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lowlifetheory · 2 years

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See the thing with Bucky; he’s shameless. You heard of it, he’s probably tried it.

A lot of people in his life assumed he was a broken recluse when he finally started to get his life back but that wasn’t so.

A lot had changed since Bucky had last been a part of the dating scene. He could get pornography at his fingertips, he could buy sex toys in specially designated stores, but the change he appreciated the most? Fucking a guy he had the hots for wouldn’t make him a criminal.

See Bucky liked people; girls with tits that spilled over his fingers and soft thighs that cradled his hips and boys with defined abs and peachy bottoms. He liked tiny tits too that he could fit into his mouth and a soft belly to sink his teeth into.

It had all started as he grew up. Bucky was a friendly, popular guy. He didn’t judge or shame and he wasn’t afraid to ask for what he wanted. He wasn’t afraid to ask for feedback either, because what’s the good in doing all of this if you can’t improve.

He’d learned a lot in Wakanda, where love was free and encouraged. He’d seen and done a lot too and most of all, when he got back, well, he just went on ahead and explored some more, though acceptance and love wasn’t as freely given, so Bucky had to search for it.

So this game of Never Have I Ever he was caught in, well, let’s just say this Asguardian liquor was about to test his limits. Or his honesty.

How they’d gotten here he had no idea. Tony had leftover booze from some gala he’d hosted and half the team were snarky, the other half were moping. Who’d have thought that Thor burying Stormbreaker in Thanos’ skull would have been anticlimactic?

So eighteen months later here everyone was celebrating Peter Parker starting at college and getting an internship with Tony, as if that was ever a question.

The boy in question was currently sitting next to Bucky with his chin resting on his knees and a bottle of beer in his hand. Everyone had various drinks and he had been teased a little about being underage but he’d just flipped anyone who tried to make him awkward the bird, then apologised for being rude, then asked them politely to stop teasing him and promptly sat down.

‘Leave the kid alone,’ Steve had frowned in that Cap way and Peter had preened under his noble protection.

After explaining the rules of the game they started with the typical childish ones before Natasha, getting comfortable with a glass of wine, turned the conversation to naughtier topics.

‘Spanked someone,’ Natasha smirked as she took a sip.

Bucky took a drink. Pepper, Maria and Clint took a drink too. A few of the group teased Steve, assuming that the old “Steve and Bucky are secretly fucking” was about to finally be revealed. Steve went bright red and spluttered at the assumption but Bucky just shrugged and smirked.

‘In this room,’ Clint joked.

Bucky took a drink. Natasha and Pepper took a drink as well.

A lot of people muttered but no one gave anything away other than Tony trying to scoff away his red face.

‘Never have I ever…been rimmed,’ Tony teased. Almost everyone in the room took a drink, including Steve.

‘Wow Cap, you like to be treated right,’ Natasha nudged him. Steve blushed again.

‘I- it was ah,’ he licked his lips and looked at Bucky.

Bucky for his part held his hands up. ‘Hey don’t look at me Pal, they think I’m the one who rimmed you.’

Steve spluttered again and Bucky laughed. ‘Never have I ever rimmed someone.’

At Bucky’s words everyone took a drink. Including Bucky.

‘You’re getting hot there too kiddo,’ Tony winked at Peter who flushed and shrunk back into the cushions.

‘Never have I ever watched porn with someone,’ Scott said.

Scott, Tony, Pepper, Thor and Loki took a drink, as did Bucky. Peter did too, and it didn’t go unnoticed. He got some gentle teasing before the team dropped it to move on.

‘Never have I ever watched a dirty video I made myself,’ Maria said.

Peppers poor face beamed red as she took a drink, while Tony proudly puffed his chest out and took his own drink too. Bucky took a sip, and Peter, face as red as Peppers, took a drink too.

‘Had a lap dance,’ Loki said. Almost everyone took a drink, Peter closed his eyes as he joined them.

‘Gave a lap dance,’ Wanda said. All the girls except Maria took a drink, most with red cheeks. Thor, Bucky and Peter took a drink too.

‘The little spider is a kinky one!’ Thor declared as Loki smirked at Peter, wiggling his eyebrows. ‘Never have I ever used a dagger sexually on a lover.’ Thor boomed as he took a drink.

Bucky and Natasha took a drink.

Steve’s face scrunched up and Thor laughed again, slapping Steve’s back almost knocking him off the sofa.

‘Never have I ever dominated a lover while blindfolded,’ Wanda said smugly.

Bucky took a drink.

‘Mother- is there anything you haven’t done?’ Sam asked. Peter shifted uncomfortably beside Bucky and glanced up at the man.

Bucky shrugged. ‘Try me.’

Sam leaned forward and everyone else looked on with interest. Bucky filled his glass then mirrored Sam’s pose.

‘Never have I ever fucked without my prosthetic on.’

Bucky took a drink.

‘Never have I ever fucked in public.’

Bucky took a drink.

‘Never have I ever fucked on a boat.’

Drink.

‘Had sex under the stars.’

Drink.

Sam hesitated and glanced around the room, and Natasha leaned in to help him out.

‘Had sex with a man and woman at the same time.’

Drink.

‘Been fucked with a strapon.’

Drink.

‘Been deep throated by someone with no gag reflex.’

Bucky swirled the liquid in his glass and took a drink.

‘Had someone call you daddy.’

Another drink this time with an eye roll.

‘I knew he was a total Daddy,’ Wanda muttered and Pepper nodded in sage agreement. Tony made an affronted noise.

‘Had a lover wear a sex toy in public.’

Drink.

‘Fucked someone while they wore a chastity device.’

Bucky refilled his glass and took a drink.

‘Bottomed,’ Sam smirked and Bucky rolled his eyes.

‘You already mentioned a strapon,’ Bucky pointed out as he took a drink.

Sam scowled and Natasha took over again.

‘Fucked in cosplay.’

Bucky made a face. Then took a drink.

‘Bucky,’ Steve gasped. ‘I don’t even know what half of this stuff is!’

‘And yet you still did it,’ Clint laughed.

‘No!’ Steve looked at him with piercing blue eyes. ‘It wasn’t - I didn’t!’

‘Oh my god you are all so dense!’ Peter suddenly cried. All eyes landed on him as he launched himself onto Bucky, knocking the bigger man onto his back on the sofa.

Bucky laughed as his hands curled around Peter’s slim waist but the sound was cut off as Peter kissed Bucky. It was chaste only for a moment then the adrenaline and alcohol caused them to deepen the kiss, licking into each other’s mouths. Peter moaned and rocked on Bucky for a moment then they parted, their foreheads pressed together.

‘Hey,’ Bucky whispered his hand coming up to stroke Peter’s cheeks.

‘Hi,’ Peter murmured. ‘I got jealous. I’m sorry, I know we haven’t discussed telling.’

‘It’s okay,’ Bucky stole another kiss.

‘No!’ Tony’s voice boomed around the room. ‘Have you- all of- with him!’

‘Tony,’ Pepper’s voice was calm as Natasha and Scott started to giggle.

‘What’s cosplay?’ Steve muttered to Sam. ‘And how can you uh, fondue, in chastity?’

‘It’s called a cock cage Pal, and you need to stop saying fondue and start saying have sex, you’re one hundred and two,’ Bucky looked over his shoulder and up at Steve. Peter buried his face in Bucky’s shoulder as Steve’s face contorted trying to imagine what Bucky had just said.

‘Done. This party is done. Get out!’ Tony cried as he got up and hurried out of the room leaving most of his guests giggling and laughing.

Pepper smiled apologetically, ‘Tony’s just a bit…jealous,’ she said with a shrug. ‘Stay as long as you want but I best go check he’s okay.’

Bucky sat up but kept a strong arm around Peter not letting him move an inch. Now that everyone knew he had no intentions of letting his darling spider out of his sight.

‘Why’s Tony jealous?’ Peter asked Bucky softly as they got comfortable together.

‘Could be of our adventures in and out of the bedroom,’ Bucky mused.

‘Or maybe he’s jealous of Bucky,’ Natasha suggested as she poured herself another wine.

‘Or Peter,’ Loki added with an innocent look.

Bucky’s arm tightened around Peter and he pressed a kiss to Peter’s hair in reassurance.

‘So how long?’ Sam asked Peter.

‘Long enough that I should be as drunk as Bucky,’ Peter flushed remembering some of the things they had talked about. Some of the things he and Bucky had tried and enjoyed.

‘Well congratulations,’ Natasha said and everyone joined her in well wishes. Peter blushed and ducked his head into Bucky’s shoulder and Bucky played his fingers through Peter’s hair.

‘That’s barbaric!’ Steve suddenly cried from the sofa where he was staring at Sam’s phone in horror while everyone else laughed at his reaction.

#winterspider #never have i ever #assembled avengers #and more #bucky is a kinky fuck #because #bucky barnes #peter parker #this is the crap in my brain #one of my top otps #otp #protective bucky barnes #jealous peter parker

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spellbooking · 20 days

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I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim, and scholar of exceptional accomplishment.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gif #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gamingedit #tay.gif #miyku #dailygaming #videogamemen #userlaezels #usermorvaris #avengers assemble!!!

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wingheadshellhead · 8 months

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Steve Rogers & Tony Stark in Avengers Assemble 1.06 "Super Adaptoid"

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perlmutt-perl · 9 months

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Oh, look, Mom and Dad are at it again. Poor Clint...

#stony #tony stark #steve rogers #steve x tony #stevetony #fanart #marvel #captain america #iron man #perl does art #avengers assemble #aa stevetony #idiots in love

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tobisaw · 4 months

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new pokemon go event today guys

#avengers ASSEMBLE!!! this is incredibly rushed and I think you can tell #hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #gordon feetman #tommy coolatta #benrey #benry #dr bubby #dr coomer #darnold pepper #hlvrai forzen #hlvrai gman #my art

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iamthehamburglar · 4 months

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#random crap #funny #meme #funny memes #moon knight mcu #mcu moon knight #moon knight ghost #moon knight comics #moon knight system #moon knight #the avengers #avengers assemble

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uncharted-constellations · 7 months

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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."

*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*

"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"

#batman #spider-man #i always think its so fucking funny when every justice league adaption goes 'he isnt a team player' like #he's been in so many different variations of the justice league its not even funny #autumn could start late and this man would have a team assembled #meanwhile mr friendly neighborhood over here has probably engaged in fisticuffs with every marvel character in existence #because they rightfully looked at him funny #one of my favorite panels in his avengers run is him throwing wolverine out of an UnBreakable window because he called mj dimwitted #also that superman/spider-man crossover where peter broke his hands trying to punch him into submission #i was gonna say this man would punch his own reflection if it looked at him funny but considering the clone saga exists #he basically has

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avengerscompound · 3 months

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Tony Stark | What If... The Avengers Assembled in 1602?

#marvel #avengers #marveledit #mcuedit #tonystarkedit #ironmanedit #tony stark #iron man #what if...?#what if... the avengers assembled in 1602?#1602 #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #trn1093 #disney+#marvel television #animation #avengerscompoundedit

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parvatisshallow · 1 year

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These are my avengers

#avengers assemble and it’s the most deranged group of women you’ve ever met #Yellowjackets

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wwprice1 · 3 months

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Black Widow in her original costume. By Artgerm.

#marvel #avengers #earth’s mightiest heroes #avengers assemble #champions #natasha romanoff #black widow #artgerm #stanley lau

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sixtysixproblems · 21 days

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dear god why is this show like this. who let this be made (*loves it*)

#avengers #avengers assemble #avengers assemble cartoon #characters as textposts #tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #clint barton #natasha romanoff #thor #marvel #stony #superhusbands #behold! my stuff #sixes's as textposts

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pyjamacryptid · 6 months

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This post by @nextstopparis reminded me of a scene from Avengers Assemble so, you know I had to do a redraw lol

(The scene i referenced from AA is under the cut)

#bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #merlin fanart #merthur fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #scene redraw #my art #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #avengers assemble #god Steve and Tony are so old married in that show #scheduled

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thattripleabattery · 1 month

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Just want to let everyone know that when I say I love Hawkeye I’m talking about him

#avengers assemble #Hawkeye #clint barton

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wingheadshellhead · 12 days

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Tony Stark & Steve Rogers in Avengers Assemble 1.26 The Final Showdown

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gunsandspaceships · 26 days

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Boop

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #the avengers #steve rogers #captain america #avengers assemble #what if #boop #grandmaster

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meidui · 7 months

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nothing has what avengers assemble has

"you lead, i'll follow" "keep leading like that and we might actually stick together" "do what you do best, cap, save the day" "WE ARE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER" "stay with me stark" "i was brave long before i was captain america and tony was a hero long before he was iron man" "there are a few old fashioned things worth keeping around" "fall backwards i'll catch you" "you are your father's greatest invention" *steve picks up tony and spins him around* *steve takes care of de-aged tony* *tony risks his life to save steve* *tony risks his life to save steve* *tony risks his life to save stev-

#i didn't think we would have a chance at winning because it's literally 616 but aa stevetonies can fight omg #stony #st♡ny #stevetony #aa #avengers assemble #if it comes down to aa and mcu in round 3.. we will have to make some difficult decisions #*#text

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