE!! HES REALL AND HES NOT PALE AS FUCK!...hehe silly old man that caused me mental turmoil... im mentally sane i swear haha..

Thats it, its done, im getting my ass some wine...oh hi, i live by the way

So uhh maybe it’s just me but

Mary was the real lighthouse metaphor it was her that guided Stede in living his best life…all we have is this one life…she also represents the things Stede wants to avoid to be truly happy…normalcy complacency monotony…Ed kept the lighthouse painting because he saw the vulnerability (relationship he was trying to have with Stede) as something to be avoided now because he already cracked up on the rocks of it…

the lighthouse metaphor no longer represents the part of the journey either of them are on and that’s why we don’t see it anymore

I CANT BELIEVE I PREDICTED THE HAND HOLDING SCENE LAST NIGHT YALL HELLO??!?!?