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rythyme · 2 years

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how much CO2 would you theoretically be responsible for if you took a 30-minute flight on your private helicopter so your boyfriend could give you a mile high blowjob

#to be fair it's his birthday and also you love him. you're still a multi millionaire tho 💔#at least your boyfriend is eating the rich i guess #lgbt drama #thai drama #kinnporsche

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kedreeva · 2 months

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Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?

My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.

I do! They taste like an egg.

I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently

#the yolk is REALLY THICK #like dense #I've had goose and duck and they're fairly similar in consistency #waterfowl tend to have fluffy whites #peafowl whites are also pretty dense #Personally I like peafowl eggs better than chicken and duck and goose and quail #but quail is a close second #very smooth and silky yolk #hardboiled quail eggs are the best egg #it's just the right amount of egg parts #anything bigger and you're wading through a sea of white #and whites are my least favorite to eat #usually I cook the yolks of peafowl eggs for me and give the whites back to the birds #asks #peafowl #eggs #bug the peahen #peahens

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alsojnpie · 3 months

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dishes are forever

#I MISSED HAVING A TABLET!!!!#ht papyrus #a gentle touch when you're sad #a menacing touch when it would be funny #he can do it all #LITTLE PRO TIP LIFE HACK THOUGH: IF WASHING DISHES MAKES YOU WANT TO LIVE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET #MAYBE YOU HAVE TOO MANY DANG DISHES #BEING IN A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE 80% FEWER DISHES THAN BEFORE MEANS I DO DISHES MORE OFTEN BUT IT'S SO EASY #AND NOT SOUL SUCKING AT ALL #JUST MY EXPERIENCE!!!!!! THAT'S ALL #I'm sure when i am reunited with my other dishes i will languish in bed staring at this psyching myself up to the task #but i like keeping random jars from food i bought and dishes that i picked up in different places.#they physically remind me of everywhere I've been and sometimes i just look at them and remember where I've been #my favorite is the old ratatouille jar i bought at carrefour in Chengdu #that jarred ratatouille was the nastiest food to grace this earth #i bought it in case it would make a quick easy meal (you don't really find those at the grocery store in China at least not back then)#but even my cheap lazy self couldn't eat it #so no one ever consumed that ratatouille but the jar was pretty big so i put other stuff in it and now it's my dish #and somehow the label is glued on PERMANENTLY it has never washed off after all these years #actually idk maybe it eventually did it isn't here for me to look at but it lasted a long time i know that

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molagboop · 1 year

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I sketched a thing while I was up at an unreasonable hour.

#comic #raven beak #samus #samus aran #grey voice #old bird #metroid #metroid dread #she is three years old and just wanted to see Grey Voice #he's cool and tall #but the minute she enters the room BLAM there it is some motherfucker who's even TALLER than he is #it's tough when you're a kid and you're small and your parents died less than 2 months ago one of them right in front of you #she doesn't know if this stranger is nice like Grandpa Bird or of he's mean like the guy who ate her mother #and height is another thing he has in common with the purple pterodactyl! but he's not eating Grey Voice so he must be okay #anyways Samus likes Grey Voice because he smells nice and his robes are soft. he doesn't play with her often like Grandpa Bird does #but she'd like to change that. so she tries by putting in the effort herself. and she drags grandpa bird all over looking for him #she does this at least twice a week #chozo #unfortunately for Old Bird's ailing knees. but he tries his best.#i can only imagine the rest of their conversation #grey voice is gonna have a time explaining how he and old bird adopted this orphan kid off the side of the road like an abandoned puppy #meanwhile raven beak is giving him a hard time like 'ayy i thought you said you were sterile'#he's very interested in seeing how this develops #his gracious hosts aren't exactly getting any younger and they haven't been keeping up with their cardio #but they've got the gumption and he thinks they can pull it off. the kid making it long enough to leave the nest i mean.

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spaciebabie · 6 months

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he asks your hand in marriage

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#spacie splains #thank you for the art bloosef 🥺🥺#also the name of the file when i downloaded it skjfksjfds #love you sm bloos #this made me feel a littol better 🥺🥺🥺#funnily enough i have had a scenario of springtrap opening his jaw really wide and pretending 2 bite ur head off in my head #just like. getting half your head in there #hes got no bite strength you'd be fine #itd be cute i think #like. i imagine he acts all “scary” and stalks you and shit but ta me at least he just looks like a goober #ive seen really scary art of him and just felt love and adoration i mean sdkfjskdfskf #when he acts all scary i just wanna kiss heems snoot #i aint neva felt this way abt a character b4 man....#like!! omg you're so cute when you're acting all bloodthirsty i could just eat you up 🥰🥰🥰#all of this is 2 say if he did this i would kiss him 1000000000000000000000%

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akkivee · 9 days

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Intensely Spicy Curry Training: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Kuukou: Y’all sure took your sweet time getting here! I’ve already got everything prepared!

Jyushi: But didn’t you tell us to meet you at the temple?

Hitoya: If we’re making curry, why the hell are we way out in the mountains to do it?

Kuukou: Because I just had a great idea. Check this out!

Jyushi: Ooooh, look at all this meat! So, we’re going to be using all of this in our curry?

Hitoya: Beef and chicken, huh? I guess it would make sense not cook these while inside your temple.

Kuukou: You’re half right, and half wrong.

Jyushi: What do you mean?

Kuukou: I don’t plan to make just any ol’ curry. Now it’s time for the both of y’all to mince the hell out of this meat!!

Hitoya: I didn’t know whether to expect if a corrupt little monk such as yourself knew how to cook, but I’m surprised. Instead of using something pre-made, if we pound and mince the meat ourselves, we’d get a far more superior product. Is that what you were thinking?

Jyushi: Oh, I see! That’s amazing, Kuukou-san!

Hitoya: So, where’d you put the food processor?

Kuukou: Ah?? The hell are you on? You’re grinding this meat with your bare hands.

Jyushi: …Eh?

Kuukou: Jyushi, you’re on beef! Hitoya, you’re taking the chicken! Punch it with everything you’ve got and make minced meat out of it!! This is a new training session I thought up!

Hitoya: What the hell is this fool saying??

Jyushi: B-But there’s so much meat!! Grinding it by hand is impossible!!

Kuukou: I don’t want to hear any complaints!! You don’t know that unless you try!

Jyushi & Hitoya: *reluctantly pounds the meat by hand*

Jyushi: *tearfully* …My body’s going to become minced meat before the actual beef!

Hitoya: Damn it, I can’t believe I let my guard down like this…! I shouldn’t have expected we’d simply make curry…!

Kuukou: You can’t expect to get anywhere with a weak spirit behind weak fists like that!! Lemme show you how it’s done!

Kuukou: *starts punching*

Hitoya: You bastard, those are vegetables!!

Jyushi: E-Even I could mince a tomato by hand!

Kuukou: It doesn’t matter either way!! Whether it’s vegetables or meat, all that matters is the heart you’re putting behind it!!

Jyushi: T-That doesn’t make any sense…!!

Kuukou: “Enlightenment can be attained through one thousand fists!” Don’t just keep yapping and put some energy into your hips and legs too!

Hitoya: Tch, I don’t see any way out of this… Then, I might as well get it over with…!! UWOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

Jyushi: H-Hitoya-san??

Kuukou: Hyahaha! There’s the effort I wanna see!

Jyushi: Guh… Because My God has unshackled the chains binding his true power, I, too, must unlock mine to continue alongside him…! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

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Jyushi: I-I can’t move another inch…

Hitoya: Ugh… I can’t even take the cap off my water bottle…

Kuukou: *sighs* It’s pretty pathetic to be that exhausted just from cooking.

Hitoya: You…!!!

Jyushi: But, I think it would be really nice if our training efforts could be felt by those eating our curry…!

Hitoya: …Well, I don’t think I’d say it like that, but I agree with the sentiment.

*the trees rustle and the birds chirp and there is peace*

Kuukou: The fuck are y’all talking about? There’s no point to this if the people who eating aren’t going through training too.

Jyushi: Eh?

Kuukou: Training can only be felt when you grow from the trials you’ve experienced yourself. Hopping off from other people’s efforts won’t mean shit.

Jyushi: B-but I mean, we’ll still be serving the curry to others once it’s finished cooking, right?

Kuukou: Yup. Which is why I’ve got…!

Hitoya: UWAH!! MY EYES!! IT’S IN MY EYES!!

Jyushi: That powder…!!

Hitoya: It’s red chili pepper!! Jyushi, run!! Move upwind so it doesn’t blow and stick to your mucous membrane!!

Jyushi: Eeek!!! *runs away sobbing*

Kuukou: HYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hitoya: Kuukou, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you trying to ruin everything we worked on??

Kuukou: I’m not ruining a damn thing! This curry will be spicy so I can provide a remote kind of training!

Hitoya: Stop fucking around!! There’s gotta be a limit!!

Jyushi: *runs back over* I think there’s more chili pepper powder than ingredients now…!!

Kuukou: Then it’s just right! Now try it.

Jyushi: NO!! I will not be eating!! I absolutely refuse!! Don’t even try me!!

Kuukou: Hey stupid, watch it, that’s dangerous!! Stop fighting me and just—Ahh??

Jyushi: T-The inside of the pot is pitch black……!!

Hitoya: Obviously. Chili peppers burn easily. Haah… Let’s just remake the curry.

Jyushi: But doesn’t that mean we’ll have to mince more meat??

Kuukou: Whatever, I was thinking our “Intensely Spicy Curry Training” was made too halfheartedly anyway!! Time to give it all I got and win this championship!!

#kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #bad ass temple #hypmic #hypnosis mic #til that you can make a meat paste at the very least by using a mortar and pestle LOL #the curry pissed me tf off lmao it was so spicy but underneath all that spice was a ridiculously flavourful curry #it's spicy enough that i can tell it's comfortably spicy for people used to eating spice tho!!#habenero is the worst experience with spice i ever had and it wasn't that bad lol but i got the sense it could have been #so i assume jyushi and hitoya talked kuukou down lmao or we didn't want a repeat burnt product lol #i decided to tone down how i usually write bat to try and not show my very obvious bias lol hopefully it worked #i remember slug mentioning sometimes a tl will come off vague in order to not get in the way of future developments #and i actually felt that tling this lmao like when hitoya was telling kuukou there's a limit for everything #i had to choose whether to make this about kuukou and training or kuukou and the chili peppers #the statement itself was a vague warning so my own interpretations of bat were getting in the way probably lol #statements without a clear subject usually default to the person speaking so kuukou saying give it everything and win the championship #is me assuming he's talking about himself and again i'm a little worried my own interpretations of bat are getting in the way #since kuukou's self reliance is blatant but also not if you're casually looking at bat SO IDK LOL I THINK TLING IS HARD #curry tl

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synonymroll648 · 8 months

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"And she [Sophie] couldn't help noticing how good he [Keefe] smelled—like wind and salt air and something a little citrusy."

hey guys remember when on page 646 of stellarlune shannon confirmed that keefe is a bit fruity (/hj)

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc shitpost #keefe sencen #soph ty for giving us this detail while you were off being a sophie-koala <3 #(sophie-koala is now a term used in canon once so far and i am taking it and RUNNING)#sokeefe #because this is from the sokeefe chapter we've all heard about by now (42)#but also. the fact that he smells like wind and salt air and something a lil citrusy?#using that for at LEAST one keefitz fic #actually that's just gonna be a staple detail about keefe for me now. keefitz sokeefitz sokeefe something else i WILL use a similar #description to this no matter what. keefe absolutely WOULD smell like oranges. to me.#just because i love the idea of him going from eating oranges to use the peel for a smiley face the way kids love to do in elementary #to do it for that and because he just likes the fruit #salt air is pretty self explanatory because he likes the ocean but like. wind?#i'm pretty sure the context in this one is that he was off flying w/ silveny but. i love the idea that he ALWAYS smells like wind #like wind in your hair on a roadtrip like wind whipping against your clothes in a summer thunderstorm like wind blowing through lonely #hilltops like wind trying to catch you when you're falling off a cliff knowing damn well it won't save you but trying anyway #wind is never here to stay. keefe's never here to stay. he's wired to always be on the move #keefe being equated w/ wind is just. yes #damn i kinda derailed from keefe being a fruit but. he can be both guys i promise

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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Bernard: Hey Tim do you mind if I bring a friend with me to your place? He's really cool.

Tim: sure I don't mind

Bernard: good because I've already brought him this is my friend Lonnie.

Lonnie: capitalist scum!

Tim: no longer in a coma I see.

Bernard: what's going on here?

#lonnie machin #bernard dowd #tim drake #anarky #robin #red robin #timber #comics #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #gotham #tim drake robin #batfam #gotham city #poor bernard he brought over his cool friend and tim already knows him #tim is friends/acquainted with everyone Bernard should know this already #lonnie: why are you living on a boat? yeah eat the rich and all but this is sad. what happened to the nest? did you blow it up already?#Lonnie: if you're gonna be rich the LEAST you can do is be entertaining.

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cairafea · 9 months

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little 3am procrastination doodles, good morning shino nation

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dootznbootz · 3 months

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@thehelplessmortals shared this with me and...Penelope coded.

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She definitely tried to gross out Odysseus in a dumb "You think you can handle me, idiot? >:) " way. (She's stubborn and in denial at first. When she realizes she actually likes him, she's a mess.) And while eating raw fish is normal for naiad-born in Sparta, when she learned Odysseus wasn't used to naiads in daily life, she just really went wild with it.

He's just staring at her kind of expressionless and she thinks "Ha, see? You don't really like me."

But he's just like

"You like carp? Cuz if you do, we got plenty on Ithaca! Many more fish too! And if we don't, I'll get you some!"

And she's annoyed because her plan didn't work. Girlie is self-sabotaging even though she thinks he's neat.

#this is normal for naiads but she also doesn't have impulse control. She'll jump in mid-convo.#...part of the joke is that basically no one eats carp because they're fucking disgusting :D same with catfish...at least where I live #Helen: “uh...I could just shock the water and then you could get them.”#Penelope: “Where's the sport in that?! >:( ”#It's not like a “playing hard to get” she just genuinely doesn't believe he could possibly like her and being a shit about it.#“Helen's supposed to get the happy ending. not me” (which Helen even is like “you're an idiot”) she eventually gets #her act together :D she's overwhelmed right now. especially since he's just head over heels and just... a LOT as he doesn't know #what to do with these feelings either and she gets mad at him for constantly talking about marriage “The more you say it. the less I wanna"#especially with his reputation to bully and fuck with people. and the fact that he lied to her so much when they first met. she doesn't #trust him. He's overwhelming her and then she's finally like. “if you're so interested. we're doing things at my pace.” then things get chi #they're both so used to putting up their guard that they can't genuinely believe this could be something wonderful #she actually is kind of afraid of the fact that “...Do you just have a thing for Naiads?? since you're not used to them?” are you weird?#but he interacts fine with other naiads. and isn't affected by Helen.#shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons #odypen #btw. she chew through bone technically :D fish bone but bone #kind of want to make a “moodboard for the Water Wife”#penelope #Water Wife

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queenofthursday6599-blog · 7 months

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Now I'm in total agreement with that one post that's about how you should definitely just use over the counter painmeds if you need them, and that pain/stress isn't good for the body.

But also for my fellow neurodivergent people out there, make sure that you're not just forgetting a vital need of some sort.

Make sure that the headache you have is an actual headache, and not like a symptom of sleep deprivation or dehydration, and your stomach ache isn't because you haven't fed yourself today.

Don't just take painmeds and wait that out, eat a sandwich and drink something and see if you start to feel better first.

Like you should take the painmeds after you make sure to top up on food and water. Because then you made sure you are fed and watered so you know it's not one of those, and you can just nap after the painmeds if you have time and your brain is willing to be quiet.

Also taking painmeds on an empty stomach and thirsty can just make you feel worse, I know it does for me.

#adhd #make sure you're not starving/dehydrated/exhausted before taking pain meds #because you're going to need to want to take care of at least the starving/dehydrated thing before you take the meds #like don't take the meds if you just feel better after drinking something and eating a sandwich #but take them if you still feel bad after #and take a nap if your body and schedule allows it cause you might just be sleep deprived #but like taking pain meds when you're in pain because you're body is deprived of a vital need is only going to make you feel worse later

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vidovy · 1 year

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Imagine your f/o reminding you to eat your meals! Heck, even cooking something nice for you and bringing it to you!! You're busy working, you're forgetful or you've been feeling down lately, they get it! But not to worry cause they got ya covered!! remember to take care of yourself <3

#from a person who just remembered they haven't had a decent meal in about three days #not cause I can't make it #but because I really forget to eat #frank would get really concerned abt it.. ngghhh.. :(#self shipping it's very important to people.. cause of these typa things #important to me at least #A WAY TO REMIND YOURSELF YOU'RE WORTH LOVING 😔

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snekdood · 10 months

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bitches be like. i hate vegans so much that i’ve decided i like killing animals and its fine and i dont feel bad and animals dont have feelings and its fine and im cool subversive and different and edgy and like to post fucked up stuff to make vegans uncomfortable bc im just so cool

#you sound like every cishet republican man to me #you're not a Cool Subversive Leftist you're literally regressing by seeing animals as just objects of your pleasure and thats it lmao #im sorry but you dont just get to throw out all of veganism. it does infact have some roots in leftism.#you can sit there and cope with the fact you agree w some vegan talking point by calling it 'animal welfare' all you want #doesnt change the fact that a lot of those ideas in those circles were formed by vegans.#damn woooah vegans arent a monolith and dont all agree on the same shit woooahhh who knew #literally i have no idea how we even got to this point or how this would be surprising.#when i was on vegan twitter bitches were arguing all the fucking time within it. ur really gonna sit ther en tell me they're all secret #eco fash that hates native ppl and people who have to eat meat? ya sure???#you would think the individuals on tumblr- of all places- would understand how frustrating it would be to be grouped in with the worst #members of their community as if you represent them and are the sole spokesperson #you'd think they'd hate when someone jumps to conclusions about them based on their lifestyle #but naur. i think yall take it too personally. as if a vegan just being in a room is somehow trying to force you to be vegan.#literally grow tf up.#if a vegan being in the same room with you triggers feelings in you that you Have to stop eating meat- i really think thats a you problem #bud. homeboy hasnt even spoke to you leta lone look at you and apparently you feel this weird pressure now #idk man dont you think that pressure might be coming within?? maybe.... you do infact feel things and feel a lil guilty abt eating meat?#not telling you to stop... i still eat meat here n there. but at least im honest with myself about how it makes me feel to do it.#its infact normal to take a second to think about the loss someone made in exploitation to provide you with whatever.#if you can let yourself feel a lil guilt about buying a fast fashion thing you can sure as fuck finally extend your fuckin empathy to #animals and stop treating them like objects or toys.

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irritablepoe · 11 days

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covered in blood and baring blood-stained fangs like a wild dog would be my ideal state rn, alas I am not doing that but - again, like I usually am in such times - rotting in bed instead.

#johnny's silly rambles #can't a guy just be feral for like 5 min?#you know. werewolves truly are onto sth #like once a month you can be a dick (a human biting and perhaps eating monster)#and then when you're angry at sth otherwise you can just breathe like “a few days til i can let it out”#like at least they have a coping strategy that isn't repressing and turning anger against oneself #*shrugs* TELL ME I'M WRONG

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peridot-tears · 3 months

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This is such a weird little quip, but after watching a shitton of Korean and Chinese media, which is my main, it's nice to play a game like Ghost of Tsushima where the characters are super gorgeous while having round faces and soft jawlines.

Like, look at that! They're in the north! They're on the same latitude as Henan and right beneath Busan! They don't need a ghostly pale complexion and knife-like jawline to be strong, attractive characters!

#i know japan is less extreme than china and korea when it comes to the colorism and slim jawlines at least on screen #also this is an american production right and they modeled the faces off asian american actors #but after blue eye samurai and legit all the kpop and cdrama i consume #it's just nice to see some east asian faces that aren't the one look that people put on screen #it sometimes feels like you're just not allowed to be seen if you have a slightly wide face #even though wide faces are perfectly normal and just as common as slim faces among asians #fat shaming in our cultures is so real even though sometimes we just look like that it's got nothing to do with eating wrong or whatever #tears falling like peridots #gots #ghost of tsushima #tomoe #sakai jin #yuna

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localgardenweed · 7 months

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This is all I offer to the community, link to reference

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #hetalia #2ptalia #2p japan #hetalia 2p japan #hws 2p japan #yeah i have demons but at least im free #love this cosplayer they continue to eat every time #i follow them on tiktok and everytime i see the newest cosplay vid i bounce around cause they slay #also like japan cosplayers are hard to come by sometimes okay I know like 2 #they do people a service #also i get cool references like this one here #some of this is traced bust honestly just blocked out the shapes and winged it #except the hand i traced that kinda freehand but 90% traced #im sorry guys i had to come clean #anyway Kuro with medium/long hair just feels right to me okay #i saw it like once and was like “you're so real for this artist”

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