My name is Lord Bunny, I am not, Nor have I ever been a member of the Communist party. Do not be fooled, I am an adult but comes off as a child. My instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lord_bunny_the_first/
In my human AU, Godred survived the initial fall when his engine fell off the side of the mountain, but had sustained a spinal injury and a severe head injury. Because it was hard to access the mountain side where the accident was, it took a while for rescue to come and take him to hospital. A few of the passengers ended up making a stretcher out of blankets and carrying him back up the mountain where he was then taken back down to the station in another engine. He was luckily unconscious at the time but because it took so long to get him down the mountain and his spine was never stabilized, he died on the way down the mountain.
People have debated on whether or not Godred could have been saved. Some say that if the passengers had taken the time to properly stabilize his spine and head, or waited until the rescuers came and treated him, he would’ve had a chance. Others say that given the technology at the time, he would’ve been dead by the time help arrived and he was doomed from the start.
Duncan: *shows up* HEY THERE SMUDGER! IT’S ME YA BOI!
Rusty: *screaming*
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Duncan: alright ya little demon !!#$&@!!, we have a rem pod with us, if you are smudger, make the rem pod beep once, if not, make it go off twice.
Smudger’s ghost: *panics and begins smacking the rem pod* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
The rem pod: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Duncan: STOP THAT!
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Rusty: alright, looks like Smudger doesn’t want to talk to us, let’s get out of here and stop messing with them.
Duncan: !!$#&!! It! SMUDGER I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! GET YOUR !!$#&!! !!!$#@!! OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND POSSESS ME ALREADY!!
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 190:
Duncan: Hey Rusty.
Rusty: What?
Duncan: So ye know are these ghost hunter tv shows, right?
Rusty: Are you....Planning to hunt down Smudger's ghost?
Duncan: Yeah. I think I should be allowed on those shows.
Rusty: Pretty sure that's unsafe for the ghosts....
Smudger, in the distance: I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe-
I’ve been watching too many Neil the seal videos, I now headcanon that Sodor has their own version of Neil the Seal who likes to lie on the tracks and cause havoc. Because he resides on the harwick branchline, Ryan and Daisy have to deal with him the most though others have to deal with him too. Here’s how each character has to deal with Sodor’s Neil the seal.
Ryan: carries a riot shield his cab, his driver and fireman use it to push the seal off the tracks while making as much noise as possible.
Daisy: treated the seal like a cow, honked at it and told it to move, backfired when it charged at her and showed aggression. Now everytime she encounters the seal, she insists that her driver go call Toby.
Duck: “excuse me sir? Sir please sir, can you please move off the tracks sir? Please sir, pardon me please sir. Sir please! Sir? Sir please excuse me!”
Oliver: slowly rolls up to the seal until it decides to move, always backfires because the seal waits until Oliver’s wheels are touching him. Gives up, and just has the guard put red flags and track detonators around the seal. Toad has tried tried to negotiate with the seal with no success.
Donald: his driver and fireman uses a giant snow shovel to roll the seal off the tracks
Douglas: nope, not putting up with this. Let them lay on the tracks for all we care.
Random ttte OC idea that I thought of that is so offensive that I had to canceled myself
A steam engine that was responsible for transporting people to Auschwitz during the Holocaust, and then got away with being charged because according to logic, they are literally a steam engine doing what they were told, and then a whole debate on whether they should be held responsible for being compliant in it or not because they were doing a job, and what extent can an engine be held responsible for their actions, and how does one punish an engine for such a crime.
And maybe a side plot where a museum wants to buy them as they were part of history, but the public says no because this is a sentient machine that took part in one of the biggest atrocities in history and they didn’t show any remorse in their actions and were complicit in it all, and it’s way too dark and complicated and I don’t feel comfortable discussing that topic though interesting, but nope, absolutely not, way too complicated and dark even for me.
Thomas: so! You are outside hunting for Ducks but all of the duck calls in the store are too expensive.
Thomas: but don’t worry! Today I will teach you how to perform the perfect Duck call that is guarantee to work every time!
Thomas: *inhales*
Thomas: THE GREAT WESTERN RAILWAY IS OVERRATED, AND ALL OF THEIR STEAM ENGINES LOOK THE SAME AND ARE BORING AND TO SAY THAT IT’S GOD’S WONDERFUL RAILWAY IS AN INSULT TO BOTH GOD AND RAILWAYS!!
Duck: *materializes behind Thomas* I BEG YOUR PARDON MR THOMAS THE LB&SCR E2 TANK ENGINE! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE GWR HAS CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THE INDUSTRY INCLUDING AND NOT LIMITED TOO *goes off on a long tangent and stuff while his safety valve is screeching*
Thomas: and there you go! You have now obtained one Duck!
Even though gods don’t need to eat, proteus likes to disguise himself as the workers and steal their lunches. It’s even better if he could get the other workers to blame each other.
And yes, he got an earful from Rusty when they found out what Proteus was doing