Shout out miku, garf, and ena plush. They real ones .

i saw artists on instagram doing disney redraws and wanted to join but also i have a vendetta against disney, so obviously it resorted to promare

I find it so fucking funny how I've managed to amass a friend group of nearly all neurodivergents. Like-

There are about 3 people in it that have no chance of getting into the grippy sock vacation.

And the other 17?

Well.

There were about 10 of us going to Home Depot cause we're helping one of our group to get stuff for their new deck and just. We're in the outdoor garden part and one of my friends just slaps my arm and points at 2 crows and the only word that leaves their mouth is

"Crow"

I turned and saw the crows and just even louder stated "CROW" and everyone in our group just turned and stared bug eyed at the crows in pure silence for a solid 5 seconds before another friend piped up and said

"Those are some nice birbs."

And we all nodded and mumbled our collective agreement.

times I should’ve realized I’m autistic part 1

My city holds this thing every year in October called scream fest. When I heard the name of it, I immediately thought that this “scream fest” was basically you go to downtown, you sign up, and everyone takes turns screaming into a mic. I thought it was like,, whoever screamed the loudest would win or whatever. I remember thinking “thats such a stupid event. who would wanna go to that?” and then years later I was informed that scream fest was a halloween carnival and not in fact a screaming contest. taking things literally..... autism moment. 

walking into an empty classroom and turning the light OFF instead of on bc the big light and i dont vibe

I didn’t realize why I liked masks until I saw this post

My family kept reminding me that I could take my mask off when I got home but I was like “??? Why would I do that it is comfy and warm and makes me feel less self conscious?”

Viggo unmasking to go on an autistic rant about maces and talons and then suddenly he's talking about cool fish he found recently and sharing his theories on evolution

Just retook the test, I got a 79, and the only reason being that I selected the wrong responses to the conversation pieces because I have extremely poor social skills as it is. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to say when someone says “pleased to meet you” to me in English as it is!

I know “pleased to meet you” in Spanish is “mucho gusto”, but how are you supposed to respond when someone says that? Clearly not “gracias” because that’s what I selected and it was wrong, the answer was “¿què tal?”

Something tells me that I am doomed.

PEACH.

*starts barking violently*

If you ever want to know how much I've dedicated myself to being able to start T, know that my triglycerides are high so my dr told me to start a diet, and as part of that diet, I have switched from whole milk to almond milk.

whole milk

to

almond milk

there is no fucking sacrifice i won't fucking make

having like a sub-hyperfixation on cinematography is so funny cus like tf am I supposed to do with it ?? Watch every film ever made ???

This how I am on the spectrum.

I don’t know how to link the site but this is the name.

TARWILLS ARE SO INTERETSING I LOVE THEM!!! I LOVE HOW LIKE... THEY ARE AND HOW THEY WORK YKNWO?? LIKE I FOUND OUT A COUPLE MONTHS AGO THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR MASK SHAPES AND SHIT LIKE THAT AND IM LIKE

"WOWOWO WHAT!!!!!" AND IM SO LIKE INTERESTED IN THEIR LORE!!! AND I WANNA KNOW MORW!! LIKE WHAT WAS THEIR SOCIETY LIKE? HOW WAS THEIR WORLD LIKE? THEIR LANGUAGE, DID THEY HAVE SCHOOLS THERE??? AND ALSO WHAT WOULD THEIR LANGUEAGE EVEN BE CALLED?? WOULD IT BE TARWILLISH??? TARISH?? WILLISH??? IDFK. BUT I NEED ANSWEERS!!!!

I also wonder if they had like.. history? i guess? and maybe if they had some sort of Hierarchy?? like kings and queens? cause i know they had a leader who was like a big tarwill.. but is there a tarwill queen? and i also wonder about how tarwills with the 4 arm mutation were treated. now hear me out, theres 2 scenarios, so first one, 4 armed tarwills were alienated by other tarwills. they were seen as abnormal, OR hear me out, 4 armed tarwills were treated like royalty, now imagine if their leader, the giant tarwill, had 4 arms, anyone with 4 arms would automatically be seen as greater than others, since its so rare for that to happen!!

also i had a really cute idea cause like i made a furry design for viktor right and uh i was like omg how would his tarwill version look, since the tarwills are so important, so i made up a silly idea..

i genuinly love furries and i think that this lil thingy is so adorbales RAHH, viktor is like the most silliest lil thingy ever i love him and the tarwils so much theyre so SIJBDFISJAIOHUIGUHA anyways thats my silly rant over :3

inside me there are two wolves. one wants my interests to be only mine ever, and the other wants to share them with everyone all the time

AUTISTIC MOMENT, IS GONCHEROV REAL OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW. I KEEP SEEING IT ON MY DASH AND PEOPLE ARE ARGUING WHETHER ITS REAL OR NOT AND I DONT WANNA LOOK IT UP BECAUSE SEARCH ENGINES LIE TO ME ANYWAYS. I CANT TELL IF THE PEOPLE ARGUING ARE IN ON THE JOKE AND BEING FACETIOUS OR NOT HELP